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just failed no poop November nevermind I was able to put it back how's it going everyone and welcome back to Ma my name is Zack and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash cursed comments oh hi perfect timing just ran out of toilet paper no this is me when I commit tax fraud and run over five woman with my white 2009 Toyota Corolla so relatable how sharp or cheetah tongues big cat licks friends arm until bleeds for science how many licks does it take to get to the center of a human the doctor in the other room after I give him my pee for urine testing dude if anyone's pee looks like that I'd be very concerned I had a baby video soon I don't want to watch you giving birth hour / crappy superpowers you have a citic come at least you don't have to hide the bodies anymore r / awful everything just this oh my god my sister's working on her baby daddy grave rip Jesus Christ this dude is dead and he's getting more ass than me day three of posting a pic of Amy Schumer so you don't nut I showed this to my dad and I'm getting slurped back into his balls what's a very disturbing fact almost nobody knows according to the FBI over 40% of murders go unsolved meaning if you get killed there's a pretty good chance the person who killed you will not spend a day in jail bad news for you good news for me where is saved data located just curious in the balls you're right when you wipe your ass for the 40 second time and the paper comes out more bloody than crappy but it still comes out crappy crap sticks to the paper more if you lick it beforehand beforehand so that's why it hasn't been working what's the worst thing that's happened during getting it on here's mine so I was choking on some ding dong I'm the romantic type and he was holding my face all the way down cuz I'm nasty like that I kept trying to pull off because he was like I'm nothing but this fool didn't know I had to sneeze like right now so we nuts and I sneeze simultaneously and out of my nose shoots his load back onto him like I'm some freakin sperm dragon and I almost bit his ding-dong off man that's that's stuff that I'm not gonna be able to stop picturing for a while absolutely hate it if y'all have any younger siblings going out tonight be sure to check their candy for anything dangerous found a World War 2 era mk2 anti-personnel fragmentation grenade hidden in this blow pup why not though they're gonna have a blast I'm a guy and I can fit a whole hand in my ass and a whole hand in my mouth if you do both at the same time you could finally give yourself a hand shake our / s credit how do you guys wash it Inge dongs properly you state it as plural are you running some kind of car wash or something oh my god Thomas Thomas no Chu Chu Chu Chu girl next station anal devastation mini I want the divorce are you crazy no I'm deysi haha it's funny because it involves Micky partaking in cloaca penetration are / - sentence [ __ ] I blink rapidly as my boyfriend and I smile at the police officer I just pray he knows Morse code then the cop turned to Brad you were ripe she was trying to escape sneak 100% I bet you can tell which one's my nut rag I don't like that oh those are some steep stairs they're wheelchair accessible if you throw the wheelchair down screw it cut it off when you're a boy but your mom wanted a girl what is your NSFW talent I have a very insensitive ding dong medically proven meaning that I can go for hours without ever nothing how is this medically proven striked a ding dong with a hammer and measured the reflex time what movie title could you use to describe your sex life a dog's purpose oh come on Apple introduces eggplant emoji covered in sores finally some representation oh no oh boy get all our / our thoughts to fall asleep in the car while someone is driving is the ultimate expression of trust rather die in my sleep than see it hitting me at 60 miles per hour okay you know what that's true is the media fare to President Trump it's unfair that my parents took off my foreskin your FBI agent when you upload a meme about having an FBI agent my FBI agent is probably masturbating with me roses are red I feel beaten Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn star look-alike found dead and badgered nd half eaten finally some good freakin food mom get in the bath the water isn't that hot the bath miniature fleshlight can't unsee that Thanos snaps pregnant women oh my god imagine the other way around just random fetuses on the ground oh that's that that is definitely worse turns up to core in a fur suit hi I'm your public defender me tears in my eyes begging the judge I'll plead guilty if you arrest them - the judge also in a fur suit Oh rule god I hate this sometimes I regret not choking on my umbilical cord over those born went to church Sunday and got wet so I'm sitting in church and everyone is praying when I noticed Jesus hung on the cross the way he looked while suffering instantly got me very wet I masturbated in the restroom of church god I hope he was watching me can this be can this be can this be in the video I know how to get a girlfriend step 1 tell your crush you like her step 2 get rejected step 3 go to a store step 4 buy a grill step 5 become friends with the grill instructions not clear grilled my crush who would win the spider I want to live with or the spider I am living with why is your spider missing two legs I'm the left one is Fricka ball the other one isn't I used to live in this apartment that got infested with spiders at the beginning of spring I mean the shower in the kitchen everywhere I got tired of having to kill those Fricker's so I decided to make a stand I caught them in little jars and when me time came around well I drowned those hideous bastards in my thick hate-filled nut okay I made sure to take out as many as I could've about the girlfriend finding out slide clothes really hoping the same sign is on the entrance of the slide dismantle the sign of the entrance and wait a couple days you'll have a couple of yummy snacks and they're already heated by the Sun when you come back that is the worst if we are what we eat what are you I'm still human that bugs have a needle for a ding-dong and stab the female since females don't have a hole imagine being stabbed during sex you mean without having to pay extra funniest place to blow a slide whistle inside an abortion clinic I saw it coming Alabama man gets sister pregnant after unknowingly having sex with her during Furi party during intercourse he'd be like man this feels awfully familiar my son killed Halloween PSA my baby is a foot long I wish they sold these at Subway pretty sure that's what Jared was looking for all along oh my god doctors naming a new medicine be like I wish I was the keyboard uh-uh nope oh boy r / Yahoo Answers my dad started his first period what do I do lick him clean I'm gonna vomit NSFW what turns you on seeing my girlfriend ad roam blood clot during her period I don't know about these guys can't believe I missed the story of this amazing girl whose dying wish was to taser a policeman and they frickin let her it wasn't really a dying wish the other cops didn't get the memo my dad who drives and plays hearthstone and screamed at me I say anything you're lucky most people have no idea how they're gonna die 20 million people already failed no not November week press Wyatt a shame actually that was just me 20 million times toilet paper why is the toilet paper at the computer you better not know as someone who works at a computer all day long I frequently take craps on the desk so I don't know what she's making a fuss about mary had a little lamb its heart was black as coal it crept into a room one night Nader freaking sole moms are reddit why don't you ever close your son's door when leaving the room I want to see him masturbating I hate that mobile game companies YouTube's worst sponsors that's why I only take sponsorships from dark web human trafficking rings Pinocchio buried his face in my ass then uttered so many lies his nose came out of my mouth man I that's not how the story goes woman who forced her ex into sex at machete point sent to psychiatric hospital nut or cuts isn't it relaxing just seeing the snow quietly flow down makes you calm this is so perfect I want to cry this is so relaxing to watch there could be a dead body under that's Noah Noah don't ever know there's an undo button for everything you do just in case it goes wrong or you don't like the outcome and I mean everything all you have to do is say one line from cha-cha slide take it back now y'all can't wait to continuously scream take it back now y'all so I can relive the same orgasm over and over how to hide a body e a t eat every teenager in the evening study for an exam watching YouTube videos I haven't studied it all in I past sure I freaked every female or gay teacher I've had since eighth grade and killed every school official that doesn't take bribes but I'm passing technically nut is just penis sauce and technically I hate this Pokemon memes are always a good investment please not now it's November me when I miss my period when I'm a healthy virgin just do an extremely hard belly flop later in the pregnancy that usually does the job the best Halloween costume of the year he's cosplaying both ends of Christopher Reeve Superman career oh my god you'll never understand my pain giving birth sorry sorry getting dingdong stuck in shampoo bottle real menus mouse traps reality is often disappointing boys literally have zero excuse for not having communication skills because I've seen y'all play group video games and describe where you're at like it's life or death it's a lot easier to say shotgun in these hallway than it is to say my crippling anxiety is ruining this relationship both situations end with a gunshot oh no while Disney pornhub hiring adults TAC like teens have lots of family issues keep remaking similar content worldwide businesses lots of teen users love to make animation both fun for the entire family to watch wait a minute what is the quickest way to get rid of a boner scissors are slashed technically the truth Wow they made a robotic version of my uncle artificial intelligence has come so far my hands look like this because of this my god this poor fella is doing it all wrong you just stick the cardboard up your button poop through the tube so no crap ever touches your butthole yeah me and my wife actually trust each other so we don't need that stuff my side shook on their hand is super paranoid and always tracking me I'm just glad her sister's more chill wait a minute thanks to online shopping there are dildos flying around the sky every hour of the day my wife hasn't spoken to me in three weeks when I walk in the bathroom and see dudes at the urinal peeing with their pants down and cheeks out smack him to teach him a lesson the spider that scared the crap out of the class Australian foreign exchange student I would smash a spider but the coochie too small what are the Mario Brothers views on November mario says it's an internet tradition but if you want to orgasm you can luigi says if you want to FAP this fall God will smite you all God smites me me harder daddy why hasn't anyone ever made a movie about vegetarian zombies if they did what would it be like they would only snack on coma patients it was the only way me figuring out how I'm gonna be no November my pee pee you didn't have to cut me off and now you have a yummy snack to eat no me and the boys when we find out we have stage 10 Ebola step one pay $1 to make Putin find you attractive step 2 sacrifice your virgin booty step 3 film it and blackmail him step 4 profit step 5 get assassinated when you leave your dog at Gran's house street fight survival tactics thanks my grandma didn't stand a chance wet socks is a great feeling in a shower maybe yeah after it's not as much fun but the feeling of water like spreading out on your socks is fantastic Halloween 2019 my Superman and his Supergirl you didn't think this couples costume completely through because Supergirl is Superman's cousin humans are the only animals you have to teach how to swim actually that's not true baby's not a swim as soon as they're born not the ones I threw in the lake cursed light ceiling titty it's gonna be a long month y'all love them tasty little sauce nipple buds there are three stages of Christmas in your life believe in Santa don't believe in Santa be Santa sorry kids I won't make it to Christmas this year I have stage 3 Santa I can suck my own ding-dong and Noah does not feel like getting your dingdong sucked it feels like sucking a ding-dong I always wondered about this try tickling yourself doesn't work same thing holy crap I just tried tickling myself and it did feel like I was sucking your ding-dong him I grew up in the streets the streets I have a vivid memory of taking a massive dump on one of these rugs as a kid now I have to take massive dumps in the toilets because that's what grown men do estimation want to be a Toys R Us kid again on the Japanese island Yakushima macaque monkeys are known to ride deers for transportation and in return they groom deers and share food with them looks like a little more than transportation so why does it look like I have half a body when he's erect he becomes a tripod go to Wikipedia and click a random article that is now your cause of death what is it not the Communist Jewish party they're gonna take my foreskin coochies with teeth are a terrifying concept but aren't [ __ ] pretty much the same you're freaking a vagina with teeth why are you texting me nut is just your dingdong vomiting from motion sickness vomiting is just ejaculating with your entire body the stomach is the prostate of the digestive system everyone who fails no not November should donate one tree for every day left in the month technically you're not nothing if you swallow it back up oh my god first day at Domino's manager oh and one more thing don't freak the pizzas me haha assistant manager seriously don't freak them cook don't freak the pizzas dude me I'm nut customer that guy's not gonna freak my pizza is he manager not if he wants to keep his job you won't I met a guy on the internet that was fired from Domino's for getting caught nothing on a pizza they said they were going to call the police but then he said everyone here is weed probably better not so they stuck with just a firing young actors who quietly passed away this year I wish Lowell but we're not done yet we've got some fan art from reddit user Nikki the hyena ha ha ha ha stalling an animation project that's due in two days my drawing MK fan art but holy moly that looks good I love that lighting effect that the shading the shadows ah that's great I like the Rings too and the way that M K's written top notch stuff but I definitely get that animation project done Thank You Nikki and thank you for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell see you notified every time MK uploads and well until next time I'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Length: 13min 40sec (820 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 11 2019