r/Natureisf**kinglit | YOOOO RUNNING TREE

crown shyness is a phenomenon where some trees never touch the branches of other trees don't touch me there this is my no-no fallout [Music] hello my 24 piece chicken mcnuggets welcome back to mk my name is jack the snack that smiles back and today we're going to tap into our inner pyromaniacs and look at some forest fires wait no sorry no the title's misleading we're going to look at some really hot erotic trees no no i'm being told that's wrong as well uh well it's called nature's freaking what are you expecting pretty things about animals and stuff let's go researchers estimate one in every 100 000 turtle hatchlings is albino here you have two siblings part of me finds this cute part of me finds this beautiful part of me wonders if you killed over two hundred thousand turtles just to find these burbo a dominant silverback in kamun has been found to have a bush baby as a pet oh hush you were thinking the exact same thing this all-female football tournament in pakistan might have the best backdrop in the world look great height to fit in the crowd but by the time you've come back from the bathroom your family has made a missing person's report bear outside my house this morning named him tony i will befriend him okay that sounds like a threat come here tony i have fish my name is steve um no thank you though eat my fish tony be my friend this is not how you make friends you just wait till your father gets home and that's when the baby otter realized it was dinner tonight but he was the dinner all the times auntie tina said that he was so cute that she could just eat him up ring completely different now these insect eggs look like smiley faces they actually really do are you sure they didn't just stick a bunch of emojis on the leaf my cousin captured a bee peeing in her yard what what what is that sentence oh what i didn't wait hang on no i really shouldn't be shocked that some animals would pee but i do it's so tiny how does it how does it build up so much god what this is something i never expected myself to witness i don't think i really wanted to uv imaging shows how birds see each other what no really god damn no wonder birds never really show any care for us we'd look ugly and plain as hell damn dude i want bird sight just not breasted coronet i know it's just the structure of their face but why do birds always look like they're just frustrated with me oh goodness he looks so plain and boring it's disgusting catacanthus incarnatus what are you trying to troll me into casting a spell jokes on you i don't have a want ah never mind seems it worked anyway and you made me summon a demon nice to know where the mask from crash bandicoot was inspired from though a red fox and a butterfly you will never find a human's composure more solid than a nature photographer who lands a shot like this and doesn't scream and jump up and down and glee karst mountains shinna looks like china's got bacne hey that's not nice really cool grasshopper spotted in the backyard in south east mcchicken oh my god that is like are you trying to tell me you're poisonous or are you really addicted to microtransactions my friend mr crow oh hello you smooth crow i'm worried about that foot though maybe see a doctor about that one mate not the ones who like to wear your face though they're a bit questionable my house is surrounded by cornfields but i run into this awesome turtle from out of nowhere this morning that is very questionable as cool beside that would be to see when you're surrounded by cornfields maybe call someone up about it i think that turtle is lost is this meant to be like a spiritual remake of finding nemo but like on land himalayan gryphon vultures have adapted a set of false eyes which are actually just its plumage arranged in a certain way with what looks like bald spots making up the eyes and the bridge of the false nose that is actually the neck so essentially it seems they're inspired by elephants give them long pointy noses but that said the lack of distinguished eyes that i can see on this thing just makes it look like a giant mech suit with feathers fantasy path okay but what makes the trees bend like this is it the constant wind or is the ground water filled with nothing but alcohol so they're just constantly drunk what a time to be alive constantly drunk throughout your development triumphs dinosaur shrimp hundreds of these cool little dudes just emerged in arizona after a recent monsoon they can stay dormant for decades waiting for water dude what that's a that's a fossil dinosaur i mean it's bad enough the chickens and crocodiles are still around what now these things nope i'm good it's already enough of an alien planet with half the things that live here the sky tonight when i took my dog for a walk no filter and no actual fire oh hot damn but not literally according to you the angle i live in i can only see sunrises so it's kind of nice i miss the sunsets 120 plus year old raudordor din drawn from dendron rodda den rodor dendron yeah you couldn't just call it a pink flower tree come on stay calling or something stupid like door door door harry i found this lion's mane fungus on a hike today in central massachusetts why lions mane though they look more like a willow tree i imagine god being slightly disappointed every time we name things that are totally not what he had in mind lion's mane okay sure we can do that i can work with that um what the hell is a butterfly now screw this floods get in your plant a moody shot with a towering ghostly giraffe in the mists while a leopard passes i like to imagine that this leopard had a friend who was a giraffe and is haunted by the guilt that he couldn't save him you know fun light-hearted things gray in grey well guys this is a nature subreddit we don't need any 50 shades uh smut fan fiction here oh jeez oh goodness oh it's all gushing and white and wet in between them both oh yuck istanbul last night viva las vegas we're trying to sleep sorry a leaf i found on my walk today oh wow it's the leaf yup looks like it's passing away though you should uh leave it alone yes yes let me feed on your dismay in disgust beefed up ben girl tiger marking a tree for this claws right it's not doing it the way we humans do it uh oh hang on wait i'm assuming the claws are just there's a discoloration on the tree there right in line with where he could possibly be also marking it but oh my god do you see those bite look at the muscle on his shoulders area dude he clearly needs to prioritize leg day a bit more who am i kidding i could definitely not outrun him what a newborn alligator looks like oh my gosh who knew newborn alligators can look like babies such a scientific discovery get the motherflipping nobel prize it turns out babies look small meanwhile somewhere in norway i swear norway is like my personal equivalent to tick tock e girls trying to bait thirsty guys i know you're just looking good to get my attention god damn it isn't working this geode looks like a ocean waves on the beach oh nice and look you can even see a tear in our reality in the sky quick don't acknowledge it otherwise the illuminati will come and get you owl i found on the road it couldn't fly so i kept it in my backyard for a few hours till it flew away i don't know if it's just a real bias of mine loving al's but i swear i've never seen an owl act extremely hostile for more than a few seconds when someone comes to take care of it for a bit it's like a cat it just it just knows that you're gonna treat it well and so it takes advantage of that the night sky pejunia now see this makes sense for the name of the plant unlike calling a pink flower something along the lines of [Music] the azores in portugal okay yes i'd love to buy it how much i've got twenty dollars and an arcade game card the violet on this rainbow pops lopez island in wha state yeah damn that is a very solid violet quit slack in other colors come on yellow you disgust me red what is that japanese red maple how absolutely beautiful almost as beautiful as the simplicity to pronounce the name of the plant yeah i'm not done with the yeti perfect shot of a red-billed ox-pekka resting on the horn of this rhino oh okay um this is really competing with the gorilla that has a pet bush baby it's like he's actually sleeping well i mean i think it is that or the yellow is its eyes open and it's it's just seen some things i was lucky enough to experience a lion raw from about 12 feet away well i'm sure that would be very impressive if we could hear it i mean to be fair it could have literally just like let out a very large burp or maybe farted and just been like oh might have been just been a little meow but we won't know we're just gonna have to trust you stranger on the internet this is what volcanic rocks i am studying look like close up hey look at that trash island in the middle of the pacific ocean just you know far less our fault satanic leaf-tailed gecko and if anyone is wondering yes that is its actual name geez yeah wow did you pick the best photo for it you know this is one of those creatures where you don't have a fear of it unless it's about your size super interesting fun guy the zombie fungus it takes over the mind of an insect causing it to climb up a branch and cling to the underside of a leaf before mummification once locked in place the mushroom-like body of the cordyceps sprouts from the insect and eventually releases its spores yes hello inspiration for the zombies and last of us just a constant fun reminder that a lot of the plagues and pandemics we've experienced over society has commonly transferred from animals to humans so you know looking forward to this one this baby fox taking a nap on a branch you know this is cute but also it looks kind of dead too so i'm a mixed feelings with this one this is an armadillo pink fairy armadillo and this animal is the smallest pink yo no that's just a shiny i don't know before get your get get yo i'll get the master ball on this one it's gonna escape extremely rare zebra with polka dot variations instead of stripes the zebra's name is tira tyra neither one oh my gosh tyree you just have to be different don't you gosh you're so self-absorbed tyra god love how the tail doesn't even look like it belongs to the zebra like it's just someone in a very tacky costume i see you donkey in disguise felt like somebody was waiting up there or something no no one's up here it's just you nope don't don't worry there's no bear traps don't you worry i'm not a cat i'm not a cannibal who said that no it wasn't me done just the forest [Music] walking miss not mosquito misquote in the sonoran desert oh buddy you can you can walk away all you want but you can't escape that your name is weird you'll never escape my criticisms cousin of dodger hecate john polar bear leaping over water captured by arctic expedition team oh look at that even the arctic's learned that trick from the trees of playing a bit of keep away have fun just a bit of innocent play of crown shyness definitely not possibly caused by any other sort of thing at the summit of san juan mountain bueng khan province thailand there are three rock masses evoking floating whales that formed about 75 million years ago don't call them that that's very big boned honestly i can't tell if that's just the shine from the rocks or the trail of people walking on them so much over the years honestly i'm surprised no one has fallen off enough for them to have to put up barriers the magic of summer in a lace gay you know i have mixed feelings about there being multiple trails one thing it's comforting to know that this is where everyone goes so i can assure that it's safe but on the other hand we only needed one footpath they are all going to the same spot people stopped destroying the ground the gills of a whale shark i consider myself to be weirded out by the look of gills but then i also realized that i have literal two vacuum airbags in my own body now it is fan our time to shout out the latest of the beautiful artworks you've done today's work is by dual versal games who has made a flag for mk yes excellent our global dominance has now begun move out of the way amazon and facebook we are gonna get a seat at the un thank you for supporting our global domination juror vessel games and remember if you yourself would like to see your artwork in the next video post your creative efforts in the mk subreddit now it is of course the end of today's fun time so do leave a like if you enjoyed your time here and if you're not subscribed already join the family and click that button while you're at it if you want to support the channel even more or just want to totally stylize the walls in your interiors then head on to the link in the description below our mk shop we've got more of our delicious mk poster available for you grab that cheeky little thing before it's all sold out because it won't be around forever but 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Length: 13min 4sec (784 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 25 2021