r/Crackheadcraigslist | why do these exist?

selling deer nine dollars selling deer sometimes he barks but it's because he is autistic no i i think it's just plain confused [Music] hello you eccentric endorphins welcome back to mk my name's jack your giddy aussie voice on the internet and today we're going to enjoy some crackhead craigslist content now you're here you know you're going to have a good time so why not just like the video already anyway let's get started a six theater chair four hundred dollars good condition just needs re-apostrophe that's it's not the right word but okay i believe the correct term you're looking for is repultrius and you apply more poultry feathers to the cushioning to make it soft again seriously what an idiot moving on metal signs 25 various metal signs and stands 25 to 75 each or 900 for everything have multiple of all signs i'm going to assume the best and maybe this guy has a business where he makes the signs and they're just leftovers that's definitely it that's gotta be it male duck twenty dollars white duck that thinks it's a dog super tame wonderful pet follows our dogs around the property eats out of our hands why are you selling this thing it sounds perfect it's like it's an antique it's box will be far less disruptive just frank these hands free man some people are just desperate for a fight aren't they i'll be honest dude they look about as tough as mine but which i think the only hands they would be able to clap back on would be a toddler's bumper dumper toilet seat twenty dollars don't mind me just gonna go to the toilet behind my car with no privacy while excreting waste in a device that literally echoes when you throw things into it apple ipod 4th generation oh yeah i remember when they tried applying bullet holes to the device for a better speed though honestly by the way that thing is shaped it looks like it actually saved someone's life megan from american dad ugh to be fair at least the price is realistic here 36 dollars and change 36 dollars in change well kept in a jar uh how much you selling that for then uh 45 you don't do maths well do you buddy ten dollar coles gift card eleven dollars let me guess the one dollar is for free shipping stop buying gift cards they are a waste of money looking for a big muscular person to insult my artwork online i am an artist and writer currently working on a joke that goes something like i used to say i was my own biggest critic and then this guy came along and then i post a screen cap of your social media profile name and info blurred unless you have a public facing account aggressively insulting my work with a picture of you and a copy of my latest book either facebook instagram or twitter would be great i will write some material for you to post you can adjust it to sound more like your own words it will be a very specific criticism about the nuances of comic book coloring which may seem out of place on the rest of your timeline just a heads up oh my gosh when you're so well liked you have to pay people to be mean to you if you can meet me somewhere near this time and place i'll give you a copy of the book and 25 upon completion of the post yes i am orchestrating this whole thing for a single joke on the internet i've done it before and i'll do it again please reply with a picture of you or a link to the social media profile you'd use thanks i mean points for the commitment i guess k9 for pause keeper wait is she is she the one for sale of the cage have we stumbled into a creepy kink thing that we weren't really consenting to let's practice sentences waterproof camera kid no camera all their butts so you are just selling the kid is the total included i would totally pay 55 for a turtle they can keep the kid scream or yell for dollars oregon city i will scream yell or use a large assortment of items out of your residential or commercial building windows to disturb neighbors yelling and screaming for 10 minutes 100 insults and profanity 105 air horn for an entire duration of can 55 animal noises 25 butts and pans banging symphony 28.50 why why such a specific amount i know my prices are steep but i provide a very necessary and quality service in a dying industry i will not perform anything illegal anymore please respond to the email for any questions note i am very busy this time of year i will work diligently to respond to every email thanks jerome so that's it people in public freakout vids are just being paid to be weird and crazy in that area they aren't genuinely stupid or plain idiotic at all oh thank goodness joe on rails 48 philly one aged 25 to 70 guy to come over and join my mail train room mutual touching and stuff and nothing more than that i'm not gay it's all at ho scale then after you finish you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster don't break they are my sons we can do this until 4am or until we get tired also i have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer that i need to get rid of so you can have a bunch when you leave it's all perfectly good we just got too much i will pay someone to go and join in on this and just let me know how it turns out just i'll give you like five bucks g defy gravity defier walking shoe i wore them once i have a very narrow foot 3a too wide for my narrow feet original price 155 i am sacrificing for a mere 45. oh wow you should not have shown the underside of that shoe also what is with this logo what my boy ronnie's place seven reviews and five stars how how giving away a free baby named dave this baby is named dave and was delivered to us by mystical flying creatures he is calm happy baby and is amazing but i have to give him away because his forehead is so big he may be the next megamind geez he's even a few years old give him a chance hasn't even started first lunch at kindee and is already getting bullied crispy suck rags dm foreign conveyor shoes high top shoe good condition and super cute what no they've always been slightly dirt grey silly and luxurious wedding ring definitely worth 120 dollars it's worth it it's worth it for sale pierre loafers comfy kicks 199. what are you actually selling the meme fingernails we're selling fingernails now gently used ready to chew on or add to me oh no well there goes me wanting to eat some nuts for lunch today oh even thin chips of this matter the state of uttar you can't just sell a state i feel like this is exactly how doom guy himself would do business oh what is that some lemon iced tea i see oh no it's it's not it's not love and iced tea everybody why is that one green oh toe massager oh no oh that's not a toad oh you innocent christian original emoji pickles five thousand dollars emoji pickles that came straight out of the jar not modified or altered will have certified as authentic serious offers only why is it people think that if you put a face on some type of food it makes it worth thousands of dollars this isn't 1987. braille ebook get it because it's a circuit board trading a jumbo paperclip up to a mustang trading a jumbo paperclip for whatever until i get a mustang this is also better because it's a jumbo paperclip seriously are you returning to the paperclip trend again trade for ps4 or 280 oh that sounds like a good deal but you know what i'm gonna get some purchase protection on top of it just in case want to make sure it stays in the great condition it is when it arrives after all one of a kind doll head twenty dollars i will trade anything for this bottle of sand free okay buddy geez calm down spider-man figure spider-man hard plastic movable doll you know what sure yeah you're right extra salsas let's see if we can get these sold yeah best of luck to you buddy wired airpods limited edition 69 these are unreleased apple airpods with cords barely used ah you should have given it a few more years when it comes across more vintage colonel sanders bench oh boy that is a wide boy gotta have some space for all my [ __ ] hi my name is myve no it's not short for marvin it's short for mark what why why do i need to know that i am selling a used but almost new colonel sanders bench as you can see from the pictures it is in impeccable shape and i'm asking five hundred dollars firm as is please contact me by texting an arrangement or viewing a pickup honestly that just looks so uncomfortable look at his face in the middle just look at that thing guillotine homemade guillotine why did you make one not responsible for any injuries after pick up oh that'll that'll protect you in court sure i am done with facebook today online semen sale considering it's got a car there i'm going to assume this has got to do with a bull semen being sold yes it's a thing look it up brand new apple charger that is so obviously not come on fighting shoes forty dollars geez dude what did you do use them as mitts queen mattress ten dollars there is a stain as shown in the picture well it's clear the only way to get that out is to apply that stain to the rest of the mattress curry night anybody anybody for curry camper for free free camper for the taking we used this to shoot adult videos but due to the terms of my parole i am no longer allowed to produce these kind of videos anymore the interior is pretty trashed and beat up due to the last video we shot housewife goes animal and camper with three dudes the video got pretty wild and there is extensive damage to inside the camper hey it's free what can you expect come and get it i'll help you load it wow that is just a three-act structure in one post isn't it oh and look at the profile picture it's a man holding a sword with his naked wife behind him okay i'm not surprised now free casket to a good owner you were using it as a coffee table what we'll sell for 500 or meet the stipulations coffin free to a local vampire group in houston that's the stipulation unless you are aware of or member of a local club don't contact me i will need to research the group before i agree mid 70s casket like new used once for a family viewing i have been using as a coffee table of cooler for years study and heaviest stuff why are they so adamant on your local vampire group are they afraid it's gonna be used as a coffee table or something instead huh homemade nintendo switch see what i did there do you see the joke here teacup yorkie purebred 600 needs shots oh i know it isn't but it still looks so cute 25 what is it leaf i just love the fact they took more than one single photo cross in the middle of a potato chip found in a bag of chips and of course it's worth more than one cent cake farter east village i know this sounds bizarre but i need someone preferably female to come to my friend's birthday and sit on his cake and fart on it it will be in a public place and will not be a dangerous situation just for jokes well you know usually for it to be a joke people have to actually get it cooler and grill combo leave this high-class piece of artwork by your favorite spot in your yard and all are set cooler lasts for hours and grill is safe to set it and forget it this will go fast no holds can't tell if i'm horrified by the fact it exists or the fact that i can see the benefits of it i have 500 plus ounces of liquid gold ready for purchase 10 dollars for 5 ounces can do bulk order you clearly don't understand the actual price of gold so there goes the legitimacy of this oh what the frick is that hybrid rooster 1500 is that real is it like alive oh god i hope that's a toy though whoever's buying this kind of toy for their kids i i think cps needs to be called water bottle 12 haunted water bottle still phil you've taken away he keeps talking to me uh hey i'm just looking to take one of your dolls i can just take any i want yeah go ahead just take them back get rid of both of them please oh there's more than two though what oh god a boat but boy i have a boat but boy for your anchor location for sale used a couple of times but basically brand speaking comes with two thongs of those indecisive tastes okay this is actually a genius design fresh chicken milk finally got my breast pump modified so we can milk our chickens very exciting just ten dollars per gram approximately 113 grams per bag for 27.50 per gram we can reserve your milk and have fresh chicken cheese in no time for the holidays first come first sir i will not ship i think i just lost my sanity through reading half that post half a sandwich from subway well depending on how quick you get to it it's quite a steal cheeto bird cheeto shaped like a bird 3 200 are you kidding me reborn girl for sale 250 reborn girl three fourth arms and full legs cloth body imp switch oh that's near where i live i don't want to know this abomination exists near me knee high hot cheeto boot of course what is with cheetos being everything ceramic michael jackson moonwalk shoe you think that's ten thousand dollars you really think that is ten thousand dollars looking for someone to smoke meth with uh-huh does anyone want to smoke meth with me can't do it in my place i live with my parents we can do it at your place that's if you live alone or roommate smokes too i just want to hang out without sex if you're in the mood while smoking that i can understand i just want to kick it with someone who smokes the same product as i do i don't have a car so i need to be picked up can you host i'm on a fixed income whatever we have left i'll let you have the rest as long as i get a little bit to take home with me can you do that if someone in your household doesn't do it and you can't smoke in your room like a group home which is not allowed we would need to go to a motel cheap or go to a friend's house who does smoke that's fine with me gosh the more i read that story the more i just feel sad for her i can only hope they better fight the addiction in the future the only justification i can see behind this is that maybe the one percent buy from ebay as well oh look honey this one's worth over thirteen thousand dollars more than a single apron must be really good quality four seater bike that's that's actually kind of cool i'm not gonna lie free logs to anyone who has a chainsaw so you have a tree i'm looking for people who are interested in turning one hundred dollars to four hundred dollars this is not a pyramid scheme we will be selling crack luigi bobby doll pending this this is pending maybe this way mario will finally notice me 2017 mitsubishi outlander outlander oh the outlander outlander i see definitely not uploading the wrong image from your phone scrap metal art sculpture minion adolf hit all right who was it which one of you asked for this real al feathers these are owl feathers because somebody hit a stupid owl on the road so i grabbed its feathers but selling them for 40 dollars can we just envision the scenario of someone literally seeing an animal get hit the first thing they do is steal its freaking feathers like someone gets hit by the car first thing you do you take their clothes god give him in free hot dog fresh hot dog for sale no issues promise why haven't you flushed yet truck for sale needs parts serious inquiries only well it's kind of hard to check it out when you painted it all in camo now before we leave today we've got some more fan art for you this one is by nine like the number oh it is to me oh hello you a few videos back you mentioned bringing back the plague doctor oh i remember that yes [ __ ] are so much cooler yes yes yes than the center face marks yes i still agree to this uh this is their interpretation of their thoughts they call it mvid19 oh no oh dude that is wow oh wow there's like around the eye okay this is cool i'm i'm in love with this so many things to take in it was the hat that has three fingers the face that is technically two fingers ah dude that is so cool don't do that i'm not judging i'm just blown away sorry that this is really cool see this is the kind of quality artwork that is worth at least eight dollars on facebook marketplace thank you so much for your work and i like the number that was beautiful and guys if you would like to see your fan art as well highlighted on the channel be sure to post it in the mk subreddit too so we can see them in the future now that is the end of this video today be sure to make sure you have liked the video if you did enjoy it come on don't be selfish did you never watch full metal alchemist don't you know the law of equivalent exchange also do double check you have subscribed and have that notification bell clicked on so you're always updated on the latest of vids now with that all set is of course my time to skeet out so my name has been jack you've been a lovely person to dibble dabble to today and i'll see you next time bye

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Id: PyUzcP0YJB8

Length: 16min 47sec (1007 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 21 2020