r/Crackheadcraigslist | I WANT IT

okay did someone list their baby for three dollars three dollars wait no at zero dollars plus three dollars shipping you're gonna ship the baby i drew and posted this six months ago it's a realistic drawing of nk's iconic hand okay that is really really cool man that's something i'd honestly hang on my wall how's it going ladies and gents welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash crackhead craigslist oh no it's going to be like looking on my personal facebook all over again crackheads guys crackheads everywhere alright without much further ado let's get into it let me rent your pond i want to pay you for access to grass and water looking for a pond i can rent and put my geese on will not install fencing as they sleep on the water and don't wander make some free money what i need is any permanent standing water and grass let's talk business let's not ten dollars for a sexy woman drawing oh that is a sexy woman come with frame i can color if you'd like but let me know before i have more drawings if interested let me know air pods 148 important note some assembly required i have a pair of slightly used air pods asking 150 and they work flawlessly willing to negotiate still has warranty huh some assembly required huh apple watch for poor people 999 dollars hmm something doesn't quite fit here free bacon grease every day my roommate produces a fresh batch of bacon grease and then leaves it in a small bowl as seen above it sits on my counter for about a month accumulating in the process so this would be a huge win-win for the both of us if you could take this off my hands key facts aged 10 to 30 days schneider's original good for all things baking that's barely any grease at all too does he do delivery though it would have been one thing if it was just this singular baby tire monster but you got the rest of the michelin man's children in the background lasagna 10 that looks like a 90 year old baby to me half price fillers and botox i'm teaching myself to do lip fillers and botox with a kit i bought from ebay i'm offering all treatments half price for a month come and get your hollywood lips girls sorry my picks aren't the best they were taken just after the procedure and i had some bruising here are my prices holy crap you're actually charging for this shouldn't this be illegal that's a pretty nifty looking pool one star review from this guy says empty bought this and it didn't come with water livid it cost more to fill than it cost to buy brought this the other day but have nowhere really for it open to offers a tank a weight a tank for 1200 pounds the deal's getting sweeter by the second the more i look at it i mean despite the fact that this quote-unquote tank looks like it was made with sheet metal and a kia sell montana to canada for one trillion dollars to erase national debt montana is literally useless just tell canada that it has beavers or something now for only a trillion dollars that's going to settle our 20-plus trillion dollar debt we're gonna have to sell a few montanas to get rid of that posted one month ago in video games a white ps4 for 180 bucks huh looks kinda like something else that looks like one hell of an uncomfy chair if you ask me freak strings too small for mine barely used just come and get um no lol there's a whole etsy store dedicated to anti-mask masks does this mask make you feel safe i am being forced to wear this this mask is as useless as as what my husband didn't serve this country for me to wear a mask don't worry whether or not the etsy shop owner is anti-mask for real they're playing both sides now they're going to come out on top for sure free sized hamster wheel in brooklyn i will not have this in my house any longer taking appointments to view the wheel this week dude i would take that thing in a freaking heartbeat little stinker rock art huh meet mr roots uh i'd rather not campbell's boy please i need him gone [Laughter] we all need him gone free giving out new ps5 for free hmm somehow i don't believe you a picture of some hands don't really know much about it yeah nobody really knows much about it but for 25 bucks i want to figure it out shimano stratix c5000xg for 350. i'd rather have what's in the mirror tuscaloosa craigslist is wild my son got caught playing with himself at church so his punishment is going to be selling his xbox one for 50 and donating it to the church it comes with fortnite gta and we can meet in tuscaloosa anywhere it has two controllers and works perfect damn kid why church you got a home don't you looking to screw a crack head man for woman my ex was a crackhead and she screwed great nothing better than a tweak down bouncing on your ding-dong if you're interested please hit me up [Laughter] after market bicycle yeah no lowball offers i know what i got 1990 pontiac transport pickup 700 yeah i don't think pontiac ever manufactured a pickup called the transport rare altoids tangerine sours open 10 with candy 2006 collector's item yeah that looks absolutely yummy cup of noodles description still hot come get it open to trades five dollars no low ballers i know what i've got and won't be fooled chicken flavor i mean i could just go get one for 80 cents somewhere but yeah dude i'll come find it since you did the cooking for me these chairs not only rock but they swivel as well they're very comfortable i love sitting on mold these hands free in stock oh yeah those bad boys still available i'm in the mood for two knuckle sandwiches i'm a hungry boy is this still available yes could you do 1100 money is a little tight 1101 that's the lowest it's really good perfect it's in the trash now but you can still just give me the money and i'll say thank you if that is the case can you drop it back down to 1100 selling homemade handcrafted hairball genuine human hair highest quality organic never used never used what would it be used for it's an iphone 11 pro max but it's android i bought it for 1200 and found out later i got scammed so if someone would be generous enough to switch it with another iphone 11 pro max god bless you oh man you suck trade for what shooting house what do you mean oh yeah would you like my used outhouse large airpod bluetooth speaker 40 bucks but freaking why finally some nice satin bikinis for the fellas herbal medicine for men i have herbal medicine for drinking for men only contact me at this number it works within 30 minutes okay what do you mean by works exactly what is it supposed to do doggy rug 200 bucks we had champ turned into a rug when he died last year our new dog keeps humping his head so he has to go only to a good home consider the 200 a re-homing fee holy lord that is just disgusting 40 plus pounds of horseradish in arby's dumpster dumpster dive notice don't contact me or manager because it's just some free horseradish expires around november wow whoo arby's you nasty [ __ ] paying women 50 to 100 to smell socks and feet looking for a woman to let me smell your socks and feet today after five this is real and i'm willing to work with what you have will drive side table 20 bucks side table 10 side table 20 bucks functions great very comfortable leather has peeled off it was a black leather recliner not its gray where the leather peeled huh i thought that's just what the leather looked like handmade wife hauler 80 or best offer a wife hauler you know what whatever dude microwave for sale used but works great used come to my house to pick up thanks a lot okay did someone list their baby for three dollars three dollars wait no it's zero dollars plus three dollars shipping you're gonna ship the baby 2016 chevy silverado with a custom camouflage paint job it's an amazing truck as you guys can see it's 100 camo painted except the tires if you guys have any questions comment below or pm thank you for looking this is so dumb i hate it when people paint their rims to match their vehicle modern white claw art oh only three dollars and it is one of a kind after all thomas 125 tank one for sale thomas the tank engine fitted with a 125 motorcycle engine with clutch and five gears he pulls and chuckles along great this will make some child very very happy question mark nugget sixty bucks sixty dollars doesn't even look like a question mark oh a crackhead wax melter nice okay let's be real five dollars for two gallons of syrup that's a steal all right guys hold on gotta stretch my neck here this one's gonna be a doozy you wanna be the hottest piece of ass on the water with the sexiest ski under your feet look no more i got the ski that'll make you pee i bought this sob almost four years ago and have been getting laid ever since i've only been able to ride her a couple times per summer and she's looking for some new little uh to pull her hair i mean throttle this beluga has the following strap i mean add-on extended d-cut ride plate along with a spare r d plate an aggressive intake rate with another spare 800cc big pin motor none of that 750cc [ __ ] power paint was done back in 2014 and has a couple of chips but nothing you can't get drunk enough to not see blue hydro turf with a thick padded wedge so she don't [ __ ] whip you off the back four degree bars dual carbs because [ __ ] you ocean pro vortex flame arresters because she only breathes fire out the back end primer because you can't choke this alpha female bilge because she'll try to sink your ass one usa flag sticker and if you don't like it buy a sit down i'm sure there's more that this beer is making me forget always stored indoors and taken care of she doesn't accept anything but 92 octane i'm about negative three percent smarter than this post sounds and i ain't hurting for money but this coors rhona going around right now shoot me a text if you got a big pair of coconuts in your panties and let's get this babe in your hands stand up jet ski please text because i'm too drunk to talk boost yeezy 700 flip-flops custom hey only a dollar though that's about what yeezys of any kind are worth whether or not they've been completely dismantled by some wacko we don't ask questions we just restore it oh well that's good might come in handy in the future for me half drank vinegar hey look it's a free half drank bottle of vinegar need someone to come over and drink the rest of it with me willing to trade for bacon grease oh hey match made in heaven with that dude giving out free bacon grease in toronto custom wood gym equipment it's actually pretty sick dude i don't see the appeal of planting things in pants unique small christmas wreath great for a hunter um really hope those suckers aren't still primed custom jean sandals 55 plus shipping man these hands you can catch these hands for free all day any day you'll meet me in the mall dog it's going down block of cement with solo cup stuck in it free if anyone wants it would work great for phil if broken up or i don't know a gag gift either way it needs to go asap cross posted fastest pickup empty cereal box no cereal would look great on shelf or framed on the wall or as a period film prop i'm also including the bag that came inside the cereal box which is often quite rare 420 pounds feet picks only 15 bucks damn she's got some nice foots free lowland eastern gorilla this lowland eastern gorilla has been in our family for a while now but we think that it's time for him to move on with his life he has his own clothes and doesn't require much to maintain he's about six feet tall and only weighs about 400 pounds whoa a bengal tiger hi guys i'm selling a bengal tiger sometimes he barks but that's just because he's bilingual if you don't know anything about tigers don't comment and mess up my business thank you three wheeler with music oh thank god it comes with music very used barbecue pit bottom is out a little but can be solved by placing metal and bottom i'm not paying for that vintage pb and j how vintage exactly are we talking this is a magical rock through this magical rock you can get two wishes i'm selling this magical rock because i already used my two wishes well wait did you use up its magic dude rare goldfish cracker conjoined outline 499 dollars you know someone's gonna buy that [ __ ] 2018 united states government ufo dash 917z dude it's only 160 grand for a freaking ufo i'm buying big head inspired car air freshener okay we would all buy that italian boot-shaped cheeto prison issued coat size xl it's actually a pretty fly coat though half empty coke can unopened 175 000 wow man some of these are blowing my mind hey a 1998 toyota tacoma door for 250 bucks pretty niche but i'm sure somebody out there might be able to make use of it penny from 1986. oh interesting it's only five bucks yes concrete is four dollars oh concrete's four dollars for all those who need jesus in their life this jesus's eyes will follow you around the room i don't think that's a good selling point flying jeans free now that is a steal if you ask me also sheds new light on the concept of traveling pants vintage 22-inch porcelain doll still new in original box is she though yeah i'm out here selling my set for 10.74 how much is shipping a horseshoe crab shell jesus image slash unique gift slash religious keepsake oh forty five hundred dollars man miss me with that dude homemade toothbrush holders okay those are kind of cute i guess free concrete pieces we're taking out our patio via jackhammer concrete pieces all for free great for filling yardwork repurpose u-haul look guys you're losing money not buying it funny review for indoor bug repellent does the job well enough strong minty scent did the job immediately had ants coming through a window i've sprayed once so far a couple of weeks ago and haven't seen any since i did spray it on some spiders but it didn't seem to work so i ended up hitting them with the bottle instead which was instantly effective pikachu demon pikapika pokemon go detective pikachu pikachu plush fantasy animal pikachu fur fantasy monster stuffed pikachu pikachu toy um it's a what again a 2007 ford taurus that doesn't look like a ford taurus no two dollars sold dude weird shaped hot takis ten piece five thousand per piece no questions asked only serious buyers clearly this man has some idea of what he's got there 1993 mercury capri convertible oh my god i love the paint job though you know i'm very very happy that we've now come to the end of this video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this one consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure you get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll be seeing you

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Length: 17min 59sec (1079 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 07 2020