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[Music] what does this picture mean to you it means short people stop you from getting lit oh my god i think i've got to talk with my girlfriend for a moment [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're gonna be taking a look at r slash cursed comments oh no i made everyone so mad i apologize let's get to it shall we the immortal queen remember kids dying is gay i wish my cat wasn't gay me using my disposable camera to steal my older brother's girlfriend in 1991 jokes on you who knows where those lips had been that day it cost six dollars to visit the grave of karl marx where's that money going to it's in a private cemetery in london the trust in charge charge an entry fee for the whole cemetery to go towards its upkeep this is capitalism where is communism in the grave a couple in the 1800s try not to laugh during their picture so wholesome watch him hit her when she doesn't make dinner my dad explaining a math problem for the 374th time me trying to see the paper through a blur of tears dude that was me every goddamn day minus the dad part that one hit me right in my childhood almost as hard as your dad don't mess with your wife a 51 year old woman was attacked in her bedroom by a hitman hired by her husband she wrestled him bit him in the genitals hit him with his own hammer and choked him while offering to call an ambulance if he admitted who hired him at first i thought this was a before and after picture if these boxes are identical why does the top one look happy and the bottom one surprised wrong whole horoscope you will eat today zodiac people africans be like oh god damn it so a woman in australia found one of the biggest huntsman spiders ever recorded oh nice they're almost getting big enough to screw now it would have cost you zero dollars not to say this and yet you did we're gonna have to ask slazzo if these are a regular occurrence near his apartment complex pre-internet redditers what did you masturbate to there was an unwritten rule between the people who bought magazines and the people who couldn't or were too afraid once you were done with the magazine you left it at the train station or bus stop humanity is beautiful sometimes the circle jerk of life the jerkle of life if you will does this belong here five little hitlers jumping on the bed nursery rhymes for children 3d animation five little hitlers jumping on the bed one fell down and started a world war mom called a painter and he said no more hitler's in the art school what is your personal slogan if things go bad i can always kill myself thanks for the good advice a giant foreskin wipe under your balls and smell it now do you think you deserve a good woman a good woman would lick it clean oh tim tim dude oh that is freaking not right today i learned liam neeson was once a school teacher but got fired because a student pulled a knife on him and neeson punched him oh my god that's a pretty normal reaction to have though kid should have brought a double-bladed lightsaber oh damn it when you've killed five zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy loot bags yeah forget that legendary new weapon it's all about the mars bars dad how do i know if a girl likes me i don't even know if your mom likes me why he has a giant boner he loves his son oh god damn dude peta is probably the craziest charity out there probably name any other charity that kills 85 to 95 percent of its rescues make a wish foundation i like you well i wouldn't say the make-a-wish foundation directly kills the people it's supposed to be helping unlike peta that does directly do that is it useful to wear a mask let me explain if you walk around nude and someone pees on you you'll get wet if you wear pants and someone pees on you you're kinda protected if the guy peeing also wears pants he pees in his pants and you don't get wet now do you understand the principle instructions unclear drank someone's piss where in the world did you get drinking it from i can't believe they gave me a naked girl instead of a fridge dear mom and dad tokyo is a frightening place well at least they gave you something to put your meat in wow you know i need a little bit more alcohol what's something illegal that you've done and gotten away with so you know how some people have bowls of candy with the take one sign out for halloween well i [ __ ] a dead moose well how about this did you know that pigeons die after sex well the one i [ __ ] did hold the jesus christ up jesus picks up the wine this is my blood jesus picks up the bread this is my body the guy eating the mayo holy music stops the guy eating the chocolate moose jokes on you i'm into that crap now that's a job i don't mind national geographic cameraman found filming couple having sex states that humans are technically animals and that it's his job to do this now now he's got a point film's murder victim help me cameraman can't interfere this is nature my guy neighbor's wife has found corona positive husband is fine gonna go get myself tested i'm hella scared pray for me neighbor's wife tested positive why are you getting tested christ said love thy neighbors yeah but he didn't say love thy neighbor's wives at least not that much netflix and chill hulu with cthulhu amazon prime and commit a crime imax and climax blockbuster and cockthruster youtube and whoops forgot lube oh god it's the entire story my man can't catch a break let's make this a netflix show let's do it hell yeah with extra twerking 11 year olds geez netflix chill dad santa's in mom's bed me oh wow santa ate all my cookies and drank my milk my dad at 2 am my brother nutted in the milk glass once let's just say we all knew santa wasn't real that christmas oh god that's gross i didn't know nutella was red oh yeah dude totally it's always been that way octopuses okay can fit through any gap larger than their beak what a beautiful octopus two questions first how wide is an octopus beak second what is the maximum diameter of the human [ __ ] oh i know the answer to this one it's roughly two raccoons wide my first oh crap moment as a child it was my grandpa's first oh crap moment as a kid too but for slightly different reasons oh i get it man keeps riding penis man graffiti on everything in arizona city my goals are beyond your understanding penis man penis man does whatever a penis can slings as nuts any size always aims for your eyes here comes the penis man i feel like they missed out on putting a circumcised line in there somewhere always aims for your eyes oh my god he's circumcised look out here comes a penis man it's a mask you're not being asked to shove a jar of pickles up your ass puts jar of pickles back in pantry what is that thing approaching the building it's a bird it's superman it's a plane hey i saw this 19 years ago ah i play video games for the plot the plot widowmaker samus commander pons katana god damn please don't post this in november pond's nearly finished me i'm thankful for all of the different ways that we can eat potatoes kowalski analysis kowalski anal yes i cannot imagine how nervous gordon ramsay's wife must get before he eats her okay you call this a coochie my grandma's is better and she's dead yeah you would know gordon look you're going to hell oh my god you too seconds after this picture was taken i feel like this would be the start to a great lesbian porno well since we're both going to hell let's find another way to sin don't put a scale in the bathroom and not expect me to weigh myself before and after pooping to calculate how big my poop was then chart those findings so i can determine my average poop size just crap on the scale dumbass simplicity is the ultimate in sophistication you're on a bridge and a train is heading towards five innocent people if you do nothing they'll die but you have the opportunity to push the fat frick to make it six what would you do make it seven every family member needs to be in a photo oh pocket snack when you give dora the explorer the wrong directions and she ends up getting shot by the albanian border police sniper no sniping screaming frick while having sex is like screaming solve while taking a test oh yeah solve me daddy i feel like that's what you're supposed to say to your psychiatrist when you guys have a major breakthrough judge do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth me no what do i do power move of the century i looked this up because i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you're instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail trials speed run spiders don't have muscles in their legs they move them using a hydraulic system powered by their own blood pressure when they die their legs curl up because the pressure is gone so every spider is basically just eight walking boners i hate that september october november and december aren't the 8th 9th and 10th months whoever messed this up should be stabbed good news did you know the cheetah can stay eight hours at the same position my grandfather who stayed in a vase for 35 years are you challenging me it's time to battle who broke his streak fifty shades of exodia summon me daddy delete this comment right god damn now the correct response if putin offers you tea what did he put in the tea cesium 137 you have to add three different toppings what are they mine pepperoni sausage and roasted peppers i've read the word come so many times it's lost all meaning are you winning son no some guy keeps kicking my ass and calling me bitchnugget he says he screws my mom every night damn right i do [ __ ] nugget can someone explain why i couldn't see my minecraft girlfriend after my uncle died i wish coronavirus started in las vegas because what happens in vegas stays in vegas he's too dangerous to be left alive except herpes that crap will follow you home marvel infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history me i loved this episode you know johnny smashed velma or fred or scooby 25 years of ads peeled away a warning this guy died while working at a store in brazil they just covered his body with some beach umbrellas so they wouldn't have to close for the day who the heck gave this a wholesome award and with that ladies and gents we've come to the end of yet another insane video apologize for the length on this one i kind of went off a little bit always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time i'll catch you later

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Length: 11min 48sec (708 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 02 2020