r/Rareinsults | THAT'S SAVAGE

if you saw yourself getting sold on dark web and you decided to buy yourself how do you think they'd deliver you to you huh bold of you to assume i have the money bold of you to assume that you're expensive oh press f to pay respects hello there everyone and welcome to mk today's video is going to be a bit more educational than others no not learning the ways of science and law but through inspirationally degrading comments you know the things that matter in life justin looks like he would kidnap the justin from 10 years ago yeah the mustache just doesn't help he'll look like captain america before the stem cells oh no oh and he's got the a2 i am a disappointment i'm i'm sorry but i can't disagree with you you're the kind of person to play the ussr anthem bass boosted edition on the back of the school bus and wonder why no one thinks you're interesting in a way it's kind of like the new emo or the male version of i'm not like other girls but just more uncomfortable using guys for friends is just as psychologically damaging as using girls for sex sounds like a little fedora with arms wrote this but okay she looks like she's about to murder the one out of ten dentist that didn't recommend her toothpaste oh what are you talking these are the kind of people who would want a refund for m ms because they had w's on them that is very creative wow i'm writing that one down hey it's bree larson's channel question how do you tell the difference between bree larsen and to the ceiling in her house i'll answer it for you the ceiling has texture and more than one dimension jeez man i know i may be getting a bit defensive as a bit of an actor myself but you know there's also the writers and directors who make these decisions still very well done though i'll give him that this couple went to gym together for six months but did the guy wait outside yeah i mean come on buddy what the hell you surely if you went for six months could see a difference something tells me they didn't actually gym together my 16 year old son took an iq test and he scored an 87. i am highly disappointed at him how should i punish him don't be jealous just because his iq is twice yours having you as a parent is punishment enough 5g is more than 10 times faster than 4g but save 20 percent more energy than the industry average follow us to find out why 5g isn't just faster it's better for the planet no trials have been done on the long-term effects that 5g will have to human health that's because they already know 5g and up is weapons grade don't worry it only affects brain cells so you are going to be fine deadly brain eating amoeba confirmed in florida poor thinking gonna starve this man goes to gym and does shrugs for four hours and then leaves i need to do more of those i i do not have those kind of muscles how are you not the a-hole here you're slut-shaming your adult daughter for sleeping with one guy if you were any simpler your husband would have to water you twice a week [Laughter] oh i love this subreddit so two inch murder hornets are big but my two inches are small yeah okay well one stings with pain and the other with disappointment i hate everybody you always pose like a divorced mom okay but is this a divorce mom thing or are we just immediately relating it to that because of this guy making the caption it's like what came first the chicken or the egg the divorced mum or the relation to it introducing england's 81st test captain he's got the face of a victorian pickpocketer oh yeah they're adding pickpocketers to the game now he just casually walks along the field trying to sneakily steal the ball off everyone someone tell riley reed the n-word pass isn't sexually transmittable oh no it's okay jim see she has a lot of black friends that she's been really close with in the past so she's allowed to i don't want to go any further with that old lady is feeling upset talk my grandson out to see some ass for his 16th birthday and can i just say for this i could have just showed him nope nada no ladies would you date a guy shorter than you yeah because anyone shorter than you would be snatched away by predatory birds i have never been so visibly disrespected in all my life use your creativity for good not evil breathe he pronounced home he went for a tattoo on his neck and they charged him for a sleeve can't wait for you to visit barnsley i'll fill you in silly kid all chinese burn your neck also is no one going to acknowledge the guy in the black shirt literally whipping mid-air you're the only youtuber i think should get a worst quality camera tati is like the kid in school that would start fights with everyone and then get their mum in the next day the paused image there just sells this perfectly i swear charlie is the only person i've seen that can stand up and manage to look shorter don't you dare insult most critical he is jesus incarnate took a pic of my girl today if mona lisa don't get her booty back in yeah no kidding she is very similar to mona lisa can i get a conspiracy theory that mona lisa is a time traveler for 50 please the four horsemen of endac is that actually him oh my god what is the context behind this these guys could fix your wi-fi then frick your wife zuck would need an instruction manual for the second part are you kidding look at his face that pale pasty white guy can slay if you choose not to wear a mask we respectfully ask that you postpone your visit we'll be happy to debate the efficacy of masks with you when this is all over and you come in to sell your dead grandmother's clothes this is fricked frick to like your face my old school runescape videos get more views than your porn please don't pipe up he looks like a higher budget more serious non-autistic version of tyler1 if they showed this movie on an airplane people would still walk out on it far out honestly i love that this movie exists bad movies can be so much fun to watch after all not even my dog wanted this piece of garbage well i mean it could also be the fact that the cd itself isn't exactly edible and the plastic's more soft and chewy regardless i hope that you made sure your dog didn't actually swallow that plastic hey if your mask is working why does it matter if i wear a mask because masks are to prevent you from giving it to other people not protecting yourself from it you soggy piece of a whole wheat knuckle of bridge that just came out of nowhere it was 1997. i was outside mcdonald's on queen street age 15. an old lady sparked speak english at a pair of young korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes oh i want a nice cup of tea look at me i'm english i want to eat plain toast i miss him every single day it's a shame that i have to call this out on being possibly fake because i've seen this shed on many tweets multiple times maybe it's a real story but this definitely isn't the original person who posted it but still funny though i still love it makes sense and great advice thanks it really doesn't dogs are pretty dumb my dog has never been downvoted so i don't know two cannibals are sitting together eating amy schumer one of them looks at the other and says does this taste funny to you the other cannibal looks him in the eye and says no that made me laugh more than any video today thank you good sir amy schumer's just looking down at the comment like you mother i have eight pets oh cool what are they three dogs and five cats you should get a lizard no thank you are you sure with your dry conversation he'll feel right at home oh yes gosh people who communicate like this when you're on dating apps are the reason why i never bothered with dating apps after a while vanilla ice is having a 4th of july weekend concert in texas despite her mexican beer running on the loose should be fine we're still allowed to gather in groups up to 10. looks like humpty dumpty went to harvard and got a degree in disappointing his parents 2020 has officially redeemed itself star wars reset includes kathleen kennedy stepping down too bad i don't know why that matters this bad dog ran the franchise into the ground harder than a pilot with no hands my voice is too deep to do the roblox sound effect so i'll just result to the minecraft one instead it's been four years since i shot this photo so much has changed and so little look at that damn nostril wow hate makes you ugly they should be using vats for that feral ghoul anime is lame as frick imagine fricking and you gotta moan ernie oh yeah oh yeah only oh it actually is really bad of a name like not even earn earn doesn't even work either oh ernie i'm sorry mate but you gotta change your name why do i feel like houston's the type of guy to make eye contact through the crack in the bathroom stalls can we just uh can we quickly just edit a bathroom stall in front of this guy's face and oh yep yeah oh buddy well i'm thankful i'm sitting on the toilet when you made me poop myself can this teenager use a rotary phone the younger generation are dum-dums oh look at these stupid kids they can't use a rotary phone they can't use a phone book well it's almost like as technology advances older things slowly become useless and obsolete kind of like ellen oh ellen what happens to you well nothing really if anything she's just being exposed for what she always used to be there should be a maximum age for facebook like once you hit 30 you are legally forced to stop using it would help these geriatric octognarians from falling for joke beliefs like flat earth and lizard people yes that was my first attempt at saying the words geriatric octogenarians i definitely didn't take about 15 times make your insults easy to read how are russian girls the hottest people alive and why do they turn into potatoes once they reach 47 well it may be a bit of my irish showing but that doesn't sound like a problem to me potatoes are snug as frick i have decided to give back to my community i knew it was a scam for sure when i saw this yeah i mean come on what do they even mean when they say community like does jeff even have a community not just a group of friends a community like who are you to think you're part of his community uh it was honestly so dumb before we wrap things up guys we've got some fan art to highlight today's being from littlebit0105 who was you know just a bit bored so they casually made an amazing piece of [ __ ] not even digitally all hands drawn i'm sorry a little bit but uh this is rare insults mad lads is another video okay guys that's gonna do us for today thank you so much for watching remember to like the video if you enjoyed today's content and you want to see more of rare insults i'm actually finding this subreddit kind of fun so if you guys want to see more of it please encourage us to of course if you have not subscribed yet then what are you doing and subscribe yeah fool do it and click the notification bell icon before i creatively insult you you uh your mouse there's a mouse in front of me that's all i could think of while you're at it also do check out some more videos on the channel for more beautiful mk content but with all that said it isn't my time to leave so i will say farewell to you you amazing person it is always lovely to chat to you my name has been jack and i'll see you next time bye

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Id: J0r0gC1mPxg

Length: 12min 1sec (721 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 10 2020