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my own realization that we were over our heads in Afghanistan came when I interviewed farmers who pretended to set up Taliban camps that would the US would then bomb the farmers would collect the remnants of millions of dollars worth of bombs and sell them for $100 as scrap metal that that's big brain that's that's incredibly big brain how's it going everyone and welcome back to Ma my name is Zach and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash mad labs he started barking at the door when I got up to look outside he ran back and stole a slice of my pizza no one at the door what a little thief eating a kid's meal at age 13 I truly do not give a damn I mean look sometimes you just don't want that much to eat look at that that's that's not a lot I cannot blame this person those fries look really good I'm hungry a man with two dogs in his pockets walking a duck wearing shoes yeah why not live in the time of his life I went to kpop concert just to sleep oh so you're the real mad lad here Chewbacca voice contest cash prize give us your best roar we will not take any responsibility for anything that may happen an example losing your voice I want to watch this in action just a bunch of people attempting Chewbacca's voice at five fifty I almost got suspended for making that my computer background at school Oh No are you a shot of whiskey because you look like a bad decision that I want to make over and over again marry me are you a wedding ring because you look like you'll fit me just right CEO of pickup lines do you want to be my CEO I need someone to take responsibility for the mistakes I'm going to make with you tonight Jesus Christ he's unstoppable John chickie Donohue a Merchant Marine from New York City snuck into the war zone in Vietnam in the 60s to deliver beer to his three enlisted buddies from back home it is known as the greatest beer run ever and has a documentary made about it where can i watch this post history checks out Congrats on the upgrade from the girlfriend a wife in those two years haha any pic of the three from last year thank you I don't unfortunately it was a bit of a letdown just kind of fat and healthy well you married her though but what about the tree baby says mama is first word after reading book about dad damn monkeys can learn to use money scientists taught capuchins to exchange silver discs for treats a few weeks into the experiment the monkeys began budgeting for foods they liked they started buying food when the price dropped and even started gambling eventually rich monkeys figured out they could pay each other for sex great I'm glad this is where science is going student uses light on phone to charge portable solar batteries so that he can charge his phone what unlimited power mic Inc is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what enforcing to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing use a cheese grater for tomatoes you'll burn in hell for this mom uses cardboard cutout of herself to stop kid crying when she leaves room what a genius tactic my god my dad once complained about quote coming home from a long day at work at having tea on a paper plate so my mom served him dinner in a Solo Cup the next day and we all ate like we didn't notice thanks gold's gym for the free workout happy mother's day bring mom in free oh no poor Luke in a heated argument my mom called my brother a son of a [ __ ] he replied you got that right oh oh the turns have tabled legend has it joined and replies to comments on true Gundam is better than sex have fun building oh no it is Wednesday my dudes fine oh my god this guy is here for every Wednesday in the year mad lad the entire Bible New Testament but I'm screaming every word a 1 million subscriber special my god I miss working at Jimmy John's stealing frozen chocolate chip cookies and jalapeno chips stealing yeah bro ammo ask God to see a real bread and he said to flip your camera spandex open-faced full bodysuits anti-suit 4 out of 5 stars my 15 year old son asked for this for his birthday and when he got it he immediately put it on and started acting really strange started yelling and screaming things like hamburger please and why did you leave me he also clothes around on the floor with it it makes weird faces I asked him why and he said that he must do it and the good name of chin chin I'm really confused on why he acts so crazy with the suit on they have no idea they don't know my wife let me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends a lesser man might whine and complain but instead I'm just playing Kumba Chumbawamba hold on give me a second Chumbawamba 'he's 1997 hit tub-thumping over and over and over on the jukebox at their bar using the touch Tunes app that is amazing Princess Diana broke the Royal rules for her son at William by taking part in the Mother's Day running race at her son's school she won you know what good on her I would have knocked but no one's gonna steal that gate [ __ ] my son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year this morning the sticker had appeared absolutely made our day people can be so brilliant thank you whoever did it that is incredibly awesome I love this I already said no it's brand-new sealed okay what if you removed the plastic from and sell it to me for $100 since it won't be new anymore intelligence 100 speech 100 don't forget what Christmas is truly about hello there Mozart disliked a performer named oh boy Adriana Ferrara say del bene so knowing her tendency to drop her chin on low notes and throw back her head on high ones Mozart wrote a song with constant leaps from low to high in order to make her head quote Bob like a chicken on stage holy cow he picked the wrong house bodybuilder 82 fights break in subject Jesus Christ the kid is in my yard again come on this again he's not wearing any pants and he's chasing my dog boys will be boys yeah but yours is 24 and drunk hohoho what's the best way to waste a thousand dollars premium currency in a mobile game premium currency in a social network people who buy reddit coins dude divorced his wife and converted the TAT to grim reaper that's really really clever moral of the story don't have your loved one tattooed onto your body Irish Prime Minister Lee over at car brought his boyfriend to meet Mike Pence that is good hey girl please be mine I can do anything for you no you can't what do you think I can't do you can't reply to this conversation get out of here Frick BTS rip the spot who said I'm a bot oh well a mouse oh this guy said Merry Christmas and I said Happy Easter looks me dead in the eye and says where are you from I say Uranus doesn't reply I skied back to the pole again to take this photo for all those men who commented make me a sandwich on my TEDx talk I made you a sandwich ham and cheese now ski 37 days and 600 kilometers to the South Pole and you can eat it 16 year old Australian explorer Jade hamster destroyed UFC pay-per-view streamed on Twitch by a guy pretending it was a video game that that is mad lad material right there what's the best way to waste $100 give me $100 and I'll tell you also I've realized on the other meme I said a thousand instead of a hundred I caught it first because I'm recording this as of now so if you were gonna comment oh you said a thousand well I caught it before you get destroyed hey blank you dropped your phone running out of my store with the slushies you stole the police will be at your house shortly smile Oh yikes men who burned flag celebrates $15,000 wrongful arrests settlement by burning another flag I mean hey $15,000 I built myself secret bluetooth headphones in my earmuffs so I can listen to podcasts at work that is very clever should I delete my account Ouija says absolutely oMG I stayed up until 10:00 on a school night just to watch this trailer hashtag Star Wars unethical life protip create an attractive tinder profile of the opposite sex start leading on a bunch of people arrange a date with all of them on the same time same place show up as well announce that they must have pulled a prank on all of you and to suggest you all go drinking together my god a man who found a fake mustache hidden underneath a water valve in his house later discovered his house may have been pulling an excruciatingly Lee long-term dad joke five months ago my roommate John moved out reddit user Ryan Kramer explained I haven't been in his room since then however this week behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve we found a little surprise mr. Kramer says he then sent John quotes a confused text to which he finally received the punchline you found it my secret stash it said that is amazing that is that's the best dad joke I've ever seen 2003 VW Jetta no longer needed by my son as he seems my Tahoe whenever he wants body in good shape and tears well if those smells like a crayon factory back seat unused he couldn't get laid in a monkey warehouse with a fistful of bananas runs well may need fresh clutch because he drives like a little a-hole he wants to get rid of this car but he's also gonna take the moment to just let his frustration on his son what's the best prank you've ever pulled at work I took a dozen jelly doughnuts to squeezed out the jelly and replaced the jelly with Tabasco three people went home sick and the company vowed to fire the culprit I worked there another three years this is how my boyfriend quote took care of me when I blacked out Lowell when your lip but that assignment just do it midnight come through for that fresh cut yo safety first and what do you know it we've reached the end of our slash mad lads but of course we do have some fan art from ready user top hat Co some fan art for the two boys I thought of the idea and couldn't get it off my head the name Ian's Damian the sack is Zach and hey you spelled my name right so thank you so much I I was afraid that it was gonna be like you know s ACK and z ACK but no you get you paid attention yeah you did your research this is really cute I love this it's very well done the shading the line work the colors that the literal highlighting with the highlighter I assume used a highlighter this is very good thank you thank you so much and thank you for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bells to get know developed mmk uploads and until the next one I'll see you around [Music]

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Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 03 2020