r/Rareinsults | YOU LOOK LIKE A THUMB

why is a Dorito chip yelling at his airpot in my recommended Candice's an air pod how's it going everyone and welcome back to MA my name is Zack and today we're gonna be taking a look at our /r air insults Lord Farquaad had a baby with an over baked potato you look like you're pretending to understand your nephew's math homework you know what yeah he is why does he low-key kind of look like if mr. bean was young an Asian people make comments about my singing like they're Beyonce when they can't even sing James honey I don't have to be a chef to know when I'm being fed dog food and your voice is dog food Jaden looks like a ninja turtle with his mask off Beethoven looks like a waiter when you don't know which food you want to eat I'm not sure if I want the burger or the chicken sandwich brie Larson looking like she's about to do an oiled blue collar uniform Tania probably realized how stupid this wasn't turned Christian yeah the boyfriend looks like Jesus Christ got addicted to meth meth Jesus he needs actual Jesus do next to him look like Johnny Depp is practicing for his next role as Karen who else thinks he looks like Johnny Depp's younger brother who smokes Dorito dust yeah he also kinda looks like it has a little mix of Adam driver in there but not quite interesting the joke flew so far over Andrews head NASA is currently seeing if it is feasible to attach a probe to it in order to explore Pluto this white girl will kill more turtles with the plastic in her body than her weekly Starbucks amount of 86 different drinks a week I'll never forget somebody called me a shoe shiner in a modern warfare 2 pregame Lobby how was 12 years old bro I deserve all that I got called and I quote antique farm equipment it doesn't even make sense but it still hurts he looks like the Chinese pirated version of Geoffrey star I thought that's who it was at first until I like actually looked at who it was he looks like he's constantly resisting the urge to blink horizontally the car DB makes music for people that wash paper plates this guy looks like you moved the eyes too far apart in a character creator screen Nick correct Carson looks like the character who gets his lips sucked by the machine on months to zinc not that guy hey Carson has some luscious lips you would be safe revealing your socials security number because nobody would want to pretend to be you damn I'm convinced that imagine dragons is just a bunch of dudes who make commercials for Jeep and realize it would be way easier to find songs for Jeep commercials if they just made the songs themselves he looks like a confused thumb who says he isn't though does anyone else agree this looks like PewDiePie on drugs his nose looks like it's pregnant with another no who's Tobi looks like a guy who writes an insanely long review on amazon.com about a remote control Doug the type of guy who barks dreamed hockey style me and this little Mexican lady were talking in Spanish this all white bruh and a wheelchair said we're in America why don't you speak English when the little Mexican lady told her you have legs why don't you walk I nearly died I gave her a free coffee dr. Phil looks like he comments a delicious under girls photos come on dr. Phil dr. Phil would never he's a saint why does he look like the supporting friend-zoned a terribly hilarious character in an 80s teenage movie it's so accurate this dude got the same beard the little rascals had when they tried to go it looks detached on like it looks that this the the seam it looks like you can just pull it right off I've had dumps that look tougher than this kid Columbia makes even New Yorkers warm inside this dudes hair looks like those candy necklaces you would get as a kid they probably are I don't even get why her lips look great beforehand that I just looked like a clown blew them up as a birthday balloon it doesn't make sense people are reintroducing countries to illnesses they haven't experienced in years just because some affluent soccer moms think their stupid ass kid is gonna be the next Einstein because he's never gotten a measles shot but it's my body yeah and it can sit in quarantine as long as you like Karen useful you walking smallpox blanket damn in grade 5 there was this girl who I never really got along with we were paired up together in groups and we got to know each other better and eventually became friends one day she told me that she used to think of me as a boring sack of oranges I've never felt more insulted he looks like a 13 year old version of a 42 year old man the time machine went wrong hair looking like a barcode man this kid just can't catch a break objects that I have shoved up my arse he talked with a mic up his arse because that's what I'm hearing here this guy looks like Vin Diesel's disabled brother Vin petrol I get it Mariah Carey beginning with I don't want a lot for Christmas and then revealing she wants you is such a good burn I'm guessing you wear your headphones like that so you don't mess up your hair don't don't do my boy Seth like that I'd be mad too if my pants were almost as tall as me dude in the back standing there like he gives side-quests calling people or comparing them to NPCs as such it's such a good way to hope them Raj is one of those people who look up and down before crossing the road Raj is the type of guy to miss his doctor's appointment because he feels sick Raj is the type of guy who would sell his house to buy more furniture I'm sorry Raj you look at you doing your best this horse looks like a pale emo kid in a black hoodie born different they called me an inside-out Oreo oh my god you look like a retired sniper who's now a carpenter aluminum casting a vehicle gear using sand mold this is cool and all but I guarantee that ring gear is garbage it's a special aerospace grade of aluminum alloy it is stronger than your mother's odor holy cow Barry he looks like Ryan Reynolds from aliexpress why he look like a lesbian turtle who doesn't make sense I feel like this is what would happen different Pokemon gym leaders were real the new actor looks like an Indian rice gum I don't know if that's more of an insult to rice gum or this guy my ten-year-old sister got a bad burn on her hands and in the midst of her crying in pain she places them over my heart and goes ahh so nice and cold this game crashes more than a drunk driver who's blind is there a whole subreddit of likes team reviews because I would love to read just a million of those there are approximately 1 million 10,000 300 words in the English language but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I wants to hit you with a chair Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson burr looking like a Taser he does look good a zoo flourished cookies cookies filled with nut that store wouldn't be able to keep the Shelf stock if they moved to my ex-wife's pound I wish for the ability to switch between normal sight and sight that makes me see all the people that want to have sex with me granted you now have the ability to close your eyes I read your profile and saw just a small-town girl and had to resist the urge to finish those lyrics Lowell you don't get laid do you at least I don't look like I'm gonna rip the manager a new one for not honoring my expired coupon Karen both my jadi he clapped back hard he looks like the human embodiment of pepperoni oil controversial youtuber banned from patreon after alleged daxing his eyes looked like they were placed on his face upside down you know what they do he looks like science yeah again I don't know how people get such accurate options but yeah he does there was one scene where my cursor could actually fit on the gap of her teeth Michael the type of guy to get friend-zoned by his mom de Jesus Christ it looks like the type of GTA character that live in an RV in the desert because he's scared the FBI is on to him I feel bad for white people they probably eating green eggs and ham tomorrow at least we know our fathers yeah cuz it's your uncle Robert Downey jr. looks like he's trying to hold in a fart he does she looks like the word ketamine she does this dude looks like a lollipop you dropped on the carpet even at 12 those eyebrows just say facts don't care about your feelings looks like that one kid who reminds the teacher we had homework I just heard someone say you're the type of person to crap in the urinal and blame it on the black kid John Ethan is the type of guy that closes car door with his hip hey what's wrong with that okay she looks like a mix of Kim Kardashian and Buzz Lightyear let's listen this little squiggle on the chin in the purple hair boys in case you were wondering this is what eight inches really looks like are we talking about the ponytail or that forehead okay here's what you do make sure you wear really white foundation the widest you can find apply it all over your face this is very important for later then apply the eyeliner red or green just don't be basic and wear black then get lipstick with the brightest shade of red you can find wear it it's important trust me then apply a red ball to your nose because you a clown if you think you deserve any sympathy Charlie looks like you just got out of the shower and simultaneously passing showered in weeks Steve Belichick looks like a meth dealer from Kentucky damn dude leave some cousins for the rest of us that Xbox 360 racism was so potent and had me on Google looking up definitions of what I've just been called I was playing Halo 3 and dude called me a moon cricket and I dropped the controller just to look that John up because I had never heard that before that day how he is the leader of a country but always looks like a kid who just said the alphabet for dinner guests this guy looks like if Mountain Dew were a real person this do got one eye on the rap gang and one I can't nothin but bad Bros in the building that's why you outside humans at a default skin that was good I would take this photo down McDonald's I'm thinking about the let's image I'm sorry I would take this photo down McDonald's is going to sue if they see folks eyebrows vaccines cause seizures aids ADHD autism brain damage apes together still week if vaccines cause brain damage and I guess they are all vaccinated that lady has abs for a throat oh my god she does what the hell he wants a woman with an IQ lower than his if you got anything lower he'd be dating a freaking vegetable oh man I don't know why YouTube recommended this to me but this was the longest 48 seconds of my life in those 48 seconds I realized that watching an ocean dry up would be more entertaining then I was breastfed by my grandmother until I was 16 looking at morgues ro joke and interviews a marijuana plant with sunglasses is this not Oscar from Sesame Street I bet you have perfect tits I bet you're the IRL version of bones from Monster House WCF God freaked out of here I don't see the lie though so neither and well just like that we have reached the end of our slash rare insults but we do have some fan art from reddit user puzzle jellyfish the first time I heard Zack I thought he was just Damien being weird a bowling alley inspired shirts and Damien on the left oh the good old sixties spider-man meme this is good this is genuinely good I like this oh the comments about me secretly being Damien when will they stop well thank you so much for the fan art and thank you for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bells to get notified every time m'kay uploads and until the next one I'll see you around [Music] you

Channel: EmKay

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Id: v5DgKq74S-0

Length: 10min 25sec (625 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 11 2019