memes i found while eating nachos

new york city after facing one million alien invasions and unlocking the golden skin man new york the only city in the world thank you hollywood hey hey hey what's poppin it's me robin welcome back to mk we got a lot to get through today here on our slash memes so without any funny business because i'm not funny let's get right into it huh you're 17 dating a 16 year old you turn 18 and she turns 17 you're 19 and she's 18. what a strong start huh americans when you called an ambulance after a serious accident no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no please average mumbo jumbo enjoyer average dream stan yeah i don't get it 2019 avoid negative people 2020 avoid positive people 2021 avoid people 2022 avoid well i don't know about that one yet but hey we have the whole year ahead of us right pov you just did your first barrel roll as a pilot as a driver oh god i don't want to be there so much money lyrics beat is that always the case i feel like it really is me taking a test with 30 other people in the room my stomach i will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale we did it we time traveled but to what year hey look there's a game stop hey what new games are out right now bethesda just re-released skyrim oh [ __ ] if i know oh several several several times several times too many oh get off me this is still better i don't know i sure why not whatever i'll give it to you biologist he does exactly what i do but smaller oh let's face it we're both as bad as each other a bada la water oh say guys come on can we get an aussie one in here we gotta round things out oh [ __ ] yeah just get us a bottle of water mate that'll be great the rock the stone and the boulder i like the boulder personally do you have any history of mental illness in your family well my brother bought an nft oh boy yeah i'm sorry about that we can't help you here google maps rerouting bing maps just speed up a bit you got this bing maps sheesh by 2020 we'll probably have flying cars or we'll have to cover our saxophones and socks when you find a good straight stick and your caveman brain activates progress is inevitable look when you find a good stick it's a rare find okay i've never cheated on anyone people well i've never had a girlfriend yeah no wonder people on the internet go outside enjoy the colors of the world colors of my city well i've got at least one guess as to where you live the four horsemen of recognizing themselves in the comments section i think we need a finished flag for this too 20 degrees celsius 20 degrees fahrenheit hey man look the cold isn't always so bad alright if the earth is flat then why are my feet curved checkmate atheists that's right for those of you learning english date date and date are three separate things all spelled the same and pronounced the same it sure is fun huh it's all about that context 8 32 p.m what is skinning 8 43 p.m how to delete my memory who the hell google's what is skinning people with androids when they drop their phone what 50 whatever you want baby introverts can you make a doctor's appointment for me oh my god the amount of appointments i have to make for people is crazy and i am an introvert americans drink at 21. europeans drink at 18. me russian who's done drinking by 18 at least you stop young god don't use religion as an excuse for bad things you will do humans fine i won't wink game devs hire a huge team of hundreds of people creating the game with every little detail for four years me finishing it in four days germans on their way to the comment section after being mentioned for .32 seconds again i feel like the fins are like that too you know which is not a bad thing by the way i'm the same way about my hometown whenever someone mentions spokane i'm right there baby hey can i get a date that's sweet but i have a boyfriend what hey can i get a date ninth oh thank you oh great girl in front of me walking down the street me walking faster to overtake her so that she doesn't think some dude is following her and feel uncomfortable i was like that for everyone and it never worked it never helped my girlfriend looking at the mirror gosh i'm so fat me not responding babe compliment me now you have perfect eyesight girlfriend bad it's like that old boomer humor of wife bad you know grandma's coming over she isn't bringing her annoying dog she slips you twenty dollars when she arrives she brought warm cookies with no nuts oh man you make good cookies and there are nuts in there at least give people a warning eight-year-old haircuts now my eight-year-old haircut did you do it yourself friend no you need to buy a headphone stand for your headphones why get headphone stand when headphones stand themselves i don't need a headphone stand that's what 40 extra dollars for no goddamn reason i just lay them on the desk what you gonna do about it in a universe where harambe is still alive and firefly was never canceled after one season in nice times like these i wonder what's happening in the darkest timeline oh yeah fart jar girl we get it we get it can we stop making her famous how about that what social medias think introverts are right what introverts really are i prefer to be quiet and have a quiet company me too a quiet company there are lots of those in silicon valley what the [ __ ] you mean a quiet company what are you talking about man when you order online when it arrives and i feel bad for that guy normal people hmm a wall gamers kaboom yes rico kaboom well again doesn't it need to have a crack in it i mean i get that it's different but i usually see a crack in the wall a girl thinking i'm increasing my pace to walk past her because i don't want to look like a stalker me who is actually trying to kidnap her gta 5 players kill trevor kill michael huh save both and kill everyone who's [ __ ] you over hell yeah lego isn't important as a toy meanwhile kids who never got lego i mean it's not important as a toy the imagination is important okay when you're lonely as [ __ ] but you're a guy and no one cares i guess i'll just go [ __ ] myself then well that is one way of doing things when you love her but you know your spine is more important i mean she carry you i'm sure my tongue i swear there's food stuck there my fingers you're lying uh what i'm trying hold on i'm gonna do my best here sup plea the do that best can you say the that can you please do best you simply do that the the the uh it's so dumb oh man reading backwards sure is fun americans rest of the world oh i see work smarter not harder farmer gives his cows virtual reality goggles so they think they're outside and produce more milk does that feel very cyberpunk to me it's very odd and kind of gross also man that mofo needs two how does wearing two of them on one on each eye work how does that work memes of the past memes of the present memes of the future mobile game ads be like level 1 nerd level 100 ceo now they're a little different now man now the game actually makes no [ __ ] sense i walked on the moon i stole the moon i destroyed the moon oh is that jim carrey cartoon characters after eating a huge nacho kinda looks like cloud from final fantasy you know the first one when you step on the scale to weigh yourself and your phone number appears oh man i do not like chubby ramsay man you're depressed because all you do is stay inside and play video games and get angry at the internet just go outside and enjoy life imagine telling someone from this cell block to touch grass where is it me explaining that god went from playing the sims to playing plague inc my religious sister man i rewatched the mist last night i want to stay away from religious people if any giant bugs ever make it through the otherworld portal okay korean pop k-pop japanese rock j-rock portuguese artists i'm doing my part when you look at someone you used to have feelings for and now feel nothing finally inner peace the perfect girl doesn't exist are we praising today perfection perfection perfection perfection where's the bottle of vodka come on mysterio spiderman's name is peter parker every peter parker in new york all five billion my blind girlfriend think about all her exes me who starts to talk in a different pitch of voice every time she breaks up with me oh that is a long game man nobody that one player and when you ask them to change you they just call you a slur pov you don't know how pov memes work um i guess you're correct me trying to print an essay 73 seconds before the school bus arrives i missed the part where that's my problem oh i hate printers i hate printers me who can pronounce gurja people who boast about being able to pronounce just your church at work work at chester shirey isn't it worcester isn't it worcester come on british people speak up one at seven days into 2022 and no world ending events have happened it's quiet too quiet windows 10 recycle bin windows 11 recycle bin i don't like it when the icons look at me babe please stop playing with your rock collection and come to bed they're not rocks they're minerals and we've all seen breaking bad huh the four horsemen of science on youtube this guy that guy that guy and this guy and maybe some more i don't know people claiming to be self-taught people who wrote all the books and made all the videos they learned from yeah i guess i don't want to be self-taught in anything when you were grinding the same pokemon for hours and finally catch a shiny oh it's so pretty though the librarian sees you bring a gun into the library you have a suppressor on it okay you are now following the rules correctly oh wait isn't this due to finnish cartoon oh what is his name oh man i've been told that the remake is not beloved by the finns um hmm what is his i can't remember it i'm sure you guys will say something in the comments about him the test explain this picture hmm no i don't want to spoilers me who still haven't seen spider-man no way home i'm sorry there does come a certain point when no one should have to care about spoilers anymore and i mean the people that saw it and have to worry about spoiling it i usually say i don't know a month if you still haven't seen it a month later i don't care that's not to say i'm gonna try and spoil it on purpose it's just i'm not gonna watch myself anymore because [ __ ] come on i survived a global pandemic my son trying to skip school for a cold really i know you're making jokes but don't do that your son's sick your son's sick i'm not taking that chance all right we don't want to end up in this situation again imagine if he was sick now all the other kids are and it's your fault i hate you time traveler moves a chair the timeline i am very interested food was good here's a tip waiters cooks yeah those poor guys never get any tips do they i mean i guess they do but whatever me dueling to the death with my cat for the title of the laziest and most useless living being in the world now you're gonna win that one no way transformers are real but what the hell is that optimus company though short men tall women being seen as undesirable by the opposite sex which i've never understood and i personally don't get it at all but you do you i guess if you're a weirdo cartoons are so unrealistic meanwhile in real life poor guy wonder what he did vegan dies their vegan dog hey this looks like a job for me friend she asked me to pick between among us or her i'm venting to you guys and i'm gonna punch you in the nose how much time did it take you to understand that the police officer from home alone is actually the thief i don't know about 15 minutes and 46 seconds that's probably not when it's revealed i'm just shouting out a number guys friend you gonna hop online me yeah one sec game's updating well hurry up wait's faster a dumb thing to say when your dad says see you next year but it's january 5th wait a goddamn minute i'm sorry mr goodin i'm sorry drew get that thing out of my face me being too lazy to shower warm shower me never leaving its warm embrace yeah and then the cycle repeats it just keeps going like this forever sir what is your views on the weather honestly i just got up this morning since something was wrong and thought to myself oh dear [Laughter] someone nothing can go wrong in 2022 except for the fact that you still have one of those what's going on game press r3 and l3 me who first time playing console k who first time playing console harry potter netflix version you're a wizard motherfu sure me and my friends as kids talking about how we hate school me and my friends as adults talking about how we hate work it never ends it's forever 24 hour clocks 12 hour clocks i mean wrong but okay mom we don't have room at the grown-up table we're gonna put you at the kids table me realizing there won't be any family drama and i'll get to talk about minecraft all night you will damn straight i'd rather sit at the kids table anyway you guys suck do you have any history of mental illness in your family i have a cousin who has youtube premium i just couldn't take the ads when watching him on the tv anymore man i just couldn't take it i couldn't i couldn't okay hey i get to deduct it on taxes though society if female orgasm was more important for pregnancy we'd all die me already going five miles an hour above the speed limit the bmw behind me see in colorado that's me but i'm going 12 above the speed limit and it's a dodge ram up my ass you all suck oh you know what what a very happy lovely happy-go-lucky note to end today's video on folks before we get out of here though let's take a look at that fan art shall we pixelated art of robin staring at a sink mirror as i've said before i'm a sucker for pixel art especially when it has an incredibly specific vibe to it me staring in a mirror i love it always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well make sure to get yourself 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Length: 15min 3sec (903 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 18 2022