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i guess this is the true ending of that new kfc dating simulator it's carpet looking good wait [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexi and welcome back to mk we are about to take another sanity shattering trip through our slash hmm but first we have some lovely banner to look at from username and farbay i have no title idea anyways here's fan art very nice very regal the hand of fate sits upon its throne and behind it the boy thank you so much and farve all right i am freshly caffeinated with the fruity zoom zoom juice so let's do this wait is this like an anklet or the oh oh oh i just saw the heels keep that archer else that's one small step for man one j excuse me mr whiskers that cat's probably off to go find a polar ice cap to knock off of a coffee table or something excuse me the rest of us would like haircuts too man they're not even wearing masks oh also he's grilling stuff in his barbershop for reasons also there's a stormtrooper helmet for further reasons of there's so much indifference going on this image that i kind of respect it oh no oh no i don't like this i don't like this at all please put this back where you found it i don't like it it's that i what animal is that is that a guinea pig corky unwinged bat unusually patterned mouse spider guinea spider guinea does whatever a spider guinea does your theory is sound but the devil is in the details probably not something you want your face anywhere near in soviet russia guitar play you why is the top of it shaped like a rocket ship yeah rocket ship we're going with that this is ingenious this is just pure efficiency i i don't see any problem with this also if you turn around and you're sitting down you can have a tiny little hoverboard missile thing that you can just tilt forward and shoot out at people for an extra bathroom surprise this post brought to you by fast moving bathroom surprises cause everyone loves bathroom surprises i can't say i've ever seen a tactical tub before but i guess i can't say that now i just questioned exactly how quickly you can deploy that also if you're under it and somebody starts taking a bath you're kind of screwed hi i'm woody howdy howdy howdy woody no can you imagine returning this to a toy store just like oh hi what seems to be the problem harassment no keep going i swear it's a straightaway no i swear just keep going just speed up it'll be fine i promise i can't see what's actually spray-painted on that back wall but it better be the best last words you ever see is this like the single chain equivalent of drone numchucks like even the light looks threatening you have flown me into a tree for the last time jon oh yes nothing quite like spending your entire paycheck on chipotle in one day coincidentally a uh new hole in the ozone layer has just been reported uh you wouldn't know anything about that would you bill sasha nana bananage paprana man i knew plant-based meats were becoming a thing but this is some next level stuff five nights at jesuses have you accepted freddy as your lord and savior i can't tell if it's just me projecting but jesus seems to have just like a tiny bit of panic in his face i'm sure it'll be fine i'm sure it's nothing i'm sure it's just me jesus head for the nearest ocean oh this is gonna end well as terrible as the situation is going to be it's not nearly as bad as the friend who's standing there taking a picture with a flash while his friend is about to lose his gentleman's vegetables i like to think this happened mid-flight like the guy was jumping onto the bed and the other guy was just like ah knife and the guy on top was like oh so it is some say they're still there gotta get your hands squeaky clean squeaky clean it gets even worse if you imagine all the bars of soap are cheese no absolutely not no this is desecration of sacred food i will not allow this someone to get me some mozzarella cheese i gotta fix this mess i this this has to be intentional but also why would it be intentional somebody at osha is currently trying to decide whether to laugh or cry and that decision will be instrumental in their final break from sanity okay yes it's vader okay he's floating the mcdonald's but why why are there people making out in a mcdonald's with their food untouched who sits down at a mcdonald's and doesn't touch their food and goes to kiss their partner i love and respect my partner very much but if those fries aren't consumed in 3 minutes and 42 seconds they begin to taste like cardboard depression and regret there's a pink floyd reference here but i'll go with the don't let anyone put out your fire inspirational quote instead oh look it's me as a teacher i i'm sorry i don't have the homework oh really hey you may think she's going really slow but i have seen colin furs i know how fast these things can go i am yeah dr frankenferter is that you the hero 2020 deserves sir we ordered 20 cameras for the entire park i said that spot but but sir we need to cover the i said that spot all right crew you heard the man it's not our money this is like 18th century pinterest gone terribly terribly wrong it sounds like a great idea but it's so cursed actually this works this if you are in a pinch and your shoelace breaks this works no no no i refuse put that back all of it throw the whole post out sir that is not where beer comes from sir excuse me sir sir you cannot breastfeed your alcoholism here i i i i okay sure why not who cares this one's just really cute i think i think it's really cute please don't tell me this is secretly ruined and i'm just too blind to notice nine out of ten dentists recommend toothbrushes for a healthy mouth the last one recommends a sausage excuse me sir this is actually our swamp you're going to need to come down to the castle with us to uh answer a few questions we're going to need to see your license registration and um ears i i kind of dig this i i would actually buy these little topper things that looks cool ah yes to prove kim jong-un is in great health we shall have him play the guitar an essential part of any medical test screw this i'm an independent doggo i can do what i want whose horse is that somebody's clearly been using cheats in red dead redemption this looks entirely fine with oh oh no no thank you oh no thank you nope i originally thought this was just amazon's same day delivery for tires but uh then you realize it has legs i'm glad they include legs with the kit though just in case you don't want to use wheels on your car anymore huh i i just uh how about no let's just let's just go with no yeah i i don't like no just stop knocking over water glasses is just my form of self-expression i'm just so misunderstood i okay okay hang on i'm from florida we used to have alligators come up on the bank across from my backyard i've never seen one upside down i i don't think they're supposed to be upside down i think those are dead and this is a terrible family photo unless you killed them and this is some sort of victory shot in which case it's even worse hey joe what's that up ahead corn never seen drive through food delivered quite this fast well this is what you get for buying a tv off-wish at least you have something to beat the crap out of whoever screwed up this order how fast was little timmy going what happened to the guardrail why didn't the airbags go off did timmy flee the scene of the crime i have so many questions if only the cops would show up and stop screwing around with that ogre that this just this just looks like a good time i see no issue here oh look gene boots jeets i hate it this works until you realize that at that scale that tiny hand cigarette is about six inches wide and if you ever come around here frosty i'll beat the crap out of you again now brush your teeth with his sausage nose to assert dominance uh sir excuse me sir sir you you cannot park there sir sir that is ceo parking please move your car or it will be towed i don't this is that's that's not how this works you can't use an out of bounds cheat to cheat at physical battle no no stop this stop this ingenuity right now i mean i can see a valid use for this in like a bike vr simulator but that doesn't look like what they're using it for and now i'm just concerned steve i said turn the turret steve steve i said turn the turret ah screw it i'll do it myself i love how the people from the fire department are just standing around like how did this car get here and the car is up on the wire like i'm a bird was that the referee did is it finished i don't think you captured the essence of you know what never mind it looks fine sure it looks sure it looks great this this explains so much honestly that's a really good photoshop wait can chicken swim i had no idea chickens could swim does this mean we're gonna get like sea salt tenders oh i am so excited for that where's that colonel sanders rock i'm hungry oh oh no somebody didn't step back and take a look at this before they deployed it did they we're we're gonna pretend that's a belly button yeah yeah belly button i am the floof but but seriously please don't mask your pets well i wanted my partner to feel really uncomfortable every time she kissed me so i grew a must mustache dash this is a quality great a perfect bamboozle and you get to feed a baby eagle which are not as cute as i would have thought but still fuzzy and adorable oh so this is where target keeps all their trade secrets either that or it's the muggle entrance to diagon alley there yeah i'm that's dedication to a chewbacca style dress of your own dead skin cells crafty creative ingenious i hate it this is entirely intentional and somebody had far too much fun placing it there be careful honey the fan has a knife i what no i don't did somebody already chuck lettuce at this okay i uh kind of want to meet them sir the point of the safety harness is not just to catch the body it's to make sure you survive too oh it's a it's a banana sure it is he looks uh far too excited to be within 20 miles of a playground what the cinnamon toast fracking no guy fieri meets hulk hogan meets a crab no no this is this science has gone too far i see nothing wrong with this this is just cool i like this this is this is rad again unless i'm blind and missing the joke ah yes i would like one loaf of pupper please they are both soft and warm i wish to hug them both and thank you for joining us today my guest says loki the golden retriever loki what do you have to say about the recent milk bone controversy bork a controversial but sound opinion thanks loki oh that is that is vile oh that is oh oh the longer i stare at it the worse it gets imagine having to rip your face away from your partners and it making that velcro sound bye honey i'm leaving for work get your thumb off the painting what are you doing that's a that's a very specific way to water your lawn i i'm not gonna judge but for the entirety turtle penguin with a lightsaber was not something i was prepared to see today but i'm i'm happier for it again this is just cool i like this this is this is a really cool little style unless it was like unintentionally done by a child and you didn't mean for your child to have done this to your laptop otherwise it's a really cool look nope nope that's quite enough internet for today i don't know what rule 34 road we drove down but we are turning right back around i should be focused on the crt monitor i really should but but but tiny hat ah yes another peek at chunk actually i went to grab water while i was recording this and uh came back to that image just being on my screen and regretted many things somebody please save these turtles i i don't think there's such a thing as cirque de turtle but if there is they're doing a fantastic job but i don't think they can get down from there okay again this is awesome like i would drive this it'd be a moving hazard to everyone around me partially because of the chandeliers and partially because i'm legally blind but it would be classy as all hell i looked at this image from right to left so i was like why is there a police person on top of a bookshelf or something and then i saw the uh the man squaring up on the left just the naked guy in front of a pole just ready to fight 1940s gentlemen style i mean that's a v oh oh oh there's a toilet oh the glass is clear oh this will end very poorly for everyone involved oh look it's an introvert emergency bunker if you experience too many people and you can't make it home in time jump into one of these and recover with a few books and a few memes for a couple hours while everyone else leave you alone alright zeus you got this thanks zeus sir if you're going to wear a car air filter on your head you must make sounds as you move throughout the store i'm sorry that's just policy well it's it's it's not the worst thing i've ever seen but it's certainly not the best the look on her face says absolutely everything you need to know about this photo he's weird but she puts up with him because she loves him lobster cycle again this is just some fantastic art i'm impressed never thought i'd ask how many horsepower a crustacean has excuse me ma'am we talked about this your balcony does not count as a parking space please move your car or the balcony will move it for you because it's not weight rated for that again genius design this is great i would totally do this that's not how you make a tree stand i i appreciate the effort but that's gonna be really uncomfortable when you're out there hunting deer they're mine oh mine honestly he probably grabbed them because they're shiny at least some of them are shiny i think i never played magic don't kill me for that the pug delivery service was adorable but short-lived owing to the fact that the pizza arrived cold uncut and with half the pepperonis missing i'm confused did they put something on the bench that makes it smoke in sunlight like did they not do their research on paint is this an extremely hot sun does lucifer hang out on this bench i'm mildly concerned that is the lowest effort lock i have ever seen somebody out there was like please secure this and they were like fine i'm quitting tomorrow anyway i'm not sure tape counts as a valid safety barrier and also it's not actually covering part of the hole y'all are trying to protect us from so yeah i i would get this fixed this frog looks really pleased about its unicycle i can't tell if it's a real frog if it is you have a lovely day sir just waiting for my bus boat to arrive i'm sure it'll still be on time wait wait no this isn't even for something like conjoined twins there are just collars and neck holes for your shoulders that's disturbing but i still want to see somebody wear this ah yes rearrange the cow into the meat box it's me after too much caffeine that is one whole freaking mood right there logically this checked out as far as safety regulations ah maybe maybe that's a giant freaking no it's a water lantern again just kind of cool at jack-o'-melon water lanterns ah yes mr bond your latest disguise is a toilet i see where does my head go oh we hadn't thought of that oh give the boy a shoe he just wants a shoe my dog actually used to steal socks constantly out of the laundry basket right after we do laundry we ended up picking a single sock giving it to her as tribute and she never stole another sock again try getting a pair of shoes just for your dog ah every part of this disturbs me is is this a stat is this a real human is this a st i don't know what it is i don't care what it is i i don't like it one why are there so many snakes two what did that snake just eat and three no just no i'm fine with murders for girder and nope ropes but this is like beefy baguettes sir we got two more cameras from the park good i want nobody to know about them sir one of the cameras needs to be repaired and we can't find them good and that brings us to the end of our slash hmm if you smiled at all during this video go ahead and hit that like button and if you liked that slice of internet cake and want to come back for seconds go ahead and hit that red subscribe button poke the bell for extra frosting my name is the lexi kitty but y'all can call me lexi i hope you have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay awesome stay safe and go make more stuff see you guys in the next video

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Length: 16min 43sec (1003 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 10 2020