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when you're in public and you have to cough but it's the middle of 2020 i would rather whip out my ding-dong at this point yeah that sounds about right [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash cursed comments hiya just got fan art sent to me via twitter pm from user stick to red bull that's so sweet and incredibly well done wait a minute was i supposed to be lexi there hold on let me see if i can get an impression going here what's up guys and welcome back to mk nope that wasn't the right impression i apologize everyone i apologize [Laughter] oh no i made everyone so mad i apologize let's get to it shall we when you partied too hard last night and now you have to clean up the litter when you partied so hard you kidnapped multiple children oh yeah we've all been there i'm a grown 20 year old male and i still sleep with my stuffed bear i've had him since i was a small child i love him so much he's ugly but so comforting and he's perfect as a pillow i'm 22. still sleep with the teddy bear my dad bought me the day i was born rip dad hi 22 i'm dad wow thank god that was from the dad joke spot can someone wish me a good night i hugged my parents before i went to sleep and told them good night but they forgot to tell me good night back can someone wish me a good night death awaits in the darkness ah thanks so much good evening to these frog cupcakes only us father for we seek death nether portal build haha shaped like peepee explains the we need to go deeper achievement i just died unicorn man puppet i very much doubt that because you posted a comment when you're on a date and you start talking about your hobbies you are losing the woman yes but no is the number her age oh no no no no no no no why does every anime slash manga have a beach episode because mind your own freaking business that's why the law of the land also excellent choice of anime loved world war ii still waiting for the third season don't worry you won't have to wait much longer message to all bisexuals don't say your bi if you haven't had sex with a bicycle guess i'm bisexual then great oh yeah same actually it's not quite as awkward as you would expect you just gotta try it the perfect advertisement doesn't exist oh he got her arm in the divorce damn he must have had some pretty good lawyers to get her arm there are more atoms in one teaspoon of water than there are teaspoons in the atlantic ocean not if i can help it proceeds to buy spoons to throw into the ocean and fuel the turtle's heroin addiction god speed crash ha if it doesn't have a barcode that means it's free right hmm i don't see any barcode on you does that mean you're free later pulls up sleeve no oh i see all right then have a good day bark bark bark wolf wolf bark bark this is wonderful i am horny now oh god i'm gonna use that for so much stuff now how would the world be if corona was sexually transmitted we'd have to find out who screwed a bat oh oh oh that was randy marsh blurst monsters inc all right okay looks pretty normal oh no teen takes bbc big blue you're such a good boy very dangerous and dumb you always see this where they're happy and everything but it's only a matter of time then they'll lose control and hurt you yes they might be tamed but they are still russians run bear before it's too late how overweight my aunt's dog is how is it not dead it ate the grim reaper me types abortion google okay bing oh my freaking lord fetus delete us ye does the fetus abortion completis said dr cletus all right i'm gonna be honest with you if i ever go to the hospital or anywhere else and a doctor cletus comes to greet me i'm going to a new hospital why the hell is there a birthday candle for zero nobody turns zero years old it's for abortion cakes [Laughter] oh i get it it's funny what netflix cuties really should have been about reality no another air buddies movie 20 year old me after finding out tweety is male oh my freaking god what the actual heck for real don't do that don't ruin my childhood all these years jerking off does this mean i am gay yes it means you are gay very gay also it's a bird tweety is a bird so what does that really make you a gay furry i rest my case folks let's move on at peta if you respond i'm buying 100 cows and i'm gonna boil them alive thanks for your support complete your donation now look as fun as it is to mess with pita i want to remind everybody out there that they kill more animals than animal shelters alright let's keep going anime lied to me when you see boobs in real life but blood doesn't run out of your nose those bastards lied to me instead blood starts to run out over your penis are y'all [ __ ] leaking hello it's me helium i am a noble gas noble oh shoot wait this is funny this humor is so freaking advanced yet so kaboom that's what japan said i had a little bit of a hard time reading that i'm not gonna lie to any of y'all boomers it's those masks making me unable to breathe properly also boomers i love using my portable cancer rainbow doggo he rolled in chalk now he is the art forbidden cotton candy what do you mean forbidden no one can see what's going on inside the walls of your house you can do whatever you want why shrek is one of the most diverse movie series of all time body positive gays trans latinos racial commentary interracial marriage commentary on privilege milfs can i just stop for a moment to say that's not interracial marriage that's interspecies a little bit different it's like if i married a cow pretty sure those are porn categories oh yes racial commentary porn did i stutter i prefer commentary on privilege porn but okay oh yeah daddy give me that dirty white privilege oh yeah white privilege all over me there's probably a couple that's met each other on the pornhub comment section i met my wife on chat roulette true story dude we all met your wife on chat roulette oh are you a chicken because you're impeccable are you a chicken because i want to comment you the what of course i know him he's me somebody get this man a chicken no please don't get that man a chicken as a matter of fact none of you are allowed to ever have a chicken or eat chicken from here on out you're banned florida zoo fires zookeeper after she was caught moaning in lunchroom while chimpanzee sucked on her toe why they calling me a chimpanzee no what i want to know is why they calling zack out like this regular folks netflix and chill the swiss imax and orgy yeah catch me at evangelion 3.0 in these freaking beds that six hour nightmare's never gonna stop who's clapping the movie's not over who's clapping anyway who claps at movies government we can open the schools kids are responsible enough to avoid spreading covet to each other kids when they cough timmy uses splash it was super effective unvaccinated kid fainted believe me give it a week and that's not all the unvaccinated kid's gonna be doing losing five dollars isn't such a big deal but finding five dollars on the street can make your whole day but earning five dollars from the street can make your whole week look don't you shame me i had to eat somehow hey number neighbor what's that we have the same phone number except one number off oh yeah so do you like spaghetti i freaking love spaghetti dude that's awesome my other number neighbor hates spaghetti well has he ever had it with garlic bread i don't know i'll ask no he never has tell him to try it with garlic bread okay be right back he said he doesn't like garlic bread doesn't like garlic what is he a vampire i don't know be right back he says he isn't a vampire that's exactly what a vampire would say my number neighbor sent me a jojo meme about how erect he was honestly your story's better my friend pokemon aren't real me pikachu use bubonic plague yikes super effective enemy europe fainted i showed this to my grandma grandma versus shampoo good at cleaning smells good makes you happy falls over in the shower absolutely true i freaking died at falls in the shower part grandma did too no she just broke her hip come on please for frick's sake petition for media to use this picture of felix instead of the trashy one as his default picture looks like he is at a funeral but is secretly happy the person died 20 000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky you would not believe your eyes if twenty thousand tethered flies hoisted my corpse into the sky wholesome darkness i am the darkness oh you want cuddles okay i give cuddles but i am still the darkness oh zang lee stop that's not food no why season 4 episode 37 frame 808 out of 2016. logan paul be like oh man starbucks bans porn on wi-fi you porn bans starbucks in its offices counter-strike but i like getting a fap with my frap careful not to mix the two it already comes mixed how can someone both insult and compliment someone at the same time you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends gee thanks dad big brain time karen ninja and adolf hitler oh good lord what's about to happen if you get rid of the ninj in ninja you're left with a add dolph to the end of this a and you'll get adolf put the word hitler after this and you'll get adolf hitler you can't spell adolf hitler or ninja without an a which proves that they are the same person and that all gamers are therefore nazis bruh don't you dare compare one of the greatest gamers to ever exist with ninja there it is there it is yep i knew that one was coming god damn it i don't mind mosquitoes sucking my blood i've got plenty to go around what annoys me is the need to inject the itch juice into my skin like i'm already feeding you why are you being such a [ __ ] imagine if i slapped my mom every time she made me dinner change mom to wife and take out the imagine if and you have me and with that ladies and gents we've come to the end of yet another insane video apologize for the length on this one i kind of went off a 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Id: 2ECGCL2zvAg

Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 18 2020