r/Bonehurtingjuice | VeggieFails Compilation 2019

but look how high I could jump and what second the pizza guy is here I got pepperoni what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash of bone hurting juice alright I like loss but with a twist I'm afraid to drink bone hurting juice oh my bone said a lot ooh my bones you know this supper date I think there's a lot of hit and misses but this was a good one you started off strong bone hurting to use you've won my respect today guys hope we're in small places with someone want to see well you me way free to answer those invasive Margaret I so just wanna color Margaret you okay I can't swear on MA it's like the joke they'll make this funny for me just is no no and void man you're getting really close to the cliff the brakes aren't working oh they just right off the cliffside no more veggies folks life sure has been more difficult since we got that cursed painting yeah can you people mortals I'll just make you suffer whatever you do don't look at it no go back into the painting on its own and then just right back into the paint and he was right thanks ha he say his first words his second words it's my baby alright and he heard you know the phrase second honey it's time to wake up for school me that it that really do be mean when I'm waking up for school though wait no it's not I'm 21 and no longer good school all right graduated flex father white months we live in this hilly orange island because we're safe here son the bald god of the mountains watches over us always and there's the zoast protecting you with his bald dumb wisdom Alexa what is 21 times 32 stadi noise Alexa oh no someone spilled water on it curse this doughy body yes perhaps I'll use this metamorphosis to transform into a mighty Tiger egads it works oh no but I was hasty I wanted to become another I long now for my old body imperfect though it was I feel like a fraud a tourist I'm back I don't know I've given them three different voices I've learned a valuable lesson about self-love and I will no longer trifle with the dark arts getting good thinkin poo doctor my bones ache hmm there's only one cure and I'll give you my bone energy you must swallow me the doctor was a fine man he sacrificed himself to strengthen my bones they no longer ache I am free to live another ache free day to repay him I will carry on his legacy that's kind of cute that's kind of cute I like that that's a good that's a good end to his saga is there a monster in my oven hey you in there come on out I'm probably just being paranoid also preheating it to 450 degrees Fahrenheit it's odd the oven no no no hello mother who is this it's me yeah one week old fetus whoa I'm pregnant that's right hey pretend it's your an angry mob whoa all right you did an amazing job thank you howling is easy when you're standing still show me how pretty good huh now do it running wobbly I backed ice I've had two days a row where I've just thrown shade - text-to-speech reddit channels really all text-to-speech in general damn Microsoft Sam coming in Oh God Pokemon just assumed my identity and it's trying to take over my life thankfully it's not capable of human speech oh wow it feels bad ditto can't trick anybody the mobile doctor the surgery was successful this is the tumor that I removed from your brain it was benign my occupied a lot of space luckily it was just in time for do permanent neural damage you're welcome there'll be $5,000 see the shocking truth about what mustard does to your body depending on where you slather it on yourself and that's true that's very true keep that in mind folks how would you feel if I were your daughter oh my god is you should literally just turn pink what the heck is this is witchcraft wizard to be Harry Potter I don't like none of this you've got home me want the bean factory Bert what's doing the beans huh you're fired I like that one dude just rip some rips a fat one he's just like I see big stealing the beans huh go get your items you're out of this you had this office you're fired teacher the projector is it on oh good someone will be pairing the projector on try to teach you guys about the mitosis in the mitochondria now uh now I just look foolish regular door regular door door with shoe print recognition and just there we go recognize that shoe print why are you here I'm trying to take a shower I didn't think anyone was in here sorry hey here's this note how do you bend your arm like that calum know my secret why do I have two terms that's actually your uvula chief I am the brain genie I will grant you one wish I wish I had eyes done thanks brain genie maybe I should've clarified eyelids too hey you want me to order anything no I'm good I got garlic bread why is everything about people on their phones always have like this extendo neck longer than any other like human neck you will graduate you will get that degree you will get the hell at at school thanks human yeah no problem I need you could do it me right if I was written for you the whole time whoa look Don on the holding in invisible ball right Libby Jay cool now I'm holding good thanks Kim no problem I wish I was still holding it though that's why there's political tension between us in North Korea is that way there's political tension blue guy is cold and red guy is huh I'm exactly between you so I'm experiencing the perfect temperature mm what if I come very close no I'll get a perfect temperature then ready oh no my eyes are dry he blinks it's like that spongebob blink that's better you guys stop copying my haircut No everyone copy it more one two three jump I love you quick two plates man it's no the way you get this picture well let's hope Jerry doesn't screw it up again are you guys how fly swatters are made oh I see that's dumb I was like my gosh doing the joke no it's the handle bastard I'm on my way to Blockbuster to rent some videotapes huh you must be that escaped convict everyone's looking for I'm gonna get you when I get back down ain't jump off that cliff no way I have your children held hostage at the base three miles from here and I'll kill him if they don't jump all right I'm jumpin got a problem these paper glued to my suit oh I'll help you remove them it's just a good guy like that mom my tummy hurts I need a Thai massage sorry son I'm in a hurry for an appointment don't worry friend I am a certified tummy Monsieur there you go oh I already feel much better thank you mister Monsieur no problem kid listen to your heart we kept missing our vital organs hi Tom Hanks taco truck tool please I'll be five dollars do I swipe or insert my card no you pay me in teeth hey can you do that thing where you transfer he knows with someone else yeah just a sec I need to concentrate I think I got it that's hilarious I bet you won't be able to do that for both of us that would be cool you actually did it we neither replaced it for the actor in this action scene we could use at all ever CGI em I can act as a stuntman if you want are you sure it's dangerous yeah sick my dad's here to pick me up my dad is a burden see you tomorrow okay see the can love I'm going to the reverse furry convention okay have fun wait a minute I forgot to wash your suit damn there's a red spy in the base he could be me he could be you he could be I'm over here Monsur you are a freaking awful spy we was a really terrible soldier and spy impressions but I did my best I know it was the spy who did the the red spy the thing but the eyebrows gave me soldier vibes so I did the soldier did you know one of the three people are doing as a fall statistic I apologize to you reader for my misinformation I also apologize for my friend's actions it's okay some moving company may be careful with my mirror okay I'm gonna touch this electric fence how this is shocking wait now I don't want any expect chump it's an electric fence this mysterious treasure is just a squirrel must be a really valuable one dear Nia once again I found a treasure before you better luck next time hahaha your brother yeah I'm like crash is a cat streaks I wish I was as tall as my friends but I can hold you up so you feel taller daddy magnificent let's see the original I love this thing's German suplex Ingham oh no you're too heavy I fell over dinner's ready we're having a physical corn-on-the-cob to me I eat corn on the cob dad nah that's a really sparkling smile you've got there please call 911 is stacked like this I'm having a stroke I'm sorry but that's not my job it's so hot I can't sleep I think my air conditioner might be broken who broke a Kiwis air conditioner you tell me this information right now who broke a Q in scan air conditioner you know it was damn death 13 turned off his AC ma ma he's what say his first words mom these aren't my first words I'm just a teenage boy stuck in a baby's body and I know your early dementia makes it difficult for you to remember and be sad I understand that always love you mom see broken 1860 I'm saving up for a new blue suit should by the year 2018 should I eat seen do you like my new suit yeah I'm in position say whether two times I'll take a shot hey what do you look weather just checking the weather take the shot our new flatscreen panel producers sharpen nice colors that's nothing look at the table our TV you can see the depth so realistic nice okay won't someone the squid demon that works reality nice you all summon the the reality-warping squid and now you don't have the same hairstyle just about water one is ready guide you remember the cheese oh right how clumsy me here you go a single slice of aged cheddar smile raise the marker in your right hand to activate the sleeper agent the USSR is counting on you comrade don't let them down Mike you know what happens when you left on the USSR I don't know what happens I'm trina's we're gonna keep this diary I'm falling into the tomato soup boys shooting the soup doesn't work and now to feature a post from a Lucy burr hi I'm Lucy and I made this fan of our dear boy Damian took me four and a half hours and was a lot of fun I also have a normal version and a close-up on my insta it would be an honor if you checked out my insta slash print shop thank you for NK for making my days better hey no problem and look at that I like to like I've seen this before and I like the green like it's not like Hulk s cuz Hulk is like full solid green this is like a neon I dig it I like it this is cool as hell we have an Instagram right on screen here so you want to go follow miss Lucia that'd be super super Coolio they have a print shop they have art which yeah they do art I like this this is a segment called viju art today Lucia but thank you so much with the art piece this is really sick and that's gonna do it for our slash bone hurting juice if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from m'kay if you want to catch more me you can find me a twitch TV slash damningly live and as always 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Id: nLoadzB4BmU

Length: 13min 29sec (809 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 27 2019