It ends today. [Dream SMP]

go live i am also live nice start in the stream bro i had 235 000 people waiting what the heck what the heck yo bro a month ago that's like higher than my record for viewership actually i guess that's not true because of the that's that's a pretty large number pretty but what the heck do i hear one million concurrent today let's go that's i think that's a bit unrealistic but 600k i feel would be achievable all right i'm kind of stressed out i do not feel adequately prepared for what we are going to do today it's a bit rushed it's a bit rushed all things considered oh god yeah we think we need to make sure this goes down without the hitch uh know i don't know how many things can go wrong but i'm sure something will all right i'm gonna fix this boo i need to repair it all right phil so we need to we need to get enough equipment to fight like 50 dudes and we need to get it like fast all right no one's logged in yet but it's going down soon got a little bit of time a little bit of time all right suck up on potions oh i need to start brewing where is the okay okay phil i need you to uh here here's uh here's a bunch of bone blocks here's rose bush i need to get red dye for me we need fireworks oh that's easy yeah i got you yeah it's it's you know what your fill is a minecraft i don't have to teach you how to get flowers i told people this trick uh on my stream the other day and they were like what oh that trick is great i used it to get fireworks for the revolution it's just infinite red dye because you have any idea how many wither skeletons i've killed in my life i didn't so busted people are like oh he's got like two and a half stacks of weather skulls he clearly spawned them in off camera smh no man i spent like 10 to 12 hours in the nether i lost so much clout in november because i was grinding instead of doing daily streams i don't think i should do that again i think this is the grind streams are strong but the reveal was worth it i think i don't know if the reveal was worth it i think i'd prefer like like 200 000 subscribers but you know what the reveal was still cool where's the wither skeleton how many of these have i killed that feels slow am i stupid i think that's a good amount let me run math it's like a five percent chance or so right 2006 if i killed three thousand why is my stream open no no stream open scuffed scuff stream oh it's okay only 420 000 people saw that it's not that many people guys relax no no one saw me embarrass myself there all right so it's uh 26 about 2600 times 0.05 that's about 130. i guess that's not that off i guess it's not completely off it was a lot i thought it was like 5 000. i don't know how it's possible i changed route i don't know how the stats works because if you change versions does it reset it shouldn't no no it keeps uh the user id for like the server wait how many spiders have i killed that would be the big indicator because i have killed a lot of spiders caves by oh i have killed sixty four thousand five hundred and thirteen cave spiders on the server um um cave spiders [Music] at least you know my emeralds are legit because i trade string for everyone easy stunks all right god i have to be brewing we don't have time i've got all of the all of the red dye and stuff nice nice nice where the bruin stands i need i need bruin stance three isn't enough oh god let him expand oh god oh i can't deal with this ah [Music] okay phil's of minecraft i need you to start what do you need help with quick i need you to brew brew a bunch of like strength potions all right that's just wait no invis just just brew in this here's blaze rods uh golden carrots uh we need fermented spider eye for that don't we we got fermented spider eye in there we got everything yeah you're right all right okay dumping in the water bottles we're gonna need a lot of invis oh i'm stressing out oh i'm not prepared at all all right fireworks it's fireworks time boys what am i doing i kind of want to do we have a visit is it dream or is it someone else oh it's a zombie wow i thought i was going to get clout for a second i was like oh a visitor click through rate going through the roof oh it's a mob okay how do you make fireworks again you need dies oh that's not the right i'm not the right person to ask i just make the basics fire charge i need fire charge fire charge minecraft recipe minecraft wikipedia hmm you need coal oh well i have coal i have so much coal gunpowder and okay we got all this it's fine this is so many zombies if there's one thing i don't like it's coal see him have a lot of that i brought too many items in my inventory i did not need to bring this much coal that was just wildly unnecessary and that's all right uh all right we have redstone yep yep yep okay here's the plan i go like this i go like this i go like that and then i get a stack of large fire rickstar and i'm a genius maybe not a stack of it but maybe like i'm doing black and red because anarchy right the fireworks are going to look ugly i'm going to agree with you little man bird color fireworks they look prettier but on the other hand you know human rights violations and all that so fine it'll be fine it'll be fine all right there's big booms big booms i feel like as long as the explosion's big enough i can see exactly well i'll fire to the sky i might look i'll tell you about the signal later man yeah we'll do that later all right um i'm gonna use the chest that you stood on uh just to put most of the invisible potions in all right all right and i need paper which for some reason i have in this chest that wasn't even calculated okay so if i go like this and i go like this and i go like this and this let's make one firework like this and i'm just going to test it i'm just going to test it what does the firework look like there we go oh you missed it completely i'll fire another [Music] it's not very slow we got to prepare fast man wait wait wait wait we have to go i forgot how did i craft this uh a large fireball small fireball i've arguably got the easiest job yeah i just told you i just figured that i was the one that knew how to make fireworks well with my with my history and all i literally haven't made them in forever jesus okay i just found more ink sacks that's good we're going to need to make more of this [Music] what do we have we have a lot of large firework stars so we need to make small firework stars are you guys enjoying the firework crafting guys this is the true pinnacle of content i am a good streamer it's it's preparing your ammo for the kiosk okay so i need uh 2 times 2.5 and this is going to be the perfect amount no it's not because i had three left over well you know excluding the three it's going to be the perfect amount what is it phil's of minecraft turn around oh hello i jumped out of my seat i was sitting here like uh i was sitting here like oh well it's not gonna be a good click-through rate thing because last time the zombie then i turn around and it's 15 million subscribers have entered my house hello dream how's it going what's the plan it's going pretty good the plan oh boys oh well you just snagged it more than half of it it's fine it's fine i'll give you that it's not like i lack gunpowder all right well we we have a special plan and the thing i didn't tell you yesterday yeah is we need to prepare a quick because we're going early oh yes i i am prepared okay how early are we going what's our plan dream what are we doing so we should try and get there in like 20 minutes and so we're 30 minutes early we destroy it 30 minutes early 20 minutes oh my god 30 minutes early no i need to prepare i need to prepare man oh my god sam oh whatever i'll just i'll just take one stack of fireworks i don't care about the nine fireworks left my inventory there's so much stupid die inventory management okay so tnt fireworks water bucket put the gun powder back in the chest i've got like 18 in this potion so the thing is uh i i have intel because there's a spy amongst them oh another spot um yes and uh the intel is that they're going to be basically showing up like right at three because i think that's when we're gonna destroy so technically as long as we just do it you know get there before three then easy dub yeah easy dub that's the guaranteed victory all right where are the invis potions at all right let me just get some i'm going to make a bunch of splash in this for strategic purposes don't just put like half of them splash off of them they're all going to be splashed okay dream what do you need for me to blow up the man because i know you got i know you got a lot of tnt um do we want to talk somewhere somewhere alone no no phil's one of us okay do we want to talk away from all the villager noises no i'll just listen i'll turn off friendly creature sounds because i need i need to be brewing potions right now man we do not have time okay so here's the plan the plan is that i i didn't i didn't i can't set up redstone because they'll just destroy it so what i need to do is i need you to give me like 20 minutes i need you to just stall while i build redstone machines for 20 minutes and i'm up in the sky and they won't see me i'm just hiding and you're just stalling them so you're going to be against like 20 people for 20 minutes then i need you to live otherwise we lose so yeah that's that's i feel like the risk is a bit one-sided here dream i feel like you're gonna be chilling up in the air like look at me i i'm seth bling i'm doing redstone and i'm gonna be like fighting 20 dudes get an obliterated that's true but i mean you do have withers that's true that's true and you do have uh yeah oh yeah and the dogs listen i'll do it i just want to complain a bit to see how unreasonable you're being all right that's okay that's true that's true i mean it's unreasonable but i feel like i mean to be fair like like i mean you fought you fought you fought them before they wouldn't be 20. i i can't talk to you i need to brew potions i need to brew potions phil i need to go i need like speed and strength potions and regen potions and they need to they need to be long ones and not the short ones because it's going to be 20 minutes and some of the some of the potions or for other um something else all right okay i don't even think it's worth bringing the turtle master potions because that just take up space as incredible as they are i feel like you can do enough damage without the tilt mass yeah oh people have been criticizing me like why does technoblade splash slowness on himself every fight because of resistance three it makes me immortal what do you think it's pretty busted oh yeah that's a technoblade has played minecraft since 2010 but he hasn't figured out that you don't have to splash yourself with slowness potions at the start of every fight what a fool what a fool that guy is if you scare them enough i don't think they're gonna care oh god i have to get my wither skulls from the vault we gotta go man 17 minutes left until launch no no no no actually one is well we technically could have more time than that yeah it takes about if it takes about 20 minutes when we get there then as long as we get there by 2 40. it's going to take me 20 minutes to unsit all my dogs okay i just i don't have time to punch these skulls just you want strength for speed prioritized uh i need eight minutes strength just both really i mean i don't need like a hundred potions of each okay [Music] i'm gonna need an ender i'm what i did was i've uh mostly emptied out my ender chest so it can be my supply chest because the thing about a 20 minute fight they're gonna have so much more supplies than me like i can survive you need pearls you need pearls oh yeah i got pearls okay okay you should probably have like you should probably have like like five stacks of pearls if you really want to have okay orphan i'm going to be trading with you today throwing the water bottle into the into the trader pit here the prime log you know what you know what i'm breaking the prime log i'm breaking the prime log oh what it's gone it's gone [Music] you know what he's done this wow you know why sign of war yeah sacrifices must be made oh below your house i'm leaving the past behind me that didn't kill my villagers did it okay that came very close to killing my villagers but it didn't ricochet up and like your whole house and she's like oh well hubert dies instantly okay that was almost very scuffed i'm not i should probably have put more thought into that first so risky we're leaving the past behind us man hubert you're safe bob moon okay we're good all right making the strength did i even get pearls oh i did i'm stupid all right it's just strength one because you want it to last longer so oh yes i need i need some strength one for eight minutes yeah yeah yeah yeah i got you oh we got the uh these splashes trying to think if there's anything that oh yeah of course that i need you should probably bring most of your gapples honestly oh yeah i'm ringing those i mean you've got apples phil phil i i need your trident phil i got you dude i need your trident phil i don't know if i want to bring you along for this fight because you've only got one life filled i'm literally one live phil i don't want i don't want you to risk your life for my grudge you know well i have a grudge again against this as well it phil there's going to be so many people phil this is dangerous i don't want to lose you phil are you sure about this i am 100 100 sure uh all right all right phil i'm going to hand some things to you this is my only totem of undying and here are a bunch of wither skulls oh lovely oh that's fun phil i need you to infiltrate i don't want you to be in like the main main battle at first i want you to be hiding on the sidelines all right and when i send the signal when i shoot the fireworks straight up into the sky i want you to spawn so many withers all right because i'm probably i'm probably not gonna be able to spawn them like in front of 20 people because they're just going to start jumping me all right yeah break the soul style yeah like one person with a shovel would like completely completely shut it down that's the best counter that's why we'll have you the efficiency five shovel just counters all of technoblade's plants all of his plans i'll take care of that don't worry about it just stay safe phil you should probably also have the regular invis on you just uh yeah just to be alive i don't i'm i'm just leaving the button in here i don't care i need the ender chest space oops oh that's what happened there we go i'm trying to think what else we might need i'm just going to leave the potions in there for now because inventory management is hard yeah this i've got so much extra crap on me he gave me a bunch of tnt dream but i don't know how i'm going to light it uh that's just that's another inventory spot man we got a rash in these oh wait do you have a fireball no i have my rocket launcher i do have a fire boat but that's another inventory spot okay but it occupies two oh my god oh my goodness they already have arrows i know you don't you have fireworks i got a stack of weakness arrows i should probably get two stacks of weakness arrows so many skulls dude it's gonna be chaos oh this is gonna be great this is gonna be the new age the best day of this is this is like independence day independence day before independence day oh yeah i was actually gonna say before we left we gotta plug the channel just once we gotta plug the channel everybody subscribe to technoblade hit the join button oh my god oh hit that join button i'm gonna i'm gonna actually can't keep ringing the bell because i need to go i do not have enough time to keep ringing the bell but just assume i am and keep hitting that subscribe button do i hear five million subscribers today easy just just 130 000 people subscribed during the stream just easy come on come on we got this it's achievable okay i need a water bucket maybe i need multiple water buckets honestly yeah i always carry two on me now you're so good at minecraft phil that's just in case right because you can make it into an infinite infinite source if you need to i wasn't thinking that far ahead i don't think i'll be able to do that in the battle but no no almost strength i think all speed i guess i haven't done any speed what do you think about this house next year's technique uh kind of cringe but it might be ghostbus actually so i wouldn't blow it up we took down the tower phil took it down i'm not i'm not doing anything i'm not removing any tnt or anything that i may have placed okay wait wait wait wait wait wait calm down no there's nothing in there there's nothing okay okay but now there's not now okay um you're blowing up the wrong thing dream i thought we were just gonna blow up le mandberg not why i'm just yeah i'm just i mean it's like it's like four blocks away from my house i don't know if i want to use tnt yeah you blew up something like two blocks away from your house below i just feel you know you got the ball you don't want to look like there was like like six blocks of stone to like pat it out okay there's just air here all right we don't have time to argue we really don't have time we really do not have time you were correct sir have you got the extra fails techno i need i need like a few uh i have there's orphan downstairs we can trade with phil can you brew some uh pearls here phil some like good potions so which potions what uh like speed 2 regen uh yeah i can do that i'm getting like the rest of the strength all right you want strength to actually know what sorry this one's already converted i think i have some strength two potions although i honestly probably make more yeah all right oh i cannot handle this much inventory space so stressed it's so stressful this is this is freaky what what blocks do you have for building either of you uh i do not have blocks for building okay here's i have obsidian downstairs or i could just join yours i'll take it nice just for building purposes it's the best block to build with yeah i block it strong all right i said did you want speed too did you see a technique dream i'm leaving this tnt here i'm not it's not going to be useful uh speed two as well we have six plus swither stream all right fair enough oh yo if you're ever in any danger phil you need to get out of there all right don't risk your life for me don't risk your life for me phil i got it i got it you can risk your life for me it's fine i get this man out of here get this man out of here all right i need to brew this i completely forgot i'm getting so lost with how many things i need to brew oh um i realized after you you said i was homeless you're just trying to make everyone homeless like blowing up le mandberg like the community house was gone was the community house your house well no but did you live in the community house i did not live in the community are you homeless now dream were you not homeless before and now you are homeless because the community house got blown up all right i'm not homeless and okay let's move on we'll move on all right i'm not moving on man the people need to know i feel like you sound like you're on a quest to make everyone homeless i can either confirm nor deny this he's like i'm anti-government but really i'm just anti-house i don't want anyone to anti-houses i'm anti-houses let's go i am making some regen i got speed too i'll drop these speed one speed 2. just need more space i need more space i know right you always need more we got to go we got to go we gotta get dreamy you're you're really rushing me man all right i can bring you all i mean these regen i'm gonna give them to you okay let me just let me just brew the the slow falling potions at least do you have the m2 or regen one region one for extended got it oh wait are these good potions on the ground yep yep going thank you speed tune speed speed one last longest oh oh i was just not prepared for this at all the dream just shows up like the just just literally like an hour before like oh by the way we're starting early just i just thought i'd let you know now actually um was that useful and pho to tell you earlier nah nah it's fine we got time good got strength strength bunch of strength invisibilities take a bunch of those yep oh i'm freaking out uh i don't necessarily need all the stress okay i might be prepared i got the sword i got i don't have an axe oh tommy took my axe oh you need to enchant the next do you have it do you have uh another egg yes no i stored it ah don't look at me don't look at me don't look at me don't look at me uh oh there was uh there was another right hidden behind my uh oh there was i left another right up here okay i'm back okay you know i don't even need another right axe i just need a diamond axe there's three there's diamonds in here we're gonna craft one it's gonna be it's gonna be unenchanted don't care it's just for shields all right why did i throw out the diamond so i could store some sticks do you have a do you need another right did you say no no it's fine it's fine you got that right you know what oh god oh no oh this is scuffed oh i need an ender chest i got you i got you here there you go haha freaking out i have 51 levels i can try and chatting something if you want but oh it's fine it's fine okay my inventory is a total mess it is a disaster see him it's kind of organized but not really oh we're going to make it work why did i even bring fire resistance but see i don't need first potions i got got apples okay okay i think i'm ready to go we got the uh we got the ender chest which has these in it which is going to be essential we got the uh withers phil has the wizards i can take one of the stacks of tnt if you want if you want to like yeah which gives phil the tnt i've got flint and steel as well so i'm just chilling oh my god no we got plenty you'll be in the background sabotaging okay we probably have to go honestly yeah let's go let's move i got i gotta get to my dog stream okay just follow me i'm gonna have to spend ten minutes we go to the dogs first and then dogs first oh oh did someone say 708 000 viewers pog the next time the next time they post one of those uh top streamers of january dream i'm going to be beating you probably last time i was in third place but now it's me jude mr beast is sitting here like denied and just doesn't gets like one million concurrent bumps me to second there we go white film straight through the normal portal yeah feel horror if you feel dear we're going through the portal yeah we're going through the portal okay so i was i was like i was i had i realized i had three stacks of steak on me uh i didn't want to like take all of them yeah a steak the steak is always essential as he says that i have three stacks of steak on me it's like whoa okay just a normal thing to do to have enough food bro i came here prepared to fight the whole server and this piglet is sitting here like don't worry tommy i'll stop him i've got this for le man just instantly dies yeah yeah i like gas better minded that's ignoring me that guest was sitting here like i don't see nothing there is no one there i've seen nothing i don't even want to take that fight says the ghast we probably need to be at least a little bit stealth oh i'm going to splash invis potions on us we're going to be in the tunnels to get the dogs so they won't see our name tags okay smart this probably goes so we could go are you sure you don't want to go through the other portal you know what it's it's too late in the plan for there to be variables oh this gas is not mine it's business you imagine if it broke the portal everyone get here i'm going to splash invis all right two four six eight who do we appreciate not the government go well oh that is awesome that's awkward it's me i could be tommy in it um tommy and it's true it is i tommy in it it is i tommy in it don't mind me [Music] everyone follow me i'm in the water i'm in the water yeah yeah under the community house there's in the water there's a gap like a one there's a gap uh in the water yeah okay uh oh i see you i see you i don't know how to get in there though okay hold on one by one in the water for the armor yeah look for the armor just break the dirt all right there we go go go go go go go go go go yeah we're gonna sprint jump screw our saturation okay i'm gonna talk i'm gonna tire out my thumb actually i need that thumb for the for the 20 minute a lot v1 i'm going to be doing apparently true it's all right with the power of my preparation and my friend i cannot fail it's the power of friendship versus the government boys looking forward to seeing the dogs do work okay i feel like i'm like the only person who hasn't he technically hasn't betrayed you on the server technology it's really true everyone's like oh no don't do them with dream i'm sitting like dream is like so kind to me all the time everyone else is like technoblade we need you to fight in a war and then we'll betray you immediately then they're like oh no why is he why is he fighting against us oh my god because i'm i'm not pretending to be your friend i mean we have exactly exactly we have mutual interests all right we're not sitting here like hello yes see see we're like the uh we're like the ludwig video all right we understand i am not your friend all right all right we have that boundary acting i'm here for clout technoblade help me get good oh okay look at the dogs look at this what wait what the hell how about there's actually like a million i have a few we're gonna be here for a while we're going to be here for a while we gotta get it wait can we oh i think there might be a need to do this i know what you're thinking of i know what you're thinking of you're thinking you could just place water and summon all of them at the same time and that was my original plan that was the whole reason i got these dogs and then they said after right yeah i there's like maybe there's some anti-lag thing on the server they don't teleport to you they just sit back down i think they do that normal minecraft too bruh this is why old minecraft is better do you want to do on the is the old minecraft okay so the plan is i'm going to have so many dogs and lumanburg has a law against killing pets right so they won't be able to do anything and then i'll win the end [Laughter] okay i'm going to be real for you there's going to be so many dogs left behind there's no way i'm going to be able to unsit every single day move out and then run back in and start sitting them again that's true that's true oh my god they're gonna get entity crammed when i try to leave quick someone make the door wider i'll do it i'll do it okay they're teleported in front of me i can't unsit the dogs fast enough suffering from success well don't worry you can come back here for a round two once your dogs all die okay we killed all the dogs two minutes later another five more dogs yeah we have to make sure that we don't spawn the withers whilst the dogs are in play or at least if yeah yeah yeah the dogs the dogs are gonna die because the dogs will just get targeted by the weather the withers are gonna ignore everyone because there's so many more dogs to kill yeah oh my god okay that that's good or not right wait are you gonna are you splashing the dogs with invis that was my plan and strength that is evil yeah they're not gonna know what's killing them oh my gosh okay i need to i need to ender pearl out of here okay so the dogs don't all die it's gonna be really awkward if i land in front of like 20 people oh god oh good god there they go okay dream where are we for the plan where are we meeting for the plan dream um i am outside lemanberg and i am slightly visible ah all your talks uh yeah i'm i'm purling over they're all dying am i dying oh yeah they're taking fall damage but they're okay i can't even move i can't even move in a straight line oh i'm i'm i'm in this where are you oh my god oh my god this is stuff oh i see this is scuffed oh you see the dogs i do i don't see how you wouldn't see the dogs it's kind of hard to miss the dogs are all pushing me away techno i missed you completely you said still still stencil okay thank you oh some dogs are invis it's fine it's fine they won't notice they won't notice i just have a feeling they're gonna show up some point okay so how about i'm gonna go ahead and get started i might actually take longer 20 minutes you see this big contraption above us that's all going to be like redstone and stuff so oh wow that's so subtle so that's so subtle they won't suspect i thought you were going to be like the sky limit dream what is this is it the tnt would blow up in midair they won't they won't suspect they won't suspect you know what okay you know they suspect what are they gonna do they're gonna tower up i'll just blow them off the truth is cream you're probably fine because i didn't notice that until you pointed it out probably because there's 500 dogs that's true that's true you're doing you do a good job distracting so i think that probably uh this is where i leave you and i guess just just garbage when they show up just all right that's it i'll stall for time you're thinking like 25 minutes yeah 20 25 minutes we'll get into position all right best of luck to the both of you this is the day we destroy everything you know the signal phil all right good luck dream phil when i shoot fireworks into the sky it's wither time a rip to that one wolf that suffocated i'm actually going to get an alert in the chat whenever a wolf dies so that'll be nice it's going gonna announce your location i probably should do that but dreams pillaring up so i'll wait a bit um let me just slowly walk towards the man brew you think they'll notice my dogs i think there's a bunch of invis dogs in here and you just can't tell because there's so many non-invis dogs i can't even walk forward the the dogs they're bumping me aside there's so many dudes bro i'm gonna i'm gonna switch to their vc and yell at them where the heck are these guys uh dc4 okay let me uh i'm going in hey idiots where are you at hey guys i'm in your house stealing your stuff well you're not there you don't know where my house is i'm right outside lemanberg boys where are you guys at there's 25 more minutes no you're not bro you think i'm going to wait you think i'm going to sit you know what tommy you know what there is 24 minutes i'm not there right now i'm actually i'm not there right now there's no need to check there's no need to go to your base for another 24 more minutes tommy it's a very strangely ominous thing to say there's just no you know what you guys take your time take your time obsidian great take your time tommy teleblade wait what no stop it now where where are you i'm in lebanon perk what do you think those are minecraft phil's that oh that was my phil's a minecraft impression isn't it great isn't it great that's also his laugh right that was a sound board that's why it played while i was talking all right he's not here is that you uh that's me that's me phil you are the least stealthy person on this planet i really feel like i'm a i'm a difficult person to miss no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no time out 30 more minutes we have 30 more minutes you got nothing tommy you have nothing where is your army where is my uh i wasn't honorable about about the 1v like 30 that's going to happen i'm sorry oh no no all right do you have a water bucket where the heck are you guys please jessica can i borrow that please why is it just me and you why is it just why are there just two guys here where is everyone else where the [ __ ] is everyone okay okay is this your army man i over prepared for this what's wrong there was there was literally nothing there tommy that was it was just a crater oh dream tommy what are you doing [Laughter] wait there was a flint and steel no i dropped it again i'm stupid now your stuff is getting burned going on i can't see your stuff there's too many dogs i can't burn the stuff this sucks why are there so many dogs oh you messed up you messed up jesus christ okay okay are you you um up i just got my spawn oh my god oh my god what the hell you messed up tubbo let loose the dogs of war get out of here punk you idiot what the hell are you doing really thought he was slick he's like oh man i'm about to jump technoblade and nothing bad is going to happen you realize we're just going to kill all these dogs as soon as you go techno i've already killed three of you guys oh yeah hit me with that axe puns hit me with that axe i'm running i'm running i don't want to die wait did i actually get back my trident [Music] what are you doing so many i just killed like 50 of my dogs by accident not the sweeping edge there's no way this is at all legal get him dogs get him holy crap nintendo blade peter won't be happy about this hey you guys aren't allowed to kill these dogs no killing pets no killing pets in le mans shield on the wall oh welcome back this is actually not great yeah good luck chasing me idiots way too many dogs okay regroup where is everyone where is everybody bro there's a whole battle going on right here what are you doing oh my god oh yeah shields gonna help you from the wolves killing those animals what's going on kill the dogs kill the dog oh god i didn't think they'd have sap now no one kills animals like sapnap that's this whole thing that's true get out of here jack manifold dogs attacks dogs attack jack it's supposed to start yo dog's attack oh aaron's just gunning down my dogs what is this oh my gosh everyone focus where's turbo you guys i'm here what the hell you know what i'm feeling merciful if you guys all back off and let me blow up this country you can live what how exactly are you going to do that with dogs holy [ __ ] i was so late bro so many of my dogs so many of my dogs have died all right they're almost all dead you literally said you killed like 50 of your dogs what are you doing uh it was probably only like 20 of my dogs to be fair well how many did you bring too many don't enough hello oh you're saying you're not traveling just have oh 17 minutes take your time rambu no need to show up [Laughter] where are you i'm literally right next to you tommy look after you i see you i see you hey tommy you're in bed for me yeah yeah he's sleeping on the job there you go oh there we go all right okay the signal why did i pearl into it okay okay no no no no no no this is not good there's like five okay i don't even have [ __ ] okay all right did you spot him on the bees why'd you oh it's on me what are you doing here i'm stealing from the country there's oh my god over there oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] oh no no no no no no i should have kept more invis potions that would have been a good idea who is this mind your business find your business run jack run i'm trying i'm ready oh hello tommy in it my countdown i'm running no no [ __ ] okay what wither is attacking me what is this what is this this is not intended oh why did you kill me oh jack's got two on him that's not good i mean i need to i need to get my stuff back i need invis potions hi nikki there's one here mickey i gave you some stuff uh-huh oh my god nikki can i speak what's the difference there's an entire underground show looking for invis potions we can't fight this solo i'm already grouped up where is everything okay right i'm coming there's nothing in here i should have brought up but i can't listen to me oh hello let's just where are you i am in the middle of le mansburg okay get in the key you know what come on get in the caravan i'm getting in the okay okay oh the caravan that'll save you okay listen to me okay listen to me oh my god listen i know this oh they're going after me oh the cruel irony we go for the winner we fight one winner at a time we fight them at the group good luck i'm bringing three more to you guys there are too many oh god okay let me just chill out here holy [ __ ] all right there are restart my laptop nine nine withers i need more invis this was not according to the plan you need a better chat oh my god wait phil phil do you have an invis potion phil meet me to the south oh my god this is really good maybe in the trees get this one get this one this is don't mind me don't mind me sapnap don't mind me the particles smoke screen tactic smoke screen oh god my bit rate it's not high enough for this the bitrate tactics you won't see this in manhunt smokescreen i'm out of here okay okay okay speak to me phil phil meet me in your house kill the wizard meet me at your house phil i don't know i reckon this is a move of techno blades it's not good okay okay we got to kill them one at a time one at a time changes one at a time do not read hey [ __ ] thank you thank you i don't have anything against you you can you can get out of here just flee in the battle no one will know no one will know except that wither accept that weather okay okay it's okay you just gotta lose the weather it's fine very what am i doing here please stick with me i am here with you right okay if you can hear me check this out i'm sorry i'm sorry i dropped there i don't even have a sword punch we're going to kill the withers first then we can fight the blade have fun with that there is an entire whisper on me [Music] oh it's not good oh [ __ ] it looks ugly kill the winner uh i think he might have seen through my disguise just a chance where are you on me what are you doing i'm trying i'm trying i'm actually back at my base i spawned my withers and get him so i can take his things who is this who is that the woman them with invis they won't know who's who this guy's gonna tote him around dying he's not on our side he's gapping i have no clothes oh [ __ ] that's gotta be timo it's still on me as a totem of undying guys yeah yeah he's got a shield this is bad actually let's [ __ ] go let's go where did my ex go here it is let's go tommy now we can get these withers let's [ __ ] go dnt yeah [ __ ] cece's riding from the sky yes yes what the [ __ ] is going on what the what is going on yeah what's going on it's all gone what is the what who is this stay back no don't come over here [Music] i think we've done enough damage for the stall oh yes the tnt the chunker yes look at your country ball tubbo [Music] look at it yes look at me do not shoot do not shoot tommy you had your chance tommy get on my face personal space man we're in a pandemic whatever the government has to go selfish you've used me from the start tommy you're wearing my helmet as we speak we betrayed you he said we were the ones that betrayed you you betrayed me like 12 times look at me look at me right now oh my god you hated government like yesterday you used me as a weapon you won't you've never thought of me as a friend tommy you've just used me from the start you saw me just as the blade that's all i was to you the blade a weapon well guess what i'm choosing what i fight for now and i'm going to destroy the government tommy you all die it's gone we're chunk error in this i probably shouldn't break the bed [Music] probably be a bit um wait who's this shot i'm getting jfk no you're getting what nothing nothing look at me please you just punch me is that is that really the fight who keeps shooting me i can't tell there's too much tnt there's too much tnt here i am looking at you tommy i am the one that did this okay seriously where is this coming who is that up there sapnet but we're having a moment we're having a moment zap nap get out of here get out of here go back to not uploading any videos under any circumstances that was my thing you ripped me off okay sorry we're back tommy you are our friend and you know what tommy you and friendship you never thought of me as a friend tommy i listened to you for weeks what did you do you went back to tubbo the guy that exiled you that chose his country over you people are above the government we i'm a person if we don't you aren't so are we you the discs the reason that this is because they were stolen from it nothing discs aren't people all of these problems are because of your government your government has caused all these issues i believe in freedom tommy you don't believe it when you appear pressured that's not freedom that's you following what the government that was the pro bro tommy that was like four months ago okay it wasn't you i have i have don't forget about the past right now he's president get him out of here he's wearing your helmet and you killed him yeah because he's the president but even when he wasn't the president you killed him as well yeah that's true you're as bad as the government tenant i remember remember when i was sitting there alone against the whole government and you and wilbur just sat there on the sidelines and watched did you step in did you step in were you guys were you guys the ones that stepped in and said don't worry technoblade we know you're in a high pressure situation but we'll fight the world for you technoblade no you guys watched you know what i did yesterday when you were surrounded by like 30 people the whole world was against you i walked in i was willing to fight all of them for you tommy i would have been there that is the difference between us we spent hours don't speak to me of loyalty you were my friend and you betrayed us you never thought of me as a friend the thing about this government is that it was it didn't interfere with you yes it did with us these were stolen by dream i don't care about discs i care about freedom the government we can't have freedom with the government you have your own freedom just let people love what they love man tommy you're selfish i used to think like that tommy you know what they did to me they hunted me down the whole butcher army and they executed me i tried being peaceful tommy but the government made it clear i did the government made it clear that we could not coexist you've done it again all you did is repeat history but worse you guys brought this upon yourselves i was willing to live in my cottage and be chill and just farm turtles but you guys made it clear after you blow up the government that's not how it works that missed entirely that's awkward hey my god action stew of consequences tommy and these are the consequences it's over i'm killing quackity he's got actual armor get back here get back here get back here quackity is it mine or is it the armor i gave you narcotics one because you did exactly this you did this you exploded i changed i was willing to be peaceful and you guys said no it doesn't matter exactly if you guys aren't going oh god what are my frames what are my fri wait wait what did someone do my stream quality jesus is the tnt still hitting it causing everything to slow okay it's it's insanely like it's so much techno blade techno blade you were meant to suffer the consequences for what you did this is the consequences for hunting me down it was no more than that yes yes you could have taken your punishment and left everything taken my punishment and left you literally would have killed me what do you mean left that's not true that's very true but no blade listen you you had you had to you had to and it was fort lamannberg and it was probably oh i hate this what is you've become the tyrant the tyrant bro bro but one man the world will be better the world will be better without the government air strike air strike it wouldn't be a final boss if i didn't have stages why is the weather following me in the sky it's ruining my moment i have like three fps oh hey toppo i mean fundy okay this wither is annoying this is what who spawned this withered me who would spawn withers oh sorry phil don't mind me uh yeah oh my god it's so laggy this is a bit scuffed i'm not going to lie okay this withers sucks someone kill this wither it's in melee mood we can take it it's just like it really likes you i'd actually just prefer if it carried on hurting technoblade you know what i can shoot the floor i played team fortress 2. i know how this works stop following me then i i'm just trying to run when i get down there in two minutes h-bomb you're dead look at this any minute now really there's another one two oh you think there's just two winners oh two withers there's two underground with me and they're targeting me and it's bad phil right they're everywhere well so this is what were you a picture not a fan of government this wither sucks why is it like this it was it's when phil when was this to phil's of minecraft i was forced to kill my own son you idiot you guys brought this upon yourselves you know it oh hey punk oh hey punk every time i see you have less armor guess who's gently gliding towards you punk bro i don't i don't know what the le mans i'm gonna be real with you i don't know what that is no one ever told me about it uh dream said something about blowing up the le mans tree so it's gone it's gone hey i hate trees it's it's out it's that's it it's all god everything one more minute of slow falling everything is gone the downfall this weather is so annoying i'm just wait i can just kill this wither this weather sucks yeah i have dogs my dogs are here yes that's phil's the minecraft that's h-bomb oh my god i'm out of fireworks it was successful that was pretty successful yeah phil you should probably get out of here i'll hold them off i'll hold them off those are minecraft philip how could you wait is the fight over did everyone just give up in despair think i think this is there he's gone what is it left to protect who cares about the tr oh god you're right oh my god i burnt the tree what nice good work nikki good work burn that tree i don't know what tree that was but burn it don't be friends with technoblades yeah yeah it's all gone welcome to the youngest anarchy server in minecraft don't don't don't besmirch fmc's name oh you want to do this right here right now jack manifold i do wait let me i own an axe i own an axe jack manifold oh that's awkward yeah yeah it really is yeah yeah you really lost technoblade god i hate shields yeah yeah i'm really i'm really taking you on technoblade i'm really known for my pvp and you really you're really suffering the consequences all right okay i'm suffering the consequences now i hate shields so bad where's my axe of peace it's probably lost tommy probably lost it this is actually not great i've ran i've run out of potions oh how the turns table how the turns what now how about how it turns table how the turns table that's going in the animatic oh look at this oh you messed up you messed up no you messed up dude that man was sitting there talking so much trash with a 20 durability chest plate oh guess who your chest plate broke your chest plate broke in the fight go ahead get your stuff there's not going to be a chest plate because it broke look at this anymore cap and puffy's looting all of it just shamelessly looting your stuff stealing it shameless i've lost too much please don't do this tell you what tell you what i'll i'll give you some motivation i'll give you some motivation to pick it up faster what is wrong with you a lot of things what are you doing oh it's good i'm pretty sure phil think of your property value man oh well i lost that oh my god oh my god oh there's there's like a wither here wait should we get like a stack of wither stars yeah sure i mean when in rome one in rome you know almost everything again phil i need i need to shoot this weather yeah i got you i got you it'd just be an annoying phil it's it's it's got such annoying movement on i didn't bring my bow oh hello eric hi eric are we friends how do you feel about the government eric i don't know uh eric this battle is lost don't fight for them this battle is lost uh there's no need for you to risk your neck for a country you're not even part of just run along eric just get out of here or a spectate from a distance i don't know you got killed by the wither just from being near me i want more with the stars that's why i'm here you're just here for the grind you're sitting here like yeah i already have two minutes i'm trying to get weather starts man yeah it's almost dead get out of here eric thief thief he's stealing our boss drops get him get him whoops i think you got the star fill yeah i got that all right just keep it just keep it because aaron's here this is a weird way of grinding withers it is it's a great way of grinding withers you know it's effective he's right i mean yeah we can't go to the end so should we like talk to dreams they're following me i didn't know this i actually still have a lot of withers i'm holding him you still have more bill i hate to bring the news but pigs is dead what oh well rip oh rip it's almost like i never knew him well that was nice that was fun should we should we head back home i'm thinking we like to t i want it to be a chunk here i want to see bedrock oh you want to see all right yeah we need to get rid of the water can do all right gang let's clean this place up get rid of the water there's a tsunami warning guys build a dam come on guys if we all work together we can stop the flood guys come on i'm not i'm not lying to you for nefarious reasons come on guys what the heck is this one oh it's so cute holy [ __ ] yeah h-bomb my man yeah only you can prevent forest fires wait are we preventing forest fires uh something like that oh this is all done i think the bombing's over yeah i think we're really planning to do attack no i think we did what we came to do true no it's not a trunk area you guys can't leave exactly someone understands we got to get dream in here we need phil you have a bunch of tnt right i use it i used it all nice i refilled the uh dispensers phil i think i got my trident back in the fight oh nice i think i killed tubbo when it dropped oh one valuable item he owns my ex my acts of peace might be gone forever though i'm not gonna lie i tommy died a lot of times it might be lost to history now hey guys you're not thinking about starting any more government right i mean manifold land is still kind of a nation that exists yeah yeah dream go yeah you really oh i just feel i don't even want to keep fighting him i left it in my in an ender chest so i wouldn't lose it here you go wait wait jump into this water jump into this water um okay that was only like 70 percent my fault to be fair i thought you were about to join the trident and i was like nope but then he was just kind of vibing practically down to bedrock this is sick there's still more water the spots that are just straight down there oh i left my water it's okay i got rid of it h-bomb time on tv sorry i technically don't worry h-bomb i drank all the water hello look at me look at me after that war that's what you get was that just fills his house he had nothing to lose like five lives ago nuke it dream get rid of it wait he's not above me right he's not above me right now okay nuke it then well now he's out of you wait wilbur's in there pause the nukes that's true he's probably immune to explosions it's probably fine he seems like the kind of guy that would wear blast protection rainbow did not run off at all he's just he's just right here i'm yeah you're doing all right man same as yesterday yeah whoo the monotony of life yeah pug every day is an endless cycle yeah oh yeah i'm rambo i'm all sad look at me i got all my things still i've got all my stuff and things still i'm really sad you didn't have to fight in this war jack manifold do you know the risks i know i just do because my house is like two minutes away that's true wait your house is completely untouched i have no house your house property value has been completely preserved your lawn got messed up a bit but considering everything else your roof is very open concept though yeah that wasn't intended okay wait no it's fun it's from relax he's not a government he's just some guy he's just some dude with the house it's called manifold land i don't know well are you guys if the only occupant is manifold wait yeah if he doesn't have any citizens do a press there's no reason to blow it up i just i just gave you the op whose side are you on hbo my own look at me you should kill him kill h-bomb oh oh page bomb oh right yeah yeah down with h-bomb he's got he's got bomb in his name he's probably responsible for all of this it all adds up ah get back here get back here no wilbur oh it turns out he wasn't immune to explosions it turns out explosions were actually his primary weakness no wilbur he's actually extra vulnerable to explosions it's the only thing that can kill him and he's dead no if only they knew that in the exorcist oh no i like how dream is just like taking his sweet time like yep yep this is awkward battle's been over for half an hour and he's just like placing tnt he's having fun at this point he's having fun he's having a good time it is officially over oh it's over le mans is gone crab rave hey hey phillip can i have it in the poll please technical i saw you placing all this and got scared for a sec oh yeah technoblade play said morsel saying relax it was a two block ledge oh and of course it starts right now you have feather falling oh no why didn't it rain during the fight i could have used the trident to fly around i i got some flying in at least i had a scrap with techno blade did you guys have fun i had lots of fun i i did go spur okay hey what if i just pushed him in there no no no no no no no no don't don't don't do that to go spur man ghostbusters having a good time he's having a good time oh that was awesome oh that was great dream that was awesome high fives all around mission success oh this mission has been so successful oh i'm about to die of fall damage by accident i was just waiting to be like looking over an edge and jack manifold just shoves me off and i die and deserve it completely wait i can at least just knock away man wait i can't fly because of the obsidian thing [Music] i can only sort of fly oh this is beautiful hey remember when the server like looked good and had like one good build it's a shame they had a government office that's true we'll always have the manifold house that's very true i mean it's a little bit blown up but you know we'll deal with that yeah it's fine it's that's totally manageable man placing tnt that's man we will rebuild i don't this can't be rebuilt i don't i don't really think this can be rebuilt this has happened once before i feel like you just gotta yeah i gotta give up on the whole government thing at this point man there's no coming back are you still going it's done that's dream man you gotta talk to him it's done oh it's not done i mean it's close it dreams like i don't see bedrock yeah i don't see i don't see bedrock yet all right one second here i don't have a plan steal wait no i got i need to find a bell i need to find a bell in the wreckage a bell a bell it's very important it's more important than anything else wait i can fly to the church of prime i'm glad that the ring tosses you're gonna steal the church prime bell i'm gonna borrow the church prime bell i don't think that's allowed dude well then i'm going to not do that and no one will know yes because it has stopped people before by saying something that was not allowed that's true that's true i always obey the law if anything if techno is known for anything on you an anarchist subscribe to technoblade sellout timer sellout timer let's go uh any new viewers if you could just check to see if you're already subscribed i'm just plugging because i see i have 763 000 viewers we passed 800k at some point today that was insane we're going to go back and talk to the others but first i have to plug my channel because i'm i don't know if i'm ever going to have an opportunity like this we're just like we're just like 100k subs from five mil let's go let's go everybody hit the subscribe button let's do this let's do this i turned my audio down so much but it was probably worth it because i wanted to i didn't want the tnt to go over the to go over the audio hit the subscribe button and everybody become a channel member hit the join button hit the join button but mostly the subscribe button because that's that's free the join button is not for you need money you need money for the join button the subscribe button is very free though it costs nothing why did my laptop shut off this is just not ideal i really need to get a second monitor all right tell you what if i get 5 million subscribers today i'll get a second monitor i promise you i'll do it i'm crazy all right all right i've sold out enough i'm gonna go back to the others probably it's probably sacrilege to like plug channel memberships in the church of prime but whatever man whatever it's fine tnt they there i'm back i was just telling them how i'm going to come back at night and and finish it off and destroy it oh you haven't had enough no i don't know i haven't had close to enough not even close and now bad luck the hero's here you guys stand up he's pulling a george not bound what happened guys i i thought it was 3 p.m pst pranks imagine missing the whole war because of time zone confusion that happens in the olden days like all right we attack at three tomorrow and there's like people that are asleep in their bed like oh what i thought it was i thought it was three that that explains why the australians never showed up when we asked that explains a lot actually oh man i could line up like the perfect triple kill right here what the wow that was not lined up at all that was not lined up in my defense i thought that would be cooler than it was i i i think it's pretty i think he understands i think he understands yeah tommy's an understanding guy man he's fine he's he's fine all right just gotta line up i'm kidding i'm kidding tubble was gone crap rave oh it's a thunderstorm quick get charged creepers get those mopeds you've made an enemy of me jack are you still on the call oh yeah i was about to say i'm like no he's not he's not your house is right there jack are you sure you want to declare war antenna blade i've decided that maybe maybe um maybe we'll just call it quits that's fair that's fair i was i could speed bridge over to your house right now and take 30 seconds no no no i know you've played this dream i have a new bomb been targeted no no no i think it's okay i think it's okay i dream i think it's okay phil where are you we gotta meet up phil where did everyone go i think fellas in the other voice chat okay oh wow everyone's in this voice chat lightning was close everyone's in this voice chat i think at the end of the day the lesson we learned is that the real government is the friends we made along the way [Laughter] exactly yeah why are you doing this to me sapnap why now we can actually fight let's go i can still spawn withers wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait they can't this is a broad moment oh yes he has the efficiency five got the right shovel that's my hard counter i gotta get out of here oh no my one weakness by one weakness you know you know what something that happened to me it's very unfortunate oh yeah hey ben i dropped my sword and just got blown up instantly oh you don't have a sword never mind let's fight yeah you missed some of the festivities ben yeah yeah yeah there's a new you guys do real estate over here oh so much real estate am i good it was just to build skyscrapers oh it's beautiful oh this is so much better than last time where we were like everything's been destroyed but really it was just like i don't know like three blocks deep yeah this is messed up i gotta say dream has really improved on wilbur's design you know like i mean we gotta we gotta pay respect to the original greats but like this is to see we've clearly it's because we we've built we've stood on the shoulders of giants is what i'm saying you know we've studied their methods and then improved it with future technology that was previously not available to bring wilbur's dream of destroying le mans to new heights or new depths i should say new depths there's really not any there's nothing high about this trust me after your work there's not really oh it's raining so long theseus what are these that's so long theseus even god hates him life just wasn't meant to exist oh i wish that happened during the actual battle oh my god oh my god oh wait he actually got hit by the lightning bolt oh this is just oh no the sounds that the uh the trident's making all right who's who's gone crazy with lightning who's become who's become a god i want you to take a wild guess yet i mean i'm going to now if you keep throwing that trident oh god the shovel the shovel it's too strong even bad boy halo's chucking tridents of me this sucks this sucks i don't have to take this i can fly i can fly see idiots gone oh my god there's snow [Laughter] sat nap has fallen to his death i just flew like a million blocks in the sky and then found snow instantly oh no dude so many people do when they started distributing tridents to everyone there were like 10 deaths to snow per day that's bad that's fantastic wait i can still assassinate punk no please yeah i'm kidding i'm kidding it's fine so long as there's no governments here look wait wait come look at this techno come look over here why is your name in your chest does anyone else see that mine yeah sapnap's name it's like it's like at his belly button what the how did you use a wither rose hey dude look at sapnap's name yeah bad boy haley you know what this is what this man short this man short look at him this man one block tall that's his real height his real height i am thor he's three foot four oh my god he's gone mad with power he's gone mad he's gone mad with power dude has made this whole thing look run punk run get him get him i think this is the end for punk i think this is the end for punk i don't think bad boy halo can save him i don't think bad boy halo was trying to save him actually how is punk still alive this is the end the manhunt music is playing doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ugh doo doo doo wait is this using a trident or not i think those are worth the trident right everyone's just dying to light in today i i i punched me bro you got knocked off the bridge by my thorns that is so deserved wait phil says apparently is there still a wither roaming around i think there is i thought with her earlier i mean we could just leave some here in case anyone tries to like repair they'll get jumped by like 30 withers okay here's the plan i'm going to spawn like 10 withers and then i'm going to log out like right in the middle of lumanburg yeah oh my god and that's right that'll just be the next person's problem they'll be like all right guys time for they're going to have upbeat music playing it's time for a fun uplift and rebuild stream and then they're going to get jumped by 20 withers immediately i don't think you can rebuild this i don't think there is rebuilding this i don't think anyone wants to rebuild this i think we should just not have government look look hear me out what if we just put like a layer of dirt that just goes all the way across it's like it never happens no no no no and then and then and then you build cool and then the next epic battle would just be a game of spleef pretty much wait no he has a shovel that's why he's saying this he has a shovel already oh my god he's planning so far ahead how deep are his machinations felt this man's freaking me out wow this looks so cool it is gone it is all gone there's nothing left there's a bit too much stone here for my taste i think i think dream needs to get rid of the rest of the stone the only thing that's left is that it's the air balloon that's where we dropped the tnt from [Laughter] bro we could have done that we could have had like the air balloons be like a trap this whole time oh my god like you thought they were fun decorations but dreams set them up like months ago for tnt how how is pokemane totally untouched out of everything oh that's that's just an act of god i mean that's planned that's blend oh yeah spawn the wither like right through that one calculated phil's are trying to kill pokeyman no clue he's just like nah nah i'm good i'm chilling it's the only thing that was left safe dude seriously put on shaders if you haven't it looks so cool yeah i only have wiggle shaders like the jelly shader oh no you know jesus man this is great sapnip no no please just because he's a reindeer doesn't mean he's a pet no oh i tried you tried h-bomb i really did h-mom was like mr president no good night sweet prince callahan oh no you're too good for this world christmas is over death to reindeer so good zapnap strikes me as the guy to kill santa claus no like santa claus like comes down the chimney and sat down finally a worthy battle and pulls out his weapon oh my god it's like santa's going down the chimney he's like why do i hear someone drinking potions and then bam that's the last house he visited that christmas night oh ho [ __ ] santa claus is just secretly that's just what snapnap does man [Laughter] all right phil where are you we gotta right next to you okay all right phil let's get out of here let's get out of here phil there we go let's go and do another vc phil all right i'm coming with you guys hey get out of here all right i'm not sorry i wasn't sorry i lied sorry about it i'm sorry about nothing now screw government why is fundy following us takes totally totally nice people and just turns them against each other here's the plan phil we can just fly away they won't be able to catch us to the portal dude phil my armor is almost almost broke like twice in that fight i had to repair it with uh experience bottles really i had like a stack of them prepared and thank god my helmet and chest plate would be gone damn oh yeah my helmet's a little bit like a little bit damaged but not as bad as you my helmet is in the thick of it though my helmet's on like 15 phil so look out i'm haunted by it it was waiting on the other side of the portal to push you into lava man it was expecting me to be weak from a box it knows oh all right we accomplished what we wanted oh we accomplished what we wanted to do that was fair i'm gonna be honest when dream said all right technoblade i need you to fight like 20 guys single-handedly for like 25 minutes while i just sit in the sky and place tnt i was like it's kind of seems like he's throwing me under the bus here but it worked out it worked out a lot of dogs died all of the dogs died i think did the dogs kill anyone i think they did i think they killed one person all right probably not the people in netherrite no but dude the dogs are actually so useful because people would keep trying to jump me no they'd like crit me once with an axe and i'd turn around and i'd like i'd hit the s key for like one second and a hundred wolves would walk past me and shove them back apparently died to the dogs the hounds got tumbled bro the invis strat worked i stole that one i actually didn't steal it i thought of that on my own and i was like wait dream already did this sag invis plus strength on dogs no no that that was my that was mine i was talking about i splashed invis on a bunch of people in the fight when there were withers so they wouldn't know who was technoblade oh so then i i i managed to like crit out tubbo because he had no idea and then i i heard i heard them stabbing each other in the meantime yeah i gave it away because i hadn't told them in my offense so when i smashed everyone with the invis like you said oh you just gotta you just gotta take the totem out man yeah i didn't wanna make you frightened solvable problem that's true that's true see that's the thing that's that's the reason why having way less people is a bit of an advantage there because there's less friendly fire yeah we have to use that we had to use their numbers against them well how many people died in the fight today it got to be at least like 30 deaths i saw i saw jack lose all this stuff to that whether you spawned it was just all of his stuff was just there and then gone in an instant yes no phil your farm your farm it's been snowed over all right phil your snow farm is popping off i've never seen a snow farm this efficient we're gonna have so much snow phil you're you're you're a genius you're a genius fellas can we get up can we get a fill some minecraft in the chat i should probably take this down again two four six eight who do we appreciate filzer minecraft yeah it got us enough another what so we wouldn't have to worry about that i was going to say you really don't need that much netherwort like i got to make sure we didn't need it yeah anymore i got like two stacks back for like the uh the original revolution on in november and i've just been coasting off those two stacks ever since i think we still have a stack left from that yeah it's like yeah we got like two stacks in a little bit i should probably make a beacon with these netherstars yeah i gotta store all these items i've actually gained half a stack of capitals from that battle damn all right i still have the wither skulls wait i still have two stacks of wither skulls we only spawned like 15 withers oh wait you mean we could have spawned more yeah i was sitting yeah they did the job yeah it did i was like i was waiting for them to start killing the withers that were already there so we could continuously spawn them because if there's too many withers then they start harassing me you know i think we had the optimal level of withers it was just we were just over prepared yeah true true i did like spawn a bunch and then they started like trying to fight me when i spawned them so i was like okay i'm just gonna yeah just gonna quickly uh run around and get it to just blow up everything i touch i got to use the slow falling potions today it was great that worked so well i saw you just like floating around just like bombing people the airstrike strategy i've wanted to do that for so long that's why i wished it rained because then i wouldn't i it was kind of awkward i'd like find water and then try it if it was raining i would not have to touch the ground yeah because i just tried and fire three rockets trident in the air fire three rockets no one would be able to touch me they'd have to be like shooting in the sky going for air shots and that's just not gonna work yeah it would have been unstoppable even more unstoppable the problem was the withers turns out they can fly oh they can actually track you in the air pretty pretty effectively i didn't expect it fly at you they were just it was just right behind me in the air i'm like bro leave me alone i'm trying to be cool i'm trying to be popular like i got my brewing stamps for my old house actually i couldn't place these you salvaged some value out of it nice wait i still have like 20 to another right in my hand store that store the gap also i used two enchanted god apples today did you use yours nope i still got it i'll get right back yeah i kind of i need my fancy stuff back man you want the two yeah i'll take the totem there you go i'll probably just give it back to you again later but still we're just going to milk the whole totem bonding moment every stream man even even in the chill streams i'm going to be like all right fellas though we're going mining for diamonds and we are the only people online but in case a baby zombie gets there i need you to have this and we're going to do that every stream every stream you're sitting here like the technoblade i'm a grown man in full another right i'm not going to die do i'm like phil phil just take the totem for me for me don't die please for me i don't know what i'd do if i lost you phil actually i i guess i'm already at the maximum level of wrath today so so i guess i just do more of this it's not even the maximum level of wrath we only use like 15 of our withers i think we did we did kind of upset will a little bit but i did i did try to tell him it was for the best yeah i don't think he realizes oh look the original wilbur would have loved this it's ghost bird it's he's a bit confused he doesn't have all his memories i watched i watched it take over i watched the government just take over people and just kind of like bro the government sucked i gave them a chance phil they were sitting there like oh technoblade why can't you just leave us alone yeah like i'm the one that isn't mind in his business when like less than a month just like a few weeks ago i was sitting here like i'm in retirement retirement arc pugs oh i i'm non-violent now i'm minding my business up in my little little arctic cabin here and like four guys come over here they try to stab me they fail they try to kill my horse or they threaten too anyways and then they execute i still have the anvil phil i still have the anvil this is the anvil they executed me with i haven't forgotten and they have the audacity to ask me why i'm doing this yeah now they do they definitely deserve this it's so deserved this has been a long time coming oh thank god the tower is gone oh yeah i got real oh it looks so ugly thank you phil i couldn't look at the traitor tower anymore the traitor tower that's a good name for it let me see how the let me see how the traitor traitor pit under here is doing oh oh phil look at this look at this film let me check out the trailer pit you know what this looks like phil it looks like le manburg i didn't have any pearls i can't get back up all right this is awkward i think there's a there's a staircase i got your pillow i got your fellas here oh thank you phil thank you phyllis of minecraft which is the easiest way up let's think this way that's probably this way hey both work it's stuff good stuff let me just get some stone so we can cover up the mistakes of the past we can tear down the sign i don't want any reminders yeah i think we can check off the minor terrorism part i think we're good on that front i think we're good oh i think we're good i think we're good all right it's time for one last sellout timer we're just 80k subs away from five mil phil oh you've got this easy class oh we've got this do i hear five million subscribers for technoblade uh he's so good at that oh my god oh my god he's he can't be stopped he can't be stopped yeah you changed the bind yes oh the bell is ringing so fast you have to subscribe i want one subscription for every time that bell rings i want 20 subscribers per second people let's go go go go yeah one of us one of us new channel members let's go let's go i don't think that's going to sound proof at phil i think they could still hear all of it yeah they can still hear that i want them to hear the bell all the way in leman berg one of us one of us channel members let's go subscribers let's go [Music] nice nice all right let's turn these controls off it's so it's sort of oh and it's snowing already nature is healing phil nature is healing nice i'm gonna go for a little fly i it's snow oh wait i can't it's no no i'm it turns out i'm walking over here i like walking walking is nice well like i miss flying 95 of my dogs are dead so there's that there's that sign they were they were bred for one reason and one reason only chaos i'm gonna i'm gonna go find the rest of my dogs and bring them back oh wait back into enemy lines it's okay i got invis potions phil let's go let's go back into enemy lines did you get the one did you get the ones out of the chest oh i got a few others i got them i got them i got me all right let's go let's go i'm gonna be honest i don't know if all the dogs are gonna make it back considering we have to go through the nether actually wait we can't even go through because it's gonna be it's gonna be a pain getting them all through the portal okay we're gonna have to take the long route on the way back so let's get like a boat we don't have to touch land every now and again i think to get them to teleport to you okay what maybe we'll like leave you at the continent so the chunk is loaded and then i go back here oh wait would a status pill work phil's of minecraft you are a genius let's make a stasis chamber let's go yeah oh my god you guys don't understand the genius minecraft mechanic you were about to witness uh so we need water we need kelp and salt oh we have soul sand phil yeah i think i think i have a little bit of soul sand left over all right uh we need kelp as well if you have it just to make the ball add like all sauce we need some regular blocks i think oh we haven't done one of these in a while i'm probably gonna have to like look it up let's see let me check the turtle farm let's do that i feel like there's some sort of plant there although it might just be grass yeah it's just grass [Music] i want to make this out of glass so it just looks like cooler yeah well if you don't have kelp we can just literally place the water can't we yeah one by one and we'll just make it we'll just make an uh infinite source it's fine yeah okay i have nine buckets right here nice all right this is a tactical dog rescue operation i keep going to this lake every time i need water and it's just like almost completely gone at this point i'm gonna make an infinite sauce like i'm gonna i'm gonna fill in the rest of the lake this is just sad what let me cover it up freeze that's let me put one further up all right some freeze on the top as well i have to try this a couple of times i'm not sure how deep it is oh this is probably good enough okay i'm gonna i'm gonna jump down there all right and now i dropped the anvil oh the betrayal the audience never expected it their expectations are so are so subverted right now i've hated philosophy minecraft all along i never believed in friendship i'm kidding can you imagine we did that oh my god i need one more oh nice there you go okay uh let's give it a test i got this i think it might be to oh oh perfect all right so i think you still have to be in the overworld but uh yeah i'll be in the overworld do you have like any dogs nearby like just one dog that you can test it on like right now i do have a dog but ah we got this i hope this works oh boy it'll be fine what's the worst case that happens i get stranded for dead with okay maybe i should actually bring some supplies just just in case actually now that i think about it i should at least have some ender pearls to get out of there right i mean i'm gonna i'm going to be invisible so it's probably fine but at the same time you know just some just some pearls just some stuff i'll just god this one all right so that's the stasis pearl operation rescue the remaining dogs is a go turning my laptop back on [Music] let me check my subscriber count as i get there okay we just it hasn't updated i'll be right back i'll be right back hold on i'm going to be like surrounded by enemies inches from death and i'm going to be yelling phil phil activate the pearl send me back and he's going to be like he's going to be making a coffee in another room i'm going to die instantly let me check my i wonder if it's updated on my pc that tends to update pretty quickly maybe i've broken youtube it's quite possible it's quite possible why can't i not load youtube.com just load it just load youtube.com one second guys one second i'm trying to get an updated subscriber account here we're still gonna be doing things oh it just updated on my phone anyways we just need 70 000 more subscribers for five mil do i hear five bill guys i will get a second monitor i swear i'll change my ways i'll change my ways you gotta believe me is this actually my isn't this the right enchantments like in the right order too yeah because i put mending on it first because i got it at like seven durability and i wanted to repair it immediately i i don't know if someone's taking this it's mine now i didn't name my trident it's the problem probably should do that i think the acts of peace is gone forever i don't think there's any getting that all right everyone is still online oh no we're just gonna sneak in we're gonna get i don't know how many dogs are left behind but i assume it's a decent amount because you saw how many dogs there were repair armor that would be a good idea but we can do that later that's another reason we shouldn't be getting into fights we don't have we don't have armor i used my experience models guys i can't repair it that much without fighting mobs i'd have to go to the exp grinder which as you noticed is kind of deep into enemy territory i probably should have splashed that before i went in oh fundy logged off that's convenient [Music] i can't believe all this started over a stupid community house all right we gotta get to the dogs phil's the still has not returned so we are in a bit of danger right now but it's fine no one knows we're down here i'm really not prepared for a fight though so we're gonna be probably avoiding those just got to get the dogs back phil where are you let me check youtube.com all right that's even less updated than my phone which i suppose makes sense i remember these tunnels it's fine oh bad boy halo oh phil i need you to i need to get back soon phil i'm going to be at the dog soon maybe i should have waited for phil maybe i should have waited just a bit just a little bit for filzer just a little bit for phil's of minecraft bro there are still like 30 dogs here [Laughter] i am deep in enemy lines i'm getting my dogs i wonder if there's any named dogs still here that were like spared from the battle oh if this works i i don't know if it's gonna work techno it's going to work and we're going i know it'll bring you back but i don't know about the dogs i'm just i'm just hoping i'm just hoping it works it's fine dogs can teleport that's one of their known properties but i think it's within like a certain distance it's fine okay i mean it's worth a try i guess worth a try okay witch dogs are sitting down stand up stand up you idiots you're gonna get left behind just tell me when there's just so many dogs they're all in the corner i guess that makes sense that the sit and dogs would get pushed to the corner what might happen i think is um you'll you'll you'll teleport back fine yeah but the dogs won't but distinct possibility if you are like within range when you go back to if if you go back to back to lumber if you're within range of their teleport distance they might just like zoom to you through underground so okay i have to like just run past i think i have all the dogs all right beam me up scotty all right let's see if this works oh we're so smart we're so smart oh my god oh my god phil's of minecraft's brain is so large oh like i wasn't expecting that to work i knew it would bring you but not a single dog died too i would have seen it in the chat fills a minecraft all right success dude where am i phil so where are we going to put all these dogs though i don't know should we should we try to build a kennel should we put them in the vault why do we if we could put them in this scuffed house the dog vault i don't think we could fit them all in this house we can try it wait it's open though what if they like see skeletons and keep fighting them i could just lock them in that's true all right i'm going to try to sit all the dogs in here no one would ever check this house right that's not right next to my house yeah we're good just so we can have even more friendly mob sounds whenever we're doing our intro the villagers weren't enough we need 500 dogs sparking in the background i'll make a kennel i'm i'll make like a proper kennel that's a little bit just just out of range just out of range maybe by the turtle i saw a bit that would look really good actually so okay wow there were so many dogs that did not enter the house in the first place oh yeah they're outside still oh that's hilarious go dawg let's go everybody sit down sit down please there's so many of you in our house did it kill our villagers no no they're fine they're fine okay that's good where is he i think he's just underground dog dog is that the last of them i don't believe it oh wait there's two over here what the heck okay i'm gonna go outside and there's gonna be like 50 more dogs out here oh just the one just one dog left bro we've saved every dog we've saved every dog chat we did it i can't believe that works that's amazing that was so cool oh now this is a happy ending this is the good end something to mess up only to teleport you but oh my god that was big brain that was so cool the tactics maybe that maybe that should have been how we did it phil because we can't use the water to make the dogs teleport so what if he just teleported me with all my dogs dude imagine dude dude phil imagine oh like you're you're like outnumbered like 20 to one and they're like philzo we've come to we've come to uh kill you or whatever like they did to me and you're just like you and what army i guess it doesn't i guess that line doesn't work yeah no they'd be like you you and what army is gonna save you and you like hit a button and i teleport and like 500 dogs like explode out of my body in every direction and we just start we just start killing that was so cool how how would they even animate that phil that's just it's just not even possible just like a teleport it's like instant transmission [Laughter] that was cool that was cool i'm gonna probably make this a little bit easier because i i place um yeah we can probably make it a bit more compact yeah yeah so that it's like the water's at the surface instead of way up there yeah yep yep all my dogs took a bit of fall damage but you know i'm not going to heal them are you crazy they take like i'd take like 10 stacks of rotten flesh to heal them when i could just make five times 64 or more dogs what is that like 320 am i stupid jesus oh hello doggos it's 320 oh technoblade multiplying things by five truly a math prodigy ignore the ignore the wall painting dogs nobody can multiply by single digit numbers like technoblade that was awesome that was awesome good job good job this is the start of a new era phil it is a new era on the smp nice little soft reset on the world mostly on their world mostly [Laughter] just doing a little soft reset of the government you know as you do as you oh do was cool that's cool uh there was a there's a problem by the way with will um i don't know if it affects you much because i don't know how much you care but um so so he was not happy uh initially when i when he found out that friend had died and that the man berg was exploded his friend in there friend was in there yes i thought a friend was here he moved him yeah he moved uh and i did tell him i did i did reassure him that friend has infamous uh cannon lives um that was so that was the homeless teletubbie did that one that wasn't enough nevertheless he's very he was very angry but then here's the weird part you know how he has that memory thing yeah um he asked me to join and talk to him for a bit and he's completely forgotten that we talked literally minutes ago oh and he is talking to eric and he wants to know what i know about resurrection he wants to be brought back to life oh black magic and i'm and i'm not sure how that's going to end up i don't know what memories is going to keep i don't know how he's going to take it i mean it's quite taxing on the body i've heard quite a taxing on the on the mind i agreed with the old wilbur on a lot of things but it would it was also kind of evil you know yeah it did go a bit more kind of a messed up guys at least you have like actually yeah at least i had like i thought i had the same goals as soon as that's why we got along but i had a reason i wanted to to destroy the government because it was the cause of all our problems it was taking away people's freedom it was oppressive power corrupts whereas he just wanted to blow it up because if he couldn't have it no one could you know yeah you didn't you didn't lay down all of that tnt that he did you wanted to send the message i don't know with with us we'll see how he literally wanted to nuke the entire thing show carl people want to see carl all right carl is actually a lot i should show carl on stream more often it occurs to me that he's like he's perfectly safe but it's like he doesn't exist anyways because i don't i don't show him on stream let me uh don't don't follow me look the other way phil phil i i just turned on my intermission stream on obs no one's going to know we're looking away i'm looking away i didn't see a thing i'm staring at the ground i'm getting jumped like 50 mobs we'll get we'll get you carl chet don't worry carl he has to hide call carl is that precious can't be can't be compromised exactly you don't hear anything chat all of these sounds aren't real why am i actually dying to get this stupid horse oh it's because it's on a leash no wonder i couldn't get out of there okay let me just okay you know what it's fine it's fine and now we escape uh just intermission we'll be right back just an intermission stream just an intermission stream don't worry boys oh i'm dead this is it this is my canon death oh no it's fine guys nothing interesting is happening that you're missing out on don't worry about it don't worry about it we're back phil look at me look at me we got carl we got carl phil i can't even oh there you go look he lives he lives that guy in the super chat will pay me money again you know it occurs to me that of all the days to leave carl out on display today's probably not the best one you know yeah i mean maybe we crush their spirit enough that they don't care anymore i just feel like if any day people were going to come to revenge well i mean tommy already logged off so it's probably fine it's probably fine i mean would le man bird hurt my horse like they did in the past almost completely unprovoked besides yeah maybe we're gonna wait we're gonna hide cause i'd hide calling i'm gonna i'm gonna kill this creeper all right phil just look the other way phil okay i'm looking the other way directly into the sky just look directly into the sky all right we're going to hide carl boys so far away from anything let me go down here this will work intermission stream ah here he is death all right we've almost we've almost hidden carl guys we've almost hidden him i'm in a ditch right now so definitely definitely not going to see anything from down here and we're back and we're back carl is safe carl is safe everyone thank you laserboy 96 for the hundred thank you mr stranger i just got 200 i just got 250 dollars from carl for the showing column yeah the super chat donators just this is a rich people they like carl man he's popular among the millionaires it was so worth saving that horse man i'm so glad i risked skeppy's life to get that horse back [Music] [Laughter] oh of course i knew that i was just gonna go through it and die 50 times he awesome dude came to me and asked for help or like asked for my um opinions on like redstone and stuff he's like asking me like oh what can i do what can i do differently i was like bro i'm not a redstone um redstone five-headed solstice like i just downloaded minecraft last week if if you want to know if techno is going to do it trust me here you'll probably find a way around it and then awesome dudes just like oh you can't find a way around it i've i've rigged the whole thing with with observables he will find a way around it he said it fills it what i see i see whenever someone says complicated words i'm just going to post this reaction image i see i can sort of see my eyes from there just bad yeah i pretend i do not see it i see what you mean there everything is clear to me now um i see i see um react to the saddest animation i watched the premiere have you seen the animation phil i have oh i have it it was paul it was pog sorry i was doing the thing with my chat didn't really need the echo for that one man oh yeah oh no edward relax relax edward edward i'm sorry i stared at him for too long he got conscious he got self-conscious of him i don't want to i don't want to react to it on stream well hey because i've already seen it like three times and i watched it this morning is so good b i'm having fun with the dmcx well yeah if you guys haven't seen the saddest animation you should go watch it it's time to go watch it it's it's hype dude did you see the details they did on my wings there's so many fantastic like satis made it so that when i shielded will from the explosion oh yeah you're the winner of my wings oh the symbolism dude i'm so glad there's so many so many talented uh like animators and fan artists in this community that's always been like a dream of mine is to have is to like be popular enough that people like make animations of you that's pretty much i remember like years ago i'd watch like oh it was like scenarios and like those guys they'd have animations yeah like that one very smart the the one that's like literally just you and dream in your house oh that one was great that was so good that was so detailed yeah let me get the name for people so they can look it up that's in my i replied to it on twitter so if you just go to twitter.com and uh follow me while you're there uh it's at asleep daily yeah they did like this really cool animation it's so good like techno and dream i was thinking i might make like a playlist of like a bunch of animatics i'm in and then make that public i don't know cool that would get so many more views for them as well because like we'll just go to like your channel and see it and be like oh i wouldn't be able to like all of them obviously but you know yeah just like the ones that you really enjoyed or like yeah just hand-picked ones perhaps can't put like a possible that's pretty good i enjoyed it in fact no help rambu i gave him his book back what was that book it just said do not read and now that i think about it that makes me really want to read it but we were in kind of like a high-stakes situation so yeah it was kind of it was kind of do or die dude imagine if like we were 10 minutes into the epic battle and we just spawned like a bunch of withers and everyone was fighting and screaming and i'm sitting here like chapter one of rambu's diary and i'm just like reading it word for word yeah i basically i saw you give him that and i was like okay okay as long as he's got that because that's a really important apparently is that is that important to him for him yeah i was telling rambo you can escape man i'll distract him yeah we we have we have like uh we have a common like we he basically like owes me a favor so like the fact that we let him go listen i i already my an enderman is my roommate i'm very acceptant all right he can if he needs a place to stay he can stay in uh the doghouse he can crash with the dogs yeah you can you can crash in the in the kettle yeah not my house i've taken in a bit too many bit too many people that have betrayed my trust to have them in my house but you know maybe you can give them a little bit of shelter i don't know i don't know man so funny i'm gonna make like the the nicest looking kennel dude it's gonna be so cool all right i'm going to ring the sellout timer bell one last time get those subscribers everybody hit the join button hit the join button everybody subscribe i'm going to end the stream you guys can still watch fills the minecraft if you want open the window real quick oh which window the one that's like oh oh no no no no no no backward you went back where you were where you were are you i'm outside yeah look ring that bell yeah subscribe to technoblade we're ending the stream i hope you guys enjoyed yeah all right

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 11,442,717

Rating: 4.9648905 out of 5

Keywords: Minecraft, Technoblade, Technothepig, Dream SMP, Technoblade Dream SMP, Minecraft Dream SMP, Technoblade Minecraft

Id: Nqg5RPX_QOU

Length: 132min 4sec (7924 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 06 2021