r/Me_irl | memes that make you say "bruh"

canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab oh that is a beautiful analogy [Music] hey there guys welcome back to mk my name is jack and before we get started we're going to give a quick shout out to archangel one two two three who's asking us how he can improve in the future well sir i can tell you that you so i know that's actually really good that's actually really good work on the bones wow the bones pinching the eyeball makes me uncomfortable though it feels like that thing's just gonna pop be sure to check out our subreddit if you have a bone to pick with archangel about his artwork and want to give him some tips i'll get it because i said bones really cool work buddy thanks for submitting it now enough dilly dabbling let's get on to the me irls want to talk about spongebob oh sure nine hours later god how much do you need to talk about spongebob pride flag for people who are only sexually attracted to luigi okay i'm pretty sure the origin of the pride flag isn't because everyone wants to be sexually attracted to a rainbow though that said i would wear this flag with pride if you're changing your life around you say 180 not 360. what the frick i did a complete 360. i'm back on my bull stuff yep i didn't learn my lesson at all and now i'm back here me i'll do it at six time 605. oh wow ah looks like i've got to wait till seven now ha geez well now that's just unproductive you should be ashamed of yourself i definitely aren't like that you you can't blame me for doing this too what happened to the murder hornets oh that was a filler episode okay yeah this is exactly what i think about the murder horde it's thing like i i remember seeing it being posted on memes for like a few days and then it's just gone like no one talks about it anymore like come on was there gonna be an actual arc where were the characters going this is just uh it's terrible writing meanwhile in ask reddit what's it like to have a pen eyes ah i tell you what it's hard sometimes i find it's also a lot like life sometimes it's just short other times it's long and hard i'm on the bus and this guy is so fine but he has an iphone 6 and you're on a bus congratulations you're equally poor yeah though if anything likely that guy with the iphone 6 is just knowing how to save his money and i have to buy the newest iphone every single time because he's not an idiot stop wasting your money on thousand dollar phone plans just get a cheap 400 500 phone plan you'll be saving so much money government work from home america breaking news america invades america i mean with all these protests and rides isn't that kind of what's already happening how much of an allowance did y'all get per week as a team i was allowed to live there look at this guy just chilling on his little sunbed thing there oh i should clarify they weren't actually my parents they're just some random people yeah sex is cool but have you ever sat in total darkness alone wondering why you're not good enough oh my god yes that is so hot i always like to do that after sex too it's just oh it's a perfect combo the joke there is that i can't perform well my crush told me that in the future she wants her kids to marry mine because i have a good heart what zone have i been placed in men this is uncharted territory step easy but dude if your name's iro based off the character from avatar the last and bender then i can see where she sees the good heart it's your bff alex first date her dad i want her home before midnight but you already own her home if you don't sleep with him i will i ran into a burning house for the third time in a row to save a kitten oh protest is scary don't know why i use the uh voice for this one but it's stuck here that's it folks they're officially woo now yeah sex is great but have you ever seen people dump the statue of a slave owner in the very river where his slave ships used to dock not sure if i'm comfortable using protest movements as a way to get sexual relief that's gonna be one weird kink to satisfy if anyone has that oh god what if that's been the real reason people have been smashing statues they just they're just like getting themselves off to it oh my god if you listen carefully in those protest videos you can hear someone just moaning a little sigh of relief whenever the statue gets dunked into the river police killing black people hey police stop killing black people police start killing everybody that'll solve it when the race war is happening and i gotta kill tony hawk oh i appreciate the hesitation though it's the actual tony hawk ah that's perfect i love how engaging he is on twitter with everyone's jokes i just found out that my husband feels the dog's water dish not from the tap but from the fridge's water purifier feature she'd do the same for me he said now that's how you treat your pet like family but seriously that's how you know you dated an a-plus man right there treats his dogs like beautiful creatures other companies we stand with our black employees ben and jerry's i got you fam me i made a meme my brain did anybody press the button many people press the button excellent you may now have the good chemicals are you smarter than five gay rats [Laughter] probably not why is it such a specific thing when you close schools at a thousand cases but reopen at 1.7 million so heft hair but guys just think your economy will be great because it'll keep running game recommendation any of the games you already own and haven't played yet stop buying new games you stupid butthole ah you were 100 right also freak you don't tell me how to be more financially responsible the steam sales man the steam sales 2020 and then there's 2013 and it just makes you sad so sad that your cheeks just swell inwards you get a more rounder face there you go everybody if you want to get a slimmer looking face just cry a lot what's an adult's problem nobody prepared you for fruit and vegetables expire faster when you're the one paying for them wait what i didn't know this was a thing hose jose okay but seriously the tiny hat on the hose reminds me of those cute snakes with hats on them and now i want to get tiny hats for all my hoses just imagine saying that is you're going into a store oh what you're buying the tiny hats for uh just for my hose your who now for my hoes at home okay whatever you gotta do in this trying times to get money every company after pride month is over later homo [Laughter] but guys they care as long as you buy their products name a better duo i'll wait some hannah and coca-cola yeah i got you fam ice and water hey no no those are kind of the same thing that doesn't count you beautifully chiseled beast of a man the friendly popular kid being nice to me my introvert is not knowing how to react he's just like about to cry oh god i'll stay strong buddy you'll he'll make friends in no time egyptian guys freshman to senior year am i kind of somehow racist for laughing at this because i'm white i feel like this is some stereotype i'm not allowed to laugh at but it's still kind of funny but we can't deny the gun left looks suave and chiseled with that jaw and hairdo you get new brain wrinkles when you learn something my brain after online classes smooth as a chicken breast when i drop over into cursed comments territory for a second imagine that's a baby's butt so red and slippery me replying no worries to something that very much worries no worry sir i can i can get that done by the end of the day oh it's c3po what's the oscars everybody gangsta till the oscar starts walking oh god they're alive oh they're actually made of real people oh no i may not have a girlfriend but i do have one out of the 250 mountain dew body washes that were ever made technically so you have something more valuable than a girlfriend because there are definitely more than 250 girls out there and yet none of them will date you oh who's a dick jackson dick no but seriously i'd say simply because you have this mountain dew body wash you have such a high ego that you just can't even notice all these girls that are just falling for you if you've ever seen a lynx ad you know what i mean babe i'm wet sent me a duck peg okay if you insist cool whack-a-doodle whack-a-doodle-doo i meant dick yo what the frick you like this girl why don't you feed me some nibbles not bread though that's actually bad for my diet and can cause severe health problems now feed me frozen peas instead beating the chess world champion beating hardcore ai chess in chess game knowledge opening a chess game vs hardcore ai in another tab while playing verse someone online and simulating the other players moves and copy what the ai does to win the game when you finish but she didn't ah oh no why are you doing my uncle i wrote like that i'm never gonna look at the scene of avatar innocently again thanks being random as hell and then just freaking leaving killer clowns in 2016 murder hornets in 2020 right i'm so glad it's not just me who's been thinking this can we all just remember too how they're a bunch of clowns advocating against this stuff too because it was ruining their business models i mean to be fair i don't think i know any people who actually find clowns like funny or cute or friendly looking and instead just find them horrifying we aren't racist black lives matter see please don't look at our name couple unexpectedly delivers baby at chick-fil-a baby will get free chick-fil-a food for life and guaranteed job at 14. oh boy that kid's gonna be entitled to an extremely unhealthy diet yay going to make sure my baby gets delivered at the bank sir you and your wife have been here for about nine months now you need to leave not yet she's so close security robot given the gift of intelligence chooses to drown itself okay but did it choose or was it more like just curious about exploring because i mean back in the day there were many things we did in the pursuit of exploration and knowledge that many people died as a result all i'm saying is i don't want to believe that this robot got suicidal the immediate moment it learned how to think that's too sad frickit our house in the middle of the street it writes itself and it belongs perfectly from the official united states fact of the day the reason why you can't dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt that's it that's the only reason what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold does that know it's like a worker yeah yeah that'll work america america america america six without s is nine those that's an understanding of roman numerology are like thanks for watching everyone always love having a good chat with y'all on the interwebs if you liked today's video please leave a like for us and if you're new to the channel why not subscribe and click that notification bell so you can always keep updated with the goodies and if you haven't habitually left by now because it's obviously the end of the video i love you you're amazing my name's jack i'll see you guys later you're the best bye

Channel: EmKay

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Id: AxPGj4IJFvU

Length: 11min 35sec (695 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 07 2020