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teens are dressing up as mask wearing grandmas to score alcohol damn i respect the hustle [Music] hey ya a bit of fan art for mk not much but i'm working on it not much i think that looks great people need to stop dogging on themselves don't be modest now hey what's up ladies and gents welcome back to mk it's me your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash face palm oh boy this is my favorite sub but without much further ado let's get to it shall we mystery deepens as two countries with vastly different approaches to healthcare and governmental supports have vastly different success rates at fighting a disease without politicians who would water trees in the rain i'm confident if you can do home depot if you can do walmart if you can do these things we absolutely can do the schools i don't always go to home depot but when i do i tend not to go for five days in a row for seven hours at a time english pub installs electric fence to stop gathering at the bar is there anything more depressing than left-wing architecture homelessness wow oh that's one way to do it my dude or you could buy a three dollar mask from target and save yourself the trouble what color should i paint my wheels for the strip this year why didn't you just take off the freaking wheels nigeria's anti-corruption boss arrested for corruption now that's a headline you can't pay for has anyone lost a dog near blank road ginger and white i think it's some sort of husky looks really skinny poor thing remember that members of congress are real people with families who like pizza and make bad jokes and love their dogs yeah but the majority of them are trying to kill my mom bury my generation in debt and prevent my friends from using the [ __ ] bathroom you forfeit your humanity when you try to take away mine starbucks barista allegedly wrote isis on muslim woman's drink this is what's wrong with these kids today no respect for anything or anyone this is the future of our great country please your generation couldn't even handle black and white students in the same school you can tell they vaccinated that kid damn bro you got your education from youtube tutorials or what the kid has trisomy 21 also known as down syndrome which is a genetic disorder that has nothing to do with vaccines it develops due to a failure of the 21st chromosome to separate during egg or sperm development this affects the zygote which means the kid vaccinated or not was unfortunately destined to be born this way i'm scared that my 15 year old will get her nose pierced when she turns 18. i don't want her to mess her life up how do i convince her not to do it can you set something straight here on a previous post from roughly an hour ago you claimed to be a 14 year old and in other posts from april you also had a 12 year old daughter you're 14 with a 15 year old and a 12 year old please stop man people go crazy for the karma in witness whereof this declaration of trust has been now as shut up this is calibri a font that was introduced in 2007. the document is dated 2006 1961 buick flamingo with rotating front seat imagine your mom having this when you were younger she could just do a 360 and beat your ass okay well a 360 you know what never mind don't worry about it top 5 countries you visited california north carolina south carolina minnesota arizona come on this is where americans can travel now is there like an imaginary line that thinks they can stop us so wait you support illegal immigration now i like this imaginary line implying he can somehow take his stupid ass on a little boat from the u.s over to the uk if he so chose yeah bo you do you see what happens you can't just win every argument by being too dumb to argue with says you i think the world is finally coming to terms with willful stupidity quarantine in europe quarantine in the usa i need a haircut just saying if there's a protester out there that has a sign that's supporting racial equality and you think you're doing the same thing by walking around town with a sign that says you need a haircut maybe you're not quite on the track you think you are noah lyles smashes bolt's 200-meter record then discovers he only ran 185 meters lyle's 18.90 second appeared to break bolt's 19.19 world record oh man that would suck honestly though if he came that close i'm sure he'll smash that record for real in no time i'm not racist but same-sex marriage should be between a man and a woman not racist same-sex marriage between a man and a woman u.s if only there was some way to beat coronavirus but no one knows every country that's beaten covet we listen to scientists and paid people to stay home we'll just never know philippine national police burning marijuana trees oh yeah dude is his hat transparent guys a new shipment of masks has arrived beautiful and super comfortable allows breath much easier in addition to the delicacy and femininity that this tool mask brings to the female face you can order girls now people who leave their phone set to military time or freaking war criminals how do you look at 1605 and go wow i can understand that freaking bootlickers what's next you gonna join the army recruit me americans be like okay i can't count past 12 actually kinda messed up that middle schools would host field trips that were like 4 000 to dc or whatever and all the poor kids just couldn't go literally crap costs money flights are expensive hotels are expensive and you really think all that should have been just handed out nothing is free i didn't get to do anything like that when i was a kid and now i'm 18 working 40 hours a week to have a good life is this you oh kashab yo also in middle school i actually got to take the washington dc new york trip because my mom pulled out a loan to allow me to do it and i gotta say it was an incredible experience and thank you mom for doing that for me because it was like three thousand dollars we didn't have also you know what's even more insulting when the schools would sell you coupon cards for five dollars and then tell you to go and sell them for ten dollars thinking that you'll be able to make your three thousand dollar bill before the trip happens in two weeks i can't believe the school's on fire thank god we got all the kids out in time well we better get the kids back in there but the fire's only gotten worse sure but consider how much it costs to keep them out here the covid 19 death numbers will be used to justify a socialist health care push which we must reject america's health care system is actually the best in the entire world a homeless man held up and robbed a bank for a dollar then sat down and waited for the police to come and arrest him so he could receive health care in prison yeah i've only got about a year left on my parents healthcare and then when it's gone i'm screwed good god this video's not funny at all it's just depressing dude kate hudson i'm raising my daughter genderless we still don't know what she is going to identify as kate come on come on kate mandatory vaccination is rape forced penetration without consent is peep it smell like karen in here i swear someone needs to invent socks for our hands my hands are always cold we have something called gloves no stupid like socks for our hands mittens i saw a job post the other day that required four plus years of experience in fast api i couldn't apply as i've only got 1.5 plus years of experience since i created it maybe it's time to re-evaluate that years of experience equals skill level a year ago i left kurdistan with food poisoning and a new nose kurdistan isn't a real country lmfao i would like to know where in her tweet she mentioned it was a country by saying you came back slash from kurdistan is implying it's a country lmfao reading went over your head too love i just came back from walmart does that make walmart a country well they've got enough money to be favorite sex position oh mine it's called the virgin you stand there with your legs closed shut waiting for the right person to come along weren't you pregnant yeah so oh wait she said next right person ah ooh i still haven't met anyone who has or had the covid or anyone who knows anyone who has or had the kovid have you sorry but so tired of people asking this my neighbor lost four and one night at work my husband has four workers in his office all positive people have lost loved ones i find this question is just unnecessary which is why i wasn't asking you oh you were looking for an echo chamber a woman who marries herself then cheats on herself blames it on men okay you never see the all lives matter people respond to the blue lives matter movement with their slogan it's only a response to black lives matter oh come on we all know damn well why all lives matter is only a response to black lives matter we know why mcdonald's needs to chill mccafe come inside me next time oh oh no no no no mcdonald's slow down there are plenty of good cops what about this one she stopped another cop from choking out a guy this one spoke out against racism and this one had evidence of departmental theft and corruption and what happened to them um fired demoted and harassed into quitting and mysteriously murdered by his own gun the night before his testimony respectively so the only good cops aren't cops anymore my mom who is a boomer in age and in mentality just threw away all of our hand sanitizer because one online news article saying it was toxic she found on facebook and i was the one who spent 30 dollars on all of the bottles my reaction oh that's a tough break can you get a new mom notice if you come on my property i'll beat you off hey yo what's your address microwaved this foil ball for three minutes and this is the result motherfreaker tech repair client did this to combat overheating well did it work and just like that we have come to the end of another video folks always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this 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Length: 11min 8sec (668 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 18 2020