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your name backwards is how you die hannah hannah laina elena draw is screwed [Music] what's up folks welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash cursed comments without any further ado let's hop right into it oh no not the lego family again wait a minute why did the kid get a baby with his mom well they are farm sets alabama intensifies incestifies no matter how boring life gets i'm not watching anime why not bro said he ain't watching anime like he ain't already in one if you're cold they're cold put them in the microwave maybe put yourself in the microwave are you freaking stupid you have the mentality of a nine-year-old and so does everybody else reblogging this crap how can you people find this funny what the hell the ants won't [ __ ] you bro boy bag notebook and pencil case girls bag makeup african rhino antonov and 225 space time continuum you have a pencil case i just carry one pen in my pocket you guys carry pens and pockets i put mine behind my ear you guys carry them behind your ears i shove mine up my ass there's always one you get a large soda of your choice from mcdonald's but half of australia is plunged into the abyss of hell do you accept a small price to pay for soda oh no australia goes to a better climate ooh so scary just learned about the dude in 1992 who got a liver transplant from a baboon and then died 70 days later vital question was his death related to the baboon liver inside his body actually no they don't think so well that baboon was not a very good surgeon reminds me of the time i went to take a bite of a banana at work and my boss needed something when i sneezed letting out the weirdest man sneeze that came out almost like a goofy laugh and accidentally deep throated half the banana while making eye contact with my but no none of that happened none of that [ __ ] happened cursed blood sucking vampires then vampires now they don't suck blood anymore well think about how much blood rushes to that area don't be fooled one time it's funny two times it's freaking annoying japan's reaction when the u.s dropped a bomb on nagasaki what's the weirdest fact you know the noise the raptors made in jurassic park were actually turtles [ __ ] i was wondering why i kept getting random boners during that movie removing ram from my computer while it's on this visually represents a computer screaming as you chop off parts of its brain oh i don't like that bride who is a computer engineer doesn't have any girlfriends so she invites her bros instead i can almost guarantee that three of the five are trying to bang their way out of the friend zone and the other two are trying to bang the other three huh they got rid of the indian and kept the land how american oh interesting or they made the woman into butter they can't be running out of stock that quickly think ethan think i'm not reading it again he came and then passed away came and went come and go i love that gas station nope it's not zodiac hate it when people use their zodiac to justify crappy behavior like sorry i can't help it i'm a leo no cindy you're a [ __ ] i can't keep in touch i have cancer shut up with your zodiac nonsense bethany i guess it wasn't the smartest idea to use this candle holder now you can pretend it's just candle wax and do it for real just don't have periods jeez man got kicked on the balls women on their way to tight period cramps is more painful getting kicked in the balls doesn't happen like clockwork though unless honey time for your monthly cbt 10 reasons your dog's haircut costs more than yours i really don't need justification ah number one challenge accepted the likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is extremely slim but not impossible santa claus knows exactly where all the evil people are in the world but doesn't do anything about it santa claus chose not to kill hitler he even provided him with a lump of coal knowing full well what he'd do with it what's the most annoying thing about having a penis the constant irrational fear that it will somehow get cut off in some unimaginable way ah yes the dick guillotine fear can definitely relate a condom only protects you 98 percent me who puts on two condoms to be 196 protected sometimes if you listen very carefully you can hear my genius me who puts on 10 condoms so my dick is even bigger people will swim in the ocean even though there are definitely a lot of corpses in it people will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it humans all have a corpse to water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in good conversation starter hi what's your favorite corpse to water ratio i'd say one to two corpses per small lake but distance to corpse would be a large factor two other young boys were also in the bin but managed to escape australian teen dies after bin he was asleep in was emptied into truck crushing news if you found a death note what would you do i'd hide it look up the statistically most popular names sign it florida man fakes death for 20 years to learn he was never wanted by the cops after he learned nobody wanted him he died for real me moving out of my house my sleep paralysis demon the monster in my closet my shower demon the monster under my bed so long partner you can't call me a demon just because i watch you shower dude bro can you please tell your girlfriend not to scream and moan so loudly i can't sleep but i'm at office my girlfriend died six months ago sharks killing 10 people a year 100 people dying a year due to excessive masturbation that's not true please tell me that's not true for real am i going to die don't let death stop you from your dreams boy keep pushing if you had a bad day here's a picture of a cute goat how can you eat this are you asking for a recipe or hiroshima japan 1945 and in 2020 well they did have a flat area to build on now jokes aside that's pretty goddamn impressive i do have to say if those photos are real and not some fake karma or [ __ ] i know the one from 1945 is real the 2020 one i'm not sure u.s army tries to reach gen z through animated commercials make the middle east seem like fortnight what a plan good job guys elon musk just announced that tesla cars will soon be able to connect to each other via bluetooth allowing drivers to communicate and speak with other tesla drivers nearby road rage about to be a cod lobby i'm about to find out that everybody driving [ __ ] my mom you can go back a hundred thousand years to a cave that will be discovered by archaeologists what do you write on the wall to mess with them i draw a frog birthing a human i love it poor girl i wonder what she was going through this article sums it up pretty much the medicine cabinet just because something is funny doesn't mean you should say it hey if you're not gay my friend thinks you're cute here's her number if you are though here's mine well what the heck do we do make a group chat and have them fight to the death for love we can have our own hunger games and we can name them like a bad parody porno i was thinking of the boner games me and the boys when we catch the grinch trying to steal our presents on christmas oh damn alright then your doctor kit has what in it i'm sorry mr johnson your health insurance was declined cock's gun that is a little odd i'm obsessed with this therapy horse that looks like it has the soul of a murdered victorian-era child the dog is like i'm a good boy and then the horse is like the butler strangled me with my horse toy string and fed my body to the pigs now i must haunt his descendants no matter what the job always try to make it fun would it actually be possible to be a guillotine operator and not have fun at your job whoever gets a strike gets to take the head home claw enforcement says he was possibly decorating the pie the crime the criminal it's always annoying when the main ingredient escapes i jerked off so hard to this oh for god's sake use google the tattoo artist did a great job but jesus will now be jacking him off oh boy how did he not see that coming i still can't believe how fast that mod came out why is the one in the back jacking off we don't judge anyone here okay they live in a dungeon with no light is it sexist to say that women are superior to men yes you [ __ ] idiot bro neither are better we're all scumbags let's just kill them all someday your room will belong to someone else and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent in there if they use a blacklight they will oh no bra moment cut in half survives limbs cut off and burned in lava survives sad dies so all anakin needed to do was cut off padme's limbs to save her that might have helped mcdonald's is launching a gold vip card can't wait to get one of those so i can throw it on the ground in front of hot girls oops dropped my dropped my mcdonald's gold card dude if you have a mcdonald's gold card it's probably physically impossible for you to pick it up off the ground if you dropped it girls be like men only think with their dick okay blow my mind then okay if you say so rax shotgun oh god please no dubai sugar daddy sue's instagram model for money back tells judge [ __ ] was trash gordon ramsay's voice blant it's cold and the dough is raw it's soggy and tasteless no flavor texture or anything in there it's greasy why waste money on lawn mowers when you can use vegans i fed mine oil but it stopped working what do i do now can i get a refund see this is why you lease your vegans okay my grandmother could piss harder than the water pressure i'm seeing on this product yeah it doesn't look like it's gonna do much what's the most annoying thing about having a penis school presentations just use it as your pointer there you go that'll keep them looking the right direction it's too late now you've been caught by the horny police you'll never take me alive runs away while vigorously masturbating you're 12. ketchup bottle shake well before use nah the little bit of water is just ketchup pre-cum what the [ __ ] did i just read nasa wants to probe deeper into uranus than ever before nasa better take me out to dinner first dinner's probably the last thing you'd want to do before they probe your anus in 2018 a russian hacker broke into a hundred thousand routers with good intentions he didn't do anything fraudulent but only changed their settings so they wouldn't get hacked in the future by others professionals have standards that's like breaking into someone's home and setting up a nice security system or hiding under the bed of two drunk strangers having unprotected sex and stealthily slipping on a condom mid-pump that would be impressive the gloctopus less disturbing than the cocktapus is it that's a lot of guns top 5 races panic mario kart calm white people oh god damn it a vote if you're also a racist a racing fan it was my childhood dream to become a racist proof tom cruise is a freaking vampire that's not what jonathan lipnicki looks like by the way the church of scientology is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural cursed wish you're given one wish but everything you wish happens to everyone what is your wish i'd wish that i'd check myself right now i'm in the bathroom so the aftermath for everyone else is going to be hilarious random person eating ass at the moment oh okay alexa where's my dad your dad is in a strip club in las vegas ha gotcha alexa my dad's sitting right next to me your mom's husband is sitting right next to you your dad is in a strip club in las vegas with your sister baby born without penis an extremely rare case exact same thing happened to my sister well maybe we find a boner donor i volunteer as tribute offering denied tribute does not meet size standards breaking news millions of kids eaten by killer ants that's where ant-man comes from sent a text to my polish neighbor asking if it was okay to cut the grass as i didn't want to wake his baby and he sent back the child must not be an obstacle words to live by when speeding in school zones i've made a horrifying discovery apparently some people who don't have balls think that they're squishy like a stress ball what the hell if you squeeze them enough they'll become squishy are you pregnant no i was stung by a dick i like that one guess i'll suck out the poison are you going to sleep yes i am now shut up boobs exist to literally be sucked on and i'm still getting arrested okay call me kittson at least it's okay for him to text underage girls now in peru the toilet paper rolls have bonus toilet paper in their holes this has inspired me to try anal for the first time thanks michael that one damn shoe i too hate it when something isn't white like the rest of the group comprehensive sex education masturbation anal sex abortion gender identities but yeah if your friend jumps off a cliff would you have anal sex with them i mean before or after yes my brain after my parents leave the house masturbate as hard as you can bruce wayne must have had a hell of a time alfred please bring my moisturizer what is bj [ __ ] what's [ __ ] it's when you're hired at a restaurant to blow on customer soups that are too hot thanks i'll let my dad i want to do the flow job okay great gwyneth paltrow broke down and ate bread during quarantine what was your lowest point can you help solve the mystery of who gives a [ __ ] bread is the name of her dog oh that changes things just a little bit not much it's gwyneth paltrow but still girls who like to be choked and hit during sex are also the ones who cry when you yell at them yeah they like to be sexually dominated not verbally abused there's a difference son people who watch serial killer documentaries are the first to freak out and call the cops when you dismember their family in front of them god damn i grew up with abusive drug addicted parents i was always filled with anxiety about having my own kids and wondered if i'd be a good mom today is my first mother's day and i gotta say i'm killing it don't kill it it's adorable i know parenting is hard but murder is never the answer she's so cute i could eat her though when you charge your phone with your laptop while it's plugged in when you nut in her mouth and she kisses you no boy there it is a man goes to confession not safe for work man forgive me father for i have sinned father what did you do my child i went to my sister-in-law's home just when i was leaving it started raining and i had to stay there we slept together pray to god my son for he is merciful the day after that i went to see my mother-in-law just when i was leaving it started raining and i had to stay there we slept together pray to god my son for he is merciful yesterday i went to see my brother-in-law just when i was leaving it started raining and i had to stay there we slept together upon hearing that father looks out from the window and says the weather looks cloudy get the [ __ ] out of here before it starts raining man am i not young enough and on that really awful note we've come to the end of another video folks but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art hope it'll be a good enough addition to your fan art collection oh my god that is amazing what i need to see more stuff like this actually can i get this embroidered on a ball cap please i'll do anything to make that happen always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description below and until next time i'll be seeing you

Channel: EmKay

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Id: 6DZMn9jh-Zo

Length: 15min 22sec (922 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 05 2021