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year old grandma gets his Pokemon names I'll call him a hammer that's his name now dude I freaking hate Katie from horton hears a ho stupid waste of oxygen the money all the money I would pay the witness of being slowly crushing the hydraulic press or and a garbage compactor screaming are tiny lungs out and she's compressed to a stupid cube great movie though is that the rootin tootin Putin all Adam hmm are you a communist how to cook a turkey by Evan first go to Target next to cheese then cook microwave cook it for degrees for 4 minutes in serve with sushi thanks Evan oh no I never cheated on you I love you babe I didn't mean to send that it's okay it is I Michael Jackson don't read my last name which early bronze are you thinking about ordering today the worm I'm getting I know you don't serve worms it's just a joke well good joke chip thank you one star I don't like the title like this is a great movie nah but why is it called frozen they should have called it cold or something thaw 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importantly Lamia survived I don't know raw video the president takes set and that's all we get to know what does he take what does he take the problem with human rights well tell me about a cut philosophy you cook you trembling cuckold press why to launch Diddy Kong's cartwheel tank thanks Salman Rushdie the samurai is that a samurai I think that's a crusader chief chief methinks that's a crusader but that's a sad look at kitty he did not want to take that photo left-wing vs. right-wing it's all but going back to sands and undertale kids these days oh you lost your iphone boohoo try sitting on your knees for two hours scraping off asbestos I'm Ted I'm a talking BAM funny I didn't mean to go for Ted's throat like that he didn't deserve that rant a bone hosted right he posted this and Christian singles living for Jesus I want to get married so I can have sex ASAP anyone interested please DM what is your name not guilty what I highly gali changed oh okay so you are not guilty I see you 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around what do you people think should I do Italian yes $900 for a Ford Mustang GT premium convertible it's got a little bit of tree damage to buy that way mean we cut a tree down and leaned it on the GT $900 take it or leave it how many five year olds could you fight in 18 other dogs I could fight every [ __ ] bring me a whole class and I'll just wipe them all out with precision don't lose your way man yes Maya we before they could Japan into the one World War two I'm gonna onion that hey look it's a spinal plush whoa dang it came out really good you have opposable skeleton yeah how'd you do that is it wire how'd you do it my childre see what doll said a bad word don't buy I am Walter if it's saying bad words I won't pick up and thanks for the heads up chief you did a good service for our people and they'll do it for our slash County heaven if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to see more of your friend Damian I stream live 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Channel: EmKay
Views: 1,274,705
Rating: 4.9415536 out of 5
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Length: 13min 21sec (801 seconds)
Published: Fri Feb 28 2020
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