r/Facepalm | that ain't mila kunis...

you look like mila kunis that's homer in a moo moo [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to mk my name is damian and today we're looking through our slash face palm man's going for a strike oh that's cheating you're not allowed to do that [Laughter] and he doesn't even make it that doesn't even get the big that's a walk of shame if i've ever seen one mom's been asking for pics on my new room finally sent one i'm so stupid nice except for the handcuffs what's up with that it's from my terrible sleepwalking mama i cuffed myself to my bed the keys on a necklace boy iv breaks arm trying to float with umbrella while copying for well clearly he should have used a glider being faithful in a relationship should be done without being asked hate when people are alike when he's faithful like didn't you cheat on my boy nick dude delete that that's not cool answer the question girl did you cheat on my boy nick how did people in the middle ages know what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines all right edit forgot about dead people forgot the word thing you know that thing everybody does forget that's gonna happen fred has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard who would do that you guys he just realized he has an avocado tree how is this guy dropping so many different songs and genres at the same time it's called an album pop singer drops an album his fans how is he dropping so many songs at the same time it's like they're all together in a collection maybe amish people have read it what is it like living without technology wait wait i get it uh see that's a good one that's silly rick wiles thinks that meatless foods can alter human dna in order to cause human beings to no longer be technically classified as humans a plot that would make it impossible for them to be saved by christ i don't like the face that rick's given me looks like he just walked into the bathroom while i was using it all right do something man [Laughter] oh i gotta watch it he didn't just do what i think he did did he oh no he did man's hit himself in the nards oh he is down poor guy hey hi thanks for liking my pick you're fit by the way welcome and thanks i have a bf sorry then why would you why would you even say something why would you say you're fit if you got a man's ridiculous really just finished this ballpoint drawing after five years after being diagnosed with autism i finally found the way to keep my spirits up wow this is awesome once you get diagnosed with autism my brother has autism take a close look take a close look and you tell me what's wrong with this image yep that's right op commented on their own post dude are you freaking serious forgot to switch accounts did you smh why is there a quarter in the photo these are the things that kept me out of the good schools things i think about this is flat printed paper i don't think they quite get how braille actually works don't worry they'll be able to read it one star custom life okay i started a custom life and y'all don't have africa as a country so i can choose cameroon how y'all have every other country besides africa racist one nah it's a stupid game i hate this one all right what do we got man's gonna pull into the garage how's this a face palm what's he gonna oh i see what's going to happen here you fool oh like a glove oh like a glove ceiling was dripping i'm sorry it was what it was drip ceiling was dripping someone really thinks they're catching it with these baskets don't tell me they're laundry baskets oh they're oh [Music] [Laughter] why is the floor getting wet i put some baskets in there to catch all the water oh my god sometimes humans hurt but not physically just emotionally like this so a friend of mine works at a car dealership and a young person came in with an older car and want to know why his iphone charger port is scratching his screen and not charging i know i might get a new one i guess exactly what you want to buy your child and duty-free as they're about to board a plane listen just get some earplugs it's okay let the kid have his fun but if he starts playing the family guy theme song you bet you're bet your butt i'm taking that away from the little puke right here on the plane i'm breaking everything in my sight we're watching family guy recently and it's giving me a lot of stress climate change music festival attendees leave a disastrous mess behind i'll take irony for 500 alex this is what coke looks like when it's sun bleached i found it on the railroad tracks oh i have some news for you friend [Laughter] [Music] that's not coke it may have been at one point in time but i could promise you it is not now you holding pp son all right are they gonna fall over what do we got going on here toss it down there you go well what'd you think was gonna happen did you think it was gonna roll down softly it's a steep it's a steep drop like a roller coaster ingredients half a cup of rice half a cup of water one milk i'm sure that's leader but i like it saying one milk a quarter cup of sugar and a teaspoon of vanilla essence ah just so we're clear i only added a third cup of sugar because my husband doesn't like things too sweet yeah then why would you then why would you my mom ordered a custom backpack this is what came [Laughter] i'd buy something like that though i don't i wouldn't even hate it i would buy something like that i like it my text yeah what does it say dr dry's two pack cute hanger with fork spoon in bear shape three pieces one set now see that's cute and all until you realize the bear has a well it's got something i'm not sure if i like it philosophers must have had no hoes just sitting in the crib and thinking about life socrates had a whole wife and kid but he just neglected him to think all day who is socrates i'm sorry so crates what about crates there's a lady at this joint that talks so rudely with customers very disappointed hello we just want to let you know that our store is closed since december 2017 and it's still under construction sorry we don't know where you had this experience at little caesars delinquent noun what does it mean delinquent person can go ahead and dodge your eyes and cross your t's at the end of that for you i could guess what delinquent might mean for yourself google ain't gonna tell you delivery drivers of reddit what was the most suspicious looking parcel you've delivered mods mods mods bam bam bam this is clearly a threat i'm sorry you have to come at this point in your life but please do not do it reported and downvoted yeah so i delivered to a trap house that was weird don't tell me this poor woman is filling up just oh she's filling up the cap oh even i know not to do that and i'm terrible with [Music] it's gonna take you forever oh man classic door stopper not stomping at the door joke yep go ahead close the door see what happens it's gonna ruin the paint does not stop any door how'd you throw your phone in the air how'd you do that throw your phone in the air it's drones yeah no but how'd you do that you throw your phone in the air in the sky maybe all right man's at an atm what do you got going on are you good are you okay oh oh you poor s oh you're having a bad day and that just made it worse oh my god oh i can't stop watching it's a car crash in slow motion that bottle just decided it wanted to ruin your life oh my god have you ever seen a homo sapiens yeah it's all one one to the zoo i saw one once at the zoo flat earthers spend 20 thousand dollars trying to prove the earth is flat accidentally prove it's a glow checkmate if everybody in the world dropped out of school we'd have a much more intelligent society jaden no we actually that's the exact opposite jaden smith mackenzie and i made cookies ah you made something definitely not cookies though yeah flour is apparently extremely necessary it's not optional i don't know what you made but cookies is not one of them man who can't stop being in fields of horses is in prison again let me guess why why was he in prison what do you do can i take a stab at it maybe something about fields of horses this artwork on the american theme floor where one of my friends live you can't hear it right now but my patriotism is at peak peak levels right now my patriotism reaching levels i've never thought it could reach looking at this american image love it when my girl takes pics of me yeah when your girl takes pics of you yes you can say she's always by your side like your right hand man huh it's funny because it's his hand he's the one taking the picture so i heard it was fine putting your phone in the microwave to charge it my charger broke yesterday my battery was pretty low so i thought i'd give it a go this happened i see that's why sh why he should have gotten a nokia just would have made a demon spawn instead of you know blowing up like that been in hard traffic for 20 minutes when i got to the source if it turned out it was just a cyclist on a mountain he road dead but he's peddling real slow too just a gloat ma'am you realize you only need one basket this is just a little obtuse and unreasonable genderqueer teacher gets sixty thousand dollars to colleagues don't call her they hey wait a minute you're about to get fined 60k for calling them they see how i watched my tongue [Laughter] only true gays tm make being gay their entire existence like if you've never been to a pride parade are you really even gay people need to stop defending mayor pete because he's a homosexual man pete that's that sure is a last name okay all right i'm hooked on phonic style pronounce this last name buddha gig that's the best you're gonna get out of me you're not gonna get any more i'm not that's that's the most effort i'm putting into that last name pete buda gig if he has a problem you can come to me personally and tell me pete buda gig doesn't have any pete buda gig doesn't show any overt gay pride on his instagram buddha gig in the four years since he came out of the closet he hasn't posted any pictures attending a single pride parade if pete doesn't upload a 10-minute long 4k video of him sucking weiner he is not gay post plenty of pictures of his buddha gag though iceberg ocean iceberg melts ocean ocean levels remain the same well that was fun at the very bottom i just received my iphone i bought online but i think they forgot to bite the apple you actually buy it yourself in the new ios 11 update that's why i'm not downloading snapchat instagram facebook social media and others like that because i do not want to get kidnapped and talk to random strangers you have a youtube channel under your name no just button alias this isn't a face paul my man's training for the big game he's at a bowling alley playing bowling on his ipad he is training remember the first clip you saw that clip of the man bowling and failed doesn't want to end up like him [Laughter] what do you see old man what do you see old timer how do people know what rhodes to take before google maps was made they used maps what no i said before google maps i know what you said women are hashtag women are wrong women are amazing men are and we got men are stupid men are dogs and men are pigs well it looks like you scrolled down because when the top posts have more than just 5000 this is where my conspiracy theory comes and you type women are you have 63k and 29k but in the menard looks like he had to i got a time to do some science i'm about to debunk this stupid reddit post hold on i'm about to game theory your entire world op i don't know who posted this but i'm challenging you all right i've opened up instagram search i'm typing in women are all right the top posts for me are women aren't funny let's type in men are if i get men aren't funny i'll be very happy in the top post after that our men are stupid so i guess that's fair but my top post was women aren't funny and i think that was hilarious that was the funniest thing i could have read doing this experiment nice try morgs says 1909 says 1927 after 45 minutes that's why you got to cover your bases couch slash sofa 250 dollars slightly used couch soft gray no pets eight pounds that in the background so that petter is at a statue both fellow christians since atheists worship satan and america is a christian nation should we deport all atheists to north korea or china please get back to me soon fellow christians bless up hi number neighbor who is this i'm your number neighbor my heart number neighbor our phone numbers are one digit apart from each other so how did you get my number you've texted a boomer i need you to stop right where you're at painting over roadkill looks like they did there's nothing funny i could say here that's just plain laziness send me a picture of yourself or anyone else and we'll sketch it for you that's not sketching that's not sketching at all it says the same energy as those anime layouts that they pull from google images and sell for five dollars selling goated twitter layouts contact me for more info shutterstock a good pirate never takes another person's property i'm not sure disney fully understands what a pirate is would never say anything about a bad pirate yarg joe biden says poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white k joe you did not say that joseph joey bag of donuts you did not say what i think you said that brings us to the end of our slash facepalm and if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from mk and as always i'll be seeing you you

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Length: 13min 19sec (799 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 30 2019