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june 1st blink august 22nd yeah what the hell where did this year go [Music] hey you precipitating parrots welcome back to mk my name's jack and today's all about me me me me me me me me me in real life so strap on in and get ready for the good stuff once in a lifetime two hurricanes same time same place ah though such a dynamic duo that i'm sure we all could appreciate this year i aspire to be like 2020 constantly trying to outdo myself always in competition with myself never letting myself do anything less than mediocre yeah okay well look i'm gonna blame everyone who keeps saying 2020 can't get any worse because this is what happens when you try and poke things with a stick i miss how nickelodeon and cartoon network only aired commercials aimed at kids i wish there was an option for that on hulu and youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology well i'm sure if you just play a bunch of youtube kids shows on repeat for like 24 hours i'm sure the ad algorithm will apply generously how to adult shop for a new tie make macaroni do cardio don't let the existential dread set in don't let it set in vacuum the rug girls want to be talking about period pains have you ever rolled your ankle over like this i'm so glad girls don't have ankles dear diary today i got paid to draw doom guy teaching rapunzel from disney's tangled how to shoot the heavy assault rifle today was a good day okay guys i want fan art like this please i want rapunzel shitty guy heavy assault right please tell me this happens to other people this be the one thing on a bad day that's going to make you reach your limit well as the joker says all it takes is just one bad day like could you imagine a major villain their turning point was getting their jeans stuck in their door oh that does it i'm defeating batman best villain backstory ever do you want beef tonight at 6 pm who the frick is this you want to throw down i'll freak you up it's grandma we got a new phone oh sorry grandma uh can i have chicken who you calling chicken enjoy it these are the best years of your life this is the best oh boy i don't think i'll have kids plain invites arguments this bloodline dies with me assertive metal as hell implies you're taking on a great and noble burden which allows no arguments why is there a charge for three thousand dollars to men's warehouse i have no idea don't go outside though no no no horse gets tailored three-piece suit looks absolutely dashing oh i see what you did there now this is your bulge holy [ __ ] german police pull python out of man's pants after noticing considerable bulge yep that's a headline you read today yesterday i finally achieved what every single college student in america has dreamt of yet can only hope will happen to them that's right i got run over by a bus on campus oh just look at that smug you know she's getting a payday hey can someone remind me to cancel my spotify premium in three months you should cancel your spotify premium holy f thank you i completely forgot this why can't the internet be more like this i automatically think things are cancelled when it rains i don't know why correction you automatically want things to be cancelled when it rains it's a sign from the gods to not socialize what's considered trashy if you're poor but classy if you're rich day drinking speaking two languages hard drugs tax avoidance oh my god where's the lie first day is a pilot can you give me your position uh i'm next to a cloud that looks like a lion okay yeah can you be more specific oh uh simba cooking together is a form of intimacy yo no one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen government let's open schools children are smart enough to avoid getting infected kids when they cough let coffee oh god doing all those voices that give me the hiccups god damn it let's see how many sex streams go too many bills to play not liking your current life don't know what to do god damn it become a crab no sunburns no sand in swimsuit regrow lost limbs lots of legs never get fat no responsibilities and most importantly no god hiccups eight year old me my creative world uh yeah what's that yeah no i got these naturally okay come on guys what the freaky worshipping crosses for you what part of my story makes you think i like crosses god damn hiccups what is wrong with my sister and her husband absolutely nothing they're strengthening their bond by being chaotic dumb bums together and that's beautiful 2020 everyone started seeing someone as in dating or hallucinations i don't know when someone asks you what day it is hey yeah i knew you're gonna say that i got you fam you just just look at my look at my testicles look in that direction you got you got your answer right there astronaut leyland melvin includes his rescue dogs in best nassau portrait ever oh i'm so glad he rescued those dogs from space big congratulations to drugs for winning the war on okay hiccups that is enough get get out of me stop interrupting my speeches big congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs ha damn it still came out flies finding their way into my room flies trying to find the exit ah oh gee no no not that wall no not that wall no not that wall no not that one no not that one either i guess i'm gonna have to just stay here for the night man i'm sorry why is being alive so expensive i'm not even having a good time sorry no refunds suckers [ __ ] be 21 dating a 15 year old like i'm a face timer yeah you're gonna be facing time alright finally fake estate no don't make a meme that requires me to be smart to understand it i don't want to feel dumb after all these years finally i have goddamn hiccups finally i have them all can i get some bacon sure can you make it fatty bacon isn't that hard to make the hot new trend in cyber bullying crashing your plane into someone's house in microsoft flight simulator and sending them the pic wait do you want me to do it in real life oh geez i gotta make a phone call ranch hand have you ever ridden a horse riding it like a skateboard yeah no that's not how you rap kick flips holes holy [ __ ] once i started spending my own money i realized my mom was right we do got food at home oh my god the villain entangled was right all along mother knows best he has it but it cost him everything circuit cat thanos would like to speak with you today i have consumed 44 tic tacs they taste better when you share them with friends i don't have friends woman married to ghost of 300 year old pirate announces they have split up did he uh did he ghost her oh stop it ryan i made this so i can reject girls nicely due to circumstances beyond my control i am not accepting girlfriend applications this does not mean that i do or do not like you it simply means i am not mentally capable of having a girlfriend and i'm doing you a favor damn dude how much are you drowning that need to resort to rejection cards i can't wait to grow up it looks fun to be an adult it's great drinking party sticks thanks here we go back pain gamers after gunning down dozens of innocent people on gta it is necessary gamers when a dog dies in an rpg it's not necessary i waved to a man because i thought he waved at me apparently he waved to another woman so to get out of the awkward situation i kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport i am now in poland starting a new life love love wait wait how do you turn the three holy freaking god that and that is the heart ah never mind i got it love wait what the frick me and heaven damn this place is nice as hell angels as what working class help us please republicans no democrats no love you plm low your child's risk of overdosing by building up their heroin tolerance she doesn't want it stop when you meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one oh i'm settled my girl liked this and i don't know how to feel about it i'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment a lovely young woman just asked me if i could hurry up and finish my breakfast my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat so i'll be here for the rest of the today great white shark in south africa yo this image is metal as hell no offense angels my dumb butt thought it was trapped in an iceberg computer save this image png we may be the only lawyers on earth whose clients are all innocent the animal legal defense fund when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers oh my god oh yes the four keys to success are right here that's it this is what you paid over nine hundred dollars for in my mental workshop course that's all you get me gets down on one knee girlfriend oh my god it's finally happening me falls over the poison is kicking in there's a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and i am super intimidated she smashed out of shawl in like 35 minutes and now she's aggressively eating a sandwich i can't the sandwich is gone packet of chips gone fuel for the knitting machine that she is sh she's at it again it protect it create completely random panic attack but most importantly it suffers from constant dopamine lack somebody had to say it today's lego sets are overpriced and not as cool as they used to be they were always overpriced the difference is now you're paying for it we have a winner and i hate that we do people be shook when i tell them i have a 4.0 gpa while working two jobs and a social life i mean anything's possible if you lie you had us going for the first half not going to lie young samuel wishevsky 8 years old facing eight chess masters simultaneously in france 1920. he lost all games why do i love it so much it's so dumb yeah that'd be nice how lucky are you me just uh close [Music] what's happening to me the amazing man spider [ __ ] bills bills bill bills my mask broken walmart and it felt like my pee pee popped out post-traumatic stress more like spicy memory pitch who wants to be a millionaire but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat how would you like to pay your fair share of taxes oh no can i vote an offshore tax haven i don't mind a mosquito sucking my blood i have plenty to go around what annoys me is the need to inject the itch juice into my skin like i'm already feeding you why are you being such a butthead imagine if i slapped my mom every time she made me [Laughter] oh roast beef thanks mom you're welcome they offered you eighty dollars an hour to clean the cemetery alone 10 p.m to 5 a.m y'all taking the job right 80 dollars an hour you coming from i think i'm going to refuse that shoe i'm making sure each one of those tombstones are spotless with the finest holy water eddie i'll try to visit our friend ale6 row 3 bro might get haunted but i'm leaving each shift with a bentley of casper and his homies in the back no watching while phone being fixed makes me nervous me reading the messages via the notifications bar and pretending to not be online oh look it's me i mean not surprising it's me irl tap tap tap tap tap delete nobody needs my opinion no no i disagree someone who eats a banana with a fork with the skin you seem very interesting my wife is making me do this stupid parade someone kill me now please is this for real yeah you could tell it's a tweet from the 60s because of the aging why do adults say you should have peed before you left or class started like dude i can't summon my pee whenever i want like opi come forth reign yourself spray upon thy lord's enemies quench their thirst with your unyielding gush me as a drug dealer we don't have coke is pepsi okay oh no not the hand pointing meme thing again oh god it's starting all over again if your parent approved of your marriage but your grandparents and uncles didn't would you still get married might as well ask the postman too if i'm taking everyone's opinion i'm not saying the word without my lawyer present you are the lawyer so where's my present huh huh get out of here yesterday who being ugly my experience being ugly my experience recommended for you me in my room imagining fake scenarios and hurting my own feelings take that can't get bullied if i'm bullying myself no lighter but we got science how did you not have a lighter but you did have a magnifying glass i'm pretty sure if anything the lighter would have been cheaper to buy me trying to sleep on airplane baby behind me hi guys welcome to my youtube channel i've just gotten on the airplane now so we'll see how this ride goes when there are several empty seats on the bus but someone sits right beside you what was your favorite struggle meal growing up yo wait froo loops were a struggle meal dude that was a luxury meal for me oh my god how poor was i you ever had sleep for dinner got stood up by my date so i thought i'd treat a special girl in my life little did you know that it was her all along that's right your doggy has catfished you can i book an extra session in next week to get help with my claustrophobia i think i can squeeze you in um you can what a school in russian prison oh it's nice they let her keep teaching thank you thank you to this meme for making this tedious painful task look so much more epic than it actually is i now feel far less awkward and pathetic when i have to do this every time me listening to good music younger sibling oh my god there's a tick tock song they stole it from spongebob patrick squidward plankton mr krabs frick i thought these were titties for like seven minutes third wheeling with a toxic couple is lit not when it's your parents [Laughter] not to be a complainer but if dogs can have treats to clean their teeth why can't we i don't understand this trilogy at all oh wow props to the originality of these posters oh my god the freaking hiccupping is back it was gone for so good 25 years of apps peeled 25 years of ads peeled away oh september second yes scary dinosaur stuff a warning okay good meme moving on what if we held hands with the god damn it what if we held hands on the wii menu i guess you could say we won ever since i was a little kid i've always wanted to get on a fire truck i'm tempted to just walk my grown butt over to a fire station and just ask oh my god it worked when someone tells me it's easy peasy lemon squeezy but for me it's always stressy to press his lemon i don't even care i hiccuped at that one that was great stressy depressing lemon zesty hey you magic muffin you've made it to the indoor windy breeze creative works part of the video what simpletons call fan art and today's work is by lappysec just some quick fan art see simpleton i'm kidding you're not a simpleton you're amazing i love you and it's some work they've tried with some camo shorts i'll be honest i'm more impressed by the slippers they look comfy love the character's outfit lapisec did a good job thanks for the work hiccup i am done with you stop god wait oh that actually hurts uh if you'd like to see your future fan out to the next video make sure it's on the mk subreddit that's where we see them and put them on to the next video oh i'm done god damn it all right closing time you beautiful beautiful beautifulness yeah my vocabulary is expensive make sure you've liked the video and if you are not subscribed already be sure to click that notification bell and the big red button saying subscribe come on do it already join the family i hear liking videos and commenting and subscribing helps get rid of hiccups so please do it for me help me save me please in the meanwhile i need something to scare myself so i'm going to find my reflection in the mirror hope you guys have a good one my name's been jack i will see you guys in the next video you're amazing love yours bye bye

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Length: 17min 58sec (1078 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 05 2020