r/Madlads | THE MADDEST LAD

I cosplayed my teacher Hey look at that you looking just like him dude my favorite man for Halloween this year the teach and that's how you get extra credit for what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash mad lads yo who the hell gave my sunny onion sorry bro went to the swamp for Halloween you know how they do down there gotta get them layers not only is it a trick but it is also a treat both at the same time these kids they're they're gonna get candy tonight when really I'm gonna be hitting out 80 hours of forklift safety training videos ah you think you're gonna get out of Halloween without watching how to safely operate a forklift God's reign the youth rule six of our slash means no gives me an intellectual oh that's cool I like that I like those optical illusions I could watch that all day from our slash confession I set all my ads on Hulu the Spanish so I don't know what they're trying to sell me but God do I love it when they tell me a parent that was trained by drug dealers to alert them a police presence and is refusing to speak after being detained what can everyone agree on that collectively as a species we can't unanimously agree on anything I disagree hey we're that that's a that's a that's a double whammy y'all be peasants you'd be posted on iPhones and androids pathetic and listen my man's flex you see he's tweeting on a Dyson washing machine for when you're washing your clothes I want to tell the world I love that for him swapping Disney protagonist spaces with their antagonist a threat not gonna lie or [ __ ] ariel looking pretty good anti LGBTQ preacher drowned out with saxophones on New York Street that's what it do baby and look he's trying to he's trying to preach hate but he can't cuz those smooth sax tones coming out of that man's horn love that for him asking for a picture with David Pasternak after hitting his Porsche is the definition of confidence oh my god that crashed just now Boston how a hit David hatched an ex Porsche no you didn't yeah how about now insider an 11-year old girl in Zimbabwe jumped on top of her crooked island gouged its eyes a lot when it attacked her nine-year-old friend I mean she's a good friend but oh my god she will never need to like worry about anything in her life she is obviously a warrior good lord she is bloodthirsty Paul is applying for his alien citizenship when the enemy were asked do you have a criminal record and I said no is that still required nice job Jeff that's a bad joke by a good Jeff there's an exclusive club in a Tonica called Club 300 she'd become a member one has to warn themselves in a 200-degree sauna then run outside naked and touch the ceremonial South Pole where it's 100 degrees below Club 300 baby what it do I'm glowing bro not my time okay an so delete it that's a Power Move that's a power play from that guy man Jackie Chan was rocking that back cut sweater and boob wonderful with Internet even knew of it love the boob window I just like I think I just like the phrase boob window that's funny I like that I hope this is okay boomer trend died soon I'd be cold up boomer three times on the last week by strings on the internet and I'm 24 okay boomer listen okay boomer is scientifically engineered to be most it's engineered and it's very inception to be the most devastating blow to a boomer because all boomers get mad at it it's not an age range it's a mindset boomer madla doesn't shoot a deer he catches it with his bare hands congratulations he's your new best friend I played a cello like a guitar and surprise surprise it sounds like crap hi welcome to Joel sad guitar show I'm crying when you complete the whole game and go for the side missions a nice 1 million subscribers like gates notes Congrats dude you can put it next door your Nobel Peace Prizes and Walt Disney's head I know you have it court refuses trial by combat Court has rejected a 60 year old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat rather than pay 25 pound fine for a minor motoring offense for offense rather I don't know why I read it as offense I'm sorry lien Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that is right to fight a champion nominated by the driver and vehicle licensing agency DPLA was still valid under European human rights legislation he said it would have been a reasonable way to settle the matter he is one to fight someone from the DVLA from our sloshed on popular opinion hard-boiled eggs are disgusting I almost died II the crunchy soft makes is absolutely disgusting it's like eating a ravioli coming up with chips but you're supposed to remove this shell you really are I don't know poor guy that makes me sad I'm I'm sad for him I'm crushing no not November so far five days and I haven't eaten a single nut the trick is to masturbate anything you want even nut that is the secret and man do I love nuts that dong is so small smaller than mine and I'm only 12 also that [ __ ] was weak as hell when I came on my GS face it'll literally covered her LMFAO you know I created an account for the purpose of disliking this comment well you know the month passes a month passed after he made that comment he seasoned just a his brow furrows he's like I gotta do something about this I kind of like green on me mana is green see a doctor you're also nine years old come on dude come on dude why are people like against stop he's a child no it's a poor boy he doesn't know better pregnant mom goes into labor on Halloween only to find her doctor's nest as the Joker cuz we live in a society and he's gonna help you you know my cat's name is dog to confuse him so far it's worked he doesn't come anytime I call him just doing his own thing man fakes being deaf dumb 462 years to avoid listening to wife the woman learnt the sign language to be able to communicate with her husbands but says he was still not really communicating it took me two years to learn to communicate with my hands as soon as I got good at it he began having problems with his sight now that I think of it he probably faked that too she said III get this is like funny but at the same time why are you gonna marry someone just not to listen to them like oh no maybe it's one of those things after you're married for a long time that you'd get but for me personally I'm like I would prefer to like actually enjoy the person that I'm married to you know like I I would like to like my partner Thanks there's a kid at my school who sent out a mass email to everyone in the building including all the staff and students and it caused the administration to set a word limit for emails if an email is over the word limit it was marked as spam and a bunch of teachers with watch from emailing the students and each other because of it the email was of the entire b-movie school give him an a-plus valedictorian baby I can't send my family any pictures of my cat because they end up editing under object and every time at same age mittens is not chicken she's a cat it's pretty good editing though I'm not gonna lie I love it Manu rod oh my god what fridge no long gaze and ambulance so I bought watches the case I get sick Wow wait why does fridge no longer have an ambulance I would reckon that's pretty important right Florida man BBQ is child molester let him eat disobey Aman please try to keep the comments civil as well thanks screw you or please try to keep the comments written hateful as well thanks hope you have a pleasant evening don't say the B word - highly disrespectful to all the generations and you should have much more respect for them okay bummer okay boom Rivka anonymous - treats a tree for every World War Germany lost nice mr. flash it with 20 trees I can't get wood so I'll give wood at least something's again you know what like that just for just for just for giggles can we plant those in the morning so we can give him his morning wood finally finally asking spam call is debreu to me you're not a robot could you just make a quick goofy noise has given me entertainment beyond my wildest dreams sanity mature and have since stopped this practice I've now begun asking spam calls if they're hiring secure the back saw this guy walking around campus with a big poster on featuring the era Explorer logo and I was like huh Paulina's four days ago he's a little slow and then I got it and this kid is a genius you know my kid cousin filled his butt with water from one of these and then crapped the butt water on this girly light it's great mappy had fun green MP Chloe's Warbeck was heckled by a nashville MP during her speech on the zero-carbon bill she fired back with okay boomer I watched this and it was a quick shutdown I loved it give me my xbox back no you're grounded don't make me do it what I will ruin every role that we have in the house what are you gonna do stop me you're gonna lock up the toilet paper then get a key every time I gotta go take a poopoo what if you forget what then he just doesn't mean started playing Halo 3 not I'm not even in a lot of you chief I feel like this is like I this this is this like a look into my future this is like this is a direct peek into my future hey vaccines in the Halloween candy hey welcome kids thanks stranger yeah bro why don't host people just buy a house okay that's rude as hell what if you were homeless I'd buy a house easy easy choice I would scroll until my exes Instagram went far down like years and I accidentally liked it pic and I didn't know what to do so I changed my whole page to look like at Israel propaganda blog and you know what sometimes you just got it I feel that that's respect respectable cover up man nice job so somebody at my school freaking used all the printer paper to type Joe mama on the back of the page and then proceeded to replace all the printer people with the jomama paper and now all the people that is printed is jomama on the back of it who's Jim Katie you know I have a crush on you will you go to prom with me Circle your answer yes or definitely yes no sorry bro I put all of my exes in a group chat let's do this hello ladies were all a little crazy aren't we my man's got 10 exes what is he Scott is this like gender bent Scott Pilgrim why does he have so many down on the chicken tray disco mornin if you want a real treat Cates and walking into my living room to show them the 25 minute PowerPoint presentation about Andrew Yang's politics that I've been preparing all week cops show up later but aren't sure what to charge me with and that's politicking can't believe I miss the story this amazing girl who's done was justit is there policemen and the freaking let her be let her taser a police man what a good cop he's like all right you know what I'll take one for the team and went for it and then the future posts from togami MK fan art hands are very fun to draw dude he made me like a Greek god I love that look at that we decide what's funny and what is not on Reddit and they up votes and down votes I control I love that so much thank you I really like that and that's gonna do it for our slash man lens if you guys liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to catch more of me you can find me at which TV forward slash Damion Lee live and it's always OH [Music]

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Id: uhIgePD6G_k

Length: 12min 59sec (779 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 12 2019