r/Crackheadcraigslist | those toes for sale?

this is just art 20 yes well art is subjective [Music] hello you welcome back to mk my name is jack the fun little voice in your head that tells you to burn things and today's all about crackhead craigslist if you've shopped on any community sites online you definitely know what this is about let's go i am saving up for my new college five dollars each or both for eight dollars since uh you're really trying to monetize his creepiness cursed pals to be fair this seems like a good plot for a kid show or maybe you could even make a movie out of it a movie that tells the story about i don't know like toys maybe hmm meanwhile in used cars for sale one portrait of all greg one dollar that's a steal do i love you old greg portrait yes i do there's a reference 90 of you won't get unless you were born in 1985 trade penguin meat for penguin meat oh happy feet what have they done to you just got back from an antarctic hunting trip and have an insane amount of penguin meat all packed in pelleted burg ice never thought always frozen being butchered and packed by our hunting guide and usda approved looking to trade the meat for whatever you have okay but why hunt penguins they're like they're such a weak animal oh yeah look at waddle away oh that'll be such a prized creature to kill antelope i can understand you know they're quick and nimble they they require skill to get but a penguin's got the agility and maneuverability of a three-year-old toddler i don't know it just it's such a dumb thing to hunt i'm selling a nice stone to hold your cell phone while enjoying a favorite movie only 36 dollars price is negotiable oh wow it looks hand crafted too definitely not a piece of cobblestone you just picked up from a construction site i mean an antique recovered collection see the word antique is what gives it the 35 inflation tiffany and co sterling silver tin can that's got to be a jerk 1 025 are you kidding me no way you are kidding me you're kidding me no way oh my god it's legit oh my wow you know what i think it's a good thing it's so expensive because if you do buy it you don't deserve the money oh no no it's worse than just the can folks i am on the site they have a silver measuring tape 2 300 australian they have us a folding mini folding chair for 1750 australian the most expensive ones the paper clip it is 2 700 australian oh but it's 18 karat gold okay that's that's pretty nice okay and to be fair that sterling silver mini folding chair is actually pretty legit if you look at the photo oh look look at that cute little lime on the chair it's just having the time of its life donald trump voodoo doll i hate it but i love it so much fetus i i just hate it i just hate it oh yuck we're fine there's only one of these in stock yeah i wonder why it's definitely not because they've all been bought and if they have then why i don't want to live on this planet anymore caught a pigeon free epping if that's not australia i'm i don't know where it is free bright side skittles green orange and pink free bright side skittles but only the following flavors orange tangerine pink pink lemonade green watermelon i buy these specifically for the yellow and blue flavors i might throw them away if you don't want them i wonder if skittles realizes they'll save so much more money if they just separate the colors personally i would have added orange to the blue and yellow but yeah that's just my pick hamilton beach toaster box only this is a box for a hamilton beach toaster great thanks why not just recycle it that would have saved you far more time and effort than doing this 2017 chevrolet corvette g odometer zero not actual oh fresh off the factory floor then document type non-repairable title oh well i guess it doesn't need repairs if it's all brand new damage burn okay maybe it got a little bit too heated in the factory well it's currently bid at 25 must be freshly started let's see what it looks like you know i can work with this expensive bike that makes you i gotta give him credit this is genius nah it's totally real what have you not seen et antivirus mask 100 thanks but i don't trust men who only show their right nipple also they do realize they didn't need to cover up the eyes and head right like it was it's just the mouth and nose that they're the only main areas magic wand 500 magic wizards wand must be wizard to use made of rowan wood well technically you can't say he's wrong because you're not a wizard barely used glass table just needs assembling comes pre-disassembled in the box ready for you to play a bit of jigsaw i guess if you buy this item there may be a delay with your order yeah probably because the people are wondering who the hell would want to buy this new wwe superstar diva wrestler becky lynch new doll articulated body loose hold up what do you mean by loose why are you saying loose keyboard 44 pounds ah just it's a it's a nice keyboard as his uh hi aiden is this still available no what is no what is that snow wow don't tell me what it is but i need to know what it is chocolate oh thank goodness well at least when i ate it no mario and waluigi drawn terribly on a mcdonald's paper bag five dollars well at least you said what we're all thinking airpods brand new out of your dog's mouth is where it's come from that that is not fresh out of the box oh a potato scrotum lovely and only 2 000 us dollars yeah okay okay free eating bag of chips i don't know why he's giving this away for free that is so much oxygen in that bag normally it's filled with shaved potato scrotum that is a steal custom kfc crispy drumstick crux where did you come up with this idea sorry wrong word why did you come up with this idea and why did you make it so unaffordable for me i need these shoes but when you gotta eat on the go and i right anime protagonist who wake up late in the morning for school looks old stove ah eat uh one two three four five six dollars works it needs element in oven so what you got is a cabinet with a steel plate on top nice lifestyles of president obama usa person that's a terrible accent who can't do his voice life-size president obama usa posing wax statue movie prop display style one to one this guy was so close getting out of the uncanny valley but i think he's just he's scraping against the side that or it's just my phobia of wax people i just can't handle wax museums they creep me out too much yeah just looking to get something of mine serviced a car yeah yeah it's a car service twenty dollars it's it's all i have no bs i know oh at least he's honest about it face masks that i've worn as wow what is your only fans not making enough for you hi my name is jocelyn and i'm 23 years old i'm selling cloth face masks that i've used as panties for a few days for fifty dollars you'll be able to smell my scent all day anyway that was a groan of disgust not of pleasure i'm saving up money to buy a guitar to bring with me to my college dorm i take paypal and venmo hit me up if you want to buy one i i don't know how to react to this it's like hate the idea all you want this girl's clearly found a niche and a market and there must be some demand otherwise why would she be doing this gosh i wish ladies were more desperate and perverted i'd gladly recycle used clothes looking for good shape 2008 ttr 110 wheels need front and rear pick for attention because i know y'all will slow the scroll to look at that tis chesticles free ps4 for girl okay no it's not exactly the most orthodox way of getting a girlfriend but i'll bite free ps4 to any girl willing to send an exotic picture and prove it's them can deliver oh never mind it was for an entirely different reason should have sold it pre-quarantined buddy that's what i did with my ps4 and oh boy i made like 400 bucks within four hours because people were so desperate for entertainment therapy swing 120 dollars that that is very therapeutic i'm sure okay no i'm actually very impressed at how versatile that thing is that's like a freaking transformer also quick question to those who are experienced with these things are they god please no cool tooth 10 starting bit if more interest more tooths can be available why why can more be available oh it looks like it was very recently taken out ikea sofa bed ikea sofa bed it's used but still in good condition few stains on it which can be clean collection only okay you know how about you get it cleaned first then sell it this is something that's quite rare among these sites but that's just a thought you know maybe a way to actually get it to sell i have a reborn piglet fully rooted and a reborn monkey fully rooted available if interested pm me for details what do you mean reborn this is some creepy necromancy i'm seeing but it's got a cute dress one mcdonald's plastic straw okay buddy it's not the apocalypse yet safe short-term rooms for professional single women at this place for 250 a week or 850 a month utilities included no boyfriend sleepovers okay dad well joke's on you he's my separate god please fly swatter handcrafted that that's not okay just don't fight it jack a gippy girl of a rusty car seventy dollars this is just for the digital image that you see email me and i will sell you this image it's neat i repeat this is just for the above image that i found randomly on google buy it and amaze your friends and family oh sir oh so you do not know how the internet works 100 iphone 6s everything is straight but the screen is fricked yeah that screen looks pristine buddy nutella spoon oh look and they've even sealed it for freshness that way you can smuggle this up your rear virgin hair oh please be your own this hair belonged to a 13 year old girl oh it's not their own wavy brown it is very healthy and washed every day or every other day at times never dyed or used hair dryer on it i want to know who's going to buy this just just so i know who to call the police on brand new size 10 140 no lower kfc and crocs they're back oh these are far less affordable no wait these are legit a crossover oh what so the original one that i saw was just like actually trying to copy from something real that oh wow why do crocs exist this would be cringy alone with the crocs if you wear crocs please i i beg of you stop free nether portal free nether portal corner blocks as well as flint and steel not included will take you to the nether dimension need to get rid of an asap please come pick it up in person whenever possible let me know if you have any questions yes how how am i meant to get this off you wedding ring this is a one size fits all adjustable won't turn finger green like all the others unless you tighten too much show your woman how much you love her you know how i can tell this isn't a wedding ring because it only cost twenty dollars that's not a wedding ring it should at least cost my soul squirrel darth vader sculpture in wooden plexiglas box you think you've seen all the weirdest things in the world and then then comes along facebook marketplace virus killer 2400 attention restaurant owners this is the ultimate virus killer it uses hepa ultra violet ram air and static it moves 1600 square feet of air per minute and ultraviolet light kills covet 19. if you tell your customers you have this for safety they will come back this guy wrote the humor himself here let's move on radio alarm saw that's a saw that works as a radio alarm i don't know if i can fit this on my bedside table hot dog stuffed cucumbers florida why why is it always you oh wait wait folks folks it's the hebrew national brand hot dogs inside is this like an attempt to make unhealthy people eat healthy because wow you guys must be desperate unique paper clip hello everyone looking to bottle this one-of-a-kind papal clip yes there are many out there but this one is special since it's been with me since day one in college sorry the only unique and special thing about this is the ad you've made leather couch used used for what also open question why do we still use leather for furniture when it's such an irreparable material like unless it rips a really specific way it it just ruins the item afterwards random stuff i'm asking ten dollars i trade for wild birdseed or bird feeders or women's large clothes but if you really need just hit me up and you can come have it for free i kind of read this assuming it was a man so hearing them say they want large women's clothes was a bit of a throw up for me hey enjoy what you want i just wasn't expecting that use candle on glass plate now look i can sort of dig this some candles smell terrible than what you thought they would and you know you don't want to just waste them and throw them away someone else might like them also a free glass plate oh that's a steal hmm ten thousand dollars hmm i might just get it brand new for ten dollars oh what why does it have teeth why does it have teeth selling my feet pics no one's subscribing to my only fan so hand crafted lexus paperclip ask about financing financing a 20 paperclip body are you sure about that willing to trade a quarter for anything i am trying to start the trade up challenge with a quarter i will be willing to get anything would have to pick up you know what hats off to this person i honestly hope it becomes a fun little adventure for them if a guy was able to start with a red paper clip and trade all the way up to a house i'm sure one day this guy could achieve the same thing uh bike i heard blue bikes go faster so i chucked it into the ocean yeah okay if you crafted the box yourself i'd understand but i'm pretty sure this is illegal portrait pictures epic two dollars oh my god oh sydney you guys really aren't handling the fact you have to go back to quarantine again very well are you pretzels i'm not a huge fan of this flavor i have eaten a little less than half but the bag has pretty much just lived in my living room the last couple days fcfs first five bucks takes it price is firm but these are the best pretzels on the market just not a great flavor buddy just throw them in the bin blackberry it's got six billion gigs of what data storage space concert bookings you gotta specify here buddy et alien image portrait burnt on tortilla haunted strange rare i don't care if it even somewhat looks like it it is still not worth that much money hippity hoppity time to hype up your creative property today's beautiful work is by three who zero one smish three nailed it and their work is an amazingly trippy and cool as hell portrait wow that is some creepy but awesome sci-fi stuff there spacey stuff i i don't know how exactly you explain it it's otherworldly anyway thank you so much for the artwork once mystery three ui remember if you'd like to see your art on one of the videos someday be sure to post your fan art and creativeness on the mk subreddit now that does do us for today's goodies everyone thank you so much for watching as always make sure you like this video if you ever want to see them again and be sure to subscribe and click that notification bell so you're always updated on the latest episodes if you still got some time to burn why not check out some other videos but with all that said it is time for me to eat off so my name's been jack you have been an amazing person to ramble at today and i will see you for the next one bye

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Length: 16min 22sec (982 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 08 2020