r/Choosingbeggars | BUT HE HAS CANSER!!!

request please could someone add me to the spotify premium family my mental health and productivity depends on music as i suffer from depression really your depression is why you won't pay for a premium account you know you can listen to spotify for free right but when listening to an album it skips into other songs abruptly and that might not even be in that album without a premium plan you wouldn't enjoy spotify seriously yeah your mental health is indeed bad thank you for understanding [Music] wait hey you saucy tartare sauce which i guess is just dart air sauce welcome back to another video my name's jack one of the various shape-shifting voices on mk by far the best one that is actually australian and named jack and today we're looking at some chews and peggers so sit back relax and learn how not to be a cheapskate oh boy here we go brand new never opened nintendo switch color grey loko pickup only which includes and all this if you ask nicely cash only no 50s or hundreds no coins no change given no holds no discounts no nonsense frequently asked questions oh you grab your popcorn boys why is the sale price 320 excellent question 299.99 plus six percent michigan sales tax comes out to 317.99 the price has routed up to 320 for my convenience if you are selling them for almost no profit what's in it for you because i want to share the joy of the nintendo switch with all also i get airline miles on my credit card for all purchases daddy needs a tropical vacation can you hold it for me if you pay for it now i will hold it until we can meet to hand off the console if not i will hold it until someone else offers to buy it will you ship it to me facebook does not allow shipping for this item and i don't feel like dealing with the potential headache of an attempt to defraud me so local pickup only is the price negotiable yes as long as we are negotiating a higher price otherwise no my child's birthday is this weekend oh happy birthday tiny human price is still 320. i can find it cheaper at random store that is currently likely out of stock that's not a question but cool story bro if you can get it cheaper do it also don't message me about it you will not get the validation you are seeking how about this alpha price that's below 320 just for you the price is now 400 i am also blocking you why are your rules so strict i am not a retail establishment i'm just a person trying to sell items to people who want them but are having difficult locating them i'm also old and grumpy and have no desire to have my time wasted many of you reading this know exactly what i mean you seem kind of rude also not a question but there is a difference between being rude and being terse i am the latter the price is still 320. can someone get me from this place and take me to this place i have three of my kids with me i just need two car seats my sister has my other kid i can give gas money later this week need to ride asap both of my cars are broke down both of your cars wow how do you financially afford two cars why have you not sold one so you can afford to fix the other one geez you find out who your friends are all the stuff and nice stuff i've done for a lot of people and when i ask for one favor it's a hell no i don't have the money well i'm about to start cut ties with a lot of people so if you're not on my facebook in the next few days you know i love that she gets the people who don't have the money when she herself does not have the money to afford to get an uber please note buy our products because you like them not because you want discounts you need one self-motivated hard-working individual to help me manage my new hostel vegan cafe on co-wrong considering you're in this subreddit i can tell where this is going i cannot offer monetary compensation at this time but i can offer wow see i used bigger words to say i can't pay you that means it's okay i offer a private room at least two home-cooked meals a day and smoothies and baked treats and sometimes i cook sometimes you cook well then where's the deal in that you're literally just living at home access to full kitchen with refrigerators three gas burners water heaters rice cooker blenders food processor juicer oven so depending on what i don't get access to you will compensate with actual pay instead laundry and toiletries wi-fi and top-ups art supplies musical instruments to play so i can't give you money to feed yourself but look bongo drums natural cambodian tobacco and some other non-essentials because why give them financial stability when you can give them a drug problem i ask for around 50 hours a week of varying jobs and tasks including but not limited to general cleaning and upkeeps are basically just a long list of stuff that she expects you to do for them looking for one individual but could be open to a couple working a total of 80 to 90 hours per week each person working 40 to 45 hours a week okay either find a way to pay someone to work for you or just give up on your business because clearly you cannot financially hold it looking for a makeup artist and a hairdresser red-based for two shoots one being from 20th to 24th you will have to come on set locations will mostly be in this place the projects will be credit-based and not paid interested people please dm or message on the balloon number got any messages yet none oh wow we who saw that coming can someone buy me minecraft hey so i've been wanting minecraft can anyone buy me it don't you already own it bro i want minecraft so i can play with me friends save your money instead of begging you look like an idiot i remember i told her that is not well censored i was hungry and he sent me twenty dollars bro that's exactly why i'll never deal with another indianapolis person y'all another type of and fake as frick i don't even play the type of games with those people for real i was too white to read that one on the mr beast youtube channel honestly i'm not surprised by this one it's uh seems fair enough that you'd have to deal with this a lot straight talk card 35 wanting a little bit more than what i paid for the card it was not compatible with my iphone 35 please i know the card says 30 dollars but i need 35 please pick up in this place only no holds serious buyers only you you would not be a good salesman wanted please give me your motorhome i am losing my house and i want to have something for me and my six dogs to live in i have no money to buy one and i know a lot of people have murder homes and never use them yours must be newer than about 2010. with all amenities fridge tv dishwasher microwave etc please donate your motorhome to me as i am a worthy cause no tiny rvs please only motorhomes bigger than about 25 feet you you you are entitled yeah dear prudence my grandmother once had a diamond necklace that was a family heirloom my grandfather who didn't know how to keep things in his pants ended up giving it to one of his mistresses my grandmother mourned the loss of the necklace until the day she died recently i happened to stumble across the necklace or what i think is the necklace on ebay i questioned my grandfather and contacted the seller and both parties think it's possible this necklace belonged to my grandmother i wanted it back but when i tried to discuss it with the seller she said she was selling it for a reason and that if i really wanted it back i would pay her either the asking price or more i am not sure what to do next she has thankfully taken it down but i feel like i'm being blackmailed any thoughts yeah you pay for it like any other person would if you're gonna get upset at anyone get upset at the grandfather for giving it away he's technically the thief but that seller is just an innocent bystander just trying to make some cash i'm a single one male seeking a single white asian hispanic european european or mid-eastern female legal age to 30 to be my wife and have my children oh my god you don't refer to women as some sort of tool you use to have offspring it's like the least appealing way to be referred to prefer brunetta or redhead what is this english five foot to five foot nine tall no drug addicts no jurass no sloots my idea of a salute is any woman by the age of 30 who has more than five sexual partners you are selling yourself so well i will not have any female who has had sexual relationships with a bl wow wow why is it so bold preferably a virgin what you just not proud of that part is that is that a part of yourself you're not proud of jesus she will stay by my side or at home even when i am at work if she wishes to work she can do so from home or by my side if she wishes to go out she will do so with me by her side i will not put up with so-called girls night out where she can freak around on me she will have to earn my trust she will only have female friends she will have no male friends i will not tolerate being lied to or cheated on try not to make the standards too high buddy especially since a lot of people actually do tolerate being lied to or cheated on she will be given a lie detector test every six months till she earns my trust yeah no no you're gonna do it more than that you know what she will do as asked when asked she can reach me at no one's going to ever ever reach out you are genuinely going to be alone and it is completely your fault good day sir thirty percent off at karendale hotel oh i am happy with that it's not fifty percent but it's still better than nothing if i act frustrated enough on this post the middle they'll notice and actually do it for me does anyone have an iphone 8 or newer i can borrow for a few days while i wait to get a new eleven i smashed mine beyond all recognition about two weeks ago i've been dragging my heels on making an insurance claim for it because honestly not having a phone is awesome however it's critical at the moment anyone thanks in advance so do you want a phone or not make up your mind why am i legit so freaking stupid i've asked him for a new phone for my birthday and guess what he got me a freaking note 10 get yourself a better man and don't make my mistake girls oh boyfriend please tell me you saw this please tell me you saw this and fled please if you're a photographer trying to work with me here's how not to do it hey this is pretty random but i'm trying to get more into portrait and street photography and i was wondering if you'd be down to shoot some time hi i'd love to my rate is forty dollars an hour unfortunately i only have time for paid shoots right now don't flatter yourself i collaborate with img models and crew from nbc pro bono because they know my quality of work that's awesome i don't doubt your capabilities i was just letting you know my rate because i'm really busy and don't have time to collab right now and your reply car seems kind of aggressive are you kidding me i spent 400 roblox on this game just for it to become free for the broken ace noobs out there i'm actually gonna quit world zero they literally said it would be free at the start but it shouldn't be free i don't wanna be surrounded by broke ugly beacons i don't want my online game to have a large online community so we've got a 2007 ford for yester selling for 950 pounds a 13 year old car for under a thousand that's actually a pretty damn good deal hi i'm undergoing a divorce at the moment and i have four kids who i need a car to cut them back and forwards to their grannies because i like to go out and night and sell myself let me know if you're interested as i could sell myself to you as a payment on the amazing car what the [ __ ] give me a call handsome on one hand oh my god oh my god but on the other hand you are only selling it for 950 anyway i mean ps4 pro selling a near perfect condition ps4 pro with extra controller and charging station for both controllers also has a full eb games console replacement warranty until june 201 doesn't come with any game selling for 300 pick up pony oh well i'll give you 100 because there's no gang do you deliver the gibbons leave you leave leave right now out of here nobody ungrateful people on reddit whoa this is worthless but just a quick question so that we are both on the same page is it going to be a paid work or for free super thank you much appreciate it let's talk about it you tell me are you willing to pay or you just want to have a collaboration for free simple one or the other you just have to be honest listen okay you have a very bad manner asking questions like this completely not professional i was going to pay for your work of course what were you thinking we are looking for someone with good attitude who still is in process of learning like you and needs to build his portfolio we are not after professionals who ask a lot of money rather someone small like we are so we both benefit from each other with payments naturally but after your attitude i can see you still need to learn a lot and i don't think you will be the right person for our project best for you wow okay it was a simple yes or no question oh why are you so greedy once i ran out of three stories i had to listen to the same one over and over again i think you should have more free ones think of some people that can barely sleep at night thinking of health spills because they don't have much money they would need something like this but well since you came more about money than poor people wishing for a miracle to come and help them one fall asleep two have children go to school instead of homeschool and three afford to have a house bigger than a shed how now do you understand people who made this app oh some people can't afford a house and can't sleep thinking tomorrow they might have to give it up and you would have them die if you got money do you get my point my point is you should be less greedy and let everyone have all the stories sleep medication soundscapes all that stuff what i want to say now is please okay all right that was that was a lot that was a lot i'll use this moment to remind people that it costs around 300 000 to raise a child to 18 in today's economy that's just the average and that's in australia where things are relatively cheap and you know we're not having to deal with medical costs as much as other countries so if you do want kids just just make sure you're not going to end up like this person can i be honest working 60 minutes to make a 20 bill is disrespectful then ask for a raise or find out what you can do in the workplace to make them incentivize giving you a raise or invest your time into something that can become passive income or get a different job or now this one's actually very popular i really recommend complain to your online echo chamber i had this posted before and some of the responses were outrageous please don't reach out unless you're seriously considering buying i will not accept any low ball offers the multiple folks that offered me 50 for everything or wacky trades yes that means you gentlemen who offered me four lizards and a heat lamp this package is over three thousand dollars new and has retained some value well i also don't need a lesson in photography sound video etc and for you to tell me what this is worth yes it happened too i am aware of its value hopefully this note helps save some time i really do look forward to chatting with photo enthusiasts who may be interested in bringing this equipment home stay safe and be well i love how you can tell when some people are just exhausted very disappointing i thought that i could watch movies for free but you need to pay to watch them my little cousins were very excited to see inside out but when i told them i had to pay they got very upset please make a way where you can watch free movies you can online it's you know it's just illegal whether or not you're willing to cross that bridge is uh up to you the villain in a game i've been playing recently oh hey little pink guy with a top hat and a mustache just think of the free exposure and experience for your resume oh does anyone give out vr headsets for free i can't afford it and hell no to cardboard i'm talking quest two oh so okay so you're asking if any stranger want to spend hundreds of dollars for you to buy you a brand new vr headset that just came out and when someone suggested something you can afford you think it's not good enough and only want the newest one go ask your mum or dad i offered to help my friend cater a wedding this weekend and now the bride wants us to match the wedding party meaning buying something to wear that i can't afford how did an offer of time and labor become an expense sounds like someone's never been anywhere in the handyman business or the creative arts or a teacher for that matter actually there's actually a lot of businesses that become an expense when you think about it now look here you're at the end of today's video hooray well done you i applaud in your direction be sure to like this video so we know what we're doing right and subscribe if you haven't already with that notification bell clicked on because otherwise how else are you going to always be updated to see the goodest of good contents when it comes out while you're here want to check out some other videos by robin and lexi oh links to things of the descriptions in the description down below i word's right and uh that really does it my name's been jack i'll see you guys for the next one love your faces as always you're amazing bye

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Length: 16min 35sec (995 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 11 2020