r/Madlads | HE ACTUALLY DID IT

what piece of pop culture has ruined your first name my name is Karen do you really have to ask to see the manager [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash mad lands okay real funny someone give me back my Twitter for iPhone please Twitter for clowns honk you idiot Dyson makes kid size toy vacuum that actually cleans I'll imagine your kid thinking that playing but the actually doing free labor that's mad I'll take two I'll take three for my three kids airline to help passengers avoid screaming babies superb idea a few years ago I was on a long-haul flight between two screaming almost demonic children I pleaded with the stewardesses to move me away from them and for the sake of my sanity she refused on the ridiculous grounds that I am their father well you know that is ridiculous what does the Delta that sounds like a delta thing to do sounds like a real Delta thing to do I'm not gonna lie to you chief send me your funniest videos it's for a thing you fools the thing was for my own enjoyment to play hit my mic that's actually how I steal memes on Twitter I say hey guys send me your best memes then I post them a couple days later Gordon Ramsay gets bitten on the nose by a puffin followed by Ramsey barbecued puffin breaths don't mess with the best what's the difference between this blue heart and this well this is for friendship and this is for love thanks oh you're welcome friend warning photography of this area is prohibited oh they're taking pictures left and right though what's a US Air Force Base wait why are you not able to take pictures of the US Air Force Base for secrets government secrets I listen I know their secrets they're playing tic-tac-toe and they are they ain't doing nothing wrong what's wrong a little bit of tic-tac-toe one day in my school a boy was receiving award for 100% attendance and he was absent on that day real gangsters don't take awards that man is a gangster through and through that is exactly what it's all about how to beat minecraft without wait wait did he actually not walk the entire time was he like in a boat you kidding there's no way there's just no way there's no way that he actually beat it no I call I call shenanigans there has to be mod work and play there there's no way no no no no no that's fake that's fake that's fake that's lies in sorcery a bush light supply sports fan asks for beer money and ends up raising 1 million dollars for hospital that's what it's all about mr. Carson King what a mad and a good friend not my friend bye maybe yours especially that charities or that hospitals your short at ben shapiro your stupid in poor but i can wear lives why would you tell that to the bot cuz that's just a robot reminding ben shapiro to these short every 30 minutes this guy's bones must be titanium oh dude he's drinking gallons of milk a day i gotta wonder what his bathroom trip is like because that's gonna be terrifying like think about think about that my man is drinking gallons of milk a day when he goes down to take a dump it's got to be like Niagara Falls just straight like rushing rapid of poopoo but his bones is solid can't break I'm the five girls who absolutely ruin your life Julia Julia Julia Julia Julia there's like one fly in here there's always one cuz I live right by the chicken coop in my house there's always one and he's a little bastard he's like I hate I'm gonna grab by his little wings eat them Julia if you're reading this please bring my goldfish back nah somebody's creating account to comment on this what an absolute mad lad I agree Americans we need guns to defend ourselves Australian Melbourne man fights off carjacker with Nescafe bland 43 John I mean you gotta fire that man is John wick don't you know John down under yummy yummy G Fields it's what I be drinking the new boys work Chinese condoms too small Zimbabwe Health Minister Health Minister asks local companies to supply condoms that are quote suitable for Zimbabwean people it is a humble request no way most waiters too big not even oh I made big money a big account no no why my son Bob Wian health minister sounds like that why was I fired oh well for the company picnic management decided that due to liability issues we could have alcohol but only one drink per person I was fired for ordering the cups you are you would be you are a great man like there's nothing bad I could say about him because he looked out for all of his fellow co-workers look at the face of that guy right there is like oh man it's a nice cup I might take it home username - Beavis underscore Sinatra has been terrorizing me since 2004 by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table page well I got another one for you a daycare dad cut me off in the parking lot so I went early yesterday and taught his kid how to ride a bike you can never get that back he took a memory away from the death listen you might have cut me off but I cut you off from bonding with your son I spray deodorant all my balls and five happened and now I need to know why my balls are burning and how long this will last how about you cover the affected areas with icy hot you'll sue the burning nice you know I accidentally sent a wiener pic to my boss once and imagine my embarrassment area to explain that I actually meant to send it to his wife you and I both buddy you and I both what this Creek mean okay Frick who ever disliked my video I learned what it meant does anyone know how to fix this I tried putting it in rice but it didn't work did you put it through a Laffy Taffy press how did this happen it looks like you rolled it up like a newspaper or better go hit your neighbor over the head would you rather count to a thousand and receive a thousand dollars or count to 1 billion and receive one wish I know I'd actually count to a billion and wish for a thousand dollars what all the dollars are $2 bills you're welcome my biggest secret is one time at a party I scared the crap out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as hell and just screaming at me to stop because I hadn't really drank that much before and when I was done since we all was so drunk they put me on the shoulders like a king started chanting my name now everyone still thinks to this day that I'm freaking hard as hell and everyone was shocked that I could take so much but it's all a lie because I replace it with water and that's my biggest secret sometimes for Klout you'll do anything English man dies from drinking 10 gallons of carrot juice so the limit is 9 that is exactly what that means you know I like to wait to board plane so the person seated next to me thinks they'll have an extra space and then I come in right before the door closes and ruin their lives you're terrible you're a terrible person I would hate to sit next to you fake doctor arrested in Kenya after performing eight successful surgeries I think after the second successful surgery he's no longer a fake doctor though is he is he no no guy buys all the fried chicken in stores so woman who called him fat can't have any what a chance what a champion what a champion in the game I connected five pcs to one mouse and keyboard and played as the entire team and ranked I've seen this raw strength only once before yeah have you when he did it for tf2 but it was a team of six floor the man dies an explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave wait how did you do that that's my question how'd you get the microwave in the other microwave they're giant they're big how does soin gain a following on the web nice that what I think it is that's what I think it is the teacher didn't get it though teenager is arrested after buying PlayStation 4 for 8 pounds by Wang in the fruit section and paying for six pounds of food at the self-service - that's a 200 IQ move I'd let him go hey heard you been screwing my girl have that used coochie for you well you know after the first two inches it felt brand new draw the other half and that's it you know what I really admire that's really good artwork I can't knock that that is solid artwork that is solid solid artwork hold on something got cotton wires that's not good concrete jungle baby what it do you at the coca-cola company dmg coca-cola how beautiful it is to find someone who asks for nothing but your company give me your company I mean hey it's beautiful in it high school boys have read it what are you thinking about most of the time I think you already know still to this day ask why you guys are like this what nothing's what's wrong with thinking about studying I got a big test coming up bud and also boobies guinea pig to become father of 400 after breaking in a female enclosure Randy that is that that is a player name escaped his mail only enclosure at Hatton Adventure World in Warwick and broken to the female only area well yeah cuz it's Randy it's Randy what do you thinks gonna happen it's Randy walked right through and carved a path through his heart what does she have a wiener now this is Jared you'll see him once and never again say hi to Jared nah woman orders iPhone 7 online and gets an iPhone 3 iPhone 4 and Aug illusion card in the man well what about that Yukio fusion card what's the what what kind of card is it hello followers my son said they were giving out shots at a school and I was fired up these efforts are trying to give these poor kids autism hashtag any [ __ ] hashtag any vectors hey this is a future fuel director I love auntie vex of parents kid corpses are way easier to carry to the funeral home and involves all I'm saying I like going to Walmart for fun hence the small thing Stan do you like that what's your favorite thing to do in our stores steal watching the friends in show without clapping I still have never seen friends I don't watch a ton of TV so I don't get the whole thing behind the friends like phenomenon it doesn't seem like that like when I see clips now it doesn't seem like it's you know aids dwell at all but at each their own I guess me getting real about environment use less paper you know my eyesight's not great however after printing this out on a oh and full-color I could finally read the message on our poster I agree I will never forgetting the time someone sworn class and the Christian kid yelled at the top of his lungs miss he said the f-word just need to share the words of this legend looks real these are great looks like it's lit and has people writing to tell you to put it out I worked in an oil refinery and people are going insane worth every penny a man was accused of shoplifting after staff plot a suspicious bulge in his jeans only forward to transpire that his trousers weren't full of stolen goods just as 10 inch penis the most hurtful thing a girl has ever told me is that she saved my wiener picking her meme folder oh my god oh oh he took an L after taking my shoes off at the airport I decided I was going to walk this bin as far as possible I want to make the TSA work it ended up on the plane with me bound for Chicago the pilot asked me about it and found it hilarious he also hates the TSA I'm almost home we're almost free the TSA bin is now serving as a sock drawer under my bed nice for 250 dollars an hour I will pose as a couples therapist and convince your loved one that you're wrong about everything thanks dude I'll do it pregnancy is in the air and I'm not trying to catch none of that mess you're closing the wrong hole there's been no president in the history of our country who's been treated so badly as I have the Democrats are frozen with agitated fear they get nothing done this should ever be allowed to happen to another president witch-hunt I feel like JFK had it a little worse if you think I actually hired a photographer to take pictures of my new puffy then you're exactly right because I totally did to altar boys were arrested for putting weed in the sensor burner Oh talk about in the behind intervention divine oh that's that's forced that's a forced joke y'all still tweeting on iPhones and androids and my man's on a Red Lobster specifically from Red Lobster otherwise he's back on the iPhone this is Richard he brought everyone in our French class chocolates on a card because they didn't want anyone to feel left out on Valentine's Day we need more people like Richard nobody likes you from Richard thanks Richard he research your rules yeah have you ever considered researching a character that has taken acting classes all right now imagine like this is fun am i doing keyonnah kion whoo it's so mean is that Keanu no no it feels like Keanu without the makeup Florida teenager arrested again for hitting an RKO on an alligator he already did it once and that's funny already got punished once for those and he did it again a repeat offender is that Ryan in your picture it is how do you know he took a dump in my car cuz Ryan is a man of culture my siblings and I were out to dinner with my dad and we started talking about dad jokes we like all of a sudden my dad goes I've only made three dad jokes my entire life and they're all sitting in front of me right now you take your girl to go see it you step in the movie theater and you see this what you doing I'm gonna sit down I'm gonna let her X ruin the night for us that's pretty good friend came to school wearing a spider-man suit because of a dare honestly nothing wrong with that - he's rocking the Spidey suit he's rocking it this guy yesterday during spirit week at school he weren't very specific about what decades he meant Deus vult I'm here to go crusade Texas man forged his wife's signature and divorced her without her knowing people who turn on the shower while standing below without checking the temperature humanity God Jesus and Satan I do that is that wrong all mine a cold shower a cold shock to start my day alert the system in the 1630s there was a song only played in the Sistine Chapel the Vatican kept the composition of Miserere Mei Deus secret for 150 years until 14 year-old Mozart listen to it two times transcribed it from memory and produced the first unauthorized copy this is one of the earliest records of musical piracy a Renaissance madman I love them all so I'm not gonna try to pronounce that name again I'm not gonna try it my ex-girlfriend is getting married and I'm the DJ I can't wait to play our whatsapp voice notes Oh call me old-fashioned but I was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night wash his work clothes for him convince him to serve a Scottish throne through assassination always have a clean house for him to come home to and it's settled five years ago I ordered water balloons from an infomercial completely forgot about today do you were delivered how about you just send them a thank-you letter in 2024 I love your wife in the videos is she single what does the word wife mean to you just means a challenge and that brings us to the end of our slash mad lads but before we in the video I want to feature a post of our /mk from user Clara underscore gold m'kay fanart Congrats on Mill I'm so late for it but that's really really dope that's slick I love that oh man that is solid thank you so much and thank you for watching if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: Ek1wzMRMUvo

Length: 13min 43sec (823 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 04 2019