r/Mademesmile | CHICKEN GOD

oh my god is butt so smooth hey how's it going everyone welcome back to MMA Robin and today I'm gonna be looking through our slash made me smile oh it had better let's get into it I'm gonna poop it presenting eight reasons I want a hamster well where are the reasons no I it looks pretty excited what'd you get him oh look at this dude he's got himself a hen hat the Sun is out the sky is blue it's beautiful and so are you good shut up if a rainbow doesn't make you smile every time you see it even if it's being made by a garden hose you're probably dead inside look at this majestic bastard holy crap our maid quit because she used her earnings to educate her daughters and two of them have now graduated and have jobs so our maid doesn't need to work anymore quite heartwarming if true dang looks like he is experiencing the epitome of relaxation and to be honest a pretty envious simple facts I'm terrified of my toddler discovering public parks don't randomly close TVs don't run out of batteries there is no actual world record for fastest at putting away toys chicken the animal and chicken the food are one and the same wait a minute TVs don't run out of batteries hey team today is going to be gorgeous out my assignment to you for today is to get outside do something active observe nature feel the Sun etc I will push all of the due dates back a day now that is a true professor my name is Ned now I'm Abed and if I Ruff's I scare the fluffs I cannot move I just play dead my name is Ned and I'm Abed shel silverstein is an incredible poet evany and ivory living together in perfect harmony God Ducks are just the cutest animals in the world did you know you can't breathe in when you smile just kidding I just wanted to make you smile aww because we all need it here's what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball his toe beans have ignited how me and my grandma text oh my gosh you're so cute send a selfie girl you shine it you look so nice look at them brown hey after you done wiping his tears away can you come wipe mine I've been crying all day I just found out that my husband fills the dog's water dish not from the tap but from the fridges water purifier feature she'd do the same for me he said that she would this is fine yeah sure it is yesterday I stopped to pet a dog and as the owner walked away I heard him say to her you see everybody loves you and you don't even love yourself and I'm gonna be thinking about that for the next five years same actually ice cold fact it's stupid when people keeping it real means hustling in the streets until you die or go to prison if that part preach ice-t hey bro you still have that owl for sale owl what owl oh I guess it was a dream lol okay after watching customers pay money to buy cookies from a store a dog in Colombia started bringing a leaf in its mouth and presenting it to the store attendant the staff decided to play along and now the dog comes to buy cookies every day how sweet just delivered pizza to an elementary school and all of the kids started a pizza chant as I walked in and put it on the table I was giving out high fives on the way out felt like the freakin man meant you brought pizza you were the man I present you chunky cat cankles this is Margo she's a cat from my shelter and she got a tiny year she cute she smiled oh my god she is smiling don't worry it's paid for cashier pays for senior customer who doesn't have enough money for groceries and was about to return items to shelves we need more people like you in the world I adore my coffee guy I always get a large coffee and at first I'd walk in and he'd be like large copyright but now he just does finger guns at me he goes large and I'd be lying if I said that wasn't the best part of my day I need to get a coffee guy friend after not seeing my dog in five months i Skyped with him last night my mom sent me this after we disconnected it's too cute you know just back in the essentials is all eight-year-old with rare skin condition finds a new best friend a dog with the same skin condition all great my grandpa never got his high-school diploma because he was drafted in World War two his senior year he finally got it today for a man that conquered everything else in his life it's good to see as a kid I spent hours breeding prison releasing them because the Pokedex said they were almost extinct that's actually adorable minds of kids are beautiful I would like to bring up the fact that as of Sun and Moon lappers are no longer endangered this kid single-handedly saved the lappers species now this is the news I want to see on my timeline a three-year-old cancer survivor served as a flower girl in her bone marrow donors wedding this bike may look odd to some but this man built it so that his blind brother can feel the wind like he does that's quite the brother that is quite the brother feel the wind my son feel it excuse me I think you left your cat outside oh thank you you're right I did indeed do that Himalayan marmots come for their regular feed by a caring lady aww a marmot grandma creamy is concerned that you might not have loved yourself enough today I'll do it for you creamy I'll try I'll try my best filly was hit by a car and left on the sidewalk for five hours until three LAPD officers found him rescued him and then refused to let him get put down and adopted him as a member of their family the sign of a true good person right there dogs are a stupid lot no I don't think so I think dogs are pretty smart I think we're lucky to have dogs with us I think having dogs around has made this a better world yep you're right mr. Schulz you're a hundred percent right don't forget to close all the tabs in your head too I would if I could I genuinely don't know how to interface with my own brain did you fall in the water yep that is water don't worry I'll call for help Wow sixty years later my great grandmother tried on her wedding dress and it still fits perfectly that's actually amazing I know at least a few people that would consider this to be complete and utter paradise today I learned that a cat once co-authored a physics paper in 1975 a physicist had just finished writing a paper and was ready to publish but realize that he had used we instead of I threw out despite being the sole author not wanting to edit the paper he listed his cat Chester as co-author this is the cat by the way dang Chester you are one smart boy I met my best friend on GTA and we recently met in real life rock star featured our story on their website friendship knows no boundaries someone dressed a Pomeranian dog up as Paddington Bear and now the world seems a slightly better place to be in an did yesterday he fell say Sun has scar from his cancer surgery dad tattoos his son scar on his own head to show him that it's nothing to be ashamed of a real dad can I have like 40 of them please you know what No we'll take 46 I did it i won mom I won against Andrew that's great sweetie dad i won did he really win or did you let him win does it really matter no it doesn't now that is one proud new dad look at his big nose street singer was ignored by everyone then four kittens came to show their support I'd rather have four kittens than a thousand people I tell you what four-year-old me watch me Grampy 4-year old me does nothing Grampy my last chemo infusion complete that deserves an applause that just straight-up deserves one doesn't it a German circus is using Holograms instead of live animals for a cruelty free magical experience and it's cool cool isn't the word I'd use I'd use freakin amazing well technically that's two words but you get what I mean we got another mr. Rogers and a blood-stained sweater ending to this story it looks like dang that's one gorgeous family look at them the Four Horsemen of wholesomeness life peace nature self love where does levar burton fit in here because i feel like he's the fifth Horseman what girls think you all boys just want nudes and sex what we actually want yeah that's pretty accurate there are very few baby animals that are really just not cute and a baby goat is definitely a cute one dang okay grandma lookin more fly than I ever will the patient is cold and unresponsive we need to administer 30 CC's of dopamine stat this man I work with is a single dad with a 15 year old daughter who's recently turned vegan and every time I see him he asked me what I'm having for lunch that day and writes it down for her if he thinks it's something she'd like my heart my part my father in law was a preacher for 40 years always had to work hard to make ends meet he's never had a fancy steak so for number 68 I made him a two and a half pound tomahawk that man looked so pleased I want my rats to grow up with positive role models so we watched ratatouille together gravy was really into it gravy is adorable Judy Hopps reporting for duty I'm don't understand the process behind things like this occurring at all but one thing I know for sure is I'm excited to see where this technology can improve further in the years to come he's never seen himself in the mirror so I tell him how handsome he is at least 20 times a day make it 30 huh there was some racist crap here but I covered it up with this picture of a cat solid move if you have a small peepee smile if you have a big one put in a coin this guy deserves a PhD in marketing that he does my dad telling me the same story for the thousandth time me pretending that I'm hearing it for the first time because I love him don't lie to your father like that be honest with him no I'm just kidding you're good patrons keep social distance guidelines or Draper city will need to close this park thank you woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Draper parks and recreation gee I'm really glad they translated that once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it I loved it I sent him a card and I drew a picture of the wild thing on it I wrote dear Jim I loved your card then I got a letter back from his mother and she said Jim loved your card so much he ate it that to me was one of the highest compliments I'd ever received he didn't care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything he saw it he loved it he ate it what a dork I loved him Bob Ross used to receive up to 200 letters from fans per day when regular letter writers fell out of touch he would phone them just to see if they were okay how'd you get my phone number Bob I never put that in a letter just three breathtaking people looking at each other but wait there's two oh I get it thanks guys why has this cow been miniaturized I'm not complaining I'm just curious in Turkey a man's been going around dressed like Superman he drives around in a beetle buys milk and groceries for the elderly and delivers it to their doorsteps when he was asked why he said my superpower is doing good for the neighborhood that makes sense you are the friendly neighborhood spider-man my wife took me on a day to the movies it was stupid cute and very expensive dang those prices landlord tells restaurant owners pay employees instead of rent god dang right my ex and I split up two years ago and he still sends our dog Apollo a birthday card and gift card to Petco on his birthday no bad blood dad started putting in a new toilet walked away for a few minutes and came back to this cheese you must have scared the crap out of him finally got my prosthetics in those are amazing Wow this is Dori he got tired walking up the hill but that's okay because he brought his wagon then he ate a dandelion 14 out of 10 overall a lovely evening you know as cute as those two are I really don't like that sneaky boy staring at him from over yonder yeah the one right there behind the pillow clean doesn't in the books I'm not afraid good for you mmm our principal told these two boys that their jeans were nice so they went back to the mall and got him a pair too amazing that they got his size oh wait not really he pretty much is the same size as them never mind one sorry three generations I hope I have a daughter to continue this I'm sure you will and it's a really good tradition my mom is foreign teeming alone and to make it less unbearable she sets little timers for herself to do random enjoyable things throughout her day she calls them fun bombs I'm actually gonna try that in Iraq in the book market books remain in the street at night because Araki says the reader does not steal and the thief does not read did that boy just get done eatin some sand yeah a new toy OMG it squeaks I love squeaky toys so much I must destroy it to true kids presented us with a written declaration of war we would like to have sole power in this house example control bedtime nice nice that's all you really need if you do not sign we will declare war on the parents sign here don't do it I want to see this war pan out I want to know what they're gonna do this is moose he just confirmed that pupils can dilate because of love sticky tongues flip as well 14 out of 10 what give the world - I agree this dog looks like Bob Ross as dogs given me real uncanny valley vibes right now my apartment complex has a community pantry where we residents drop things we don't need for those who may need it check this out that's actually just a really good idea there he is there's God himself doing his best work trying to take some photos of an octopus but he grabbed the camera took some of me instead what a champ I feel like every hospital in the world needs to have at least one animal on staff to make people feel better while they're recovering how to teach your dog to drive oh my gosh he looks so terrified in that situation Princess Diana broke the Royal rules for her son William by taking part in the Mother's Day running race at her son's school she won holy cow judging by those photo she really got into it oh my God look at his boy oh so cute you know I never learned how to pronounce the name of this little guy but that doesn't really matter because I'm more focused on how happy he's making me feel right now nine-year-old boy who kept getting in trouble for doodling in class gets a job decorating a restaurant with his drawings man Facebook is gonna have him decorate their office in like ten years time guaranteed this meteor dang he came out looking pretty good on the other side of that crash this is the biggest toilet I've ever seen oh I get it congrats to you and thank you very much for what you do look he's very very very adorable but I'm wondering what exactly is going on in front of him to warrant that reaction you know what's weird day by day nothing seems to change but pretty soon everything's different that quote always kills me dear Nana and pop-pop thank you so much for a beautiful angel ornament it is like nothing we have I love the fuzzy poodle sweater it is very huggable the ten dollars are going to go into my bank account to save for a car the scrapbooking supplies are awesome I used them for the front of this car thanks for everything dang that $10 seriously grew I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English a Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out he comes back to us after and says I do not like the Cobra chicken every now and then you gotta stop and smell the roses and the Frog how did I not see the Frog oh my god I really admire the people with the dedication to do these I could never do it myself my little nephew won best costume at school today as well he should have that looks better than most cosplayers I've seen that do it for a living you know as nice as these setups look it just seems like it would be incredibly uncomfortable to eat at I don't know why I just get that feeling when you really need to pee but your dog is just too comfortable yep you're gonna die there that's the rule hello freight train we hope you and your family are doing well and staying healthy we just want you to know that we're thinking of you here's a small gift for you during this time of quarantine we can't wait to see you again happy reading at a half-marathon in Alabama a dog wandered to the race start after her owner let her out to relieve herself she followed the runners after the starting shot and finished seventh the race organizers gave her a medal she deserves a medal now that's one cute little birthmark also seriously those eyes those deep eyes is holy cow my Japanese cat loves to sit near my rice cooker and smell the steam of freshly cooked rice take it in little buddy take it all in oh my god give me a hundred please now that's a lot of gummy burgers gimme and with that we have come to the end of today's video folks always remember if you enjoyed this video drop a like down below and hey if you really liked the video consider subscribing and clicking the bell icon I know you want to and until next we meet I'll be seeing you you

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Id: C5Uy3cq42OM

Length: 16min 30sec (990 seconds)

Published: Wed May 27 2020