r/Me_irl | most relatable memes in the west

do you want to join my religion what's your religion i'm interested [Music] hey hey welcome to mk my name is jack today we're checking out some me irl i think you all know what it is by now there's no need to really explain it let's go when you can't find a parking spot so you turn the volume down to see better okay i know we do this because it's our way to stop drowning out all our senses so we can better focus with our eyes and stuff but i i still think it's a really dumb thing and i hate that i do it as well i don't know why scientist explaining importance of good sleep me at 3am watching him explain yep so much information and i'm not going to apply any of it if this was an rpg and you found an item with 30 disease resist and you had an empty slot you'd equip that [ __ ] wear your masks no i'd store it away and never use it because it's the only one i've come across when i fight jesus as the endgame boss how will i fight off the possibility of his passive disease spells only one way to be certain i'm prepared is to not use up this current equipment see see logic the birthing welcome to the world when the baby is ready to be born the woman will crouch down while playing cardi b and the baby will crawl out and turn it out you come little one good god god this stuff is whack introvert's preparing to say here during attendance samantha here we go here we go here we go jackson there here honey are you having a bad dream no a bad reality sometimes i honestly think arthur was ahead of its time dads after watching the first 10 minutes of a movie i've seen enough i'm sleeping what's worse is when it's a movie that he's picked out and you're too afraid to change the movie in case he wakes up again and goes hey oh this isn't the same movie fifty dollars than whatever you want baby you're fifty dollars and give me one hundred dollars was the people who made this meme the same people who got that whole twitter scam thing happening this just takes me back to runescape when people used to do this as a way to get some money off people for free and i definitely wasn't the young kid who fell for it nope not at all i was playing volleyball in the gym with the kids and this little boy got hit in the head and i was like oh geez you okay dude and he just said yeah i'm real strong watch this and punched himself in the face he said to be gentle with his brain and he told me no really it's okay look and i had to physically block him from slamming his forehead into the brick wall i'd ask how old this kid is but i mean really it shouldn't matter it's still a bad thing whatever age you're at me has the happiest most enchanting experience of my life my brain nothing me poops myself at olive garden my brain a core memory fun fact our brain purposely remembers bad things over good things as a way of self-survival by remembering bad things you're less inclined to do them again accidentally so try not to feel bad before you remember bad memories it's just your brain's way of trying to protect and care for you sorry i'm being armed a psychologist moving on why is this considered a relatable thing do we aspire to be pilots just to shred up geez i think the lesson is trying to teach us here is if you can't beat them join them then turn them into confetti dad grabs a beer what five-year-old me sees looks like you have a childhood that needs a dose of therapy and let's be honest i think we all need therapy really i we really don't self-care enough i've never wanted to steal a sign so badly in my life no people me and my second rodeo this ain't my first routine it's like technically the truth all over again not freaking worth it the insane schedule and diet this blogger says she follows to keep her mental health in check sounds way worse than just being depressed if there's one thing i've learned wasting my time trying to pursue this whole super productive lifestyle here you can learn from me too is that starting out super easy and super slow is far more beneficial long term than trying to go straight into it head first like for me the way to wake myself up in the mornings is literally just to sit up in my bed not even get out of it still stay in my bed just sit up and read stuff don't leap out and go straight to the gym and do a yoga stretch for 30 minutes all that stuff nah just sit in your bed and read me doesn't understand lyrics of the song also me after reading the lyrics my goodness what obvious lyrics why didn't i hear that this was me with like video game dialogue as well in general i remember not understanding half the stuff that was said in games and looking back now i'm like how how did i not interpret that for example halo i used to think the flood was just like another part of the covenant just oh more aliens are they're scary when you read your old message and see how you used to talk oh it's so relatable though for me this can span as far back as like five years old to even like last week so i mean i don't know hell sometimes i even cringe listening to like the latest videos that i've narrated i don't know i just hate myself in the least damaging way possible though it's like a good thing and a bad thing at the same time my friend with 20 kills me struggling to stay alive and i'm just happy to be included it's like the older brother who's giving the younger kid a disconnected controller you're winning little bro yeah i am me me after i do the dishes no what is worse is when you're using a bathroom sink where they're only up to crotch level and so now you're stuck in the shopping center toilets for the next 20 minutes because you don't want to go outside and have everyone think that you wet yourself and the worst part is technically you did whatever this chair is going through i can relate i mean it looks like it's going through decomposition so unless you're dead i don't think you can playtime's over no it has only just begun coward girl flirting so do you have any wild fantasies quitting my job no i mean like any risque fantasies quitting my job without anything else lined up ladies and gentlemen my first skills how do i have a girlfriend my husband said he did a double take of me when he first met me but i've also seen him do a double take of a free pile of dirt wait free dirt where was the free dirt do you think it's still there when your favorite earthling makes it through this season of earth let us enthusiastically fist our surroundings no no they expose their phalanges to each other that's how they do it me listening to songs about selling drugs and killing people on my way to a regular nine-to-five job this is the exact kind of situation i'd see jerry in especially if he didn't even know the name of the artists when you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee um oh man what's up what's wrong nothing me when i was about 13 to 14 and being real teenage angsty me potatoes in literally any form this is weirdly specific but nonetheless i respect your love for a delicious vegetable personally my love goes to brussels sprouts i don't know why but i love them they're like healthy popcorn chicken except not at all as tasty when you're using your phone camera as mirror while shaving balls and suddenly see a bunch of likes floating on the screen mistakes have been made well might as well ride the wave of making only fans account out of this me watches a single youtube tutorial so i can fix my door hinge youtube what's up hinge lover here are the top 1000 videos from the hinger community this week check out this trending hinge content from engaging influencers me a family-sized bag of cheese puffs at 2 am yep this is factual to a tea even the entire mess that it makes on your body nobody my ear randomly that was the closest i could get to the sound that i know this is talking about with the pitch changer on my software so take it or leave it yes i know it sounds like someone letting out a very sharp fart or a balloon like wheezing but when your throat is sore and you just sit there and think about the time when it wasn't sore and how you took swallowing for granted oh my god can i relate to this when i used to tour around australia doing shows this was exactly what i had to deal with half the time all the yelling made it a godsend when you just wanted to just not speak you just didn't want to talk for the next three hours so your voice could just rest i will say though t a lifesaver some dude almost hit me with this car when i was crossing two more steps and homie would have yeted me and then he was mad buddy i'm mad step on it next time oh god that took a word twist it be words no i want a tight schedule today just one word hmm yeah can i go to the bathroom why didn't you go during break school bathrooms during break oh my god girl get off the toilet you hottie stacy you're gonna sit next to me again for maths look everyone some fresh meats come to join us oh hi there just in time for round two guys please there's a bunch of furries in the other urinals two people follow me you must answer our riddles three forget it i'll just use a normal toilet oh my god how did you get in there just go with it bro hello you once gave us tens of thousands of dollars give us more dollars we know there is a global pandemic and you are currently unemployed give us money we aren't even having classes right now money sincerely a college that will email you every day until you die me no one hangs out with me someone let's hang out me see my schedule's pretty full of self-loathing sorry fox sleeping in a graveyard makes me wonder about reincarnation makes me wonder about soul mates makes me think that dark stone probably soaks up sunlight and that's the warmest place around for a fox nap how dare you come in here parading your logic and sound reasoning be gone with you nudity and nerdery two things that i guess really simplify and explain what your account is hey are you trying to go out to eat sometime soon oh my god i've been waiting for you to ask wait i thought someone else sent that sorry it's okay but it wasn't okay and so he cried like a little baby afterwards you ever think you're vibing with someone but actually you were just talking too much i don't know with someone who has friends who can talk too much sometimes it's not that i'm not interested it's just i don't feel like i have anything to add to the conversation aside from just listening to what they're saying and like taking it in just because someone isn't as responsive doesn't mean they're not interested but that said if you think you're talking too much you probably are i didn't steal your meme i discovered it [Laughter] getting no straw to save the sea animals oh that's very considerate so they're not as poisonous for me to eat them oh well that's considerate pablo escobar took this pic in front of the white house while the whole us government was looking for him but you scared of texting your crush puddi cat no way was this a real thing and i didn't realize how much of a bad pablo was i mean let's be straight he was a bad person though but still this is pretty cool boogers must have a smell we just don't notice because they're there all the time like tinted glasses everything we think we know the scent of is really that minus boogers yeah i wonder if boogers make smells better or worse so have you been on tinder for long okay time to sleep oh the time i call the teacher mom a classic what an idiot do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like whoa i did not mean to make that face out loud oh my god if this ain't me when i'm watching movies i'm just really involved in what the character is doing and saying hell even just thinking of memories or like scenarios that i'd be in at some point this is why i'm thankful i have a car and no longer use the bus saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day i will meet someone who will hate them with me you have every right to hate this this sounds dumb why the hell would people jog with their hands together the only way i can accept this being legitimate is if you're also skipping down a yellow back road a guy in class got called on to answer a question and after a short pause he says hang on i'm not dumb i'm just panicking i felt that the guy next to me felt that your mom felt that the world felt that me the restaurant waiter here's your cup oh thank you put down cup thank you fills up cup with water thank you i'll be back soon with your food thank you what was your booking name under again thank you ali me looking at pets me looking at kids would they notice if i threw it in the trash nah nah they wouldn't miss it i get in the shower before the water warms up dude what the [ __ ] everyone youtuber talking about the video sponsor double tap double tap double tap except if it's an mk video am i right guys guys guys hey when your car is making a really weird noise but your bank account is empty nothing's wrong i can't feel it yeah thanks i read it for reminding me i need to get my car serviced that's exactly what i want to deal with right now never forget you're someone's reason to smile because you are a joke oh well that does it for some me you're all today guys thanks for watching always love having you stop by if you enjoyed today's content please give it a like turn that blue thumb into a blue thumb i've stuffed that up and if you're a new person to the channel well hello stranger why not subscribe to keep up to date with the fresh content even click that notification bell so you can always be the first one here feel free to explore more subreddits with us in our other videos you can say hi to robert and lexi for me but with all that said and done my name has been jack you've been a pleasure to talk to i love seeing you around especially that demonic apparition behind you right now and i'll see you next time bye

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Id: ozgNX62505s

Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 28 2020