r/Choosingbeggars - "FIRE HER AND HIRE ME!"

welcome to our slash choosing beggars we're choosing beggars steal from you and then expect you to pay them for it to offer a little context I'm 22 female and in 2018 college grad working a pretty junior position in a university student finance department the department is pretty small about a dozen people including myself my job is comprised of pretty menial tasks data entry responding to query emails that sort of thing special enough to have my own desk but only a small step above coffee order taking intern and by God the way this choosing beggar has treated me since I started the job in September you'd think I was the unpaid intern choosing beggar is a woman and probably her late 40s early 50s may I speak to the manager haircut super tall and skinny a face like there's a bad smell under her nose all the time she constantly and condescendingly refers to me as love or sweetie but I honestly just think she doesn't know my name I am always friendly to her but she still treats me like I don't know someone's teenage daughter come for work experience or something Thursday last week choosing beggar approaches me at the kitchen table basically just a table at the back of the office where we have a mini fridge kettle microwave etc she puts her hand on my shoulder and fixes me with the tightest fakest smile hey sweetie I just thought I'd let you know you're out of hand cream I frowned completely confused I don't keep hand cream on my desk and even if I did I don't recall ever giving her permission to use it sorry choosing beggar I don't know what you mean again that Smile the cream you keep in your desk the Chinese won my stomach drops I know exactly what she's talking about for my birthday in November my Japanese friend we met on a language exchange app sent me a box of goodies including this really nice really expensive hand cream that you can only get in Japan I've been keeping it my desk as the office is air-conditioned and my hands get quite dry while I work that cream is a godsend but since the end of January the air conditions have been out so I've not been using it wanting to save it up for when the air conditioning gets fixed and I really need it it's also in a really solid tube so it's nearly impossible tell that it's been used without picking it up to feel how much is left the cream in my desk drawer the pink one yeah it's empty can you get some more I am horrified this lady's been helping herself to my things out of my desk when I've been out of my seat I truly don't know how to respond why were you going through my desk she straightens her back a little of this it's not locked it's not like anything in there is private but it's where I keep my personal belongings it's like if I went through your handbag without permission that's completely different she says her tone is significantly less friendly can you please just get some more hand cream I had been so distracted by the thought of choosing beggar going through my desk I'd totally forgotten the main point no it's from Japan and it's expensive I can try and find it online and gave you the link to order it but I'm not getting more so that you can use it well if you're going to replace it anyway we might as well share it you didn't even notice I was using it until I told you huh I knew this woman had a superiority complex but this is unreasonable she wants me to replace it so that she can keep using it the absolute audacity of this woman I said no I've got every mind to ask you to reimburse me I barely used it and now it's empty you used nearly the whole bottle but you weren't using it that's not the point choosing beggar for the first time in the conversation I raised my voice getting the attention of some of my colleagues it wasn't yours to use especially not without permission I won't ask you to reimburse me because I can already tell you'll say no I'll replace it myself but keep the heck out of my desk did you not learn that in preschool she bristles and quickly notices that people are staring she's not too well-liked in the office anyway so I can see the cogs begin to turn as she works out how she can turn this onto me sweetie that cream has changed my life she says in this fake gentle voice it's healed my eczema it might come back if I don't keep using it okay good for you so order some for yourself just stay out of my things before she could respond I just walked away with my now lukewarm coffee I ordered a new hand cream that night and considered sending her a PayPal invoice for it but I thought that as the first one was a gift I wasn't technically out-of-pocket I just felt sorry that my friends president had gone to waste fast forward eight days to yesterday choosing begger turns from the mini fridge with a death glare and announces to the office somebody's eating my yogurt no response everyone kind of glosses over her BS at this point she faked clears her throat him somebody has eaten my probiotic yogurt then a voice my hero a guy in the office will call Dave he's six for average build with a huge dark beard and glasses kind of like a bear stoic quiet keeps to himself well you weren't eating it choosing beggars face twists into the tightest glare I've ever seen excuse me you didn't even notice it was gone it must have been okay for someone else to take it since you weren't eating it there's there's a few small snorts of laughter I'm holding my breath to keep myself from bursting out in hysterics what kind of backwards logic is another co-worker also male he speaks in a crude imitation of a woman's voice fake sincere sweetie that probiotic yogurt changed my life it healed my eczema the whole office begins to laugh choosing beggars face goes bright red and her mouth starts twitching at the corners like she wants to either cry or yell but she doesn't have a foot to stand on she went out for lunch and didn't come back we heard later in the day that she'd called out sick when I got home in the evening I found an email letting me know she'd PayPal me some money for the hand cream without a message it only covered the cost of the actual cream not shipping but I was grateful I was just an intern in her eyes so I could never have convinced her to pay me but to have her equal colleagues on my side shame her like that was more than enough I am so so grateful to them they can use my hand cream any time they like well fear not Opie not only do you have two co-workers on your side but if you find this story and you scroll down you should see about 500,000 to a million or more other people who are on your side let me speak on behalf of my subscribers when I say we are so so glad you got petty revenge against that entitled of choosing beggar hello this is blank I need your Netflix password because it doesn't work anymore how did you get my Netflix password I changed my password because it kept kicking me off when I wanted to watch because other devices were watching and no you can't have my Netflix password why are you being such a jerk you don't need all of it for yourself I said no middle finger and on that note it would be fantastic if you could email me your Netflix Hulu crunchyroll and bank account login information I mean you're not so selfish you need all of that for yourself right a few years ago a workplace acquaintance called me around midnight sobbing that her parents had kicked her out because they didn't like her boyfriend and she needed some place to stay for a few days while she sorted it out I being a young and naive fool offered up my place a one-bed one-bath apartment that she had been to before she arrived about two hours later her car filled to bursting with all her belongings I knew immediately I had made a mistake offering up my place and that she had no intention of staying just a day or two but it being 2 a.m. and me being spineless I decided to let her stay the night and then tell her she needed to find another place in the morning I gave her the go-ahead to use my shower and did what I could to make the couch into a comfy bed when she got out of the shower she saw that I had made a bid on the couch in the living room where my dog's crate is also set up I don't like dogs can you put him outside well I don't have a yard and it's 20 degrees outside so no but he'll be in his crate all night and won't bother you can't you just put him on your balcony no he can sleep in my room tonight though it'll take too long to move his crate into your room I'll just sleep in there and you can take the couch oh he can just sleep in my bed with me it's no big deal why can't I take your bed and you sleep on the couch I would rather sleep in a bed yeah I would too so I'm going to sleep in my bed in my apartment I don't want to sleep on the couch look it's almost 3:00 in the morning you can either sleep on the couch or find a hotel well I want the bid tomorrow we'll talk about tomorrow the next day at work she referred to my apartment as our apartment and I told her she needed to find somewhere else to stay she proceeded to ask me for money to rent a hotel room No and told me she liked my shower of products and I should give her the extra she saw I kept under my bathroom sink as a consolidation gift no she ended up moving back in with her parents who apparently didn't actually kick her out but had just told her that if she and her boyfriend lived at their house then they needed to contribute to the bills swiggity swag er I'm a choosing beggar swiggity swag apartment give me your apartment I am an international student who moved into off-campus housing it is an apartment complex with studio apartments single tenants occupied by almost exclusively students at the university couple of minutes away the day after I moved in a guy that choosing beggar knocked on the door following was the interaction hello the choosing beggar shows me his phone is this your Wi-Fi yes is it fast I guess it's 60 my boobs oh all right uh-huh okay give me the password what I don't even know your name or who you are I am choosing beggars from downstairs give me your Wi-Fi password I am sorry no but my friend used to live here before you and he let me use his Wi-Fi I am sorry I can't the previous tenant moved out a week ago and I haven't had Wi-Fi give me your password I am sorry but the answer is still no I need my entire bandwidth and I work from home and need a private network for my research the choosing beggar gives me the stink-eye you have 60 maboob UPS and can't even let me use it stop being selfish first of all you didn't even ask me politely or offer to share the cost even if you had done that as I explained I can't share my network due to privacy concerns that's it the answer is no and that's final bye I closed the door to his face I see him walk away after a couple seconds of standing at my door fiddling with his phone trying out passwords there is no way he could guess because he had not even asked for my name let alone my random generated password I had put in a strong password and Mac ID filter basically I need to approve the device before it can even connect with my password so I knew there was nothing to worry about I saw him every now and then for the next semester and he gave me the stink-eye like I stole his dog or something after that semester he moved out and I never saw him again so you know how some people say that houses are haunted and before people buy the house they get warned like oh you should know some people say this is haunted so maybe you don't want to buy it I feel like people should also get warning if like a choosing beggar lives next door so it's like you should know this house is haunted by a choosing beggar ooh give me your Wi-Fi password hi is this the free tutoring service hello please respond hello my name is blank and yes I can provide two hours per week to students in the blink if they have a learning disability two hours is not enough you should be ashamed for not helping out those in serious need unfortunately between my jobs school and internship it's all the time I have available I take on four students and I am already tutoring three i can't devote more than eight hours per week i just don't have the time if your child has a qualifying disability you can hire a tutor up to $20.00 per hour and the government will reimburse the cost would you like more information no I didn't want more information I want you to devote more than two measly hours so that my daughter can actually reduce day hi I'm sorry the service doesn't meet your requirements but it's something I do on a volunteer basis with my free time I have had enough of your lies I will be reporting you to the Dean good luck saying goodbye to your precious job and career all the success in the world will not make you a better person or help with yourself if you can't give time to those in need this guy is giving up eight hours of his week to help these kids and this choosing beggar is upset at him because he's not giving more than that that would be like going to a soup kitchen and yelling at them because they serve soup instead of Lobster a few years ago I had the pleasure of working with Kim Kim had an administrative job at our shared place of business and we worked together for about a year she wasn't a great employee mainly due to attitude and a constant stream of missed time for a sort of reasons most of which seemed to be BS Kim eventually found her dream job which we discovered after she failed to call or show up after three days straight we parted amicably enough even allowing her to resign to avoid ending things on a negative note and that was the end of that in Kim's absence Lee had been promoted and quickly proved to be excellent at the job consequently we weren't really all that excited when Kim reappeared about a week after her departure sobbing and begging for her job back the dream job hadn't been very dreamy after all and she was running low on funds moved by her pleas on behalf of her children the manager agreed to bring her back on a trial basis to fill the vacancy left when Lee was promoted it was a step down from her previous position but it was immediately available a shorts very blunt conversation ensued when she demanded to know why she couldn't just have her old job back we explained again that the position had been filled and that the entry-level spot we were offering was the only thing available we pointed out that she'd been a no call no show and that she burned a lot of bridges with the company by the poor way she'd handled her departure the offer of any position with the company again was a kindness pure and simple she then said well the only reason I came back was because I figured you'd miss me and want me back I don't really think I need to take a step down do you this resulted in a long silence I was on the verge of telling her to just forget it when she got up to leave she seemed to since she was pushing her luck and said I really appreciate the opportunity maybe some doors will open for me and I will be able to move back up soon whatever I have expected her to blow it off and just never come back she came in late the following day and accomplished almost nothing instead she divided her time between hovering overly and hiding in the break room with her cell phone after being asked repeatedly to return to her work she abruptly left without a word the next day she didn't come in at all and we left a voicemail at the end of the day and informing her that her employment had been terminated and that her final check would be mailed the following day she arrived bright and early and demanded a meeting with the manager upon being told she would not get a meeting and that she was not welcome on the premises she threw a massive tantrum in full view of the office she said that it was unfair that we'd taken her job away and given it to Lee and that she had kids to feed and that we needed to be nicer we explained that she wasn't entitled to the job and that she had squandered all of her bargaining power by walking out twice furthermore the job was taken it was Lee's she then dropped her purse along with the immortal line so just fire her so that I can have it back it was one of those moments that just sticks with you we were all kind of shocked at her audacity and single-minded selfishness Lee was really uncomfortable as you can imagine and quickly left the room without saying much of anything I picked up Kim's purse handed it to her and walked her out she sat outside for a long time then left she called back six months later and asked if we were ready to give her a fair chance we declined let me apply this choosing beggars logic to a my line of work just to see how crazy it sounds if there are any youtubers watching this video I demand that you delete your channel and send all of your subscribers to my channel because clearly I deserve them more than you do swiggity swag button be sure to hit the like button swiggity 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Length: 17min 34sec (1054 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 05 2019