r/Comedyheaven | please don't talk to me again

hi i am the real fortnite account your account will be suspended unless you show me a naughty picture please okay well since you asked so [Music] nicely how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and no i don't like bird seed because i'm not literally a bird i hope you do know that and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash oh boy comedy heaven oh god damn it not again 10 most dangerous kids in the world yeah you're gonna try and convince me that that's a kid all you want we all know it ain't that guy's like 47 years old minimum i mean look at andy milinakis for christ's sake bill gates i get it warning the boy's gonna get you this is an ad what is this an ad for i'm so tired of these ads that pop up that are impossible to decipher i don't hate gays but wtf i'm very interested to know what comes after this what's the reasoning what's the context what the hell is going on my bearded buddy by the rivers of babylon there we sat down yay we wept when we remembered zion remember oh lord the children of edom in the day of jerusalem who said raise it raise it even to the foundation oh daughter of babylon my xbox 360 blow out what do i do wow y'all check out my new fancy lawnmower now what i'm gonna do is go and check you out some sunscreen my guy how are you not in pain war famine plague and naughty wilbur these are the four chihuahuas of the apocalypse green and salty just like my nuts ohio oh i get it i'm gonna kill you both number of feet one two or three like if you get it i'm out of here guys why do i exist again this world is nothing but pain and i want it to all be over wow i want ravioli horny obama and this was posted in our slash minecraft really is this where we are as a society now please don't do this i seriously can't live without you i didn't cheat on you okay i didn't mean to send that nah but it probably made them feel at least a little bit better i mean look at the giant snorlax blocking the road cheeseburger yeah i think you're gonna want to rethink that lizard not just any lizard this lizard kicks ass huh vsauce it's moby that's moby this is moby is it moby i don't know man ever since that episode of how i met your mother i am never convinced that it's really moby corgis aren't hip hop wrong oh now don't you look stupid right now how to shave your ball sack where's the real tutorial i've been meaning to learn this for a long time custody of dominic ladder match i'd watch that i'm just kidding i wouldn't at all i'm gonna go watch gravity falls again wtf is this you don't wanna know just eat it man thank you fans you're welcome idiots happy birthday jacob love you grandma thanks grandma yum you're hiding from me i will get you here i come run oh dude don't ever sit around when grandma tells you to run you get the [ __ ] out my fans are so creative this is what i would look like as a cookie yum jackie jackie come on you can be doing anything you want right now this is where you are banana shark you know what you're right that does indeed appear to be a banana shark whatever the that means new 2020 funny football vines goals skills fails number two this looks like some primo content i'm gonna go watch this after i'm done recording big house cute babe car create your own mafia city now okay i can kind of understand what this ad is about but what the hell's the thumbnail brother dear dear animation dear brother i'm sorry man i'm out i'm not watching that internet settings networks found shout the n-word for password please stop screaming the n-word you guys are so goddamn funny can i send a picture of my [ __ ] prolapsing to you mad inappropriate but dude you know it i'm gonna hurt myself asbestos oh oh no didn't they also force-feed her whiskey and cigarettes as her onset diet man the late 30s were one hell of a lawless wasteland for child abuse thanks hollywood thanksgiving in 97 the day barney was killed oh yeah i'm sorry i don't remember that at all i was one year old heading to come and go do you need anything yeah stop at casey's and get me a slice of pizza no little sweaty man i will not you get him come and go you are now chatting with a random stranger say hi you both like pokemon um hi f what's your favorite pokemon game pulls out my huge sun and moon oh always lie just say you're a dude as well just lie god damn it together they will save the world holy sh sorry about all the cursing to the poor editors putting this video together but god facebook is too easy that's the lowest hanging fruit on the internet it's too easy look at this trash yeah need more you know what mike you'll get more are you a hacker i have idea for you hack a bank account and give me 50 we both get profit how is idea hi hi don't use my idea hey wow that was a roller coaster i see how absolutely interesting from grandma and he beautiful damn right granny he is so gorgeous from dad chungus rick i turned myself into a chungus morty i'm sorry but your dad just posted cringe he's gonna lose subscriber and you know what for that matter so are we we're all losing thanks to your dad today how to spot a modern nazi are you a nazi yes there you have it ladies and gentlemen they openly admit it imagine being okay with admitting you're a [ __ ] nazi couldn't be me when you are odd i can't even oh there it is i left class good for you i'm trying to pass how to tie your shoes super fast does this work with red shoes no ah god damn it your son c passed away at the age of one he died from a cocaine overdose you going to attend his funeral or skip it he was only one what a noob i'm gonna skip it cnn breaking we my friend calls my ex okay how'd that go is everything going well for you now okay the chase begins again chimp bot really what the hell is wrong with twitter dude fart now loading oh god we need to get the hell out of this walmart we took a wrong turn in the deep south today's picks for you 10 billion dollars for some pokemon cards i am curious to see which cards he's got this is not a drill dear men please stop wearing sneakers buttfeed shut hell up kenny you are so on it i can't believe buzzfeed just told us to stop wearing shoes not chocolate what is it what is it watch mojo the king of content what is it quavo full name quality avocado not bad you should probably just start going by that if i'm being for real all trending items up to 70 percent off shop now half of a grape dude i'm so on that deal don't talk to me ever again bye okay i already regret that i love you that's nice they say you attract what you fear ah big box ah so scary please help one in ten thousand probability dwarfism echodroplasia is the most common type of dwarfism the quiz is the jung personality test 60 questions classify you as catastrophic failure something went wrong yes very very wrong i'm a [ __ ] and i'm proud of it oh crap she lives in kennewick and she's from walla walla i grew up way too close to those places twitter hack zoom court hearing interrupted by ass eating porn video you sure it wasn't just too mad again one time ellen tried to be mean to a whale but the whale just didn't give a crap a year later ellen showed up outside this whale's house the ocean and was yelling crap like get out and face me you big blue [ __ ] but the whale was just like no ellen was so angry she tried to call the whale on the phone so she could verbally abuse them but the whale did not have a telephone on account of being a whale and all what the hell did i just read whale fact went to a mcdonald's and they just have a random sign next to the drive-through speaker flashing the words ham biscuit and i can't think of a legitimate reason for why it exists i guarantee you if you ask them they're gonna deny it's even there it's probably just an scp they haven't turned over yet object class safe or so we think god i want a place to do scp readings maybe some creepypastas oh sorry i digress back to the posts officially licensed game yeah i'm gonna have to hit x for doubt on that one guys send toe picks greeting card and postcard you know i am actually kind of interested to get a couple of these postcards for certain reasons there's a scene in the last of us too where a character just takes a shirt off over their head without any clipping and it's probably the most technically impressive thing i've ever seen in a game like have you ever seen a character do this in a game before in tony hawk's pro skater 3 you can grind a pirate flag on skater island and unlock a pirate ship thank you patrick ask skittles trans rights yes or no no skittles skittles do you have something you need to tell us you better tell me right god damn now skittles i swear to god cranberry sauce i have two cranberry sauces for sale give me offers hint it's not cheap oh damn it no more america you know what you're right [ __ ] it we need a giant restart huh hit the button i got nothing for you guys i'm sorry i don't really know what to say about a marshmallow pete playing the saxophone legos no no no no no no no absolutely not all right we got a good old-fashioned go fund me here austin texas help me become a billionaire honestly wouldn't surprise me if something like that worked i mean look at the kickstarter for potato salad for christ's sake no smoking don't speak french all right i can't promise that i won't but i'm going to do my best guys tommy's family restaurant my name is tommy so i left five stars hey thanks from one tommy to another we bet you're five stars too oh how cute have two sides emo and horny perfect images guys absolute bravo level bean what it's great value final day 90 off absolutely everything oh that makes me super sad just checking in all right we've seen enough checking out totally fair i stuck my wiener in a gun airsoft fatty stop it just stop it okay biggest hentai boobs given the thumbnail i'm not gonna trust you i'll kill you zombie i love death metal and now we're best friends god i hate reddit i actually really enjoyed this video nutshang why did i let my son do this i don't know as you really didn't love him all that much maybe the hair color says it all joke joke anything arrived today how did your interview go i felt the interview went well and a small box arrived for you that's good so uh take a pic how's that that's perfect thank you so much dad burger king drive through penis oh weekend at ernie's hey i want to watch the hell out of that and don't lie you would have too facts fish fish fish fish tummy sometimes when i read these i feel like i'm on an episode of in between the lions worst referee mistakes in football of 2018 i can't believe he murdered a referee mid-game about a punch this taser napkin for my dude steve irwin taser napkin that's new earth roblox god that song really wasn't all that good was it i cannot be silenced mario you're three foot eight i could stomp you like a goomba please my pancake it's so mad it's cause he's dry get a little bit of maple on there and he'll be right as rain my health teacher posted this on schoology when you see teens having unprotected sex i think your health teacher might have misunderstood and also your health teacher might be a little odd just a little odd yeah my guy you know i'll let you have it we are all super envious matrix fan art for mk oh quite spooky just so long as all the text in the background is still just a bunch of sushi recipes like in the original movie and we're doing good and on that glorious note we have come to the end of another video ladies and gents always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then consider getting subscribed and clicking that bell icon and until next time i'll catch you later you

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Length: 12min 53sec (773 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 08 2020