r/Me_irl | When My Friends Talk About Politics

okay hold up that was not geometrically possible hey maybe he kissed it like a picasso painting where he just he squished his lips to the side of his face and then just pressed her to the side hey you terrific tortellinis welcome back to mk this vocal apparition be jack and this is the part where i creatively use a pun referring to my name yeah i am pretty creative with my intros but you aren't here for me no you're here for some me irl oh technically still me partially oh i'll take it introverts visiting more than two places in a day i'm going on an adventure oh where to the the backyard just playing with the dog that or he's just going to the fridge i mean he's probably not been out of his room in so long that everything's just grown over itself whenever i start to feel comfortable with a group of friends i'm annoying them now your first mistake was assuming that when i said that everyone knew me it was for good reasons i got ants yeah but my ants are taller than yours well i got a tube of glue and i have an entire tin of it i got bread ah you win i can't handle that with my gluten talk gluten [Music] me at 2am reading all 300 messages of two random strangers arguing on the internet oh dear well at least they can feel humbled in knowing that their discussion will have an impact on the political climate yep their time has not been wasted on each other the woman allegedly broke into the home pet the family dog did the dishes then left is she available tomorrow do you have any hobbies introverts i finally realized it people are prisoners of their phones that's why they are called cell phones silence boomer or 14 year old who thinks they're deep and philosophical honestly you both think rather the same it's pathetic oh it's a girl oh no wait it's a boy oh it's mike wazowski thinking of the time i ordered olive garden online and i put please speak to me in an italian accent in the special requests category and completely forgot about it and when i went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes and when i told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like i know i was looking forward to do it i was the only one to brave enough to do it me giving life advice there is a bump here so please watch your step uh just looked outside my window here in california what the frick wow you can actually see the air cooking it's all wavy and stuff oh so wonder what it was causing that me listening to songs my bluetooth headphones battery life frick weeping woman 1937 by pablo picasso cat 2019 by me [Laughter] oh dear lord our memes transcend time itself no longer shall our lazy internet humor be restricted by the linear methods of passage and time idiot the government used cgi to fake the moon landing cgi in 1996 yes i am gorilla i am very believable look you can see the texture on my skin that means hair plus i blink once every 70 frames so therefore i have personality when the teacher almost catches you cheating so you hit them with the i don't i'm not sure what you mean i i just didn't really understand the question come on give me chemicals and willpower to do anything other than laying on bed and scrolling through memes now see if you're watching this meme through a video you're technically advancing in progress because you're no longer scrolling you're just watching a video that really does it for you i guess i i understand that scene is a back pedaling and but let's not think of it that way i'll enter the next meme you good person don't feel sad bro just go straight at her and ask her out it's all about the confidence wow oh i lose this confidence i yeah yeah me pulling up my phone that fell off the bed with the earphone cord i know you gotta see this message yeah just stop vibrating jesus okay okay eight a.m before you're nine to five seven a.m on your day off oh if that ain't the truth i bet nobody under 40 knows what this is yeah right because all bread is digital now you freaking [ __ ] finally the terrible two meter distance is over now scandinavians can go back to the usual five meter distance anti-socialism it's funny because it's relatable oh dolphins are so beautiful i don't care that you're wrong technically i still agree with the ladder just beautiful alarm goes off i'll just sleep 10 more minutes how about 30 more minutes uh just skip class just drop out important scientific announcement well this comment just flew directly into the sun me me when the crushing realization of existence sets me again with the toaster dings with my pop tarts 23 years old me trying to fill a bucket faster how cute you think your impact makes a difference when you don't know what the frick you're feeling anymore you just lay there and feel nothing yeah that's uh that's actually called depression depression isn't always just feeling sad it's feeling unmotivated and unpassionate about doing anything yes i'm passionate it's a word shut up i know english florida men don't actually commit more weird crimes it's just that florida laws allow the media to have access to police reports so the media chooses to do stories on weird crimes if those kids could read they'd be very upset oh oh it's an entire site just being roasted right there i guess us as well i mean we make fun of them too well i humbly stand corrected still gonna say i slept with your mom that was a retort i'm cold and hungry i see humans around a bonfire maybe i can ask for food what could possibly go wrong 000 years later even in hindsight this is still kind of worth it john it's no use man we can't save him i'm done for you you have to go on do it for all of us i will the real french the real treasure is friendship whoever made frogs get a 100 right those things are frogs is this is this really what qualifies as internet human nowadays let's be honest the bar is pretty low here's the problem with fruit it's inconsistent some apples are delicious some taste bad sometimes blueberries are great sometimes they are disgusting you know what's the same every time doritos okay corn chips aren't healthy just because they have the word corn in them traveled like two hours to see mount fuji was it worth it yes but those shoes though damn they're clean sometimes i'm kept awake thinking about how americans call the liquid they put into their cars gas yeah america please explain why why you do this i mean it's what the cars turned it into sort of like saying instead of eating food or eating feces you know like why five minutes by train or three minutes if your sexuality is discriminated by the local church your government's public transport is nothing on my speed ten-year-old me preparing to tell my mom at 9pm i need glue for my project due tomorrow oh no she's cleaning the kitchen that's that's where the knives are off look i'll better ask you later guess the place um windows xp no middle earth [Music] this is the wrong reference i've just realized oh god hackers in late 90s action movies i'm in if i can't hit you with the hammer then i'll hit the hammer with you thanos creative problem solver i'll be honest i was so disappointed they didn't do something like this in the movie did it hurt yeah i was talking about the fall from heaven it all hurts my life is constant pain it's suffering computer lottery winner claims jackpot in scream mask so his relatives don't recognize him oh you fool no one wears a scream mask anymore that just makes you more of a target good morning did you know there's a life-size jason voorhees statue standing 120 feet down in crystal lake in minnesota okay the wame 2020 is set up that mother flipper is going to come alive next week don't jinx it me chilling in my room laughing at my own jokes because i'm freaking hilarious [Laughter] why is this angle look perfectly in line with that my room is in the house someone's making fun of me and i don't like it me after watching fake horror movies me after watching true serial killer documentaries hmm i hope it's my turn are you learning son no 2019. lo-fi hip-hop 2020 just just growing marijuana in your house because the world's on fire why is that cat praising it kitty stop bad okay but can the rest of the world adapt to korea's trend of eating alone with small cubicles for one provided with tv and phone charging services like this is the definition of me time okay you could do that at home i mean i guess if you want to pay for it i thought this lady was freaking staring at me for five minutes till i realized it was a magazine um excuse me i can hear you my main source of annoyance lately ah yes the source of many americans annoyance but the source of the rest of the world's humor you keep doing you america you you're great material first day is vet now what seems to be the problem yes but where well i'm actually really proud of that mia that was that was really good instructor welcome to salsa class who's ready to learn how to dance me hiding your tortilla chips back there's been a misunderstanding when you ask someone how old their child is and they answer using months well thanks for the math homework person i really loved watching this movie people that have read the book there we go caps capsule we all butt napkins my lord me stands up too fast my whole nerve system unable to connect to world my sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but it uh she does not accept oh you put this net in my way that's cute it's not gonna last long you know it's not gonna last long listen am i the most attractive girl out there of course not but do i have a good personality no but do i wake up every day and try to be the best person i can be also no when you go to use textbooks and see the previous students notes [Music] [Laughter] and then cora came along and used white out all over the thing because she wants it to look pretty and new rating playground floor material shredded tire seven out of ten a nice bouncy feeling but a little rough pair boots five out of ten it was fun to play in but kids always threw them at you terrible when in your shoe mulch negative ten out of ten splinters rough falls stab your feet little demons bounty flat material 10 out of 10 amazing nothing to complain about nice softy bouncy forms when people are talking about politics but the only thing you've followed for the last three years are memes yeah there's my cousin who literally works in politics and oh look there's me i need to know the story behind this he protect he attack but most importantly he get a location on back of quack googled the annual death rate from quicksand and it's literally zero my whole childhood was a lie yeah they really upscaled the severity of quicksands didn't they thanks indiana jones all right what's your biggest weakness i never know when to quit that's okay you're hired i quit my mom didn't raise a quitter she raised someone afraid of failure so much they didn't even start something why yes she is proud of me because she has nothing else to be proud of are you a raccoon dark circles under eyes eats junk small and chubby stays up all night cute but we'll fight oh my god i'm not you look sad today actually i'm sad every day i just don't have the energy to hide it today hey i can dig that when you enter an adidas shop and you see your salary written on a pair of shoes wow so that's how you feel suddenly inadequate my worst fear is accidentally committing tax fraud because i'm a freaking idiot oh that's me unsurprisingly it's kind of the point of this wholesale reddit why don't they just put these things on mount everest what the frick what a stupid butt idea love you jace lad you're scared of what you don't understand my goals are beyond your understanding you know technically they do have these kind of things except that you know a dead person's foot or um the remains of someone's red jacket because they died where they slept you know it's uh they exist just not in this fun colorful way work from home in march versus september and still equally as productive how to walk with short girls yes no female friend i shall never stop because it is funny and i find it entertaining hear me out if batman is canonically cannot cannon in the ken on nicoley about 32 then he was born in 1986 and if his parents were killed leaving a movie theater then he was 10 years old then there is a very real possibility that they were seeing space jam i accidentally hit the language button on my remote last night and watched family guy in spanish for 10 minutes thinking it was a weird joke okay but is that statement saying how just low bar their quality of humor is or that you're just that much of an oblivious idiot let's go with the former so you feel better about yourself who has the most annoying fan base the united states after strangers at the library asked me to watch their stuff yeah i got you fam i'd throw hands if a stranger touched my stranger's stuff where does this sudden camaraderie come when you enter a library me can i have an extra 125 an hour just to meet my basic needs for survival my boss okay boss i'm gonna say it you're spending money to replace your vocal cords with a gemstone there it's it's so dumb that hurts my heart today is april this person's birthday reply to post a wish on her timeline or reply with one to post happy birthday stop texting me i don't give a freak um excuse me what oh yeah have fun explaining this one oh man i i gotta draw this just it should be a great thing to drive to dinner okay here we go uh i have never related to a comic so personally before i freaking love toast what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like cook it again unreal bust ya get that guy i'm on it hang on he's not wearing one of those arm things what those arm protectors you guys wear during training he doesn't have one i know just grab him baby i might hurt him waiter sir the food is free for children under 10. oh that's great because he recently turned nine but dad [Music] at first i thought the child wanted to say 12 but it's funnier when you imagine they were going to say 20. hey just shave off all his beard hair and make him walk around like there's a short female friend next to him and it's golden nine year old right there when you're both typing so you'll erase the message to let them speak first but they do the same thing this mother a well-structured argument to defeat the guy on the internet a typo owie there's my entire metaphorical point man arrested after trying to fight family because someone ate his pork chop i'm not gonna say he was right or wrong all i'm saying is i understand just look at his face too he's just like yeah yeah i did it i'm justified me time to relax and get into bed the internet yeah want to read something upsetting first yes i'm obviously bmw is a man's car mercedes is for women cars are made for whoever the frick can afford them yeah yeah did you ever think about it that way you dingus the vandals in my neighborhood are evolving okay now this takes me back to a time i'm pretty sure in history there was a point where math itself was illegal to talk about and study like to the point where they would do things like this in the streets to practice math okay i can't find the specific story but i know there's like little bits in here in history where people got exiled because they were doing fractions in a way that wasn't known about before at the time like hypastus yeah there you go there's some history knowledge for you no idea hey guys how do i go into events like pink did i'm skipping everyone thanking green for catching the imposter green who just wants to go into the vents when morning wood fades and you can pee peacefully again thanks dick i appreciate it not youtube you can't de-monetize this video that's a name it's a name i fell asleep with my glasses on and when i woke up my dumb butt thought i got my vision back but just like every morning for you it was a great disappointment hell yeah saucy spagbol you've made it to another fan art special bit today's work is by the basic sketcher they made some mk themed fan art with an unnamed oc of theirs posted it yesterday but deleted it to post it again when everyone is awake you know you're redditting a lovely piece of work that is is that mask dream inspired if it is i love it if it isn't i still love it i'm in a very loving mood right now i love you all too and i give you all the homo you try you think that accepts you from receiving homo love i'm giving you all the homo love you can call me homo sapien with all the love i'm giving but uh yes uh to the point thank you for the artwork basic sketcher lovely piece as always and guys if you'd like to see your future work on the mk channel in a future video be sure to post it in the mk subreddit because that's where we see them and grab them for future videos now with that said it seems you've made it to the end of this video and if you're this far in you've clearly enjoyed yourself so like it come on i say it every time but you hardly do it don't disappoint me i'm threatening to unlife puppies here and i'm afraid to actually do it i don't want to resort to that but if you're not liking these videos i don't know what else i'll have to do so come on save a puppy also if you're new to the channel and want to see more be sure to subscribe as well with that notification bell clicked on so you always see the latest videos when they're out links to other things in the description down below and as always guys thank you genuinely for watching today it's been a pleasure rambling at you i love having you around and i look forward to doing it again soon my name's been jack you've been an amazing person as always and i'll see you next time bye

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Id: _Ciqcc6eIu0

Length: 18min 48sec (1128 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 28 2020