r/Cursedcomments | CURSED CORRUPTION

fascists and appears for coconuts with one finger Guinness World Records classics his poor wife yeah I mean how'd you get you can imagine he's got a powerful powerful finger what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash cursed comments my dad used to measure the diameter of my butthole in high school and make sure I wasn't having anal sex dude what an amateur everyone knows the taste test is most accurate I like what you're implying there void it's gonna move on from that man my boyfriend sleeps with the tip of his penis inside even more sleeping is this normal yeah he's charging you say wake up 100 percent in the morning duh was this your first relationship can't believe Leonardo DiCaprio yelled I'm on top of the world from the Titanic a ship now is it see it's sea level the scientifically lowest altitude in the world he was nowhere near the top he was literally at the bottom what a stupid idiot oh you're gonna freak when you find out he gets lower than that you clean ups guide dogs poo Oh every time the dog craps an extremely devoted 300-pound furry comes out from seemingly nowhere and says mmm what's this carefully puts it into a plastic bag freezes it coats it in plastic and sells it as a BBC 6/6 Toyota other furries the wine box so glad we didn't go for one of those cheap and nasty water beds dude I thought he was pouring our period one into a glass nah he's not she's not dating Dracula a rubberband minigun that's kind of sick please tell me I could buy this throw me on Kickstarter no no no see because I bought some Chinese moisturizer from Kickstarter and inside their panda sperm or stem cells of political prisoners but I won't question it cuz I'm very pleased with the results so just letting you know tonight the Orioles became the first protein to re-enforce with Braille lettering awesome hashtag bigger than baseball purpose blind can't see or allow them feel the touch players backs now see I think it was to raise awareness who doesn't know about blind people see cuz the Deaf feel probably never heard of them don't do drugs you'll end up like him do you ever wonder if Homa had to become a rent puppet to pay for his drug addiction maybe for twenty dollars to let anyone slip a hand and do with u18 maybe more maybe only ten dollars if they promise not to get freaky you never know oh like that but I might need one of these for research purposes of course yeah I need to research how much nut my ps4 can hold can you believe like how old's the ps4 game next we're gonna get next-gen consoles right the place is for released in 2013 so today marked what five six seven years I think seven years right since the Wow nearly seven years since the Playstations have been released Wow II I'm sorry I went on a tangent there I just went down memory lane screw off with the daily rage channel legend sponsorship offers if I wanted a good PvE campaign I get a job as a watchtower sniper on the Mexican border Oh see I get that well I see right rack okay sheets of plastic changes color by rotating it that's really cool but you can make this into a frisbee and toss it into room full of people that have psychosis and really scare him imagine falling in love with a man he has a pretty thick moustache and beard you go on dates meet each other's families might want to marry this man you've been together for years at this point the one day he shaves for some reason and what's revealed shakes you to your very core the cross his lips read the words cootchie eater and that's when you put the ring on him when the kid who ate 34 crayons returns from suspension God but in kindergarten the kid in my class crown theny to teach his desk and she steps right in it what I'm gonna do about that I'll have it thrown in that situation I want to sleep with you no I don't mean have sex I mean sleep together under a blanket in your bed while you're laying on my arm with my other hand on your tummy with the window cracked so it's chilling we have to cuddle closer no talking just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord just tell some stuff like that can't even imagine what this would look like from underneath imagine the pollutants coming off all that garbage just give me an idea it can easily be compared to when your sink drain gets clogged with pieces of food and the water turns a different color trust me I know from personal experience several times I didn't have a snake or anything to fish it out so I had to chrome to the sink under the pipe and wrap my lips around the opening and suck with the force of a thousand vacuum cleaners I can easily say I have had several sink snacks you did what now it's text I didn't stutter read it again my church is heard refer to God as daddy it makes me uncomfortable when they call him daddy and us his kids punish me daddy for I have sinned I can't believe you didn't cry in Titanic do you have any emotion have you ever cried me see that vigil looks as if the blue car was nothing in a million times and speed is ready for another round speed does look ready what is one thing your one harbour scent sure you've been doing wrong your whole life wiping my butt already not supposed to use the toilet brush but you know what do they know at the same time they'd never been me they don't live my truth roses are red were held down by gravity Wyoming man found with 30 eyeballs in his anal cavity dolls Oh lookie numbers got pump up those stats what moaning louder every time the cashier scans one of your items please do not do this buying two hundred and forty-five dollars worth of groceries moans turn into deafening screams did I mention I'm buying from the dollar store Barbie the mad lad Arby's makes meat based vegetable the rival plant base to meet cranes you know it's like giving grandpa a blow job you know it's meat but it's all soft and lumpy and just doesn't taste right hugs bridge stabbing teen was killed at knife awareness course oh that's sad Oh Lacey's aware now that's terrible let's see Cornelius $15 touch Cornelius for 20 no $18 feed Cornelius for $25 oh I'm gonna touch him all right I'm gonna give his back a big slab with my large meaty kind of sweaty hands and a warm embrace into him that everything is gonna be all right that is of course after we do the Shrek Satan bondage roleplay if I'm paying $18 I'm getting my money's worth elderly woman has convinced the locals that she could suck out toxins by looking the eyeballs gross but see that's what happens when we stop burning witches whoa that is crazy they're so cool-looking whoa it'll peer to those who didn't react that is so gnarly whoa whoa god I bet you should get deep there with no problems dude hopefully now an anime girl coming you up there but I finally found the perfect disguise helping my friend cope wouldn't I saw this staring in big old spider crack huh it's just a spider da seed doc spider oh that central Ontario we get ones this big all the time wanna know something freaky to squirt this milky white liquid if they feel threatened which I assume is their venom you spelled the round wrong pal inside the body is pitch black your cells do all of that in the dark let's see self-care a swollen lip matches every five minutes so the cells could see whatever the hell they're doing in there wait honey close 16 you to put in your butt of course when a light can escape through your skin mm-hmm well you know you just got drink the liquid bra it's good it's all you gonna do exploit the process what's the rudest thing a visitor did in your house see he came to visit a few days with her infant and placenta the placenta was wrapped in butcher paper but nothing waterproofed it was half thong from a long car drive she put it in my freezer where it was all over my food never invited her back dead inside but still horny she just what I said about the body when I had to explain myself but the apparently it's still wrong and illegal guess there's no no win for me man what's the most NSFW thing your teacher did well she talked about how she gave her excited puppy hand jobs to calm it down didn't see much her after that and bank-to-bank people are going what the hell and add me on that list what the hell is your teacher doing you can double jump by farting in midair and triple jump by crapping in midair I'll look like frickin Mario in an abortion clinic hey what does that even freaking mean I just wanna know Lamar apart I get why is he an abortion clinic is that important you know before I read this first of the three posts I wanna make it clear that I don't like this guy's tweet I hate it and I hate him but I get paid to read these things so pedophilia is a sexual orientation you know bigots no it's not you creep hashtag no map hashtag no map Ally hashtag pedophilia no it's a felony you sicko agreed meme review agree please don't let the cat out no matter what it tells you help ned's air hey why does it look like it's going through meth withdraw the year is 2030 and president Dwayne Johnson is impeached what led to these events people wised up and stupidly was cooking unfortunately it was meth 500k chiropractic mega crack population I tried on my brother and I still miss him thanks for likes guys do British King stirs say mummy instead of mommy Oh a mom always been a bad chap what you gonna do about it did shoved up a chimney oh yeah that's hot Tunnel of bees how do you eat an abortion at 80 months new accessory for men to keep women away and avoid false allegations now add a motor and saw blades that we're talkin that's a genius invention if you drink cold water and pee warm pee technically you're a teapot well yes but they actually know stick your wiener and someone else is no Smurfs didn't you're a neti pot every night this old lady holds my hand in person till she thinks I've fallen asleep then she goes and lays down by my wife's feet much creepier when the pic refuses to load and all you have is text I was in for a ride and as you do it for hour / cursed comments if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and if you want to catch more of me you can watch me live at twitch.tv ford / damien lean live and as always I'll be seeing yet [Music]

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Length: 10min 17sec (617 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 16 2020