r/Cursedcomments | Oh that's okay then

what's dangerous to forget that you're driving oh crap thanks for reminding me [Music] this is my first fan art of anyone oh my god I absolutely adore it hello ladies and gentlemen welcome back to m'kay my name is Robin and today we're gonna be taking a nice relaxing stroll through cursed comments wait cursed comments oh god okay it's not gonna be that relaxing of a stroll but let's get into it anyway unfollow due to inactivity oh my god dude your ding dong has been in your mother longer than your dad's has my mental health possibly not she sleeps with the ding dong inside of her like a phone charger oh what's your hometown famous for hot milfs oh I don't think I live far from you me neither now that I think about a man holding his old heart following a successful heart transplant surgery well makes a good paperweight I guess or a stress ball where is saved data located in the balls it's a developer it can't be unseen my girlfriend decided to get a menstrual cup for her next period I instantly decided to call it a vampire's wineglass there was once a vampire named Mabel whose periods were always quite stable and every full moon she'd take out a spoon and drink herself under the table no oh do twins have the same sized peepee now we're asking the real questions as a twin I can say that my ding dong is definitely bigger than my sister's how do you know though disappointment running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first I'm concerned that your walls have boners you know what I am too come to think of it your future self is talking crap about you joke's on him I'll ruin his freakin life I'll end his life what if a make-a-wish kid said he wanted some coochie what they gonna do place the kid in front of a mirror and say this coochie lost a cancer lmao Pepsi put a little jizz and you're shopping mommy what's that man doing oh Jesus just now time for a dramatic reading of take me home country roads by Jonathan Denver country roads take me home to the place I belong West vagina mount that mama joke's on you Frank I watched so much censored hentai that I can decode the pixelation on this video and know exactly who this woman is doctors and nurses of reddit what's the most bizarre object that has entered your patients a-hole my ding dong unfortunately the patient had passed away several hours before you were supposed to destroy the Sith not eat them is your milkshake really worth it beyblade beyblade let it rip all these beautiful women and you want to screw the dog I want a screw Wario dude same man thank you the chances of a kidnapped person falling in love with his or her kidnapper is about 8% the chances of someone falling in love with me just went from 0 percent to 8 percent based on this data I should only have to kidnap 32 more people then you are offered 10 million dollars to put the last thing you took a photograph of up your butt do you accept why or why not sorry to break it to you but I can't fit a whole battleship up my butt not with that attitude you just got to believe man soom the flesh of the virgins oh my god teacher there's no electrical device that has 100% efficiency the other energy is converted to heat me what about a heater the teacher listen here you little heaters are not a hundred percent efficient okay there's air friction that makes it lose kinetic energy when you throw one at your sister if you kill a killer the number of killers in the world remains the same that's why you kill two upgrades people upgrades Bullers stormtrooper not gonna lie I thought that was his come suck I see white it is red hang on hang on one second there what it do be like that at times how to slow down time step 1 sir not all of us are skinless wait you aren't yeah I thought that was pretty normal blur stew vegetarian out god it's fine it's human meat and you know if they gave consent that means it's vegan can I touch you blind teen journalist asks Putin for permission to touch him you are very handsome in mother America you don't touch the president the president touches you oh how do you eat Oreos hold it under the milk until the bubbles stop then eat it whole hope you said Oreos not babies oh dang my bad you wake up at 4 a.m. go to the bathroom and see this what are your first three words screw the I'm sock an interesting title you are what you eat and drink hey I'm human after all hold up me at the party with my Capri Sun because I don't drink or smoke life protip ditch the high-fructose corn syrup and try heroin instead it's basically the same thing just way more expensive earth without art is just artists Canadians advertisement without advert it is semen every time you smell a flower you're smelling its genitals well I for one think flowers vaginas smell great I mean people even suck on them for the taste include me in the screenshot with a red circle around me Thanks is that where the term deflower comes from blur tiny house Steve it's just a she a which apartment do you live in Steve's right test when you're colorblind and you can imagine the upvote arrow as any color you want reality can be whatever I wish I'm autistic the up boat arrows look like a ding dong what a tongue aren't you that villain venom right yes what what are you doing giving you a chance to be a hero venom do be kind of sexy though this can be looking like a latex suit oh that tongue just kidding unless you're in trouble once you see those eyes when I see children when I see baby animals I too prefer bestiality guys I think this is starting to kill off brain cells oh hello how are you my baby brother responded with this mortal body is limiting me what should I do jeez okay so you might want to get the and then it'll all work itself out alright I gave the baby a what's next this guy hunts down pedophiles and beats them with a hammer because that's what heroes do not gonna lie he kind of looks like a pedo himself can't have competition so he's just trying to create a paid-up bully go over to girl's house to watch prequels marathon she doesn't have a TV she doesn't have Disney Plus she's taking off her clothes and then she pulls out the DVDs puts the ro TS DVD up her vageena and starts projecting that thing like an r2d2 astromech unit what should I do when my cat deflates there's an inflation port right below it stay I like to cry at the ocean because only there do my tears seem small I like in the horse stable because only there does my ding-dong seem average-sized America is burning down in riot the area 51 guard who had been playing gta5 on the wrong PC you think he would have learned from playing plague Inc on it I hope he doesn't play doom next me IRL my wife's on to me where are you I'm at the store no you're not I saw your search history huh can I screw the wolf can the wolf screw me wolf consent law oh I didn't make that so you could waste it acting like a [ __ ] Jessica I don't see a nutter on that cow true basics of engineering okay seems good enough to me I can confirm after I use duct tape my wife stopped moving no cell phones cameras or any other technology just people living in the moment you can't say it had no tech it was pretty cutting-edge back then it's the same thing girls when you see them in underwear girls when you see them in bikini the difference is usually consent I wish I knew that earlier a cop just killed my gta5 character even though he's white anybody else experiencing this bug how'd you get that far I got arrested outside a game stop going to buy it my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew turns out it was a big cucumber at least the mom will be satisfied 103 year old woman celebrates beating kovat 19 with a cold beer betcha Bud Light sends her a lifetime supply my dad's hair color my mom's hair color my hair color the mailman's hair color you're telling me that anakin had sex with obi-wan of course he did mind if I sit here I'm saving that seat for my boyfriend oh I have a girlfriend it's that easy here I was using chloroform a man named Chen C spends every weekend of his life at the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge the world's number one suicide site and saves people from jumping he saved a hundred and forty-four people from killing themselves so far because that's what heroes do it's no longer considered suicide if he pushes them off why doesn't she fly me after throwing my sister from the balcony because my mother said she's a little angel if she wasn't then she is now NASA fixes Mars Lander by telling it to hit itself with a shovel tick my dad did the same thing to me yeah but you didn't start working afterwards me my religious family members suggesting we say grace Thanksgiving table my parrot mimicking sex noises mimicking when my parrot may cos it's not mimicking the Four Horsemen of cautions do not breathe under the water caution water on road during rain caution trees don't move caution fire is hot grandpa said he wasn't sure about the bottom left one listen you ever seen Evil Dead that signs bullcrap 76 year old woman was pecked to death by her pet rooster woman killed by [ __ ] would have been a better headline died being relentlessly pounded by [ __ ] what is wrong with these people so that's where I get my money from me and my mom suddenly seeing each other at the strip club asked for a family discount the worst pet to have what is the worst bet to have a kid sounds about right can't even neuter them or if you grow bored of it you can't even legally put it out of its misery you can leave it on the side of the road somewhere though hey mom why don't we have any food in the fridge look down can you see your feet no that's why you fat-ass mom you're just jelly because I have bigger boobs than you that's my point Eric you're not supposed to have bigger boobs than me she's jealous dad has more sex with me than with you are 100% freakin in control of your life stop freakin complaining man I wish I didn't give myself cancer muscles make the body move give me your skin George mom said it's my turn with the skin quadruplets a 1 in 180 million story a cow has apparently defied great odds and given birth to four calves that have been named eenie meenie miney and mu eeny meeny miny Moo who's the next to barbecue if you know you know I live alone and have a pool with these in it so one time I was in the pool and got horny anyway I put my blood up against it and I moan so loud I swear the Antarctica foxes howl back find the person who doesn't pay taxes can't find him it's because they're right here fact babies are idiot leeches and don't freakin pay taxes and babies 2021 student came to class with her kid because she didn't have a babysitter when he started to cry she got up embarrassed and attempted to leave the professor took the child from her calming him down and continued teaching and this class is how to prepare to check baby's temperature without a thermometer I wish I had long hair well there he goes I made that wish once I should have been more specific thanks for all the ass hair and just like the old man helicoptering his way end of a sunset we've come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this one make sure to drop a like down below and if you really enjoyed it why not subscribe and click the bell icon come on you know you wanna and until next time I'll be seeing yeah [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 2,997,033

Rating: 4.9448543 out of 5

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Id: yusVqGOw6bA

Length: 11min 12sec (672 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 14 2020

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