r/Cursedcomments | WHICH ONE WOULD YOU EAT??

if you could add a new food to minecraft what would it be bat meat no no no no no [Music] and welcome to mk and let's get straight into the cursed comments the female reproductive system satanic ram's head similarities this explains a lot thanks satan so satan is over jj [Laughter] satan set himself up terribly here if you smoke weed or drink alcohol during pregnancy your baby will do the same uh yes that's that's exactly how that works i'm the highest in the womb nice one me i'm not crying bro my eyes are just coming no wonder it feels so good to cry you let me know if you ever need a shoulder to come on jesus christ boys is it a sport yes or no is jacking off a sport a six year ago video 12 minutes ago jacking off is definitely a sport after six long years the return of the king apple watch says it is oh my god my mom says it is too why why did you even ask her what are some children slash moral stories tortoise and hair boy who cried wolf etc that are universal in all cultures and countries red riding hood they teach this stuff all over the world what actually is the moral of red riding hood beware the fairies opinions i tell people what i actually believe if the giant diglett's fingers are alive then i wonder what happens when it tries beating its meat does that qualify as a mouth massage you should be sorry you should be sorry for that comment russian military tanks form heart shape for soldiers marriage proposal if she doesn't accept the soldier's proposal they fire that ain't a proposal that's an ultimatum even the dog knows this guy should take a paternity test the dog is the father oh wait a minute that's illegal she's boiling a slice of pizza i yeah i'm the cat burn hurt the steak hopefully her body will cook better than she can oh my god that is that's a bit harsh maxing the volume of hentai so that your parents won't hear you fapping see i'm using my big brain speakers son are you winning yes well let me help you men should suck women's breasts to prevent breast cancer okay which male sexually deprived scientist made this up that's why i suck my homies balls no testicular cancer for the boys no no crossing the arms oh beautiful wedding photo i think is that a wedding photo it's pretty either way kid's gonna have some sweet hair and also some sweet head hair hey got no money no oh god okay that's what would really happen you know the rules and so do i no money no ride no money you ride it's a little known fact that all playstation consoles are modeled after skyscrapers yeah true look there's the ps4 ps3 ps2 and of course the famous ps1 skyscraper my friend jumped off the ps2 building oh oh thank you sup guys guess who got laid last night how would he be able to say that a mind-blowing experience because i literally lost my mind guys i oh god i'm dying meanwhile in city superpowers your pp has aimbot while peeing bro it's my dream to pee from the top of a building and snipe people walking by that's your dream it's so low-tier yet equally difficult to achieve the new five nights at freddy's looking sick is that michael from vsauce hey visa michael here when will you die sounds pretty morbid right good as a matter of fact you're never technically safe from anything there's always that low chance that i'm in your house what in your room behind you the chances are low but never zero or are they i don't know i don't see any flaws in squatting me drops soap squats down and picks it up instead of bending over prisoners [Music] when you squat it's your mouth not your butt mole [ __ ] look at how happy my dad is he just started baking school and i'm so proud you should all follow your dreams my dream is to freak a pillow that's easily achievable that's a lower bar than trying to smite people with your pee seriously what could be holding you back from achieving that thanks i hate hats children born feet first briefly wear their mother as a hat but no one is ready to talk about that children born head first briefly use their mothers as a sleeping bag well now i've just imagined the idea of a kid walking around with their mother on top of them like a hat nest these rings let you feel your partner's heartbeat anywhere in the world facetime me right now marcus i know you're resting heart rate and this ain't it you're running at 3am she gonna find you soldier boy not even a soldier dr dre ain't even a doctor keep it going french montana isn't even french paul walker isn't even walking when i was a little kid i had a pet turtle that my mom said went to live in the hills believed it until i saw my aunt using his shell as an ashtray how many are you cooking for a unique utensil to measure your spaghett i just want this so i can put my peepee in here and see how many people it feeds uh yeah okay all right was i expecting that yes i was i can get a double cheeseburger so why can't i get a double hot dog i have developed a design for an extra wide bun that can accommodate two frankfurters at once higher meat to bread ratio more surface area for mustard and relish the world is ready the time has come i was born in chernobyl i already have two wieners degree in greeting types slight bowel 15 degrees salute 30 degrees respectful bow 45 degrees 90 degrees not safe for work what do you mean i'm only snickering at all the naughty ones shut up i'm mature girl sounded like my 12th grade chemistry teacher yo what the freak you would miss richard too i thought she sounded familiar bro i think we went to the same school i think that is miss richards sorry i mean truck-ish pick up ish ah vanish so that's why kidnappers use white pants oh of course that's the science behind it companies when they remove the s at the end of the word and replace it with a z oh we're a bunch of cool cats with outdated 90s sunglasses cheap slave girls that's no that's that doesn't work imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had sex with finally inner peace that's why i don't go to family reunions oh jesus christ incest it's it's just always incest hey buddy let's let's hold a cat hold up where is his thumb oh my god i don't know what's more disturbing the fact he's doing that or the fact that cat is just so calm just a normal tuesday for this cat i'm such a crackhead babe for the 28th times what's for dinner me babe babe you're so funny i'm going to die my ex told me the same thing her legs were delicious and now she is inside me forever this is forked up to be honest oh susan rory is here oh susan's mother seems free before you judge please note that 90 of it is under water barely legal ship on her maiden voyage gets destroyed by big white iceberg i freaking choked on my drink thanks just like that ship on its maiden voyage am i right your daughter brings him home how do you greet him with a magnet [Laughter] how do you even kiss that there's just so many metallic things in the way i mean imagine if he was in the sun for too long it would just burn to touch his face dog surrounded by balls no doubt the happiest point in his life so far no matter how many balls he gets he still won't be getting his balls back inmate claims he was choked by deputies for smiling in his mug shot claims bruh he's getting choked in the pic ah don't king shame wrong place wrong time would you take 200 cash for it today 250 and it's yours 225 230 and a 10 piece mcnuggets that's the best counter offer i've ever heard what kind of sauce do you want ah yes the negotiator yeah until he jizzes on the nuggets why why would he do that what the milkman come on asmr goodnight eight triggers to help you sleep asmr darling i was about to ask how the hell she became so successful just pretending to be people's committed girlfriends online but then i think i just answered my own question the best trigger is the one that puts you to sleep forever oh no no it isn't we plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025 oh oh no won't that double the number of homeless people though don't it will double the amount of homeless bodies oh god come on oh no that's what's reflected in his sunglasses this entire time no wonder mr clean is always so happy quick get a swat team bring kool-aid to break the walls down why do you guys always announce when they're going to come i've never had that happen to me that's why you have a child in your profile photo [Laughter] yo that is so cool which combo tastes better no that's not cool i don't know don't do that what is the context behind this photo why is she so sad and defeated oh i've eaten your entire family rachel yet i still hunger for more see that old lady over there bring her to me do my bidding like before okay but seriously why didn't they make a crossover like this this would have been the most epic kind of plot twist of a story for both the series feudal japanese samurai returns to his harem after war no no i don't want this crossover ban it's been it drumsticks who who's the right one here who is who is first oh this guy doesn't see a difference i like to shove them all up in my anus oh that's that's not the equality we look for here well that does us for today on mk thanks for watching like this video if you enjoyed the content really helps us out subscribe if you are not already subscribed what are you doing we got more content every single day my name is jack i have been talking to you today and i'll see you guys next time you

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Length: 10min 18sec (618 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 30 2020