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[Music] we have a controller is this like a neck pillow what is this also does the d-pad really go there a b c and d nice you know what no this is a pro gamers controller i may i might just be uh too unexperienced to understand that this is the peak of gaming this ad was meant to depict how much the tiger had grown in 10 years instead it looks like [Laughter] [Applause] in 10 years she was gone guess who set the alarm off at a movie theater today men's room was around the corner and down a hall well to be fair like i said yeah to be fair that's not your fault uh but there is a push part open the men's room and i think you should have realized that i think you should have realized oh this is weird why are the doors different in how they open that just seems like a waste of funds maybe that's just your fault guy let's alphabetically order the floor numbers [Laughter] listen when we start our journey we begin the eighth floor okay then we go down to the 11th floor then the fifth floor but then let's backtrack a little bit get right to the first floor and then you better have a good vertical leap because you're getting right to the 14th floor you gotta love it [Music] [Laughter] experience anal uh no thanks um i'd like to get to know you a bit better [Laughter] anti-animal cruelty club but when you put the hood down animal cruelty club ah anus kitchen finger lickin pocket lovin good food and it's possibly the most important apostrophe i've ever seen because it's actually a news kitchen [Laughter] you know let's just keep it anus kitchen make it make it uh make it nice for the kid for the family for the whole family you know 18 to 20 wait wait a minute now just hold on wait a second i have a i have a very big concern as to why the the age 18 to 24 is that little baby maybe just not have the the people there you know but maybe maybe i'm asking too much also that's a really weird looking graph [Laughter] lauren keeps the look neutral by stacking books back to front just looks like a bunch of woods on the back you know i appreciate that that's not that's not crap but design that's industrialness you wanted to look like it's one solid shelving unit i appreciate your uh your ingenuity lauren who the frick thought glass bathroom stalls would be a good idea oh no can you see me oh my god someone got paid to put those in too it's all with these design reddits i always like to think about the fact that someone got paid to do this and then you had to remember someone went to go check the job went oh yeah that's good gotta love it funclownforkids.com why is it in blood font why is it in blood font sorry boys it turns out women are actually better drivers than men does she know she's in the back seat in the photo braille numbering on a bumpy surface i'm trying to find the room number but i'm reading about lasagna recipes this isn't quite right am i at a hotel or a kitchen i can't tell i'm sorry that's mean spirited but they're stupid okay the people who put this on the wall on a bumpy surface braille on a bumpy surface is like going through speed bump after speed bumping a school zone it's just pointless after two or three okay that's not how you guys look at things you guys eyes don't shift off to your body huh yeah me neither this just certified blank has completed the course child abuse i am now a certified child abuser mom and dad are going to be so proud do not exceed 20 children you hear that octomom no more you stopped at eight have any more we're coming over there we're taking some away we're going to facilitate the funds of children to somewhere else probably i don't know like tom cruise could use a could use a kid oh no someone like tom cruise maybe holly berry just you're not allowed to have this many kids in your vicinity look closely between the 7.5 and 8.0 yeah see something's wrong here and that's why i failed math it's because that was the ruler i used it wasn't because i'm a bad student this is not a crime scene but a hospital hallway why would you do that to a hospital i am stegosaur also what's up with the rings on her fingers like she's got a bunch of waffle fries on her hand it's a very strange outfit madam this is it bro that's minecraft creeper [Laughter] look at the dead face on this model by the way is that a real person i just looked at the price oh balenciaga you're disappointing me now you're selling it for 5 300 balenciaga i love you but why why would you do that to look like minecraft creeper rejected flag of the eu 2002. looks like my tv lost signal [Laughter] that's terrible let me just take a sip of coffee and gouge my eyes out wait that's the unsee cup that's how you unsee yo that's intentional an unfortunate logo for a fitness center [Laughter] fat forever oh damn dude put that away there's children on that bus look at him he's smiling about he's like go on and look go on and look you'll never have anything quite as impressive and you know what it smokes too demonstrated above is a new fire signal box that locks the hand of the alarm center until released by a policeman or fireman with a key thus deterring the sending of false alarms yeah but what if there's an actual fire your face screams up this would go terribly when your security gate is a ladder unless it's electrified in which case it is a zappy ladder it took me about 10 seconds to realize that's actually a window why would you that's like a horror game sized window like someone's gonna peek to the side of that and run off to the sun i'm gonna go i'm gonna like get scared keep the blinds down son facebook is pushing that share of memory junk where they make custom videos out of your old photos to boost engagement and i literally just got shown a bunch of happy cartoon characters dancing on my mom's grave most love photo from 2016. oh that makes me sad the clock hands don't glow what time is it you tell me could be 1 30 could be 9 15. they'll never tell oh look it's a family tree we got hubert and agnes fabian and yet marley and guy wait thomas lucy daniel megan and claire yo look at that full family tree hey wait a second chop it down chop the tree down 168 dollars for this jeans and that's just uh that's those aren't real jeans that's just fabric you found in the dryer i'm gonna wear those i'm gonna wear those to vidcon hey guys i'm here [Laughter] i'm good bro i'll throw the james charles look in full swing my cheeks will be in full swing bro the lock fumbled key swallower yep it's a small price to pay for salvation advertising plus size leggings with a small model on one leg instead of getting a plus sized model [Music] wow the library is now selling free coffee for one dollar make up your mind is the coffee free am i paying for the mug am i paying for the plate what am i paying for with this free coffee the cup it comes in is the coffee itself free or am i just is this a convenience fee what what's going on the lines printed on my butter dish are soluble in butter how's wait butter dissolves things my school locker can't even fit my backpack because of those shelves that's uh that's a real shame just ask your principal hey teach can i uh can i take this can i take these shows down so i can fit my book bag in there you know say oh i don't know look to hey get out of the way get out of the way there's a train track she can't she's in the motivational photo she's gonna get run over by the train and it's gonna say look for the funeral [Laughter] oh my god minnie no oh go on turn on the light and now that you have [Music] my name is minnie mouse lord of darkness this hotel has a mirror on a mirror just why it's the beard mirror see the shave your beard it's to shave your beard this mug i made for my dad when i was eight go on father drink from the nana mug please i made it for you pops a shirt meant to say dope but now i only see pedo only one of these will save your life it doesn't matter who you click with happy pride amsterdam i mean yeah but if you know you're going to help me if i don't wear my seatbelt when you start flying national geographic magazine that warns about danger of plastic bags comes inside a plastic bag that is inside a plastic bag it just makes their point you know it's just proving the point hey kid wanna stop eh i don't know man i think i'm gonna keep going queen of hearts wait a minute what i don't like these i don't like these at all question of the day what should cost less a gallon of gas or a gallon of milk yes no well which is it oh nice the documentary um what did they remake bob the builder that's my question hold on what was bob the builder remade why would they do that bob the builder was perfectly fine i'm looking this up right now they messed with bob i'm moving on from this post but first let's read what's going on 911 mass murder in the sky well murdered by my dog listen i want to appreciate this pose but i'm just really mad that they tainted bob the builder jesus cares but what it says is jesus scares ooh it's spooky what is that oh it's intentional i really thought some dude who had the hershey squirts came on and painted like andy warhol i i really thought someone took the browns to the super bowl and just jacks and polished the counter as collateral [Laughter] t makes shutter stock everything but why would you keep why wouldn't you just buy the photo really shutter stock oh my god hey now wait a second what's the what what's the hold on that's terrible that's that's neat to look at like it's cool in your head but in reality it's impractical the sliding door company has doors you have to open they don't slide i feel ripped off you know in comic book magic it doesn't matter how that door is placed because she can just break through the mirror and go into the new realm the brazilian vaccination mascot looks like kkk oh my god let's see the men's and hey that sign's intentionally misleading you're going to have ladies going into the men's room and the men's going into the ladies room we're going to have screams of deep and high varieties wait wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute this isn't right they're in different hey okay your recycling's gonna get all messed up up reason for the season i don't understand what's uh what's what the design crappiness is on this one oh i see treason for the season oh no she has one precious life will your dinner take it [Music] [Laughter] yes let's see here so we have the music button that's a solid turn turn the volume down just turn it down watching my walmart cashier struggle to simply spell water w it gets gets w just like uh and then the dude's like a press a sir i don't know if i should it doesn't help that the uh keypad's all destructive like that which setting will stop freezing my milk solid before it was set to cold so i changed it to cold ah yes i see clearly you want to set it on cold oh this one's making my brain swell up a little bit don't worry about it we only printed 20 000 copies our first run we'll get it right next time find the area of the shaded region um alright you would think that choosing a batman character to be on the joker card would be easy [Laughter] disabled toilet you can only use it if you can bunny hop in your wheelchair to get up there he's seen some things none of them pleasant now that's a thousand-yard stare if i've ever seen one hmm something doesn't seem quite right about that handicap ramp i walked into the restroom and for a second thought i was supposed to pee in that thank god it was just for a second because it's quite obviously not something you're supposed to pee in so this barbecue joint we liked went out of business but instead of getting a new sign they just did this to him i can't stop thinking about it ah well you know what they say you can put lipstick on a barbecue joint it's not gonna make it any prettier wait that doesn't sound right pretty sure trains don't move that way they do when they're having a bit of an emergency you have to pay attention on these stairs in a cinema holy crap that's a lawsuit in waiting kill me kill me this has the same energy as a grandfather printing out gifts best friend oh no best friend someone's trying to chloroform you run how the hell do you win this one everybody in this popeye's ad thumbnail looks somewhat dissatisfied with what they're eating well they're going with truthful advertising then we're run men what the world minus twenty percent the click to zoom function on this picture actually makes the image smaller bravo bravo the new ubuntu installer logo looks like it got snapped rather than the pixels coming back to form a circle the thing that sets me off the most is that the white circle in the center is still there on one of the cubic parts oh no every single dang time i try to go to the next question i go back by mistake oh that's just embarrassing it's embarrassing design you can tell he's fallen on hard times the poor bastard yes i am human with human wife and i do sleep like humans do that much is obvious mgm jungle safari yeesh that is one wide kangaroo oh my god that's almost as bad as carpeted bathrooms it is so close dinner and a show wait that's not right they've got a lot of faith in the human race on this one no no ugh would it really have been that difficult just to have the letters placed normally because i don't think so we are family we love we do really loud we forgive oh oh that's even worse than live laugh love into the ploop into the ploop welcome to the philippines man your commute just got that much more fun it's like a video game now you've got obstacles t-rex i don't i don't think so a pro-life booth at a teacher convention is giving away fetus erasers i guess they missed the irony discover the world of tushy grandma no apparently that's an ad for waterproof mattresses i don't think that's water though complete the venn diagram more like read between the lines you horrible test this clock face has 72 minute dots most jobs don't require you to know how to count i know that much hey dinner and a show wait no that's still not right so there's this new student life simulation app and the ad shows that you can get your boyfriend to supposedly have 19 abs each one of them hides an extra leg just like in the philippines sometimes you need a little bit of pizzazz in your commute together we're stronger dare to have courage over covet 19 and stand against fear with us today that's not how you're supposed to do it though alliance that's that's that's wrong mouse and rat glue okay but that is an elephant and that's jerry and also that's wrong kid's learning book shows three ducks for the color yellow guess they ran out of ideas that much is very plain to see perfect just the services i ordered ad for piano key labels with all the keys mislabeled oh yikes you were so close wait wait a minute something's not quite adding up here could i uh get an order of chips uh no chips though please the ticket offices in a stadium of my country measure 1.3 meters so everyone had to bend over designed by oompa loompas or what hmm i don't think that's how brains are supposed to be situated in one's skull this juice apparently contains polonium oh dear the instructions on my instant oatmeal any other color would have been better oh my god are you sure they're actually there at all it could have been any other color than yellow oh oh no these ones look like sevens uh what ones all i see are a bunch of sevens and some slightly skinnier sevens bad font choice somewhere in the somewhere in the what in the what universe excuse me the drinks menu in a berlin thai restaurant i'll take an asian child please make it a double this packaging is dangerous oh is that supposed to be body wash oh be very careful there all right am i am i preheating the 375 or am i preheating it to 400 because i'll need to know i'm starting to panic great news you can watch this anywhere anytime looks like you're not on your campus wi-fi at this time our providers only allow content to be viewed on campus oh i'm gonna scream not a fan absolutely not a fan who was in charge of this patriotic american shirt has russian fighter jets on it oh boy warning danger outbreak of fantastic new jobs no thanks i'm gonna look elsewhere oh that's one unfortunate advertisement wow just wow why this laptop keyboard with a white splatter paint design making it look like it's covered in dust and dandruff yeah i don't know why they would need to add that to the keyboard when it's going to look like that in a week anyway iphone cass samsung case oh come on he used to be 540 pounds now he looks unrecognizable yeah i'll say he looks unrecognizable what the heck paint that looks and smells like juice there's literally a picture of juice on the box do you want kids to drink the paint because that's how you get kids to drink the paint oh but they've got a pineapple flavor now though i don't think this exhaust is even functional i'm from spokane i know where that is and i can guarantee you it's not that's not how walking works hey you don't know he might be some kind of four-footed freak just let him live his life what that was wild what's it mean though 10 off cats and dogs all flavors and sizes can i get blue raspberry black widow no i don't think so this poster in my school cafeteria is so badly designed they put arrows so you can read it correctly do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do wow they could have just arranged it normally high school opioid abuse makes shaq happy 1 out of 12 high school athletes have abused painkillers [Laughter] shack no obviously the best way to wash the floor and you can wash your hands at the same time it's a win-win design guys can't tell you how many times i've stuck it in the wrong way come on man microwave safe dishwasher safe hand wash only do not microwave please is it safe or is it not i need to know before i make a horrible mistake hiding money inside something that could easily wind up in the fireplace ah yes the secret firewood safe that's not a bad idea at all art department oh the font kills you the font automatically makes me lose any respect i had in your establishment when where and how to plant to find your local frost-free date click on this link alright i will get right on that i always want it to be a knee oh same great now we'll get our chance i thought she peed herself for a sec wait she didn't these studios are getting a little bit out of hand if you ask me oh man who the heck are they marketing this to because wow the seventh annual capital well what the capital what fest found this picture in religious career aptitude book i mean who needs eyes when you have jesus that's true jesus sees all so you don't have to why worry when you can ray i mean i can agree with that ray's a pretty awesome dude what a lovely designed billboard oh no the shutterstock logo ruins it oh wait no it doesn't it was terrible enough already come on you could have just made the font what five maybe ten points smaller jesus what doesn't kill fire you makes you yeah i agree i think hey it's the burger king fun house go down there and you'll get you you'll be sold secret concoctions made by the wizard and that's his secret fun maze that you have to escape or else would we turn into a concoction oh why is there splatters i don't like that blue and red my two favorite colors signifying hot and cold no need for the actual color though just write it out for me please and thank you oh no [Laughter] oh i get that it's body paint but did you have to do it like that blank is running do not press okay please do not press the ok button and log into windows while bulb 64 installation is running the windows log on screen will appear automatically when the installation is complete okay so what 36 a b squared squared i don't know i i'm not good at math but this design is all out of whack isn't it do thine eyes deceive me is that individually packaged silverware yummy yummy finally the product i've been looking for for a guy like me hey bro what time is it half past the big toe idiot baby's first gaming keyboard bro it's not rgb but it'll do it's got keycaps it's got cherry mx these concrete benches in buenos aires designed to look soft oh wow it is too that would fool me i'd be like oh why do they have sofas out in publicly isn't it gonna rain that is some very unfortunate design that is very unfortunate ah yes a crotch level shower window exactly what i wanted listen if i want to give my neighbors a show and they're consenting an adult don't get it twisted only the old man down the road is going to be watching my show moby's crunchy chocolate corn snacks it doesn't look like it's a corn snack i'll tell you that much maybe corns in it but it's not it's not just corn hey book don't buy judge it's a cover my favorite story okay input menu volume up or a volume down volume that's a weird design that's stupid that's silly i don't like that one bit show me what you got what do we have here is that a little cabinet inside the is that like is that the sink or the shower oh it's this what but why would you have it there of all places seems like a outage waiting to happen soaking all the electrical sockets [Laughter] oh boy and that's in a kitchen setting too that's impossible to get that that is impossibly funny i love that so are dormers renovated over the summer i am only five foot seven oh and i'm six foot four i'd be kissing the top of the cabinets huh that's that's a yikes from me chief my true love has four dog that's it that's all he's got we're in two separate stalls at his company's unisex bathroom nothing but glass see part of the team synergy is to look at each other's bowel movements and try to replicate that for the fastest time how concerned are you about the zika virus thirteen percent say not at all but why is that the biggest margin i feel like that's intentionally done i don't think that's a i don't think it's a crappy design i feel like that's intentional so we got some shower instructions turn handle a upwards set your temperature by turning b push pin c to continue turning b to the left for hotter water push button d and why is this like a game of bop it just to use the shower let's use red indicate the coolest temperatures in blue to indicate the warmest oh nice that's in the 40s that's in the negative tens you know that's not how it works usually those colors and that's not how you pose for faces it looks like they tried their best they had with the they're working with what they got you know oh that would confuse us so quick his and hers but you have little like flashy arrows why would you do it like that is that so you look funky and fresh you don't you really don't hey do us a favor and stay back exactly 600 inches don't listen don't try and ask how many that is in feet we're not going to tell you 600 inches no more no less you'll get sued if you go any closer than 600 inches all right you don't want that but label is supposed to look like a tortilla but it just makes the bottle look like it's leaking nice it's exactly what i want it to look like and that's exactly what i want that snow is that snow i don't know what that is that's stone snow something but he looks like he's vomiting [Laughter] light better never than again hats that are weirdly designed like that i totally would buy just because it's a conversation starter and i love hats oh thong thai traditional thai massage nice where's the thong come in am i wearing one god i hope not oh those are that is so difficult to read why would you do that and that just feels like a who put that pillar there now my staircase reeling is no clipping through it i've seen funky mailboxes like this in florida you have like i'm sure this is like a thing everyone does but i just i've lived in florida most of my life so this is all i know um we have ones where like a mailman all rocks when we're just a tree surrounding it when we get to solve a riddle for you can open it things like that you know everyone wants to make their mailbox to feel special for their special mail all right what do we got here oh play me a funky is that an electric xylophone oh i see it can't get to the end well that's unfortunate [Laughter] oh whoa whoa whoa lightning mcqueen he got a passenger in ya and i don't like that very much cat so me are dust catch some stardust why would i want to catch some stardust that seems like it's very impractical just that in and of itself sounds like a bad a bad idea waiting to happen buddy oh hey nice look at the elevator buttons and why is why am i paying an egg is that like the bottom floor how hard is it to just have like you know a decently designed elevator button select like it's not difficult it's just something that these people choose to like gloss over for one reason or another old michelin ads oh that's kind of funky look at that they're they're wearing like monocles they're gentlemen i like that that's it's weird but i like it this pizzeria tried making a mickey mouse pizza and how'd that turn out for him oh yikes [Music] swinging a miss chief no entry entrance only yeah woman struck killed by training leo minster that's a deadly train one of a kind but there's three of yous on the shirt look at that little guy and that little cutie his eyes are a little too far off his face but that's okay all of them all the same he's my new best friend and that's not what pikachu should look like at all the roof at my bus stop provides no shade from this texas heat and rain easily goes through sick [Laughter] oh that that is i didn't even until i zoomed in i didn't realize there was anything written on it that is this oh my that is disgustingly inconvenient to read and i'm not sure what this is supposed to be that looks like turds looks like your your pet had some dysentery or something just left these droppings as an offering this scenic new york wallpaper i found while on google oh yeah look oh no oh my god jesus okay okay neat little checker pattern building what do we got here [Music] oh easy entrance huh all this gauge just to scare off people who are dumb but real big brains know that you can just sneak right through you know i don't see any problem with you trying to sell this but that seems horribly inconvenient to have a drawer in there too working from bed is one thing but that's like your office could not be your bed my friend hey all these lockers but two of those ain't gonna work buddy i'm just telling you right now show them wheat home i love sean wheat home but i don't love that smurf she looks dead in the eyes is she okay what is she on is she who gave her drugs hey a big old field here what a soccer field i don't get it the soccer field looks really weird is that what i'm supposed to be looking at here because that's a odd looking soccer field but if they make it work then bless them these poisonous chemicals mothballs are heart shaped weight and candy colored making it oh my god no way no no no no no it seems to be instructing people to ingest them yo no hey spice up my life if you say so but that's a weird looking way to advertise it i'm telling you right now there he is it's thanos leviathan wakes caliban's war abaddon's gate james a corey's oberla byrne and james osa corey why did you switch the title and name around in the final two chapters and why is there no chapter five that is not a bathroom it is a cage get it right it's an oddly aggressive tooth brushing ad don't you think brush your teeth i dare you oh poor sponge who did this to him who did this to the poor guy he didn't deserve this fate this is on a train station so everyone waiting can just see you taking a dump just how i like it baby i'll give listen i want them cheering me on going yeah you can do it you can get that poo poo out and i'll just for them i'll do it on the floor of a doctor's office if you trip on it you're in the right place nice and look at that unicorn horn exactly where it's supposed to be so bad dude secured windows on a russian van all right let's see these windows baby is that secure oh seems like it no one's getting past that but uh i lied they're totally getting past it i have to walk by this for an entire semester oh oh i'm so sorry buddy oh man you know i really it just seems so piecemealed together at that point you know hey way to warm melon i love it i love weighty watermelon it's the tastiest fruit for you and me to eat show me what you got all right that cur oh that's that doesn't look right already yep there we go there we go i knew something was gonna happen nice wee but that's not a we know that that is not a wiimote there's no motion controls on that this winter hat i ordered on wish versus the one i received while you ordered it on wish what do you think's got gonna happen hey there is your wife expecting but you belong to a satanic cult then this is the gift bag for you team lift item now caution one person is needed to lift this box well it's as they say there's no iron team but there is a me judge dismisses unequal pay claim by u.s women's national soccer team uh yeah bad choice of photos there buddy teachers who love teach children teaching to love learning uh yes the saying as old as time the best time is coffee time oh wait i read that correctly does it still belong here yes the world does revolve around me oh my god is that meant to be virus who thought this design was a good idea my love what the hell is that handle this isn't a cup this is a murder weapon four cans oh they lied with the outer packaging now stuffed with extra deceit oh my god i talked about this in a previous video but stop putting plastic on something that has a natural container i mean sure you don't want to deal with germs with other people who've touched the products but then just bring your own sanitizer come on you can do this then i wish i had a big red car said little bear i would go fast fast i would come to a big castle look i feel kid stories purposely don't make sense sometimes just because they can like hey remember adventure time if you receive an email from an unknown person with an attachment what should you do should you yes should you know should you i don't know uh yeah i don't know yeah that's one way of bringing the focus to the shirt this is like some sort of deformed pikachu kill me calculate the total cost to use these items for 24 hours at a rate of 10 cents per kilowatt an hour okay by uh my maths that is 29 cents no the correct answer is 29 cents that's the uh god we want to put the light next to the road right yeah but i also want it to be a pain for people walking or riding by the road why though oh yes how nice of this watering can to give us some measurements on the end now does anyone in the classroom need some extra time to see what's wrong here no one good moving on do love what you do what you love oh this sign really motivates me know how to welcome to an oblivious jack round where i'm looking at this image of a glass house and don't really understand what the crappy design is is it too small is that is that the problem here uh please tell me i suffer from fomo once tea always bulldog [Music] i know it's obviously once bull always dog but i prefer the other way adult blame friends you're danger risk brain teenager child it's true i hate it how adults blame friends and your danger is a risk with your brain as you're a teenager to a child if you can't understand that message then it's really your own problem hey mate can you just check the reader for me it's uh it's in the orange thing there yeah yeah uh it's just the one down down the left you see it yeah down the left yeah yeah yeah down the left mate mate it's down the left i couldn't even read this i it took me a moment to realize this is meant to be a website but like even then www.nickovnikolin.cz uh what always be wary when an apartment says it has a balcony and it usually ends up turning out like this fun fact uh depending on where you live it is actually the law that uh apartment buildings like this do require some sort of outdoor balcony space with every apartment however that's just in general not as in every specific apartment so what they'll do is they'll make all the lower levels have a large balcony space like this and then give all the other apartments tiny balcony spaces therefore allowing them to legally add as many apartment blocks as they want but you know just thought i'd like to share that information this thing says fire hydrant where's the fire hydrant is it meant to be behind this wall because i don't think fire hydrants need to be hidden away you're not meant to play a treasure hunt game when it comes to stopping a fire one heritage ever-bearing raspberry plant is 39.95 and their one-year warranty is one thousand dollars oh but don't worry they fix it with a 996 discount imagine how many customers they've likely lost because they've seen the one thousand dollar warranty and just being like nope peace of mind planner buy now and you'll receive the sister book i'm dead now what important information about my belongings business affairs and wishes god if that in a blunt reality to your situation if you're terminally ill here's some fencing in eastern country and uh it looks pretty secure ain't nothing getting in or out there so we started with orange for the walls and decided why don't we ruin the rest of the room i think this basketball court has seen better days it's actually really sad to see how many cities here are actually so bad at considering the blind i petitioned for blind people to be allowed to walk around with some sort of mallet that way if there's anything in the way of their designated footpath like those cars there well it's the car's fault for being there in the first place i know it wouldn't legally work but shut up let me have my thing oh god did someone make a basketball court out of just grass do they understand physics and how that's a terrible idea also is this like at an angle or is it just me i think i had a bit too much coffee today hey it's my sister ah yes the market collecti it's a place you collect ties you see apparently at this institution 65 is the same as nothing which is terrible to know if you ever get a 65 or lower on your test this is just fine i could do 10 a.m or 2 p.m if one of those could work for you i love that the suggestions are just uh enticing you to be a bit more procrastinative with your organization no this umbrella would be great if you're trying to build up some arm muscle and hey if you get attacked on the street you got a good weapon ah yeah look i'm sure that took a lot of effort to make but it just it doesn't work maybe if it was just a cat or just a mug but not both tough on safe clogs on pipes you know that's probably the opposite of what you're trying to advertise sorry this opportunity can only be viewed in the sidekicker app you can download it from the app store or google play then why even make the website link for it a white font over a white background always works like even the teeth are white that doesn't help this is like the only time i'd encourage having yellow teeth the most i can make out is fans tans what is oh there's men there's a men there as well don't worry guys i'll get my top team onto this we're gonna find out what it says teachers have clappels whatever that is urban outfitters wanted to avoid any body issues by using an actual model for their clothing so they resorted to using a bar stool i can just imagine myself wearing this of course supreme would make this supreme we cook elementary teachers and staff you gotta save costs on stocking the canteen somehow guys look don't blame them i genuinely thought this was just creativity with sauce until it was an actual purposeful design i'm not the only one here it looks like dried tomato sauce that is not crappy design at all that's perfect it looks like he's tucked in the bed himself [Music] why don't you come in very swamp that was a terrible shrek impression i apologize red is excellent yellow is very good and green is low oh so that's x bad excellent i'm confused you're a milf mother i love forever [Music] mother's day is almost here this is as bad as that time someone told their mother that lol means lots of love and they just texted someone saying that their grammar was dead lol keel make skills because nothing says effective business strategy like referencing yourself with 3ks if we were specific about left to right this would read the number one customer in service world the retailer also someone want to mention that is not what the earth looks like and then there's the tiny sun oh this world is as well put together as how neatly the word itself was put together yikes if you invested five dollars a day for 40 years by starting at 25 you can have almost 300 000 would you all like to know why i'm an idiot because i genuinely calculated from each of these ages and after doing that literally three times it dawned on me that 40 years from age 45 and age 25 and age 35 is literally the exact same thing and for that i need to apologize i don't know why but i just i need to amazon's choice healthstick can appear before after you literally grab two different couches what even is this this is meant to be a face mask but unless you were facing them perfectly front on it's just gonna read six motherfeet people are just gonna think you have some foot fetish if they see you from like the left side oh man what have insecure men come to upcoming family event check it out nevada outdoor experience i believe that is africa sir oh who thought this was a good idea yeah hey kid it's a nice carrot you got there you want to ah you want to drain that into my bowl here just uh just don't tell your parents okay it'll be on a little secret new feature unlocked pokemon center what did i do now you can tell this was bought on ebay it's that favorite superhero movie anne of stee so like i want to wear protection but i also want to look like a work from an abattoir do you have something like that the more steps you use the less you will have iq yeah i think i'm losing iq just by trying to read that sentence also that's not how iq works dead children and animals slow the fact that this is a statement just makes it more horrifying uh honestly if people buy this they deserve to have their money taken away from them no i can't hang out today man i'm going to my turkey paranoia session yeah it's great man i use it to help me stop making terrible signs this reminds me of the kind of face you make when you're chatting with friends and they start going on about conspiracy theories like yeah man first it starts with the lockdowns and then they're gonna start taking away your rights to even go outside and then they're gonna start forcing you to get the vaccine which actually has a microchip in it and it's actually going to try and control you and telling you what to do is also going to try and kill you too so you shouldn't trust it in fact stop even using 5g it's all going to ruin your face it's going to kill your dna police ride gear the perfect gift for your toddler well you never know when you need to stop some riots in the household and what's with the obvious photoshop background and even like beat stickers like covering the eye this architectural design gives me so much pain our license is a thing cause this person needs it revoked more building fails i am so glad i don't live in this house once a mem always a bird join spur i'm going to assume they're trying to get me to be a member of something but with this design choice i think i'll pass messages would like to send a message to 31524 this may cause charges on your mobile account oh what are you trying to send [Laughter] pizza place is trying to get money in any way they can oh looks like the colonel's had a bit too much kfc himself that or needs to see a doctor because that left cheek looks like a cyst oh my god put another tally on my oblivious score please i see an old kind of decaying chair is that the crappy design has it just got terrible support kind of weird that someone would make a chair based on my own back but yeah alright okay some shipping options here we can either get it for free just on fast uh between the 9th of may and the 11th of may or or hear me out we can pay for the extra faster fee which is free uh by the thursday the 14th now i know it's a bit hard to choose so take your time i don't really want to bag out on this one they're clearly trying to reuse what they can still this is about crappy designs and this is a crappy design so it still belongs here did you know metro train passing through blocks of apartments in china i i didn't know that person who's using english as a second language but thank you and rest in peace to the people who have to sleep next to a train oh but i hope that's not a night service too love dance dream hope hope i want to revolutionize the wall sockets so you have two points but you can only use one this is by far the most disgusting elevated button system i've ever seen why even use colors is the building itself colored like this hot donut oh that's that's not a hot face that's not a hot face at all is he meant to be like a cream donut or something what's that wrapped around his cheeks i need to point out the elephant in the room though he looks like he has a ball gag the eiffel tower is very famous it's one of the tallest tower in the world it's the sun in france okay that's that's not the it's not even the eiffel tower i think you need to revise your tower knowledge there buddy also try not to put the flowers in front of the text next time you are low you ever oh are you wallow you ever do you too old design new design oh great they just made it smaller hey honey would you like me to add some black leaves to the dinner tonight i get these kind of clocks are designed to make you try and figure out the time is by using your knowledge and maths but you really can just guess the whole fact that these are clearly one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve like it's it's not that hard to skip through the actual working out the purpose of the design is pointless is what i'm saying no there's nothing wrong with this see one side of it is for looking at yourself in the mirror to check if you've got anything on your face and the other side is for you just to stare distantly at nothing and question why why am i here why am i caught in this small bathroom just staring at the white tiles in front of me where am i going in my life what am i even doing what's the point here what's the point what's the point see that's what it's for heroes work yes they do t is for turtle that's not a turtle you can tell the person who designed this did uh did not see the star wars movies i think still as a kid i kind of thought it could shoot from there too but in this photo it just looks like it's flying backwards as well so our business card to brown now what color font should we use for it to really pop a slightly darker brown you say steve perfect lock it in yeah let's put the ice and off button in the exact same space and just leave it up to the machine to figure out what we want wow fist orcs oh for goodness sake yeah man i just bought the new galaxy it's really good hey no way i've actually gotten ads for sure academy as well but mine was for photography and yep they photoshopped over someone's actual degree of something and giving you the four weeks free all that kind of stuff too yeah wow this is just amazing proof that they've just copied and pasted this everywhere oh all right let's attempt this beaumonte bill i rms beauty no that can't be it so i think the packaging is trying to say best of you but it honestly looks like they're saying best thank you may the force be with you what has any of this got to do with star wars okay even if the f is meant to stand for force like that's the company logo this is still a dumb design from the designers who brought you the hell baby bag they bring you what will be a normal summer in 20 years time seriously it's bad enough that i have to wear shorts just not to melt i can't handle anything worse hold up these are meant to be paintings did someone put a play button in front of these paintings why is it where are they just wonky i'm why would they do that a wandered you uncle a best brand it's meant to say a wonderful uncooler best friend but before criticizing this i kind of wondered if maybe this was designed by an old person who has shaky hands and now i kind of like it yeah we're number one with what looks like large aviolas and the fact that we're taking a fiery hold up is she drinking that through her nose what exactly is this graphic trying to teach us to do the number of cases for 0 to 19 is 95 45 to 64 is 573 and 65 plus who is the bright pink is 726 so they are clearly the largest number so there is something wrong with this picture yeah i wouldn't call this a flourish data visualization this is uh it's a failed data visualization oh look guys it's the distant cousin of the watering can how you doing man you're still failing to serve your purpose i see ah spice jar for your pepper or salt now i'm gonna hope those are the kind of shades that actually do let light sort of feed through so it makes the light less blinding but still bright enough to light up those areas otherwise dunkin donuts has lost my respect bite size fun jelly scented slime that what oh it's strawberry scented this is not food do not eat then why call it bite size fun don't [ __ ] tease me something tells me that this has already been tried wow they they really don't want you to unseal this surely a worker doing this at some point would have raised their hand and been like hey uh this is wrong isn't it easter friends ten boxes with organic raisins oh how cute they can either come out of a panda's stomach or out of a rabbit's pole apparently they're saying this looks like these are all whales that are bleeding to death but i mean i don't see it i just see some happy whales having some fun in the rain i don't know what do you guys think so this is meant to be a pop-up ad for someone that is a terrible design for an ad nobody ever solved this sudoku yeah hold up buddy let me try and solve your ad first when you're so keen to get that new marble tabletop for your kitchen space only to forget that's draw s for sun c for cat h for house o o l for lollipop that's all the words and they spell school forty wow five or four forty what's five [Music] this is meant to say forty two five arcade classics try me oh careful don't reach in too far it'll bite your hand off you can't beat this level this isn't even an app it's a physical object how are their levels elsa seen something [Laughter] what do you see elsa death i see blood and death now if you ever see a toaster with the size literally melting that actually proves that it's reliable and can work for a long time so you should definitely buy it you can trust me i'm a toasterologist don't let these new barns dance lines in waikiki confuse you yeah too late like how even meant to be able to keep track of where your lane is on the road is this meant to say families are now here because it seems like they're saying families are nowhere like some nihilist oh wow we a usb hub designed by an atoll this is a tiled floor and that is the floor below's window just just take that in take in the architectural prowess behind this image i hope this isn't a book about women's empowerment because it is it doesn't go in the right direction i can see how this is freaky for a kid's toy the fact that it has literally no eyeballs and just goes right into a hollow skull but when i was a kid i had so many toys that were broken like this and i still didn't even care fascinating from just 1099 a bag you can turn your grass from real to a high school multimedia project some will say this is terrible design but actually according to the law of the odyssey there is actually a black void that goes straight down the middle of the earth i actually have to give props to the author for really sticking to the material here like you know not many people do that i'm going to assume the crappy design here is the fact that the font is far too bright to go with the bright background but this was taken on a phone so i don't know if maybe that's actually affected the color contrast yeah no looked it up on netflix it's it's a terrible color choice yes nothing more serene than taking a dump and waving to your neighbor so i know if you've ever gone camping you should totally buy one of those chairs that's like a toilet but the breeze still goes up your butt it's really nice god if that doesn't make people question what i'm into you know in my experience deluxe is usually considered the uh higher tier option and ultimates for well basic but you don't feel as good buying basic so you call it ultimate instead bl paradise veggie the baby is the kid read by is the papi kadunth i'm going to assume this was printed on but even then what was the original message that was meant to be printed here it's like davinci levels of confusing well blues made a mess out of all the colors you get at shows you went with yellow and then that's where you have the stand that's a perfect move this is intentional this isn't crappy design this is intentional design and i love it made the lesser after with pb filling out my birthday i can either be born one day day two three days four days five days the 6th through the 10th 11th 12th the 13th 14th the 15th day that's most important 16th 17th 18th 19th the 20th and the list goes on and such an odd way to categorize like it's in numerical order but yes i was born on july four days that's what my website told me that lock's just gonna oh you're gonna lock the door right and then you're just gonna be able to open it right after because it's a sliding door [Laughter] nice work idiot those are some funky steps grandma has broken a hip or two going down these for sure i can already tell like on one hand i think that it's really cool looking on the other that is not practical you got to play hopscotch going down these steps you see that [Laughter] nice work idiot top half of the tv that little upper third can't look at it it's blocked off from my view on your birthday you can get away with doing get away with what get away with what bart what can i get away with doing skateboard tricks is that what i can get away with doing bart simpson this looks like a kid's birthday card i wouldn't get my child a bart simpson birthday card because i don't know if he'd appreciate bart simpson happy 10th birthday son here's bart doing a cool skateboard trick he says eat my shorts fruit magnets oh yeah we got looks like a lot of mango some cherries that's not a it was supposed to be a banana but someone snuck a corn into my banana peel ah best seats in the house can't get enough of it who heard this poor lady who who scrunched her face up into a tiny in disgra ma'am your face is in the fold of my book i am uh they didn't even split it right down the middle it looks like it went a little too far on one side oh you poor thing whoa what now how does this even okay i have a lot of questions about this one because that just seems like it was an accident to begin with that they just kind of rolled with after the fact like the sink's fine the soap dispenser that this is obviously like a um a commercial bathroom at a gas station or something that they just not wanna i'm at a loss for words here ah it's so weird apple says clean apple card with a microfiber cloth avoid contact with leather and denim looks at wallet and looks at pants huh that's why you keep it in a little case on the back your iphone bub rental car locations all right well we got uh p2 and p3 we got advantage budget dollar payload wait those are all payless and thrifty enterprise okay so that's fine and all but uh believe we've ignored the best part of this this woman's disgustingly long arms look at where the hands are holding bro right under there no thanks she can give you a handshake halfway across the airport see what what do we got here i don't know what that says but uh you got man and woman there what i don't know what exact okay someone's got to fill me in on here are those two is the man and female sign supposed to to go on that door plaque there like are these linked up in some way is that a door to the to the shadow realm it's bright it might be the stairway to heaven i can't tell i don't know what's going on in that picture did you brush your teeth today only one of them baby only one and it's the one that's smiling and blushing put cartoon flush flush label png in clipart the toilet and wash your hands hey whatever you say you get that mattress away from me i don't know what kind of matches you're selling guy but i do not want to buy any of your wares if that's the look he's going to give me no no no i know you want to sleep on this mattress nah i'm good you know it seems like every day that goes by i realize that forethought and planning is a skill and not something that people just kind of innately have what are the kids look they're all trying to study and they have a giant bar because of your stupid placement of either the light or the project you know what both both are stupid placement you're a stupid placement i want you to get the classroom the single worst clock i have ever seen i actually said aloud why i agree with you why i have no idea what i'm supposed to discern from this this isn't abstract or art this is just a mess it looks like i dropped a bunch of legos everywhere and just didn't clean it up and tacked it to the wall i hate it cover at my school that is the perfect size to not cover the benches get rained on idiot you want to sit down you pay the price dude you cracked your phone so hard it went off the phone you've cracked into reality i need you to get away for time collapses [Laughter] only betas use the stalls i a real chad will take a dump right in the middle of the bathroom i'll stare you right in the eye and ask you about your day i don't care i'm popping out hershey squirts and asking about the latest sports ball game son i'm an idiot i thought this said dvd that says dad but the letters are all messed up we got as the days go by take on me deleted video ayah the tiger breakfast club enslaved to the rhythm man deleted videos like classic it's actually you know sung by david bowie did you know that now you do okay uh i think that's the right way to hang those lights go ahead and open that door yeah there you go all right is that we're gonna stop having there's not wait i'm confused now what's going on oh no oh it's gonna turn the light off and then yeah we'll just keep the light off until you get inside and then when you close the door the light flips on that's a 200 iq play oh that is not a family portrait i wanted to see every single one of them looks like they're gonna steal my soul and sell it back to me at a high price is that supposed to be his arm why is it like extra wrinkly like a sleeve there's so much wrong with all of these their toes are all messed up this fan i hate it when the johnson's come over all right so these steps are the right shape but the design makes you feel like they're not i feel like i'm gonna trip and fall oh that's that's uh that's a little that's actually super disorientating too i don't like that one bit it looks like you tried to clean the carpet but gave up halfway through so you have all these uneven lines i i don't like it i just don't i 12 tws wireless earbuds are they that big listen if they're that big i'm not going to be able to carry them out of my pocket the entire town's going to hear my conversation i don't want that no everything um is possible yeah what office you working at guys because i think you should quit [Laughter] oh that gets a round of applause for me i love that hey honey go light a fire in the fireplace don't burn the table this time we learned that we already got scorch marks on the table dude you wanted to see what peppa looks like from the front didn't you you had to see what peppa's baby brother looked like from the front and now you know and do you regret it because i sure do you just you couldn't be fine looking at the peppa family from the side no no no no you had to be nosy and turn them to the front now you understand that the entire other side of their head is bare baron nothing it's just flesh and you that is all you are to them [Laughter] goyals [ __ ] it's my favorite shirt ladies please note you are standing on a glass floor and guests can see up from below walking there wearing a kilt no one's gonna look down that is such an awkward way to have stairs why would you do it like that you have all those stairs going up but then those just five more steps going down to level that's just level one two level two has double the stairs unmanned aircraft slash drones are prohibited no pedestrians bicycles only and let me tell you something no skateboards no skating no scooters use the stairs to east sidewalk okay how about that bicyclists are advised to walk bikes across the bridge because we got gusty winds but listen no bikes monday through friday you know what just don't even come over here don't don't even touch the golden gate don't even come over here pretty sure graphs work a bit different nah that is exactly how they work that is exactly how they work listen i'm not there for the accuracy i'm just there to watch the funny bars go up and race each other that's all i'm there for the absolute crap design of my school this is the place where every hallway intersects oh god looks like they're starting a riot welcome rangers time to find where you're supposed to go oh sweet baby jesus oh good lord oh my that is okay fun fact about me uh i am a certified appliance repairman like domestic appliances we're talking washers dryers etc i can fix this and knowing consumers that love to stuff their washer full so the washer just starts shaking crazily someone's gonna get hurt this is a safety hazard man oh my god that makes me so uncomfortable not even like the impracticality of it just the safety of it man wow hey man wanna talk to me about this dress how all bathrooms should be designed i don't care who you are i don't care who you are i don't care where you come from that is that is exactly how bathrooms should be designed from here on out let me free throw let me get let me let me shoot a three point late better never then yeah you realize your your hat makes you look stupid in case of fire leave the fire area and that's some sound advice you know in case of a fire leave the fire area that makes sense to me my guy thank you i appreciate that you get a purple heart for that quote i started walking up the left side so many times you poor soul go ahead walk right into the bush you become a pokemon that's how i broke my leg oh goodness you know it really uh it shocks me the lack of you know not even for thunder planning at this point just common sense when building these things who gets paid to do this someone has to be paid money and then the project is reviewed and then approved at no point throughout this did someone think hey someone might get hurt on this or someone did say it and got fired because it's not about being safe it's about looking neat and funny and silly i heart lot none i heart lodneno you and me both now see this i understand this where all the rats come out at night when the rats come out to find what trouble they can get up to that's where they all come out see those big ones those big grates are for the giant rats to come out they make all the rules and they need the biggest grates i completely understand this one go ahead take a look at it while you're taking your pp you see it you see the sham you feel feel it all the time parents only to continue please enter the correct answer six times two is uh uh it's a baker's dozen and you know what's a dozen you know it starts with tua and ends with elf it's a multiple of six one more than 11 less than 13 it's 12. it's 12. now how am i supposed to get that qr code now now how in the world am i supposed to get a hold of that qr code laugh a box of this chocolate you never know what you're gonna get next and that's uh you know my favorite quote imagine spending three hundred dollars for nfl tickets just to sit behind a pillar when you lean your head to the sun excuse me you mind i can't see the game and they'll understand they go yeah no you can't see the game that's fine also those are seats for the nfl feel kind of dingy hey uh you know that looks like it says no consent right really hope that's not what you meant oh oh dear you can see your whole hand through that you're going to have to feel every everything i'm not going to go into dallas very the the details but have you heard of a sock my friend because i might call for one let's see what we got here we got a we got an amputee seat a passenger seat uh not a single cup holder except this which only fits a shot glass no wtf uh can't return lean forward icon so small it's hard to see we call this the fun car hey look at that it's a little stand for your phone that's awesome hey how's my phone suddenly that big i can't take calls on that i don't want to take calls on that oh look at that actual size are they though are they that actual size i don't think they are dark navy almost black vinyl pool chairs who thinks this is a good idea go ahead and lay down on them i dare you if that's where my drinks coming from i'll be honest with you i don't want a single bit of it we'll design print for you beer money fame really you'd do that for me thanks someone just took their shirt off and pressed their bare chest against the glass of the photocopier and that's that's the picture it was me i did it this snow white ring stabs me every time it catches on something exactly as intended is that sample text oh how romantic it's perry okay let me let me let me get this straight let me break this down like a molecular level so we got the servers there then right to the side in case the you know the it guys get a little you know antsy and have to take a pee pee we got two urinals right there now let me ask you this why why i rest my case and that brings us to the end of our slash crappy design and if you like the video leave a like down below and if you want to see more content from mk do us a favor and subscribe and until next time i'll be seeing you [Applause] [Music] you

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Published: Tue Dec 28 2021