r/Choosingbeggars "Give Me Your $3000 PC!"

welcome to our slash choosing beds where people are stuck up and get shut down this happened a few days ago and I still haven't finished fuming over it it's a pretty long story so strap in TLDR at the bottom so some background friends of my family had to move to a place where animals were not allowed at the time they had a very sweet two-year-old lab named cricket they didn't want to bring it to a shelter where it wouldn't be a top priority so they gave it to my family knowing we often fostered animals and found them good homes we were told to find a good home for cricket and to ask for about $50 a home check n AP references just to make sure the people who ended up with there were good fit this is all very acceptable and we were happy to do it fast-forward a week or two the family has moved and we have begun the process of getting the word out that this dog was looking for a new home we got several responses within a few days mostly people asking if cricket would fit well in their home kids dogs cats livestock etc here Anna's choosing begger this woman was one of the first responses to our ad and we looked over her application she has a decent sized house with a fenced-in backyard one kid no dogs no cats which cricket was fine with but it didn't matter in this situation and seemed to be a pretty good fit for this dog we messaged her and agreed on a time and date when the day came for her to move over something came up and my parents had to be elsewhere instead of canceling on her my mother trusted me to handle the situation correctly seeing as all I was doing was letting the lady meet cricket to see if she liked her the home check would be on the following day I am a 15 year old female for more context I've done these meet and greets alone several times and have never had problems that was soon to change the time finally comes for the lady to come over I put my own two dogs two year old pitbull 4-month American Bulldog in the kitchen so they wouldn't interrupt us then took out cricket choosing bigger is a little odd more into the dog than talking to me that's fine I get it cricket acts shy hiding behind me for a few minutes just because this lady is new and she doesn't know her choosing beggar starts to get frustrated and reaches over grabbing cricket by the collar and dragging her over to her I said something polite like oh don't scare the response was a glare and a I know what I'm doing I'm starting to get a bad vibe from her when all of a sudden my pup becomes tearing around the corner running up to the lady and jumping on her I apologized immediately and tried to rein him in but lady picks him up and looks him over you didn't tell me you had another dog for sale well he's not well I came here to get a dog for my son and I'm not going to leave with that one you said this dog was friendly and playful she's obviously been abused by you you owe me a free dog or I'm going to call the cops uh she hasn't been abused she's just I'm taking this one he's much sweeter and I don't want you to abuse him either this lady literally tucks my puppy under her arm and shoves a crumpled 20 in my direction you're lucky I even gave you 20 she turns to walk out of my house with my dog in her hands swinging around my poor 35 pound pub while she tries to manage the door with one hand I'm literally frozen what the Frick am I supposed to do in this situation after a few seconds I stumbled down the stairs and pushed the door closed saying something about how she needed to drop my dog she starts banshee screaming yelling about how I was gonna hurt my dog this lady completely flipped she seemed all right in the beginning and now she's acting like a freakin lunatic thankfully I got my phone and called the police well I was calling she threw my frickin dog and took off pushing me aside to run out of the door she got away but I ended up telling my parents turns out the freakin idiot gave my mother her dress for the home check so the police should get involved in a few days whoops ring ring ring hello miss I'd like to come over to your house and steal a dog from you and before I do here's my home address okay cool see you later click my wife and I still laugh about this one we treated ourselves along with our daughter to business class on a flight home as some upgraded seats suddenly opened up at a discount we flew economy down it had been separated so this seemed like a good thing my wife and daughter grabbed their two seats I had right behind them to the last row of business seats there's a woman already in my seat talking to the woman next to her me to the woman in the aisle seat hi I think you're in my seat choosing better window lady quickly chimes in I got upgraded this is my sister would you mind taking a different seat so we can be together okay sure is it the single here motioning to the NPC to cross the aisle no or her seat is technically in coach that's not going to work please this is a trip of a lifetime for us and it would really be wonderful if we could sit next to each other I get it but I'm not going to give up a seat I paid extra for we need to be together as she has been through so much being sick and these are the only two seats that will allow us to really talk weren't you just on vacation I'm sure whoever is sitting next to her in coach will swish with you up here please just go back there no my wife and daughter are with me I look over to see my kid laughing at me it's just money we need to sit together do the right thing and be a gentleman we really need to sit together for her health the flight attendant comes over choosing beggar I hope it's okay he switched seats with my sister here no I didn't flight attendant ma'am you will have to take the seats you purchased the sister per grudgingly gets up but hovers a bit even as people are boarding she stands there giving me weird puppy-dog eyes finally she goes back to her seat in coach now that you made my sister move and ruined our trip the least you can do is pass her some free drinks during the flight no I put on headphones she sat with her arms folded staring straight ahead for the next six hours can you imagine sitting next to someone for six freaking hours who hates your guts oh my god that had to have been an awkward cringy airplane ride okay so for context on this next one a choosing beggar found that someone posted her messages on the choosing beggar subreddit and it got real angry so the choosing beggar decided to harass the posters followers stop harassing my followers like you're being crazy stop you're a 26 year old woman grow up you are the one harassing me you go out of your way to stalk me and post everything I do on that stupid and trashy group and reddit what's wrong with you they all make fun of me because you told them okay this awful person well I don't need to convince them they've seen how nuts you are through what you host so are you doing this because I refuse to sell you the painting no you dumb jerk I would have left you alone if you hadn't post all my conversations on reddit I don't give a flip about your stupid art I've been doing a huge piece 10 times better than yours for free delete all the reddit posts now also who's the person that sent you the screenshots because I blocked you do you have a fake account stalking me I am NOT taking them down grow the F up I thought you'd stop this stupid childish behavior if you saw how other people reacted but you're so blind if you don't stop I will take legal action grow up I'm pregnant you know every emotion I go through my baby will feel I'm very stressed out so if I have a miscarriage from all the emotional stress you made me go through it's going to be your fault stop lying you're not pregnant anyway I have to go stop contacting my followers you crazy bee baby killer you really need some psychiatric intervention I will talk to your mother about this I've talked told her already and she just had a heart attack so don't you bring drama to her you selfish bee that's weird my mom told me she was doing great I hope you know they talk to each other very often this is what happens when a choosing beggar discovers their being made fun of on the Internet if I get big enough it's inevitable that someone I've made fun of will find my YouTube videos and the YouTube comments will be an absolute goldmine of choosing beggar rage oh my god I cannot wait for this day to happen so I date like that is inevitable if you want to see that chaos and the butthurt unfold be sure to subscribe so you will be here when it happens buckle up boys so a backstory I'm a pretty hardcore PC gamer when I turned 17 I got a job save my first pay packet for a few months and spent 2000 pounds on a PC over the past five years I kept upgrading it spinning about 4000 pounds on it in total over that time six months ago I was having massive issues and it turned out my gravis cart has fried sad face I had been saving for a new PC and spent a lot more on that so I had a spare cooked PC in my room I swapped out parts and turned it into a mini server to run in my room all good this Christmas we had family at our place including the young children my cousin who's 11 was looking in my room as it's quite techie so naturally he's interested another point about this child is he and his brother are not technical they don't have mobiles iPads game consoles or even Internet they are very strange children and they're kind of the weird family you're forced to invite to gatherings because their family back to the story he notices my mini server and says wow you have two computers I basically just agree to save the effort of explaining the different stem he tells me he wishes he has one and just stares at me like I'm the reason he hasn't got his own I chuckle it off and we go back downstairs to the party later on my aunt his mom comes up to me and asked about why I need two computers I explained to her about one being my main PC and another being a server she does the technophobe hands which are the jazz hands people do when you explain something technological to him she asked if choosing burger cousin could have the PC so he can play for dine in Pokemon one it's mine no two it's a server not a standard PC three they also have no internet or knowledge of how to set up a PC I basically just flatly say no sorry she storms off almost in a tantrum now I consider us a normal type family these things just don't happen I told my dad who doesn't like them and he just laughs loudly we're getting weird now choosing Burger cousin literally sits in my room sitting against my server under my desk for probably five hours I asked him to come back down he just says no he's comfortable and just sits there oh so he's like a cat so it gets to about 10 p.m. and people are leaving choosing a beggar aunt and uncle get their things and get ready to go they say choosing Burger cousin won't leave without the PC they look at me like this is my fault and I'm wondering where the discipline is choosing beggar aunt goes upstairs to get him while the rest of us kind of sit awkwardly silent in the hallway they're gone about five minutes I mean it's not a big house grab that little twerps hands and pull him downstairs I go up to see what the issue is and choosing bigger cousin is literally mounting my server he has his are and legs wrapped around it all cables pulled out and on the floor everywhere halfway across the room where he obviously tried to drag it cables and clip cables that have been yanked out so all broken let me remind you this child is almost 12 I was almost immediately being pinged by my discord four players letting me know my game servers had gone down for those who don't know about servers pulling the plug is very bad as they need to be shut down properly I just shout loudly to get the eff out the madness peeks at this point as my cousin looks up at me and hisses yes hisses like a cat I'm right he is a cat choosing beggar aunt starts accusing me of greed to the highest degree and drags choosing beggar cousin from the room and downstairs to where basically 15 people are waiting to see the result of the carnage they tell me I'll be receiving a bill for the therapy choosing bigger cousin will likely need after a traumatic event I caused which could have been easily avoided as for the server I needed to buy new cables one of the storage drives had generally and let it fall over moving it onto its side after about a week everything was back to normal I've joined my dad and brother in non contact with psycho family but there's a little bit extra last week I received a random Facebook message from a page called PC donations asking me if I had any spare pcs to donate to children who weren't as fortunate in my local area a small town the page have been created about two hours prior and had zero likes and activity etc genius I think this post gives us insight into why cats are such jerks cats aren't choosing beggars also reading about this guy's discord servers reminds me to mention my own discord server join the are slash discord the link is down in the description so for context on this next story they're talking about reptiles and snakes a colubrid is a type of snake hey you told me to text you regarding selling my colubrid collection huh yes how much do you want for full collection with all setups and enclosures if you want all the enclosures - it will be around two thousand pounds three or four of them are kept in rubs the breeding pair of nBK's and the scale is corns but all the others are in ninety by sixty by 45 X Oh Terra's with full setups including life in and the matching cabinets you would need a van to collect them I could do 800 today but have a van there in two hours king snakes and corns aren't really popular at the minute so I think 2000 is way too much well there's almost 3,000 and equipment all in perfect condition that's without the snake collection if you want you can take the list of snakes into a reptile shop by you and asked him to price it up or ask on the IHS Facebook page the scaleless corns are worth over one thousand alone I am actually selling and then the message gets cut off well I have kept snakes longer than you have been born eight hundred take it or leave it I don't have time for people trying to rob me well in that case I'm gonna leave it perhaps you have kept them for longer than I have been alive which makes this even more ridiculous beat me and tell me to my face f off you absolute bellend wool was in the Army for 15 years act tough over text and see what me my boys do to your house I'll give you twenty quid and you and your boys can come and clean my gutters other than that go and bore someone else all right here's a free pro tip for you never pick a fight with a dude who has a reptile and snake collection cuz you'll show up getting ready to stop a fool and he'll show up with a crocodile or I'll just throw a snake in your face man don't pick a fight with reptile collectors that can't end well for you alright everyone that is our slash choosing beggars and remember it is inevitable that someone that I make fun of in these videos is gonna find my channel eventually and when that happens you want to be here trust me it's gonna be an absolute blast in the comments so hit that subscribe button and also the best you can be one of the first people to show up in the comment section and I'll see you guys tomorrow with a new video

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Id: XTZyx2rCQxA

Length: 15min 8sec (908 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 17 2019