r/Onejob | elsa lookin FRESH

on the road success there are no shortcuts but there might be a couple of height limits what's up guys and welcome back to ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash 1 job number one grade potato potatoes those are looking awfully vertical and orange for potatoes my friend select all squares with motorcycles well see you would think that you wouldn't be able to pass but see how verify it's still bright blue means you can click on it no motorcycles means hey go ahead and click alright your honor this is like a bungee kind of thing oh he's running across to you get oh sweet baby Jesus oh my god dude just he thought he was safe he he had the confidence of a thousand men because I thought it was attached but if he missed one step he would have like had the goofy scream all the way down to the ground floats on water does it does it float on water cuz I'm gonna be honest with you dick Smith looks like it's sunk time to see some turtles those ain't Turtles oh god those ain't turtles at all oh no kind of enclosure you'd think of going into what the total enclosure is not one of them this area is under constant video surveillance I mean technically they're not wrong I can see that as a win in my book the video surveillances of that area specifically just that sign any crime if it's on the sign not on my time open that bad boy up oh it's a lock oh sorry the locks of the well now wait just one second this seems off leave there's no purpose for that is there oh the United States amri it's a one step below the army get the amory then the army just have you organized dad I don't know why don't ask me I'm not a professional a sale two dollars and nine cents for a mots Apple Cup but I could get it for two dollars and eight cents and you know what I'm an extreme bargainer I'll take it I've already made the joke that this is how signs look for people in Australia so instead I'm gonna say that he did his job poorly no I'm just kidding I'm gonna say the joke again to Chile walking Australia yeah baby bananas $0.99 that's how they look when they're babies where did he get their long gated shape it turns out women are actually better drivers than men sorry boys - she knows she's in the backseat in the photo all right I'm a level with you it's 2:00 a.m. so I looked at this and was like wait what's wrong with it lots of things lots of things are wrong with it that's not a B but it's also not an ant it's a band top-line one goes here below line goes here that's one hell of a news story who's better like for Billy Eilish common throwing on a grande Billy this is really how I be building my homes in Minecraft sometimes just put a painting there you'll be fine KitKat what one of them is just all chocolate it's all kid no cat what the hell happened to that pizza was it wasn't too big for the box it just looks like whoever sliced it did it with his eyes closed we sell dog children's boys and girls is that even legal we have a license for that master a baggie a bogey do you have a license for that dialogue I'm Duncan thanks you know when I said I wanted a sesame-seed bun' that's not what I meant I wanted several seeds in fact I wanted multiple across the bun like you know I didn't want a potato roll that you just placed a seat on - with a little bit of glue it's not what I wanted do not break stretch wrap and do not double stack but do I look like the kind of guy that follows rules I mean take one good look at me a former 9-1-1 operator has been found guilty of hanging up on thousands of college because they called the times she just didn't want to talk you know on any other job that would be slightly forgivable but of all jobs of all jobs to hang up on people he chose being a 9-1-1 operator okay right okay don't order cakes over the phone was supposed to say cancer free to celebrate my mother-in-law's last day of radiation treatment you did it camp for free good job mama camp for free Oh what do we that's one of them dump trucks whatever this is I don't know what that's called at that particular construction vehicle wait no no no what's I just watched all that happened and my mouth was just a game dude that thing's going it is - OH into the bushes it is owned by the forest now yeah I know that's great that's exactly what one of my presentation was your stupid chandelier only my boyfriend's certification he worked months on that's all screw you USPS do not Bend I feel like they see that and kind of like when so much stupid see something shiny just got to break the rules place this chart 10 feet away that's no problem but hey whoa michael fassbender told me to check my vision right next to the train track thanks michael fassbender I knew I could count on you you know normally I'm really into chick-fil-a sandwiches but I have a couple problems of this number one that cheese looks dreadful number two where's the top bun number three where's my god dang pickles closed due to personal circumstance Paul just ran convenience cause ain't no problem I understand babies born and gotta give the circumcision no worries looks like a bug texture for a video game I love it drink coca-cola hey what's that dead Delta homes.com well what do you got to show me on that the homes also that's a hell of old building like the sculptures and all that I think that feels like it's an older building how weird of a contrast isn't see that old ass building sorry I swear he might bleep that out but that old building and the stark contrast of having the New Age billboard I think that's freaky and kind of cool it's a bunch of cubes where's Qbert this would he would love this Qbert would love this kind of thing what he wouldn't love is the one highlighted square of the cube how everything just just getting bent in the mail like it makes me want to go buy things Wow that I'm just looking into that graphics card is scuffed Bobby oh man is that really how you charged the Apple Mouse it's so disgustingly inconvenient well this is a great right you can just place this and turn it to how you need it right this isn't easy to fix problem or maybe I'm the stupid one oh now look at these hot mannequin babes and these hot pieces of clothing and then their daughter she's got some growing up to do but that mainly that terrifying face the clown nose and the tiny the tiny smile it's really the worst parts of that told my deckhand to paint the draft mark so you can see them thanks man appreciate ya how's it just is it's just nothing's hitting the grates I mean if you want to stay dry it's like playing Minecraft and having the rain hit everywhere but the like little circle of where your characters standing love that keep calm and eat new glasses well hey if you say so what's the best kind of prescription what's tastiest and this week's winner of the not my frickin job war goes to is that what I think it is is that a squirrel there was a squirrel there at one point son someone painted over a squirrel man 73 await sentencing for killing sleeping son he did it with a knife in just in time for Father's Day was selling a bunch of knives why did they make Elsa look like the monkey with lipstick love it an octopus a cider of being on the street that's kind of gnarly for dishes wait how is it just there you lost Squidward the classic platformer problem I'm actually very curious is how this even happened because this shouldn't be something he mess up it does not every day that you see such a colossal F up you learn something new every day all right what do we got here gotta have a code for the door or something being out of the code for the server the adult man's just using an ice cream scoop huh so sort of shovel material and he has access to all the important servers the tea kettle is that a teak yeah that's a tea kettle might not have been one to put on the stove though you see these these things I don't know enough about them to make any sort of like joke because for all I know it could have been said on instructions not to heat just because you can't read doesn't mean it's my fault now this is inexcusable that is the upside down 73 KFC just rotate your monitors man so all you gotta do it sits on a swivel for crying out loud a 6-pack of stainless steel teaspoons doesn't look like it bud looks like one disappointing butter knife what would you do to survive falling down try to land on a haystack or feel they're trying to land on water well this depends on the height does it matter because if I'm falling like alpha off a hill and I can roll down then you know I'll turn Lee in the haystack but if I'm falling from like a plane which looks like this young man is it the velocity see his hair's going all the way back like that then I'd go in the water open that door I dare you it doesn't open that much does it the locks jammed oh now I see just can't Wow Wow misty you need this you need to stop it's coming out or if it's going in but I don't like an either option hey but there's no way for me to complete this mace so well why am I supposed to turn here cuz you're telling me like 19 different directions but I'm just gonna stop the car and start screaming Russia today puts Japan on the map where New Zealand should be new channel apologize and New Zealanders format mix-up that also labeled Papua New Guinea's South Korean Russian News Channel RT has apologized for accidentally labeling New Zealand as Japan and Papua New Guinea's South Korea in an embarrassing southern hemisphere mix-up right but how did you mix that up I mean at this point the globe is a pretty common thing stay in between the yellow lines I dare you okay so is it bad that I'm more interested in how these happen more than the fact that they happened because I'm so intrigued on how this was screwed up because it seems like such a clear-cut system on those guys stuff I like to think about August 29th 2019 expected by August 27 2019 that's right look at your door it's been there for a couple days all right oh that thing's gonna shatter I don't know it's like some sort of part pottery or something I'm sorry it's not gonna this is not gonna go the way you want it to it's gonna break try it go on what do we learn what did we learn today HOV 2 plus only its clips and I love clips in places they switched that peas so they did why again with this okay I am so curious as to how this happens because it seems like such a like solidified you know in an organized thing painting the roads that when I see these I'm just so curious if it's like is it done by a machine as a mechanical error is a human error I just don't know this I know is something stupid I didn't want halves of cookies I wanted whole ones five guys really put the pickle outside your burger huh I want to talk to Five Guys Burgers and Fries about this on a pickle situation my friend and you might want to talk to whoever makes pop-tarts cuz that is not how it should look it's not supposed to be like a landing strip I don't think that's how it's gonna look if I put it inside the waffle iron I'm gonna be honest with you nine nnsc this is an easy fix I just gotta move the basketball post across the court with my awesome strength my big muscley arms and just plant it into the ground that's all I got to do whoo welcome room 208 right where is it Joe under Joe sevens there 209 to 226 is there did you give me a fake room sossel le saucily li is my favorite Harry Potter spell knocks prices down by 50% in case of fire elevators are out of service no elevator no stairs second floor burn no of this reminds me have you know this claw or not those claw games those tower games you play arcades to win like a camera and it just goes across the platform faster and faster reminds me of that my man it's close to winning the grand prize six sides I don't think so Amazon sent a glass bottle of hot sauce in a soft pouch and the shattered glass cut my finger as soon as I opened it needed three stitches oh that is oh my goodness poor guy that's a nasty little cut to so soft that other oh right there is made of the toilet paper I wish I could see what was $4 but I can't read upside down you idiot oh my god Cole's peanuts roasted and salted so it's roasted salted peanuts for $4 it's kind of a ripoff how did you install it like that it's pretty clear okay I want to know who's getting paid to do these things because these shouldn't be it shouldn't be paid to do these things like this third floor stairs who in God's name says 'the earth I guess I do now now I look a fool gonna fight whoever made that sign scuse me I use the toilet Tom McElderry who asked to remain anonymous whoops so so much worry in a minute he's stupid that's big business maybe hey is that a trolls thing I love things from the trolls hold on a minute that's actually Minnie's well why would you so it's a Minnie Mouse flashlight but it's intros package and interesting me he's gotta cool to see where things are made so you know that both the mini products and the trolls products come from the same company uh yes some not nut stop stop likes are sobs important to distinguish cuz we're gonna see a stop sign you stop when you see a stop sign you full speed ahead hey pal is that supposed to stop me from getting in because guess what it did watermelon yummy was it apple beetroot carrot ginger the watermelons that actually how you make it flavored like watermelon because that's kind of neat it says insistence with strawberry and lemon - but there's neither of those there's beet they're honest about the beet in the Apple but they don't mention the character of it that's so weird why why have I seen these balls before these balls are awfully familiar these are I've seen these balls once upon a time where I haven't seen as a ball so disorganized but the blue strip is visible I carry with that says but I'm pretty sure they're suggesting that uh that handicap sign oh they're getting it on and you know what more power to them and that brings us to the end of our slash 1 job and if you like the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 14min 9sec (849 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 07 2019