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top ten things that will happen when Queen Elizabeth dies number one Big Ben just freakin explodes that's what happens what's going on guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and then you're looking through our slash blessed comments tuck in that Suzuki this isn't Boris this is cute goodnight motorbike that's not I'm stuck blurred all I like that this guy likes to have fun thanks for the comment moose Andy is this the video where she falls she takes the tumble from mashing the cranberries or whatever I'm pretty sure that is it did B have to do surgery on her I don't know let's find out welven falls off platform mashing cranberries oh it's grapes let's see if she had to get surgery she didn't break a couple of ribs so maybe not surgery but she had to get herself in the hospital and now we know what's her name Melissa Sanders but grape stomping lady hope she's doing well this is not even this isn't even because they did surgery on a grape you suck I get it you are awful dude they did surgery on a grape that they do surgery on the grape stomping lady ugh [ __ ] shut up man that made me feel like a Boomer with how angry that made me like someone got hurt man blessed men of culture otherwise known as the Knights of diable etus beckoned before them for the a powerful and deadly Kalinka Kalinka Kalinka Moya laid this while jogging somehow ended in Berlin hey man it happens not my fault that's your fault bud we're out bad I butcher that pronunciation this piece of meat it's that's the sound it's making it's telling me a secret or two the Easter Island head thanks Salvage et a single sperm cell has 37 point 5 megabytes of DNA information in it that means that a normal ejaculation represents a data chance of 1587 point 5 terabytes it's a lot of information to swallow me thank you have funny guy huh you take you clever huh some sort of clown act well you are this Beauty difficult to say I am NOT I have busted [Laughter] man I like that being Yoda so face to solo huge hands where the XXL my boyfriend hold the basketball in one hand his hands are so big from Pablo how bad as mate that's a question that's question all right what's the answer though yes I'm vegan yes I eat meat we exist I'm an atheist yes I believe in God yes we exist I'm a virgin yes I have sex we exist yes I know no I'm yes we know yes yes I'm white yes I'm black we and I ain't gonna say that word I know it ain't on the surface bad but it's just a cringy word I ain't gonna say it I'm not gonna say it if you ever catch me saying this word please just hand me a physical L and I will take that oh I'm not gay I do guys we do exist yeah I make good money yes I'm broke yes we exist Oh preacher I last one brother that's a responsible spending gang what why baby child is not initiated into the village he will burn it down just to feel its warmth that was dark this reads like what what's the new mine cracking here minecraft dungeons that read like a Minecraft dungeons preface nobody has to see anything about minecart dungeons which by the way the game looks sick as hell I cannot wait for it but like there's a little illa jerk that gets rejected from from the village and he's just like on me is like okay I'll show you guys what immediately gives me dungeons vibes requirements must have foreskin does it have to be mine where I can donate a bit if he black saying as much but if you only just rip off the table like it's velcro and give it to you for a day be my guest my dad was released after 24 years had an account at 12:01 a.m. this morning we had a long ride home he was tripped out by the Bluetooth in my car and how apps work he stayed up all night watching TV because he couldn't believe there were that many channels lol what the hell do you ever do for 24 years yeah possession of melanin that's mean that's mean dude no I like that you better eat us that play this press the latest pray to Jesus in that order if you do it out of order god alloh them help punish you I just bought 50 cartons of 2% milk and mixed it to get 100% milk my bones are now indestructible pizza you're goddamn mad man a hundred percent milk most mortals and not God pass 75 percent you're on here drink a hundred percent bones and I'm made of adamantium just a quick little crap clip yeah you want to McDonald's bathroom nah bro that's a ruses bathroom and they clear it up I'm not taking a dump it's just a cool clip thanks for the clarification chief Beethoven you guys saw some symphonies tonight crowd yeah all right yeah yeah symphonies Beethoven yeah Beethoven I can't hear you yeah no we know you probably can't hear us on account of being deaf Beethoven stats various if you're reading this it means I probably killed you I hope you're having a great day it's nothing personal of course I just like to watch other people suffer anyway I love you thanks man I only played six seconds five black things one white things memeboys no she's getting ready for all five Oh hey do any of you know how to make a good mac and cheese well Lilith melody knows that she says you can make it mac and cheese baked mixed together one part sour cream 1 part mayonnaise and three parts shredded cheese mix that together then mix it in with some cooked pasta and bake until it's cooked through by the way I hope you like my gangbang scene true story when I was about nine years old my friends and I were building a whole bunch of mini snowmen just to see how many we can make some jerks are over the curb and destroyed them laughing like the big jerk he was we built more he returned minutes later and destroyed them too when he left we quickly built a snowman over a fire hydrant and started it with a bunch more mini snowmen he returned and gloriously crashed his car into the fire hydrant modern problems require modern solutions yeah they should just hit amongst the snowmen give them a real scare hey why is this snow red me sleeps on arm arm unable to connect to world that's the string of babies of hooded chief chief it's just son not baby bender idiot alright I'm sorry that was rude it's okay dad's two girlfriends of their son oh dear oh dear gorgeous dad's two boyfriends of their daughter you frickin donkey that's weird my girlfriend's dead told me you're F in a donkey girl know what he meant by that I think he has a lovely daughter you can get any free trial without giving your credit card number I want a bunch of free trials for sex well that's called a hookup no no no it's called an orphanage Oh Waller apologists for sweater featuring Santa with cocaine hey yo is this sans undertale the Shrek trifecta the trifecta well this has inspired me be a good person so I can go to heaven and be able to watch this for eternity is it just me who buys blocks of butter just to eat them raw I mean I like butter but I'm not a freak he has to go on something or in something put it in me and I'll get baked then you can eat me a word drop the address I'm gonna go on jerk-off ask me anything yeah you read that right you should fat to wrap the game you have to keep in time if you're a fat guy then he'd do it the door I don't make the rules or so it is I'm scared to get eaten out by a guy with a gap in between his two front teeth what if I click gets stuck holds it for ransom got a philosophy one dollar request I gotta buy foreskin understandable here take two two dollars for two foreskins sitcom did 9/11 loose Utah Rose will not return after these messages nice nice Chantelle Jeffries posted a picture of our dumpy and Grandpa had something to say it would take an entire fire department with the jaws of life to pry my mouth off you Bodie hole once AI latch on to it like a bloodthirsty leech in the Amazon jungle please let me in to you BMP hey how do you unlock these characters you don't animals are not ours to wear oh hey almost now godly poor guys have to make like seven accounts animals are yummy and Elmo's tummy yeah I know the art man I know they are W Hottel I stopped my 14 year old son from playing ten hours a day on fortnight I mean you could introduce him too but then he's even spending ten hours a day doing something else but you know you wouldn't some you lose some Santa Claus is joining the terrorist force ho ho ho mother effer dad why is that gift beeping don't worry about it son Santa's not real but I sure AM do you love the outstanding subscribe the type 7 the daily magazine for those who are driven dodo bow dil bow Bilbo Baggins I love it when three friends come together the mix of the great Asian parents when you got only 99% marks in exam I'm Asian and this is wrong my father actually calls the USA to bomb our house just please get it right next time my honest honest lungs either right today 10 and attend recommend it's super comfy perfect for drifting off into the never-ending void it's black as night and so you could sneak easily in the dark without attracted the gaze of potential witnesses and it's nice and flexible so it's awesome for acrobats or demon possessed children I got a small and it fits really well looks cute and slimming but still has plenty of room for movie snacks smuggling could also probably fit a small animal overall great bye I love honest honest could you hide your car keys for seven days from FBI for 1 million dollars easy ask the CIA to hold them those two don't share crap this guy knows how it works how do you know the CIA was behind the Kennedy assassination all given to my dad the FBI has been tracking him since 9/11 still haven't found them nearly Irvine neither of i:f Tucker talk ever oh but pucker thanks um sick what's the worst way to ask a girl out pulling out your penis and listen pulling at your penis and softly place again on her arm well she's thinking once all of her friends and softly placing it see there's your problem you're doing it all wrong you're supposed to slam it down an arm like a battle ax works every time bonus points of the arm gets chopped off I know from experience sometimes your balls just hurt thanks cinnamon toast Ken you know my left one is oversized to the point I think it protects the right one because when I accidentally hit my nuts when I do quick moves or something I always have the left one and I think the right one says onii-chan are you okay what did I just read something that costs $0 to type but all of your dignity descend air has touched penis therefore breathing is gay well only if you're male dude thanks let me know grandma's always smiling because grandpa gives the best head thanks grandpa neither Epstein nor Harambee killed themselves wieners out for Epstein yeah no no I've seen this post I saw this on my channel this is great man super glues butthole closed then drinks laxatives God that's funny this part is not funny because it's true so much poop would pile up in his intestines it would come out of his mouth so the only way for him to survive be to constantly puke is diarrhea for about 10 to 20 minutes straight that is not funny and that's real you don't need to have confidence to get addicted to heroin in fact heroin gives you confidence try it out I don't think that was the messages are going forward chief but I like that you're trying to give people confidence I guess I guess there's a nice message at the end of all that the about to have a bad time it's a beautiful day outside hives are growing flowers are blooming on days like these bees like you should be stung in hell that's scary hey spooky and I'll pose from sad trans boy when you said I'm sorry I drew Danny in a persona I loved his video so I thought I should make of something hope you like it on me making Zach one next I don't know much about furry culture but I can tell that this boy that this boy know this is dope I can see it's a turn to this this is awesome thank you are the wings just neon or do I get to fly I see the wings on there thank you for taking the time to make this this is cool thank you so much and that's gonna do 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Id: VYHeM6OwnnQ

Length: 14min 15sec (855 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 31 2019