r/Madlads | ABSOLUTE PSYCHOSIS

Power Move next time you go to the airport bring a bottle of shampoo but it's filled with yogurt when they tell you that liquids aren't allowed drink it and welcome back to ma my name is Zack and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash mat lads this deal happened today bought an entire PlayStation 2 library from someone picking up tomorrow I can only dream of having a collection that big and the space for it who wants to play some overwatch Remo succeed hmm no things stopped climbing gear and permit required if you are not a technical climber using proper gear and a permit stay on the sidewalk this mad lad this guy is on a mission to single-handedly let everyone know that I am actually a doctor I respect the grind eating Burger King and McDonald's oh my god my brother got a text from a scammer so he spoiled endgame for them that's a Power Move describe me in one word lefty oh my god you didn't have to go that hard I downloaded this on the school computers naming it minecraft did you change the icon and everything to Minecraft a logo I hope so at Gordon Ramsay do you think I have talent you're blocking Gordon Ramsay hey mods please ban me I'm on a quest to get banned on all 50 states subreddits so Frick everyone here you don't deserve to live and I hate you truly a mad lad perineum sunning is latest insanity wellness and fluent source whereby when people hit you with put it where the Sun don't shine show them this what should four friends do when they get together male sacrifices the weakest to statements what is the dumbest idea you have ever had that actually worked real estate told me I had to have the carpets professionally cleaned wasn't in the contract where I lose my $100 bond I did some research and found out I could become an accredited carpet cleaner as there are no official licensing boards in my state so I did what any sane person would do I paid the $85 did the online course and got my certificate registered a business name a B and etc etc all free handed the property management a copy of my accreditation and an invoice for services I became a professional carpet cleaner and launched a Bay Cape cleaning business that is still going six months later Wow that is quite the story someone out there has sucked the most ding dongs ever make sure to call your mom since you're thinking about her oh my god you're a burglar but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims what are you stealing why steal when you can hide things and have people blame themselves over it I thought astigmatism was a stigmatism so I thought you could have two stigmatism x' and i can fuse stigmatism with both stigma and stigmata what stigma stigma dingdong in your butts I'll never understand how collagen and FL football teams allow kickers that just miss kicks I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that won't miss simple kicks or snappers that won't mess the snaps I don't know man it seems so silly what love opinions on this I'll never understand how Pro four-night players just miss shots I feel like there has to be pools of Pro players you can just click on their heads and hit every shot with 100% accuracy just seems so silly this is my only green shirt that's not on your body dear Millennials one in four tweets I might post qualifies for the response okay boomer so instead I withhold the tweet and just say okay boomer to myself thereby sparing you the obligation to reply in me from cross-generational humiliation okay Millennials okay boomer boy selling ice-cold beer has cops called hung him oh come on who who ruin the fun trying to prove to a girl that he's in bed oh my god that's actually really convincing though how hero bystander confronted the London Bridge terrorists with a 5-foot narwhal tusks he pulled off the wall of fishmongers hall where killer began his knife rampage that left two dead holy cow 24 hours plus of pure black screen an HD report this for nudity so the people who work for YouTube have to watch the whole thing I watched this video and then the blind person may find it very offensive I was a busy a while back and went on Splash Mountain three times at night and I edited them together that is way impressive British Marine who flung himself back first onto a grenade to save his comrades though the explosion for him in the air his rucksack absorbed the blast and he walked away with a nosebleed and a headache holy cow look at this dude look at his duties he doesn't care he doesn't care there's no cameras permit he's gonna take a damn photo he looks great he's killing it this is clever I love I love wallpaper memes I love this using YouTube copyright claims tutorial what the hell what's the story behind your reddit username wanted to see if it actually works it actually works PM me your please huh lucky him ready to get blacked oh my god war thunder know my favorite thing to do on the internet is watched man and bear costume arrested for tearing apart tents of black affected campers amazing water is not wet a discussion I'm going to fight this until the day I die water is not wet it cannot be wet for it's a liquid liquids make things wet but liquids cannot wet other liquids you cannot pour water on water and be like hey watch out that water is awfully wet it's just not possible please share your thoughts on this I make water wet my god if your car is reading this your mommy wants Black Rock also penis penis penis penis funny story I went to school with a girl who became a porn star while she was dating my homie oh when nuts had died in a bike accident because of it she later went on to marry the biggest [ __ ] cop in town and I've been arrested twice for telling him my favorite video of his wife good this tweet better not be posted on reddit and well I got bad news for you Jake the mods are asleep let's post dams that are interesting you know what that is an interesting dam Kyle will Frick stuff up for you my name is Kyle and I Frick stuff up professionally so yeah ex getting married I'll crash that stuff your job fire before their company picnic I'll show up with some tequila and throw hands got someone you hate and just want to freak their day up I'm all over that stuff serving all situations where we customize your service to your liking emailed me for pricing services guaranteed with video oh hey god I'd love to see that no Disney Plus in the UK until April feels bad man should have won the Revolutionary War bro Lu Mao oh my God look at this dude look at this dude all by himself hey no worries he's his own pit stop so what you're doing hot stuff I wish you but instead I gotta go to bed I wish you were doing me too there are no words on God's green earth that can describe how spectacularly erect I am really no dammit it was a rollercoaster hey number neighbor hi who is this just a little thing going around in the internet where people send the text or the person with the same number except for last numbers either one more or less so in this case 804 blank blank blank it's one above mine oh cool how old are you Lowell I'm twenty-three how about you thirteen so you're 23 and doing an Internet challenge yeah yeah if you just got room who roasted by a thirteen-year-old ooh Oh granny granny granny granny you psycho absolute psychopath poke Dawn's traditional coat with anime image of his face to greet the Japanese amazing I love this image every time I see it attention sarcasm users we're being faced with a serious issue there is only one sarcasm left now we've got to use it wisely please for the love of God think before you speak it's got to be good yeah okay I'll be sure to do that yep you wasted it this guy raided a police station 5 out of 5 stars it's got arrested for not carrying my ID card treated me very well cells are spacious and clean food was ok but rice for three times is a bit boring handcuffed was a bit corroded but it's ok it does the job right the officers are friendly overall it was a nice experience ok come on it can't be that weird to eat icecream during like fall or winter right it's still a sweet treat it's not that weird Black Friday started way back when slaves will be sold half off of the day after Thanksgiving that's why they call it Black Friday are you for real nah just wanted people to see this and not go so I can get the 70 huge TV before they do you know what fair enough GG dad am i adopted no why the hell would I pick you oh my god dad arrest 22 swiping on tinder is a tiresome process here take a break join me at the campfire there's meat of mutton share tails and struggles I shall listen stay as long as you need traveller at my wedding you'll be able to come alone bring a plus-one or choose a - one where you cannot invite one person if you're choosing no questions asked power move uninvite the groom someone spilled the Dunkin Donuts coffee in the school ah be so this kid got out of his Dunkin Donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like ma'am watch out this is a Dunkin Donuts matter when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back and he was just do is job thank you for your service oh you saw the number 69 and said nice nice no this 69 stuff ain't freaking nice nice is taking a walk in the park and randomly finding a 100 dollar bill nice is reading a good book during your leisure time nice is having actual sex in actual sixty-nining this stuff is just a number that you people worship for free karma retweets whatever the Frick you people are calling them nowadays pick your 69s and Frick you're nice that was really hard to read without slipping up and saying things oh and also nice Karnataka farmer paints tiger stripes on dog to save crops from monkeys that is that's a good boy the little tiger boy right there I mean if it was nighttime and I saw that yeah I'd panic system of a down Chop Suey this makes you want to break in someone's house and toast all their bread and put it back in the bag kicking me out of church because I yelled freak the devil I thought we hated this dudn't cargo socks the cargo socks stay on during sex what is your biggest frigate I'm doing this moment I was a flight nurse at a company who liked firing people we were transporting a patient from a car accident who became pulseless her policy we were meant to go to the closest hospital our closest hospital was nine minutes away however this hospital was tiny and couldn't care for our patient 13 minutes away was a trauma hospital power patient was dead and statistically speaking was going to stay that way but his only hope was in the trauma hospital I told the pilot to go to the trauma hospital knowing full well this would be reviewed and I would be fired for violating policy fortunately in the trauma hospital did a fabulous job and he survived I was reviewed but not fired how about that yeah I don't think it would look too good for a company to fire a nurse after they you know saved someone's life whose life was already pretty much gone at that point lonely man creates a dating app where he's the only guy allowed on it that that's big brain moments theater staff why would you sneak into a theater for one frame me you wouldn't get it for all the tall people here and follow our slash tall teenagers I'm 5'4 and I'm gonna follow that sub no one can stop me when a free ride in a police car steal some candy hey if it's that easy son saves family of six takes out armed home invader with head shot while sister side in closet Hey good on him laughing at youtubers that said Logan Paul would win in 1977 we received a radio signal from space that lasted 72 seconds and to this day we still don't know where it came from yes we do it came from space Thank You Alan some girl messaged me saying that I post too much in that mug leaf I did a little research and found out she works at the spawn hour away from me so I made an appointment and asked for specifically mealy it's the same she's waxing my butthole on Monday oh my god Tesla Model S model three Model X bought a wife cyber truck if I had a nickel for every time I got confused I'd be like where the snick will come from and then there'd be another nickel and I think what's with the nickels leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed my nickels without ever knowing life Turkey ain't the only thing getting lit today I'm kidding it's like not even 9:00 a.m. can drink all day if you don't start in the morning that they're not wrong I like going to someone else's house getting their dog really riled up and then leaving Gus you you you're a different kind of evil why does my dad use this nice as thermo to keep his burritos warm because you got to keep them warm lego space set an actual space that's pretty cool though Thanksgiving dinner mom no politics tonight everyone absolutely me this casserole reminds me of the Bolshevik Revolution whoever has the fastest time gets $250 don't let low curbs win little curbs I got the world record on Alfred speed run level and well just like that we have reached the end of our slash mad lads but we do have some fan art from reddit user Ezra dork Lord because I can't let go of gmod I made a sort of fusion of pot eh and Zack chef boy near the end I experimented with colors and effects and this happened and holy cow I love this so much this is really great I love the colors you chose the shading the lighting the line art I really really liked it it's a nice little blend between a damien and eyes old gmod models I miss those days sometimes you can go check out the rest of their art on instagram under the username the underscore Dorf lords underscore art dump go check them out thank you for the art and thank you for watching if you enjoyed ELISA be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bells to get notified every time MK uploads and until the next one around [Music]

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Length: 13min 33sec (813 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 23 2019