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nobody Wikipedia editors waiting for people to die so they can update is to was huh you know sometimes we just got to take matters into our own hands [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash cursed comments my child isn't vaccinated is doing ok her child hunger poison weakness mining fatigue slowness blindness nausea those effects are gonna last his whole life yeah the whole twenty five minutes huh Oh twenty five minutes of it not even a full half-hour man spent 12 years in a coma says he heard everything including his mother saying I hope you die oh that's heartless holy hell I don't even had to be in a coma to hear that smiley face nah the same my mom passed away May 6 of this year I was also burning with twins and lost one the other night at workouts very emotional look behind me and seen this cloud to me it looks like a woman holding her baby in the air dad mom flexes on you that she stole the baby Google Bing to ape the green one correction they smoked the green one these seriously need to invent a soundproof bubble you can put over a kid's head like those astronaut helmets airproof air proof helmet my dad spent a week at a hospital for a heart attack and this is what we owe 130 1047 bucks an extra 75 cents right on top of that see my dad was smart he had a heart attack and I said you went to the hospital he just died the Fuhrer was just 6 K I do miss my dad though you and me both an x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal anal cavity God the patient explained that I got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed extending out the wings Oh imagine trying to have some fun with a Buzz Lightyear figure then the wing was just extend you're like ouch ah looks like you got a friend in you don't you dare say that Jill ik the last animal you killed is the animal you reincarnated as this would explain the large ant population human again back to the time of segregation you thought this was done no it's not for the color of your skin now it's your medical choices because New York vans on Macs dead children going to school and their auntie Max parents are furious yeah see the only difference is those black kids they should grow to remember oh oh that's so bad unlike this one I don't like any max kids but I also don't want them to die it's not their fault their parents make bad choices I'm horny yo hold up is that 2002 Ferrari f355 spider Hot Wheels on your right my dad used to have one hanging in the rear view mirror one night he got into an accident the airbag impaled it into his face yeah no dips Sherlock we have the same dad then why would you send me the message why don't you hit up why would you hit me up you know I'm busy playing video games sis Jesus get out of here is eating but vegan it is if they're a vegetable oh yeah no thanks chief what is the most unhygenic thing you've done ain't my wife stood a unshowered booty that she poked out of three your god it's like making me cry that's terrifying it's disgusting ate my wife's two-day unshowered booty that she pooped out of three time I can't even read it all the way through man that's like oh no you let it get ripe there's like nah no I know at least two days here's some prunes man I came here to say I had a sandwich I dropped on the floor today but that doesn't even coke close to you f me yeah there were some books on Amazon explaining how to cure autism by drinking bleach Amazon recently pulled the books from their store I mean technically they're right can't have autism if you're dead that's not 200 IQ though chief that's not a smart move forget disgusting me ain't even related all right gonna go watch NASCAR look it's like a vlog what is that there's no way this is a real product this has to be like some of that I'm 14 and this is deep garbage where it's like we're whipped by technology there's no way that this is a real thing I refuse to believe it this crap had to be a frickin fire hazard or something I swear to god no that's what they beat Jesus with he beat Jesus with that Oh that is insane chief your blood tests came back you got no blood my dad is just like this my nephew just said to me is wind made from birds flapping their wings he's so adorable isn't he wrong my nephew is 24 and addicted to heroin clearly didn't get enough Gaussian growing up yeah I devoured his bones and boiled his yummy bones if you're ready to use anyone predict the way you die how will it happen anal bull Oh God you should know the view from inside a cheese grater looks like the movie cube the cube you know the one I'm talking about so I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix oh so that's what my dog sees nah I hope not oh oh it makes me retract finger I just type finger with my finger huh child slave well hold up marijuana beer calcium calcium is dangerous as Frick you know I like to dip my hand in a bucket of milk then jack off so that my little friend gets some bone nice every time you sneeze a random person dies time to get a cold you're a supervillain me praying that all my homies get they wieners suck today why pray when you could do them a favor you wearing socks Oh God Japanese kids when we saw the porygon Pokemon episode for those of you who don't know the the episode that they're talking about was banned because it caused 700 children to have seizures I think it was called I think the actual incident was called like the Pokemon shock or something but it was like insane there was like nearly 4 million people watching Japan and so like 1 out of every 4 thousand people can suffer from like photosensitive seizures and stuff it's so similar kids just like straight seized it's a nutty nutty like happening the 90s were a wild time cyclists are the weirdest looking speed bumps I've ever seen Carol Carol don't say that her eyes when he sees color last when he sees a dead body that's logan paul for you he intrusive penis always have a fight to see who's gonna be the worst youtuber for the month wait a bigger than a subway sandwich you know at least ours tastes better you sure about that chief your cardboard meat and your fake bread y'all do is be unemployed getting girls pregnant how your sperm work but you don't despair Musa my the spread look closely pleasehelp I'm locked up in a very creepy room and they'll try to kill you so please help does my friend need help notic he's five do it I get texts like this from my daughter all the time like dudette I don't want he in the first place this is the abortion that was meant to be get over it it's been 24 years Jesus it's cruel people who have drunk breast milk as an adult what does it taste like ah what I could answer it's sweet and warm and drinking a lot of it will leave a sticky coating in the back ear throat it's almost hard to drink too much of it I drink it straight from the source almost five-year-old account with one comment this is it well his name is the titty-sucker finally a question for me what gives people feelings of power money status 999 upvotes I know what that sound is I'm sorry when my voice like starts getting scratchy I just use it to manipulate to have the highest pitch screams possible and I don't know if that's healthy to get my power feeling I usually just take a dump on the teacher's desk if there bits up my classmates but whatever works for you guys it's like a fan think it's whatever we do you know a mad lass if you pay me $50 I'll show up to your funeral but standing really far away holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret are you free next Thursday you have five dogs and someone wants to owe them how many dogs do you have left five ok let's say someone forcefully takes two dogs what do you have now five dogs in a dead body five dogs in food for a week if you use a big brain old people make me think forever exists how do you know they didn't just meet each other and he's taking her home for some suck and that's it what's wrong with this website it's tumblr bro that's what it is when the Walmart lady asks why I needed so much antifreeze apparently fruit punch for the trick-or-treaters was not the correct answer when you drink antifreeze you can tell the future my friend drank some was it he's gonna die and he did amazing wouldn't the G falls off the graveyard sign and then it's a graveyard when the G falls off for the grape juice hey well wait a minute it's not very fun at all different generations in Russia oh I'd bang both of them I'm Jim the bike thief Barbie Jim the virginity thief got a promotion when you're doing a girl with ten plus abortions and the ghost baby start pulling you in so it turns to a gangbang hey whoa yes a seven hundred and seventy buck coffin and Taylor gives it five stars saying no complaints from grandpa in fact nothing at all they overdue $80 an hour to clean the cemetery alone 10:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m. till taking the job hey there demons it's me yeah boy I grew up across the street from a big cemetery and as a kid I loved playing in there so many great hiding spots especially in the ground hmm what was your proudest gaming moment when i nutted to a GTA stripper at 12 years old never looked back after that when you come back from Chernobyl and check on your wiener there is another good thing I have two hands look ma both hands or you could save time and do it with one hey girl you a newspaper cuz there's a new issue with you every single day oh are you a newspaper cuz I want to rip you open and build a hat with your insides okay where's caffeine really due to your body this is why I stay away from coffee and a footage of crack cocaine I guess that works I guess that's an alternative mummy mummy can you check for monsters under my bed I don't have the heart to tell her he's downstairs and already on his fifth beer this hit too hard so did the father European Asian African Australian baby child people who think all human skulls are the same you know my collection looks a little different it will hold up what does that mean taking date back home her you want to get naughty me yes Santa Claus takes off hot girl mask oh oh oh you just messed up pal also Santa unzips pants did ready you were ho ho oh I'm gonna be going up your chimney how do I feel normal I'm a mom I was walking in the hallway when I saw my son's girlfriend giving him a [ __ ] but they did not see me I saw everything and his penis is huge like at least ten inches I feel awkward around him now how do I feel normal again well porn has taught me anything the only option is to join in smashing people's androids then giving them iPhones okay listen I might like iPhone but I don't believe it's magic and Android the phone is a phone and if it serves your purpose good Anya I personally can't leave the ecosystem I like it too much pour bleach on people's eyes giving them glasses an imaginary jump rope works just as well as a real one maybe but I can't choke myself with a freaking imaginary jump roping or jerking off well that's what workout buddies are for I told my parents I'm bisexual now they tell people do you have a bison I told my parents I'm gay and now I'm being sent to a work camp in northern Kazakh Stan thanks for the thanks for the heads up cap Nick what's the worst legal thing you can do develop a wonderful loving relationship with someone for a majority of your life kids pets trust everything included one day tell them all you never loved them it was all a game you were playing for the last 20 years divorced your partner and leave with the stash of cash and went away for the last 20 years moving to a new country never to see them again I see we had the same dad name the strangest game you've ever played my life yeah characters aren't interesting tutorials too long and they can't seem to find a way to exit but that's killing the character weird game there is now a sign over everyone's head that shows how many times they've masturbated how does your life change my life doesn't change but that kid whose number changed during classes is some deep crampton megalovania will suddenly play in fights you're able to win me smugly shows odds me smugly strolls on up to a playground megalovania starts playing when you're drawing a baby wipe it off with a towel do not throw it in your dryer but a microwave is faster anyways if you want to get it done efficiently I don't trust anyone who uses the middle urinal in a pack of three you are literally asking to pee directly next to someone use an end man they create always confused me especially we need and I could always just share the middle one hashtag friendship thanks Tom thanks 72 hours love you for that James owe me well I have your attention did you all know that once a horse wins the Kentucky Derby it's okay it's come can go up to like it's coming up in value like three hundred thousand dollars that's a big price to pay for a good milkshake Viktor no hahaha holy is the king of gift land that might be his thing shave so clean even reflected in an airplane passing by dude that's a forbidden milk thought and now it's everyone's favorite time it's time to feature a post of our /mk this one comes from user on Twitter they posted it on MK 2 on the subreddit to don't worry no I know my facts well its feature a post from user at Sam underscore underscore Stevenson and it is the coolest draw light this is the one of the coolest things I have seen because the attention to detail is nutty it's like the drew with Harry Potter's wand or something like it it's like I feel like it's gonna wink at me it's awesome thank you so much and thank you for watching this video if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Length: 13min 33sec (813 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 11 2019

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