r/Cursedcomments | don't eat him!!

a comment from one year ago edited well at least there isn't a pandemic that is going to end the world at it oh my god [Music] hello you healthy homicipians my name is jack and welcome back to mcac i mean mk damn it today is all about cursed comments so sit back relax and test your comfort levels hot wheels that's sad part sold separately would it be immoral to raise a baby to believe they're growing up in the 90s by only exposing them to 90s media and telling them the year is 1998 and then one day when they're a bit older just expose them to present-day media and convince them they were asleep for a long time but didn't age strangely specific immoral yes unethical maybe fun absolutely title of your sex tape calm down epstein that man has issues minnesota man facing charges after creating craigslist and looking for serious girls interested in incest he looks like he's what happens after incest hey no this man is symmetrical beauty can someone photoshop my daughter to look like she has a job say no more it's an exhausting position but she'll be loaded by the end of it with cash oh no not with cash i didn't agree to this they kidnapped me please call police i beg you meanwhile in cringetopia think kids should wear masks think again you'd never be able to really tell if they needed help oh it's such a dumb argument look at her look how confident she is about this she genuinely thinks this is some sort of issue holy smokes i never thought about it this way i'll keep this in mind next time i kidnap a child this image has given me the ability to kill huh johnny testicle guess who's first you're so freaking fat that [ __ ] you can't see your pee pee when you look down in the shower you're right all i can see is your daughter's head holy smith you freaking kill her dude plot twist this is a conversation between a husband and wife nope don't like that plot twist go back to the original story please physician 20 miles from patient performs long distance heart surgery with remote control robot you can now die in real life due to lag so basically all of us who grew up playing online games with terrible internet are going to be the most incredibly adaptive humans on the planet for being so poor bet he could play the pixar lamp and make a fortune yo what that is epic but also crazy clan give me that twin tower on 11 september look architect ah say no more fat melody my feminine pup missing order mercury africans malaria quick quick next one next one if vegans really want a pet to go by their diet then they should get a rabbit or another type of herbivore not force an unhealthy diet onto a helpless innocent carnivorous animal oh no drops dead pet looks like meat's back on the menu boys would you freak your best friend for two million dollars u.s dude for two mil i would freaking orangutan in between the toes while a llama spits in my mouth and rubs against my spine and all this done inside harambe's cage while being watched by visitors family and friends okay hey well let's let's stick to just the best friend thing um i personally would prefer to make it that level of achievability let's not go any further than where uh you seem to be fetishizing i walked on the moon i stole the moon i destroyed the moon well that explains why the moon has so many craters okay no stop no stop when your mom finds out that the real reason you've been running out of tissues is because of your depression and crying about it you little monster i thought you were masturbating it's called multitasking mom oh my god freaking heck i just got sent this photo from an unknown number they said it's the front of your house they said they're coming for you oh nice the orgy is here gotta go don't shoot i'm a noob no please pet pit parts more intensely so your new way why do americans always win gold at the shooting olympics because they practice at the best schools hahaha massacres i usually don't get school shooting jokes typically they're aimed at a younger audience calm queen elizabeth actually cracks up when she noticed her husband of 68 years is disguised as one of her royal guards oh philip you still haven't taken it off from last night there's something else of mine that hasn't fully gotten off yet either i'll stop at you virtual teachers of reddit due to covert 19 was it shocking to see how some of your kids actually live and if so what was the most extreme story a student wasn't allowed to talk in the morning so she had to whisper it if she had a question about something it warms my heart to know that there's a teacher on reddit that goes by the username pianofreaker16 how did i miss that oh wow that that is pure french pigs be like oink japanese pigs be like american pigs be like stop resisting i used the carrots to destroy the karens the government is using the air to make you inhale some microphones to spy on you stop them now by wearing a mask the trickster if pants can't hold in fart smells there is no way a mask can hold in a microphone do yourself a favor and cover your face with airtight plastic bags i got a dash und in my pocket girl's pocket can barely fit a phone boys pockets see clearly that is the primary purpose of men having larger pockets so we can fit tiny puppies in them snack on the girl no not for that co-worker you didn't accidentally staple your balls to your desk again did you no then come here okay [Music] shut up let's try and see you make a sound of a test being trapped along the floor let it rip shower thoughts you've spent hours of your life rubbing a piece of glass how the frick my schlong turn into glass two extremes schools in thailand schools in usa first one is the children's jail the second is a local shooting range if we're in a relationship your clothes are my clothes too don't ask me why i have your shirt on this is our shirt boyfriend that's my shirt why are you wearing it girlfriend oh [ __ ] then i get to wear her lingerie ah brilliant communism was wrong mother goes to daughter's school to report bullying bullies beat her too the teaching staff the entire time never a mass shooter when you need one one time i had a thought process that didn't end logically i was horny and i thought vaginas are good because they are warm fire is warm a big fire is too warm a little fire is little warm i have a small lighter i will put that into my schlong i burnt my schlong we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo vampire hunter takes out a cross atheist vampire are you serious man you idiot all of my relatives are jewish pigs at swastika no girlfriend why did you purchase that stupid 3d printer me because yeah snuggles i choose you it's so cute when cats wear the skulls of their deceased mother hey stop ruining the adorableness of it i'm functionally mute ask me anything i literally can't speak can't make a sound even always been this way how did your vocal cords get damaged smoke damage when i was a toddler oh no i'm very sorry toby three smoker this pitbull wouldn't even leave the shelter without the chihuahua he was protecting so the owner adopted both ah doesn't want anyone taking his snack for later this deserves gold your wish is granted this deserves argentium your wish is granted it's that easy this deserves a naughty spanking why did the ak-47 cross the road because i brought the wrong backpack to school why is this tagged for spoilers spoilers for tomorrow at school no level 9 level 10 level 12 level 8 level 20 level 115 active now oh god this is sad i miss my old online friends if anyone watching this was friends with a character named peanut knight on xbox live then i hope you're doing well at least it's better than watching your steam friend go from normal to hentai oh i'm glad i'm missing out on that i'd like a book on suicide frick off you won't bring it back no i'll do it right here understandable have a great day my uncle went to japan and a man liked him so much he made him out of sushi my uncle went to china and a man liked him so much that he made sushi out of him whoa whoa what lovers got negative three they're like i don't know if this is serious at all let's download this blurst full guys now i understand why everyone wants the tail well that game's just turned extremely unsanitary the metal bar on my dentist's light snapped causing the unit to swing down and hit me right in the teeth yep fastest teeth removal in the west can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door i want to see what's going on in there washing machine open honest shows you how it's cleaning your clothes dishwasher mysterious untrustworthy keeps its cleaning methods a secret see they don't want us to see the tongues licking the dishes how gardening works muscle groups triceps forearm chest biceps legs back shoulders i'm actually saving this photo that is a good guide at first i thought this is what a list of which tools to use for taking apart specific body parts that is a great note i'm gonna save that too biggest turn off for you my girlfriend says a guy who can't freak mine would be a girl who can't handle her liquor my biggest turn off would be a woman who carries tens of thousands of small spiders in her bra so when she took it off instead of seeing breasts we'd see just a massive swarm of spiders and then as i recoil in horror she whispers my coochie is also full of them sir you deserve a trip to cursed comments please leave through this way here identical twin sisters who married identical twin brothers both announced their pregnancies in addition to being cousins the children will also be genetic siblings pornhub creators i can milk you ah instructions unclear fruit my twin if your boyfriend white you single to me what the frick tyler gonna do kill me the kids dog and his parents everyone in the theater right after and still get three years with two years probation such an absurd thing to say i would never hurt the dog grandma grandma.zip hey hey do an unboxing video i hated when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or art students calling themselves unemployed art students i was murdered i know a very famous art student he's german people who keep their door unlocked at night why this boggles my mind that anyone would knowingly leave their doors unlocked all the valuables i've collected from other people's unlocked homes are at risk of getting stolen not to mention all the people in the basement could just walk out of their cage okay this is uh doc she is still warm enough prank fill a bucket with water two place it on the door three kill all your family and then kill yourself four the police arrive and they get wet i did this prank the other day it's an instant classic internet in hell confirmed trick used in japan to slow down drivers i don't have such weaknesses after driving down that road enough times i'd floor it now remember y'all if you'd like to see your fan art also seen on the channel at some point be sure to post your work in the mk subreddit so we can put it in a new video well congratulations you've made it to the finale of the content for today's video thank you for watching if you're this far into it obviously you enjoyed yourself so you should like the video to let us know that stop being so selfish give us some love him too as well make sure you are subscribed to the channel with the notification bell clicked on so you're always updated on the goody goods but anyway that does wrap us up for today so i shall say my farewells it has been a blast rambling at your lovely faces i love you as always and i'll set you next time i mean i'll chat to you next time i can english i'm jack bye bye

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Length: 12min 9sec (729 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 01 2020