r/Me_irl | uhhhh, option B,

me falling in love with a girl god using her to hurt me for character development oh no oh it's horribly true look at you young and thinking you're stable i'm gonna make you develop so much maturity hey guys welcome to mk my name is jack i'm the snack that smiles back and while you're traumatized about that image we're gonna look at some me irl mimi's the cost to operate this printer each month is equivalent to four thousand taco bells 1084 gallons of gas 42 tickets to disney world think before you ink a student wants you to know with my tuition i could pay for 41 460 taco bell tacos 10 365 gallons of gas or 465 tickets to disney world with this times 5200 students i should be able to print whatever the hell i want look i also can do basic maths listen here you little sh the ad sure skip this ad me understandable have a great day okay but no i honestly have to say whenever i hear alec baldwin on the sony ad i have to watch it i don't know why i just love the sound of his voice it's too soothing god damn it the odds tailored to me and it knows it oh it's taking advantage of my love for his voice x videos this ugly son of a bad dog is freaking super hot chicks how just watch the free video what the frick man ceos during economic boom my profits ceos during recession our losses i know we're all in this together during these uncertain times give me money still please how i slept the night before a school trip hot diggity damn that is incredibly organized like how did you not knock it over when you were asleep i literally do karate when i sleep not to sound depressing but i miss being this excited about life oh i know you didn't mean to sound like it but um well just like how you feel about life you failed hey wanna see my tits nah show me your soul i don't have one of those no tits will do then this is what the animal crossing developers think cool means they're damn right you freaking [ __ ] my friends omg i have a dream where i kissed my crush my dreams i've taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain so you're smart now i'm stupid faster now hiring happy people discrimination like this is why i'm unemployed yeah and this time in year they're going to be getting very few applicants me picking a career field me picking the cookie with the most chocolate chips oh my god his eyes they're so much more detailed 11 year old me why would someone want to kill themselves 21 year old me after going through adolescence i'm not going to do it but i totally get it multiple choice questions be like [Music] when you wake up in the middle of the night and get to taste night water oh jesus cry mighty wow like why is that model of garfield not been put in a horror game yet seriously that is that has potential drinking the whole water bottle in one sip at 3am sustenance the one true gender i look inside myself and ask do i feel like a man or a woman and the answer is that i feel like interviewer so tell me a little bit about yourself i'd rather not i really need this job oh no need to be shy oh well i licked heart ah security i'm tired i'm tired i'm tired i can't sleep gentlemen we've had a breakthrough okay but seriously did anyone else have these things drawn everywhere over their school and like school books by other classmates not specifically the more placid design here but i'm also the s itself rick and morty or something i don't know i've never watched the show close mom you almost got it don't worry you're doing really good girls is my handwriting good yeah but you can still make it better boys what did you write here i i don't know am i the only one noticing how weird it is that our two nbc-ish like mean character faces are pewdiepie and marzia am i the only one who sees that repost malone meme malone post malone comment malone reply message malone screenshot malone god damn it when it's 2 a.m and you click restart instead of shut down oh this little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years and by the time it does up again you think oh you know what i'll i'll stay up till three then get some more stuff done and before you know it it's 5 am and you hate yourself what am i talking about that makes no sense you already hate yourself humans use sophisticated tools to dig through earth moles use highly evolved claws to dig through earth worms [Music] the steering is hydraulic i feel everything even things i don't want to feel like crippling loneliness okay no you can't say that when you have a cameraman on the seat next to you that's that is elisa you are betraying me through relevancy omg my dad is an electrician at the zoo and look how he spent his morning i'm crying ah you're still helping out with the meerkats you're dead small as hell [Laughter] i love it please can you stop posting photos of me on the internet no i don't appreciate the attention okay millennials looking for a house in the city be like oh wow windows i don't think i can afford this place feet warm hands warm back comfortable bladder hey buddy want to go for a walk this is what i get for getting sustenance at 3am dad why covet is temporary the drip is forever please put ketchup on the shopping list okay no problem i i can't read a damn word of this honey can i take some ketchup off the shopping list me sits in that one weird position for 30 minutes my nervous system in terms of leg you have no leg good day gentlemen i am here to change the future pillows shaped like weapons for a real pillow fight okay but that rods could be made out of something real solid otherwise that's going to perform as well as i do in the bedroom what when you're trying to talk seriously but the sentence accidentally rhymes and then they start laughing at you and you just don't have the time when you push the vacuum cleaner over a spot of dirt and you hear that crackle oh yeah i'm an adult spring cleaning probability of contagion very high high medium low very low want to hear my band's demo none yay everyone become musicians that's the solution everybody let's all let's all stop making music i used to worry that people didn't like me but then i realized i didn't like people anyway and then he got jacked and absolutely terrorized every gamer's life when dark souls how to prank your friends hey locate a fire extinguisher b fill it full of gasoline c start a small fire d watch and laugh while hilarity ensues for extra fun bolt lock the doors be the life of the party while your friends roll around in hystericals and accept the warm embrace of your fun but always remember no witnesses oh and be safe i was reading about thomas jefferson's medical history and violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied march 1764 age 20. okay but [Laughter] to be fair medical advice back then was a bit weird and i wouldn't be surprised if the headaches were from something far more actually legitimate than just oh i'm a pretty girl i don't know how to approach oh that is uh that is some interesting history have you developed any strategies to cope with your depression i put something on netflix and scroll reddit instead of watching it does that help no how does my story become our story we reestablish the soviet union it's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions who teaches the indian youtuber any game releases free skin the lobby next match well the skin's now old me during the day ugh i'm so tired all the time me at 3am i'm a being of pure energy with no weakness just delivered grubhub to this customer and now i see why coco is kicking your butt can you ask for no cheese on my cheeseburger yeah and apparently the hamburger is a dollar cheaper if you just want that i do not want a hamburger i want a cheeseburger with no cheese if i wanted a hamburger i'd order a hamburger okay there goes your tip random tv ads do you trust me boomers with every cell of my body how i think my english is how it really is aren't you american that's the issue that's freaking oh sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation it's like being dead without the commitment an open relationship with death death with benefits ears back in 80 bc i can hear enemy footsteps almost a mile away there's around 78 men and 25 horses he isn't 20 20. pretty sure that eating is just all the electronics around you going off that or you've actually got some hearing difficulty you should probably see a doctor me i'm going to use lockdown to be more active and learn new skills reality i'm um i'm a hippo now with testicles as a nose yeah what are all the things i said i was going to do more of in lockdown that i ended up not doing at all learning italian didn't do that learn more salsa dancing didn't do that get back into doing more dancing routines didn't do any of that played lots of games yeah i did that i i pretty much was this hippo thankfully i'm in australia and i'm not dealing with lockdown anymore but we might be in the next few weeks fingers crossed for not now before we end things today we've got some fan art to shout out for by user that name is taken i guess that one isn't though they've done some very mediocre fan art uh they know it looks bad but they want to share it with us all and i bet you it's not that bad at all ah and i was wrong it's terrible lee good ha who do you think i am someone stupid enough to judge aunt objectively bucker thank you for the very groovy pixel art that name has taken and remember guys if you'd like to ever submit your fan art to us make sure you do so in the mk subreddit all right people that does us for another bit of mk today thank you all so much for watching if you're listening to my annoying voice that means you liked today's video so why not show that appreciation by clicking the like button for us and if you have not already what is wrong with you subscribe you fool you won't be a fool though if you do click subscribe and tap the notification bell so you always get updated on the latest videos maybe even i don't know like check out some more videos on the channel i don't know i'm being crazy it's crazy isn't it but with all that said my name is jack with the cque remember and i'm signing off now so farewell you're an amazing person and i'll see you guys next time goodbye

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Id: SA3LraFWviM

Length: 12min 25sec (745 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 25 2020