r/Crackheadcraigslist | GREW OUT OF IT???

minion coffin free kid-sized my son grew out of it ah did you vaccinate him [Music] hey hey hey how's it going everyone welcome back to mk i'm your host robin the tallest one i'm pretty sure and today we're going to be taking another in-depth look at r slash crackhead craigslist your one-stop shop for all your crackhead needs let's get right to it three a reclining chair very comfortable i need to free up room and it's coming from a complete bug-free home wear and tear due to children more than worth it must pick up yeah just a little bit of wear and tear just a teensy-weensy bit antique aunt jemima syrup bottle one thousand dollars antique we really can call anything an antique at this point can we also if you were that obsessed with the old branding of a syrup bottle before you may have some deeper issues make offers apparently my prices are too high and i just wanted to sell my art so there oh jesus holy crap i want to hear you fart from the front spit on it paw paw i'd give anything i possess to drown even a little less oh jesus i'm gonna start saying spit on it papa in my regular life now thanks a lot for that one baby on board maternity belly ring i don't think you need one of those decorative red bean and rice heel this is a customized heel with red beans and rice for a new orleans touch you can decorate your home or office with this heel i can decorate my home or office with it oh thank god i was wondering would you like more space in a bedroom here's a unique solution no one has a bed like this and your child will have an instant fort castle or study space underneath two matching twin loft beds made completely of pvc pipe bed boards included mattress not forty dollars each pvc no no way in hell am i going to be sleeping on something made out of pvc weird jesus banana holder thingy trade you for a beer uh yes are you kidding me that is such a deal mexican bootleg yoda figure star wars dang they really wanted yoda to be ripped for some inexplicable reason selling mac and cheese taste very good 20 for a huge bowl 15 for a cup that's quite the price disparity there also oh my god what is wrong with you do you not know how to make that stuff comes out of a box it's easy as hell best ding dong ever heat break box dipped strawberries and macaroons i'm good thanks okay one cent starting bid 150 shipping forget it i'm just going to buy it now gelatin casserole 500. description delish update basic casserole contains oysters olives carrots ham peas kiwis cheese whiz around the edge scrambled eggs in the middle anything additionally can be added 25 dollars per ingredient add-on pm serious inquiries only i know what i've got yeah you certainly do don't you i'm about to puke samsung stove washer combo with cd player that sounds kinda neat kinda reminds me of the annihilator 2000 from beverly hills cop3 you know what i'm talking about got it with my appetizer from applebee's don't have much need for it five dollars are best offer we all need a little more fiber in our diets stephen hawking chair eighty dollars jeez that's just mean man about five pounds of cheddar cheese i have too much trying to get rid of some it's refrigerated how old is it though i might be interested because i do love me some cheese donald trump waving goodbye shaped cheeto oddity weird stuff figurine i'm going to wish you good luck with that pet carrier children not included they love this thing the child's not included then we don't have a deal do we relatively clean corn dogs oh someone's about to ask if it's still available what the hell do you mean relatively clean we don't ask questions we just get the job done i mean it's a great job i don't see the problem here grandfather clock without the clock also without the literal rest of the body too it's just the front at least it's free i guess iphone se worked great before just needs a little glue yeah just a little tlc that'll spit shine right out lots of used coffins 500 bucks you know the weirdest part about this post to me is that they say it ships for three bucks with usps first class no they don't fun cork glass yeah it's super fun i'm getting real fun vibes guys look at how fun this glass is free sofa to a good home are you a stoner who needs a couch for your friends to sleep on this is the couch for you it's a piece of crap and busted up on the inside but if you're handy you can probably flip it over get in there and screw that bad boy back together i've only had it for three years but you get what you pay for this hunk of crap is about 99 inches long and big enough for two people to sleep uncomfortably on the best part i have five animals so it comes with free dog hair it's bug-free and comes from a smoke-free home it's actually pretty clean all things considered it's an ugly gray blue color that comes with an even uglier blue washable cover i will literally pay you to come and take it so get you some cash for efforts and free furniture that's a deal and a half though they're honest the couch looks like it's been somewhat taken care of even though it's ugly and probably grody but dude he's paying me to take it good evening my sister's dealer is now selling modernicobot vaccines on his snap story alongside fifty dollar eights if this is what vaccinating the masses is gonna have to look like i'm all for it let's go crack man ten thousand dollars oh thank god he's in stock condition condition used fair alright up for sale is my ex-friend he owes me ten thousand dollars he's shifty dishonest unreliable sneaky lazy and good company when he's on the gear 13 king size ew right shoe only 25 10 carat diamond gem 75 000 does it come with that what is that if i'm paying 75 grand for a diamond you sure as hell better have some food ready for me when i get there right hand drive kit yeah no no slightly eaten webcam 26. you're not even saving any money with that particular webcam after you pay for the shipping it's just as expensive as that model knew gaming chair 350 dollars jesus christ no no you disgusting son of a [ __ ] exotic slice of pizza i'm trying really hard not to gag right now i know you think i'm joking but i'm trying with all of my might not to gag selling eight acrylic nails will sell other two when they fall off pm if interested selling my son's setup because i caught him watching fortnight porn and i'm a christian mother well what's in it 1300 might not be a bad deal also is your issue with it that it's porn or that it's fortnite porn bobby pin free dude no way i'll be right over great price for the true gamer a sign from gamestop complete with lights 18 feet long by 30 inches high i've got two available first with cash and no holds how the hell did you get two of those jesus gaming chair i'm considering it oh wait for that price point absolutely not jesus would be so upset with you for that lord of the rings hot cheeto gandalf five thousand dollars or best offer how about this i'll take it off your hands for free intel solid state hard drive previously owned by a gay man 35 that is one fancy yet stupid looking drive i'm not sure what the significance of it being owned by a gay man is but does that make the price better or worse for me from the 80s a gold thumbnail wait from the 80s sold we know some of y'all have been bald in the last few weeks on your stimulus money but all good things come to an end for fifty dollars we'll remove that tracker from your buy here pay here car make that repo guy work for his money for 60 bucks we'll wire it back up with a battery pack and tie it to a stray cat 10 discount if you bring the cat have you ever wondered what harry potter would look like if he had glasses made from human teeth art doll not suitable for children or animals well thank god you let everybody know that but i think that was a given heart-shaped potato why don't you make some mashed potatoes with it and you can tell everybody you made it with love hi all i have a big hole in my front yard which we will be filling with concrete tomorrow if anyone wants to get rid of their husbands i have room for four big husbands or six small fire hydrant fire hydrant 240 bucks 240 bucks that's it practically identical star wars boba fett slave one jelly bean rare one of a kind collectible it certainly is one of a kind but why are you charging me 63 dollars postage for a freaking jelly bean an inverted hot dog three bucks sure i'm hungry barely used it's worth three thousand but i'm only asking fifteen hundred dollars no lowballers what's it oh i see damn you couldn't just talk to people more photos and information available here donald trump art yeah i have absolutely zero interest in having any more information about this piece come my way so good luck with that have a nice life monster's ink bag with wrapper and half drink kool-aid dude i'm losing money not buying it hi i'm willing to sell my super sperm to any women who think they can't get preggo or guys that can't get their women preggo 500 up front for my services and once conception happens that's on y'all i am not responsible for any hellions that may come to be all liability is out the window cash for sperm and that's that no contract needed no guarantee right off the bat unfortunately but repeated batches available at no extra charge for up to three months just got a recent physical and all is great here haters need not reply thanks 49 i make your plushie long oh my god yes please take this haunted mask away from me please hello i acquired this mask two months ago from an estate sale ever since then it has been moving locations around my apartment my final straw yesterday was when i threw it out and i awoke to it this morning in my bed please take it away i am terrified i live alone please leslie that worked at old library a number of years back you work at the downtown library i wish i could have talked to you then you was going to school so i didn't because of your age i did leave you a note back then after you graduated i stopped at a gas station and was filling up and i used the pump behind you it's a long shot but i hope you see this and would like to meet i know you have a child ramen noodle packets lots of noodle seasoning 80 or more i love the noodles but don't use the seasoning packets chicken beef and shrimp free wood dining table liberal tears of joy okay supreme underwear used once yeah used once quite intensely i can see orange two dollars walk through metal detector pair wow where in the world did you come by those handcrafted paperclips 100 man out of all the things we didn't need to be handcrafted here we are truck for sale needs parts serious inquiries only how much though guinea pig pen a guinea pig cage good condition quite large as you can see fits an entire balding man punch 35 bucks ain't bad though it looks pretty stylish my name is elektra in 1963 i was a hairdresser to the stars and i was constantly booked until well how was i to know that my curling iron plug fell into the hair dye before i plugged it in i don't do hair anymore but i could do yours the adoption fee includes shipping within the united states mid-century wicker recliner what the car rides 10 bucks need a ride to work or store but uber and lyft are too high i do car rides for ten dollars and have deals if you need a consistent ride not a bad service mcdonald's szechuan sauce rick and morty i would never ever buy something like this secondhand but i genuinely do miss that sauce not because of the show but because it was just good okay leave me alone snowshoe custom plow this is not a scam serious buyers only update price is firm i know what i have man everybody seems to know what they have will not separate sold this pair custom plow shoes can custom fit to your shoe of choice patent waiting oh sweetheart i'm sure it is milk and rap cd 15 bucks well the cd i'm not too worried about but that's a lot of chalky milk cheetos shaped like a shrimp shrimp gang chester cheetah cheese shrimp chip what is with people and the cheetos artwork i did of winnie the pooh and bart simpson 2 for 15 i'm good got this sofa stuck and need professional help that knows how to fix this you're just gonna have to force it i'm sorry that's my professional opinion you're gonna be scuffing up some walls way more than you thought you would and it's gonna hurt five guys cajun spice for sale never opened i want real cajun spice not whatever the hell five guys is using big spoon big spoon eighteen hundred bucks forget that croc spurs i can't believe what's become of the american cowboy square pepsi where the hell did you get a square pepsi i could have sworn the geneva convention ban square pepsi back in the 30s boeing 737 fuselage there are a lot of questions going through my mind but i feel like we don't have the time for you to answer them three-piece sofa in brown some signs of wear but partly reupholstered to cover the worst bits from a pet-filled home collection must be socially distanced remote not included just some signs of wear dude just burn it just burn it you disgusting freak for sale three snowballs from the texas snowstorm of 2021 no low balls i know what i have a hundred dollars a ball god people are insane are these the same snowballs that are made out of the fake conspiracy snow picasso is it an original picasso generic car tire eighty dollars wow someone's about to actually die driving that vehicle toilet hardly used yeah hardly fifteen hundred dollars two thousand toyota forerunner 240 thousand miles screw you i'll give you four bucks for it travis scott mcdonald's bag at least it's in somewhat decent condition jesus there are some weird collectors out there though kids leather vest that that's a chicken skin electric cutoff decoy someone about to shut your electricity off i make these decoys gives you a week extra rent to your cousins if anyone has a shutoff notice i make and sell these decoys every time i think i've seen everything posts like this keep me on my toes unreal handmade wife hauler 80 built this cart to pull my wife around at the auctions but and i needed to be able to pull my junk around too so i added a hitch on the back of it great winner the pool oh someone deflated pooh macbook 40 bucks still works just needs to be plugged in at all times i will provide the power cord it's also pre-loaded with software but i can reset at request a thing's about to blow up and kill you handmade breast milk oh so i'm thinking about it what the hell is this yankee with no brim fifteen thousand dollars uh victorian baby heat machine you sold me at yeet you absolutely sold me i want this and on that brilliant note ladies and gents we have come to the end of another video but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art another fan art made from colored pencils another adorable piece of artwork please continue making more that is so cute always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a 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Length: 16min 28sec (988 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 21 2021