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hey it's not drinking alone if you're pregnant I don't think you should do that what's up guys and welcome back to ma my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash Madeleine's who let New Jersey have a Twitter New Jersey something to say your mom New Jersey government got you good don't listen to the naysayers Wow you in Paris I can see the entire Eiffel Tower being reflected Seth set free Everman on here twice for the mad lads video stick man count 2560 drawing it 10,000 to stickman 1000 likes and I'll draw a hundred thousand but dude you're only pulling 187 views on this video you're really shooting for one thousand likes on that please go give him likes I want to see him draw a hundred thousand oh I'm gonna go check on this gentleman sir legit is his name sir legit stickman yeah drawing you okay I'm giving him a like please if there's somewhere for us to go get him 1000 likes is it 832 now I want him to have to draw a hundred thousand he made this he dug the grave now it's time for him to lay in it so I'm subscribing to I got to see this content yeah it's the Fanueil who the hell is this Joe your tricks don't work on me mortal I've been to this rodeo before man in China scratches BMW car to make his father buy it for him and is arrested I mean yeah but did they buy the car or was he just straight arrested what is my presentation about my name is Andrew this is the presentation about Jeffrey Epstein not killing himself please pay attention it's a multi-part PowerPoint graphic design is my passion you know I emailed this to my graphics arts teacher before he quit and sometimes I ponder if this is the reason why I did that would keep me going honestly I was shed on the sofa next to my girlfriend it was eating and typing on a phone the next I heard my phone buzzing in the kitchen where I was being charged so I went to check on it the SMS was from my girlfriend and she wrote bringing some snacks on the way back so I brought her a fart sandwich I farted in between two pieces of bread said and she did because she loves me [Music] people who treat dumb stuff and mute their threads from genuine criticism boil my baby oh I got a tweet that image that's funny I've never seen it before no caps my piss is boiled my 93 year old resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because she had to be perfect she then told me to look at them really closely and tell me if I noticed anything they were fake literally not real at all then she said April Fool's go get me a coffee LMAO damn boomer is at it again with their pranks I really liked anime it's a boys and school often taunted me with bullcrap about Pokemon one day in math class the guy turned around and said I have caught all the pokemons what about you me really have you caught chlamydia yet him of course I have best part was a girl in front of him turned around and said dude that's a vaginal disease he looked so ashamed you like Pokemon you nerdy attention midea idiot my physics professor for this semester who isn't the best of English came up to me while I was drawing anime characters in my notebook during class one time he flipped through my notebook and asked me if I liked the Japanese animations I said yeah and he said very good yesterday he sent me sauce to this farewell email Danny did send you sauce damn my students wish you a blessed season enjoy the holidays so as a pleasure teaching you all this semester to eight three eight eight seven thank you me and my professor hugging it out and it's just you know you taught me something far more important than anything I ever thought you the sauce agua man celebrates his bail with gun shots and is arrested just let him celebrate his bail just let him celebrate just once or twice for a man who said to say so the cool about me nope and you got the forward in his book though some way through the neighborhood Facebook group just moved here for a promotion with my job need to find everything I need you here person as you cut in color dental medical eye doctor for the kiddos you know all the fun stuff with moving Thanks absolute legend how about a new boyfriend that's a bold strategy cut and see if it pays off for him whoa lady I mean I am single did he get in a legend gacho when I was five I called 911 of my grandma told her it's for you she'll know what to do with it so she walks into this guy's house and just tells him that she wants him to ever and he does and yeah when I walk into a place someone asked me it's considered illegal and I'm also not allowed back in biz new world I was just trying to paint the night Jesus the school at FIU is also used by someone else another to class I said the sisters tend to play a crappy flute version of the USSR anthem when you maximize a window minimize a window open a new window close the window startup sound unplug USB devices plug in USB devices then I set the volume to max your welcome class I want to get a tattoo that says everything is temporary except for this tattoo four point five million views what kind of video is this I see here across its entire chemistry class what a madman no no he made 32 diamond hoes all I need is one final warning from dr. a head again 51 warning to whoever keeps adding OG to my door sign if I catch you you're dead from doctor a hedgehog that was my version of dinkleberg I was a really good Timmy's dad impression boy 12 steals credit card and goes on Bali holiday after a fight with mother the Aletta do that at 12 years old Lord Jack Nicholson is living my dream life he sees a birdies gossip pizza he's eating a sub sandwich in the ocean and smoking a cigarette in the sea Jack Nicholson he wants to be just like me that's what Jack Nicholson saying to me just awesome me just salt just also stupid door handle of this ugly white Mustang who wants it alright who thought I was funny this deal bye door handle in Daytona imagine getting your butt's such a good crime I love that that's funny thinking about that guy that created a clean room in his local marker space and vote the entire gene therapy from scratch making a viruses supposedly liver the ability to just lactose and then swallowed it like a mad scientist secured himself a lactose intolerance eating to cheese pizzas to prove it the balls on this guy asexual kicked out of home for sexual orientation so they turned their parents into the police for having illegal firearms you screw me I screw you yelled the N word for pasla to my wall who really wants that password my post dart plane is opening a grilled cheese cart it'll serve $1 grilled cheese made with white bread bulk cheese bulk butter and that's it greasy as hell no options no artisan nothing there will be no change you give me five dollars you get five you figure your life out one dollar grilled cheese no change give it sort out your own crap cash only I don't have been real because I'm not some teenage a-hole vapes danger one dollar grilled cheese don't ask for a goddamn tomato slicer I swear to god I'll reach through the window pull you aside and hold your head against the griddles will be embarrassing for you this side of the truck is not for customers do not approach this windows for me 2,000 yards day out of every time someone tells me that they like my idea but that I could make more money if I chose to $2 or $3 yes Karen I know how money works the window is aimed at a nearby meadow with a family of deer often gather and one time I saw an owl so I'm holding out hope I get to see the owl again when I'm ready to get back to selling a utilitarian eats at rock-bottom prices for my own amusement I'll let you know do not ask me how long I'll be it'll just make me stay longer if you'd like to talk about Friday Night Lights - no can I take the bang bus and for preventive routine maintenance thanks Ryan creamer Siri interrupts reporter during live weather forecasts disagrees with them Apple voice bass assistant Siri recently interrupted meteorologist Tom Oz's door knocker during a live weather forecast broadcast so that five times fast on BBC when he was sharing a weather forecast for snowfall in Minneapolis in Denver in the US Siri which could activated on his Apple watch said there's no snow in the forecast it probably doesn't know what place I'm talking about Tomas replied yes it does so today in class a wasp flew into a room one was sitting on the ceiling and so instead of just killing it with a ruler or a book or something my teacher set it on fire got to get rid of his somehow Andrew yang you and I and you aren't connected on Facebook but I request 4,000 bucks from him cooee knowledge that my man's got 5g nice how to stop procrastinating Wow save it to the watch later the one hundred and twenty thousand dollar duct-taped Art Basel banana eaten by a performance-art wait so the art was eaten by an artist so isn't it then art still hey what's bullcrap when people saw and cut on yet right at gold platinum Silva premium I have no idea what people pay for these things and would you look at that you've got your premium my teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing answers then I looked up and she was staring right at me you ain't gonna cheat in her class chief a guy named Andrew has a Starbucks gold card which gets you a free drink your choice review by 12 in a single goal to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever as anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you thorough prep is key to achieving your goals with a one hundred and twenty eight ounce glass in hand Andrew stepped into Starbucks and listened to help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas thus the legend of the sexes in two pavan illa bean mocha frappuccino was born total cost fifty four dollars seventy five cents but for the gold card holding Andrew it was free the maddest land I beat the ender dragon on a school computer minecraft education edition more like and a dragon God fifty shades of gray but uh I don't need to pull out any tools to see that the first one doesn't need fickle RGB values get out of here with your blue gray chief Spotify for artists 2019 wrapped Papa John pedes is eatin 40 in number of days thirty divorces one days of reckoning zero but it's coming my mom told me not to take another four-legged friend from the shelter I always listen to my mom so here's my new he's got different colored eyes oh I'd copyright claim I own YouTube video to get it ramana tais that's hacking the system that's making your fun what is it you what making your money work for you or something like that I don't remember I don't remember and I'll do it for our slash mad let's if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and if you want to find more of me you can find me at twitch.tv slash Damion Lee live and as always I'll be seeing you [Music] you

Channel: EmKay

Views: 2,246,862

Rating: 4.9475207 out of 5

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Id: UwjajRUo2YQ

Length: 11min 45sec (705 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 29 2019