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can I have a double cheeseburger big mac ten chicken nugget ice cream Oreos pizza chicken sandwich ketchup napkin french fries for tomato yeah my hair may be straight but my body's not because I have scoliosis share it to my funky spine friends ha ha I like eggs I will beat you to death paper clip thanks sheep gymnastics glad that's that's you that's your input for the day that's what you get to say for today nothing else that's it and I'm a future post from little blue ninja fan art I hate drawing people so instead we'll draw dragon that persuades people to subscribe well it's that me you'll pay for not subscribing hey look man I'm not violent but it will happen it will thank you so much for the art and thank you for watching our slash comedy heaven if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to find more of me you can find me at twitch.tv slash Damion Lee live and as always I'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Length: 11min 24sec (684 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 20 2019