r/Facepalm | bruh,.. why?

don't kill cows and pigs buy meat instead ah my man ladies and gentlemen I hope you're having a fantastic day welcome back to m'kay my name is Robin of course you should know me by now come on let's be real and today I'm gonna be perusing through our slash facepalm oh god I hope to find some images of myself in here tonight the Orioles became the first pro team to wear uniforms with Braille lettering heck yeah I bet the blind people loved seeing this you know they got the spirit though they're little confused so y'all pee with y'all's tampons in if you pee with the tampon it come out so same hole what I do anything for my country we just need you to wear a mask make them pay for racers if we pay for tampons honey I hate to break it to you oh man you pull that crap you're getting kicked right out of my store get out flat on what proof the Internet Google Yahoo Firefox you think the earth is flat yes it is the inside of the Earth's core is flat not round when you look at a graph of the earth it is round but in real life the core is flat okay I'm putting this on our slash facepalm and our slash Flat Earth today is the first time I've been forced to wear a mask at my local grocery store just now at least I can breathe in mine I got this clever idea from someone in this group great idea hope you get it and die friend have you ever been to a restaurant that doesn't give you the change when you pay with cash my bill was 47 20 I gave the waitress $100 and she only gave me back fifty three dollars I called over the manager which was our waitress she said we don't usually carry change I told her to give me my hundred dollars back and I'll pay with a credit card 80 cents would not kill me but it's the principle if they do this to everyone that pays cash over a year that could be a lot of money in their pocket diary do your math reporter appears on air unaware everyone can see he's not wearing pants no I think he's pretty aware he just doesn't give a crap this lady again she may be a little confused but she got the spirit she's on a council receiving criticism on an idea she made if the response is large enough to be considered harassment perhaps the idea isn't something the twitch community wants feel free to continue making other streaming sites preferred with this behavior ruled by mob justice gotcha that's democracy baby Jeff Bezos could become the world's first trillionaire by 2026 there's 7.5 billion people in the world he could literally end world poverty and give everybody a billion down no we're stopping right there you [ __ ] Jesus Christ zoom you've apparently led a whole school and chile signup for a paid account using my email address because you never verified it I went to create my own account and it said I had one so I forgot password and now I own this school's admin support the Confederate flag she's Swedish and has never even set foot in the States she probably said boy said cuz it has pretty colors and pattern just realize nothing starts with n and ends with G wait napping Google is one of the greatest tools ever invented by mankind and yet people refuse to use it hey sweetie I'm at work dinner's on the stove you only have to light it the gas has already turned on love you yeah you would be blown away because when the gas is already turned on and it's filled up the room a small spark would cause an explosion ha ha ha ha ha striking garbage workers in New Orleans making 1025 an hour were fired and masked last week now they're being replaced by prison labor Wow that's pretty goddamn despicable in my opinion a double UN condemns tik-tok autism challenge amid other failures to protect marginalized people from abuse on social media aw n is troubled by the sudden popularity of the autism challenge dance challenge on tik-tok but where users encourage each other to film short clips pretending to dance by flapping their hands and making other facial expressions and body movements meant to imitate and mock autistic people wow that place is a true dumpster fire and I say that while knowing full well that Twitter and Facebook still exist $10 for all know each okay thanks the ad is not clear it says $10 per item dude $10 per Harry Potter book sure I'll come get him employers favor men not because they're prejudiced against women but because they have the perception that men perform better on average at certain tasks you're literally describing prejudice against women oh it's a couple of horse eyes looks like a Ryan updated his bio that desperate huh it's for suicidal folks oh god it's the suicide hotline oh Jesus Gary dear DiGiorno how do you eat 1/5 of a pizza you cut it into five pieces and only eat one piece hey whoa whoa whoa whoa you expect me to only eat one piece of my pizza negotiable ps4 not a ps4 but hit me up if you're trying to get some chronic steps for reading articles except cookies block notifications deny location to website decline invitation to subscribe stop Otto playing video ads and mute sound dismiss reminder of free articles remaining shrink drop-down banner click read more give up modern journalism is so good I don't do this for likes I do this for your awakening whoa so woke bro what the heck is behind him mainstream media is scared I will go viral 5g will cause mass infertility and sickness crisis actor what I went to England and they spoke American why is this also they copied our city names like Boston York Birmingham and the state of New Hampshire why do they copy us also why do they say Dave Beckham is English when he's American I'm the arrow you're my bow who did you get that with my friend Tabitha I'm confused if your says that the other is your bow why are they the arrow 5g is global genocide for God's sake you people are insane create a poster advertising a public reading of ancient Greek literature at your local bookstore a visual to represent each of these types of ancient Greek literature mythology and epic poetry drama and Aesop's fables start typing here camouflage pants are getting better and better guys don't be fooled it's Photoshop there are no invisible pants dude she's sitting take the red pill taken screw both of you come on Ilan for real first you name your kid be a bat and then you do this so this guy almost shot my dog for him being in the gate knocking on the door and mrs. Liu went outside and the dog ran out and trigger-happy mother-fricker almost shot my dog and stead he shot his own dang foot well it sounds like he got what he deserved Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules I'll be on the line with everyone else if anyone is arrested I ask that it only be me dude you have a newborn at home what the hell is wrong with you it blows my mind that you're willing to risk the health of your child to build some cars why don't you someone whose net worth has gone up 10 billion in the past year just pay your workers to stay at home for a couple weeks un-freakin'-believable car logo universal type good feeling excellent function built-in heat-resistant ceramic protector national flag Japan South Korea USA Germany Britain France wait a minute that USA flag doesn't look like it's got 50 stars i'ma stay a virgin for life I want to set a good example for my son hold up a minute here oh look it's a squirtle card 1999 Pokemon Chinese base set but just got a lovely message from my cleaner it stuff like this that makes the hassle of hiring her all worthwhile I just wanted to say thank you again for being such a fantastic employer why did your cleaner write you a message then send you the pic the bubbles in the right means you typed the message free pregnant chickens hey I have a bunch of pregnant chickens at my house and I've got no more room very sweet I have three one is two months along once three months along and the other one was recently impregnated I love them I really hope and pregnant by another chicken you know what honestly I totally understand I feel like it's more of a hassle carrying all that crap in through that tiny little hole up there whose side are you on I'm on nobody's side because nobody is on my side wearing a mask causes you to breathe in your own carbon monoxide slowly poisoning yourself and breaking down your immune system fats huh I think people forgot what the word fact means free not free ish okay wow thanks for the zipper your text here come on that's just a fun joke genuine no lowball offers autographed by who Kurt Cobain lmao do you have a time machine he's been dead for 25 years I don't know he must have signed it before he died do you want to buy it Funko pops have only been around since 98 he died in 94 holy crap they've been around that long though a scene of modern Britain played out on a rail replacement bus service in Newport yesterday a woman wearing a niqab was chatting to her son in another language after five minutes a man suddenly snapped if you're in the UK you should speak English at this another passenger turned around and explained we're in Wales and she's speaking Welsh yeah I don't see the issue here I would really really love it if the space force turned into that deer tick tock team I love this ad but I've got some problems using the app as I'm very active in it but I don't get more than 50 views on my videos even after posting the problem with tick tock team in the app my problems not solved I see some videos with no Beauty and creativity but they're getting millions of views and it's shocking please solve the problem I love tick tock and want more views on my videos so please help me fix this problem thank you dear tick-tock team man believe me I tried the same thing with YouTube once upon a yesteryear getting a cappuccino today and the barista says did anybody ever tell you that you look just like Tom Morello I say all the time he says I'll bet i order my coffee he says what's the name I say Tom he says your name is Tom - that's crazy come like it sure is build your Viking Empire in this free game are you a good Raider Wow pick the bow or the sword are those my only two choices the whole game new zealand population 5 million as of March 2020 what the hell is the point of that oh thank god we've made it to the end of the video guys I was afraid if I had to keep going any farther I'd facepalm so hard my hand would get stuck in my skull always remember if even somewhat enjoyed this video make sure you hit the like button down below and if you really liked it consider subscribing and clicking that Bell icon and until next time I'll be seeing ya

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Id: zzvNkiWfNI0

Length: 12min 27sec (747 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 21 2020