r/Crackheadcraigslist | worn once

gaming controller 10 oh i forgot to mention it's broken and filled with demons you don't want to play call of duty [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexi and welcome back to mk today's web waddle is a constant stream of is it legal to sell that also known as crackhead craigslist so settle up for some of the worst retail therapy you've ever had bingo page one dollar i just made it please dm me for details i'd like to imagine the really wholesome story that this is actually a grandma just like selling her peach pie on facebook marketplace because she can't get her grandchildren to come over anymore what what just gently used bean shoe six dollars no why did you make the outside feet squishy the outside feet are not supposed to be squishy authentic lind from virgil hablo keep off rug ikea off white legit okay i've been to wikipedia i've educated myself apparently this is a designer this listing is not for the keep off rug this listing is for one handful of lint produced by the keep off rug short pile of rugs like this often shed and the result is this puffy lint-like product great for arts and crafts or making your own short pile rug maybe authentic lint from virgil abloh keep offroad ikea condition is new warning may contain dog hair or possibly human hair or a combination of the two i think i'm just gonna walk away from this slowly because i have no idea what's going on here oh i i apparently walked in the wrong direction because here we have crucifixion mickey and the three blind mice for and 54 332.54 can somebody find this and review it real quick because it's at 68 reviews and that's bothering me and here we got a 1991 lamborghini aventador it's a kick car using a honda accord for four to five hundred dollars driven 300 000 miles with an automatic transmission the exterior color is wet sorta weight loss knife fork and spoon are you fat cause you're hungry and hungry cause you fat let's turn that frankenstein into a freaking what let's turn that frankenstein into a franken fine let's not sugarcoat it because you'll probably eat that too you realize you can still hold the fork by the base right and the spoon by the base and you can eat cheese with your hands and you can eat fried chicken with your hands and you can eat tacos with your hands and you can eat pizza with your hands and you can eat steak with your hands if you're desperate and why the hell do we have utensils that's my entire diet pick up only free want gone by today was my grandma's not mine no i don't know if it works it's free bring a truck and help to load it no there's no way to plug it in and test it out it's free come and get it if you want it not sure if freezer for food or casket where they kept granny fruity pebbles wait no no no yes i review weird snacks but even i have standards okay i'm curious fruity pebbles weiner i'm giving away the fruity pebbles weiner i made for dinner this evening i originally thought it sounded good but now i'm not so sure it's packed full of fred flintstone's favorite cereal and a very large juicy more than a mouthful weiner made right here in blank by blank if you're interested please let me know it won't last long so hurry up and message me already you silly willy let me quickly retitle this post for you internet man sells locally sourced fruity sausage he says it's more than a mouthful use tupperware used once 20 that's not no no you've just gone through grandma's cabinet that's what you've done you should feel ashamed of yourself ford convertible for two hundred dollars as is where is runs mint i'd make fun of the phrasing here but if you were inside this car during whatever happened to it you probably wouldn't be typing in complete sentences either set of eminem hand-painted rocks five dollars whoever buys these goes on an nsa watch list because this right here is evil glory hole protection 29.99 no this is not a joke meet safety standards all brand new can custom make to different shapes and sizes oh okay that exists uh i have a question there are safety standards for glory holes i'm pretty sure the safety standard for that would just be dult sliding glass door 100 nice sliding glass door assembly required ah some assembly no that's a lot of assembly these for no apparent reason are headless there is a total of 26 dolls three male and 23 female all are made by patel either china indonesia or malaysia the oldest is number 15 1966 and the newest is number five 2018. honestly you don't know much about them so i'm taking offers prefer to sell us a lot but individuals will be considered message for further info and facts serious inquiries only please can you all stop making posts in all caps it hurts my voice thanks also please stop ripping the heads off dolls it's creepy the next thing i see on youtube better not be chandelier made out of 26 doll heads official microsoft xbox 360 wireless controller black new this looks perfectly fine what's wrong with the posted oh 999 yeah sure okay fast and free pee in a cup ten dollars i have clean fists for sale pm me for a cup of piss so you can pass your drug test this is 100 clean i can take a test to prove it but only if you're serious six ounces for 10 24 ounces for 25 a liter for 50 2 liters for 90 dollars you can warm this up to the correct temperature so you always pass two liters kitchen stuff nine dollars for those unfamiliar this is an eyelash curler but you could probably also pass it off as an eyeball plucker rock free condition new brand rock description i will trade someone this rock for another slightly smaller rock it may or may not be haunted no watermelon run ten dollars best for compost all right well that's just plain gross mobile rolling fire pit ten dollars unique rolling fire pit lawnmower satin storage and you would need to retake one side of the handlebar pick it up just outside of city i i i i i pardon the frack how the hell is i'm i'm so confused is this one of those eldritch horrors that we just don't ask about how it runs it just does wait wait wait i'm pretty sure that's a laundry machine drum i'm i'm almost definitely sure of that everything else is still an eldritara though skydish selling my old skydish put it up and get sky sports without getting sky ken put it up for extra 100 pounds oh no probably not the kind of thing you should be advertising not the smartest move authentic president donald j trump's stimulus check for pandemic 349.99 wait what is this is this person not aware how checks work okay all right also why is there a subcategory for bank checks and drafts engaged ring ten thousand dollars they are good ring to wear oh yeah that looks legit totally mm-hmm yeah okay free star wars jar jar binks phantom menace pizza box 19.99 hello this is a free 1999 phantom menace pizza hut box with jar jar bings on it i have had it since 1999. it comes from a smoke free pet free home it is absolutely free to anyone willing to come pick it up i know usa will give it a good home i'm sure there's a star wars super collector out there that's like oh damn i never got the pizza hut box breaking news someone urinated inside my mailbox last night although very funny prank it soiled all of my mail if anyone has any information as to who the perp is there will be an award of 3.50 and a 40 ounce of your choice i will find you and i will pee in your mailbox thanks dennis from this urine stained mailbox signing off look i'm not jumping to conclusions here but what in the high unholy hell hybrid rooster seventy nine 1479. no what you have there is a violation of science custom yeti rambler forty dollars seems legit homemade dinners fcfs get em while they last twenty dollars i must be hungry because that that roll that freaking roll right there i need it in my face oh crap it's been three hours i really need to eat big chunk of deep fried grease one thousand dollars this is a big chunk of deep fryer grace that took years to gradually build up it is solid i consider it a priceless work of art and i'm asking a thousand dollars of best cash offer the health inspector has entered the chat what in the oh god all right there now it's art spongebob squarepants nickelodeon squidward i'm assuming the rest of that says skull twelve thousand nine hundred and ninety five dollars i will pay thirteen thousand dollars to have this removed from the face of eternity and to have never existed at all foot pringles 25 probably from burger king vans black size 8.5 men 25 fan skate shoe size 8.5 we'll negotiate damn people don't know about vintage rare shoes these are an easy twenty five hundred dollars i'll buy them for three thousand dollars please but wait what ah i know i'm gay and can't do math but that that doesn't seem to add up right couch let me know for forty dollars couch has been bucked on for oh my god couch has been bucked on for a couple generations yes your mom's probably been spread out on this cozy piece however my old dog i've grown to take a liking to donate the fracking thing i tell you what shoot a fair offer will load deliver then take your mom to pound town no charge guys help i'm out of bleach and hand sanitizer this this evening went poorly that's an interesting collection of images 2000 toyota celica gt hatchback coupe 2d 2 430 this car is like your mom she's older she's got a lot of miles on her and she could use a little cosmetic work but she's still got it there's lots of potential she needs someone to take care of her and she'll take care of you back also she fits too comfortably in the front but the back seat is real tight this is this is a really creative ad i won't lie i fully approve free carrots excellent condition clean non-smoker are you just trying to get rid of carrots for some reason or is there something weird going on with the bag above it that's just ranch dressing yeah sure this episode has taught me to be suspicious not aggressive at all welsh corgi energetic and loves children not aggressive at all we are firm on rehome fee all shots up to date vaccine record on hand rehome fee text me for more information once again it is not aggressive mcdonald's play how many freaking mcdonald's things are you guys stealing and trying to sell who is on facebook marketplace trying to buy old mcdonald's property a thousand dollars normally twelve thousand how do you even price that out forty thousand plus dvds for fifteen thousand dollars okay there's a story here if you're looking to start your own little side business here's your chance 40 000 dvds at least for 15 000 if you sell them for a dollar a piece you will triple your money what they don't tell you is that it's 40 000 copies of robocop 3 and absolutely nobody wants to buy them free gta 5 xbox 360. there's poo on it this physically hurts me this episode is going to need a lot of therapy faux fire insert for fireplace [Laughter] that's genius nabisco crushed oreo cookies 125 pounds 275 only selling because my loving wife didn't think this was a great purchase apparently do whatever the hell you want didn't mean what i thought crashed oreo pieces perfect for all kinds of desserts and ice cream five boxes each box is 25 pounds all bags are still sealed expires 221 must buy all five boxes i am very thankful to be married to someone who if i did this she'd probably think i was doing it either a for a video or b because i had a very crazy reason for doing so but either way she would just look at me weird and carry on half eaten blue sour patch kid ten thousand dollars yeah i'm not quite sure that's worth the price of a car i will trade rocks and stones for eminem candy i will barter for eminem's my wife said i cannot buy any but trading for them is okay help i have sweet tooth please help well if you're in the market we did see somebody painting rocks to look like m ms i'm not sure how this helps but i'm sure it's relevant somehow and that brings us to the end of the worst retail therapy i've ever had but wait we got some fan art for you from user cotton candy love mk or something i don't know i'm not a youtuber that's really cute i like that and i really love the colors thank you so much for that fan art cotton candy love and if you enjoyed this particularly unsanitary episode go ahead and hit that like button if you'd like to continue shopping at this crappier version of a qvc channel go ahead and hit that red subscribe button smack the bell for extra deals my name is the lexi kitty but y'all can call me lexi have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

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Length: 13min 41sec (821 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 02 2020