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who remembers eggs they're still around Mike Mike we still have them we didn't go anywhere what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash comedy heaven message from driver I'm come up oh yeah is that correct well consider this a five-star review look at you look at you you just chill this is completely natural this is a real photo I don't suspect any single bit of editing done here this is just this is how it looks he's just a tiny guy don't leave him alone don't bother him he's chill on the couch it's just a couch what is this wait why would the couch have pockets on the seat what is this furniture they're trying to sell me the more looking at the weirder it looks there's straps what are you selling me I don't like this place ah yes my favorite chill G hat again in head that's a big hat and hat again I don't know if your budget got cut or something hat three but you really that's a tiny hat compared to hat again and hat that's all I'm saying you can finally spend the night in a hotel shaped like an anus because that's what we were all waiting for I was chilling in my in my non Amos shaped hotel going and only there was a way I could spend a night in my in an anus shaped hotel that's funny welcome back to the juice man channel today we're ranking shrek characters from straightest to gay I want to know who's the straightest character that's what I want to know because like Farquaad Farquaad we could all assume what what side he's on and I love him for it farquaad's my favorite character but the straightest character I know who because it's not going to be the executioner the execution to get the Hat I would say Pinocchio maybe nah not Pinocchio um probably those three blind mice yeah all three of them this is the lungs of a marijuana user it's really sad what this dog could do to your body please be smart put down the dope and pick up the hope na Nana this is a picture of a walnut no one review one star in an ATM what do you expect for it to give me money that's what I expected I don't get this okay I don't particularly get this meme is it cuz KS eyes bulb is it because it's boombox I don't quite on I don't I don't quite get it I don't quite understand this one maybe it's cuz I'm old I'm gonna be 21 and I feel like a boomer Jesus lives found inside a real potato in 2005 never forget about this potato it was a spiritual spud Wycliffe a big red dog so big that dog too big does that new lyric clone us is that in the now the new album will no sex I'll listen to it and that's just after 1 cup arctic dogs movie starring Renner for real and Alec Baldwin in theaters on November 1st that's funny it's polar bears drinking coffee that's silly when that cold brew hits I'll get it they drink cold brew that's silly as funny I'll get it please come to Toronto I'm your biggest fan hey chief Beethoven has died torn dog did it cuz my dog's sitting in all this torn dude look at all the look at all that corn in that dog it's a corn dog he tends to the field ah yes my favorite superhero the credible Hulk you wouldn't like me when I'm angry because I always backup my rage with facts and documented sources he's got the James Gunn haircut I like it still had this our stephanie killed in afghanistan why is this in comedy heaven why is this it why is this a comedy heaven post I don't get it I don't quite understand this meat just seems like a tragedy president Trump stop the sales of Pokemon sward and shield we the people of the United States of America strive for quality goods and entertainment we the people of the United States want what is best for our children we the people of the United States want what is best in our stores President Trump in Congress the newest Pokemon games by Game Freak in Nintendo are negatively impacting the market with questionable decisions we believe that the sales of the games were to stop it will wake up game it will get quality back this will set a bad standard in the markets if these were to get sold we as both pokemon fans but more importantly as American citizens believe this is violating our market rights and needs something done about this in other words Trump I don't like this video game I love Pokemon but stop being such a big baby oh man just do what I do I didn't I didn't even pick up the game cuz I don't have a switch didn't find it hobo Shaq do not go law dog homeless do not go so I'm gonna say warning if you are strictly controlled by wife or kids if you are strictly controlled by wife consult your doctor before playing doc my wife does what to do what do we do about this dog I really want to play liam's better lay down his turkey recipe ingredients chicken mac and cheese bed hot dog and peas directions I put it in the hot dog what daddy eats it and my mac and cheese too in my apple juice I cook it at my house with my daddy cooking time today oven temperature woman cold I'll still eat it poor guy poor guy peed himself he peed his pants poor fella the poor fella peed his pants and he had a swag shirt on hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number no didn't a freaking van oh yeah that's that's funny that's that's a silly joke pal that's a good one what do you think about how long that did you hire writers for that joke how'd you get that one the pros of marijuana not giggle for a bit the cons of marijuana high blood pressure wicks of stroke homosexual is overeating murderous urges incest lots of fake devil worship as debated sex with animals there's so much rough my man is just projecting all visits oh what's brought with him up so weed Diggle for a bit forty is that what I think it is a rat boy coming out of my Nintendo DS a little rat boy launched himself out of my DEA's like a ghost a phantom and now he roams the streets of New York [Music] [Laughter] pornhub logo youth children girl boy kids hip-hop cap no image valuable I pulled rainbow rare Charizard I ripped rainbow rare Charizard ginger-ale me I don't know who this is no Sam the gamer were the ones to review everyone knows his reviews are the most important he can't play I cannot download the app the app store says he made a spiral Fe tour sorry stupid audio correct to play or whatever I have to play on my mom's phone but I'm used to an iPad and the spaces as tiny as an ant on a phone and he can't do a lot I'm going outside you first started I keep on forgetting to go outside I want to play on my iPad really bad so please fix whatever bug you have because the app is out now PS my iPad is the iPad Mini you want a better review fix this just fix it what happens if you photocopy nothing is it what I think happens is it what is it what I think happens a sex toy discussion oh man let's talk about Bruno listens plus noises I'm going to call to the police Bruno search your phone of early he hears other noises Wow gringo dog crazy where go you soul where kill your soul it went away from this post that's for sure done a 38 minute ad Jesus Lord Ola I'll play a game with you and get ranked one fortnight 2019 but this is creative destruction chief and I'm pretty sure playing this on your phone at the same time this isn't even fortnight this is creative disruption cheeky rich oh man Wow rich scary woman sterling is the proprietor of the house mad rich scary woman has separated from everyone else so she needs to keep you secured in the house okay since spooky but yeah he has an iPad app office time to get scared on my iPad hopefully iPad Mini for Sam the gamer what rapper is this no but he's the goat that's probably the meme is like who's the goat and thence that description I'm selling these cat toys because clearly the lazy fat one pictured isn't gonna play with them I'll take whatever you want just please take these out of my house hey what is your favorite insult Oh easy its doof is the official website of inter Slavic a constructed language made for ease of communication between Slavs inter Slavic language slow vo avoid copycat sites in forums and learn the original and official interest lovak language grammar and vocabulary don't waste your time on useless and complicated copycat projects those are too long boys I can't don't know how long I could last mistake could use somebody there's only one thing I want Oh Dale's coming in nobody gives a damn let's stop wasting precious Facebook megabytes on your stupid boyfriend for Christ's sake if I have to read another Stan's about your problem does not get a Heil out try to try to catch up on football you're going to my facebook mega bets police to punish and enslave I don't think that's I don't I don't think that's right don't sneak into Drake's mansion in Toronto our security will appear yeah I mean that that's kind of expected that's kind of you know the gist for security will appear if you had to choose would you rather lose an arm or a leg leg need both arms to snowmobile a co-worker just said he needs both arms to hug his wife so thanks a whole sounds like he's never been snowmobiling cool careers FBI Special Agent want to be a cool guy like this guy consider being an FBI Special Agent markup did in this profile picture Wendy's just like aha Martin toys shut up woman Jesus Christ mark mark it is not the 30s anymore chief you can come down update an arrest has been made for the male pictured below turns out he was a big fan of a band associated with this act Michaels toys I don't think I like that very much Michael Wyatt give me that look stop showing me toys make me an offer I want the desk gone I need space for my Buzz Lightyear collection please for all that is good and holy make me an offer for this desk Hulk kneel before cross of Christ and Hulk repent Jesus please forgive hunk Hulk very sorry for my many sick crushing crunchy and soft things by car nah I'm good goodbye don't go back until you've got some manners man shut up bro damn 50 cent really went in Indians leave a comment you heard the man 15 epic boys quotes Joker's ultimate quotes bro please don't settle for temporary pleasure you're worth more than a late night text an uncommitted soul even Jared Leto knows that you're your gret not watching oh yeah dropping the monkey thanks next gen cloud 2k social media accounts been hacked posted some bad stuff like my dong is hard that was the worst thing we posted honestly I'm being honest with you you've got pee in your mouth I get the joke [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] that's exactly what it says I wish I could read his thesis statement there by post-it notes carved onto cheese this is a dire situation need grandma can bridge never had a mother a grandma so I'm seeking the attention from Graham all to spoil me please please grandma I know you're out there it's in missed connections that's funny Oh Oh in angry texts for best game or 53 your mom and family are cowards come on bro what the hell devastated to be honest when your mom acts like she doesn't even know you when you're hungry and your mom says eat a piece of fruit be like Shrek have safe sex he's all girly STD epidemic sexually transmitted infections are sweeping across the country half of sexually active you will contract STI by age 25 you have to be a fearsome owner to defeat the diseases remember the layers of protection wear a condom dental dam or another essica barrier when having sex use spermicide get tested know what's in your swamp remember it's always best to wait to mate until you've found your one true love lord knows shrek hits a trough lord knows it's what shrek does can't lie to me and i'll post from cute cat six to six I hope Damian likes this geunji Ito inspired fan art I made this took me seven hours wah-wah-wah-wah seven hours holy cow I hope you like it yo this is sick are you kidding I love this this is absolutely this is dope this is really cool that is awesome like the shading too is what I'm like a sigh I'm an astonished by that is really well done if you have a Twitter please tweet this at me so I can follow you or like Instagram or something please I would love to be able to give you like a some sort of like retweet or something this is amazing and that's gonna do it for our slash comedy heaven if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to catch more on your boy you can find me at twitch.tv slash damien Ling live and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 823,945

Rating: 4.9461317 out of 5

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Id: _Pt32mCwEnc

Length: 14min 13sec (853 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 29 2019