r/Choosingbeggars "BUY ME A CAR TO COME TO MY WEDDING!"

welcome to our slash choosing beggars we're a woman asked for a car as a wedding gift need a photographer for events in exchange we give free publicity and lead creation please p.m. me how about giving money can you sell it $100 cash no sorry how about $80 um that's less money so so no then how about $60 hey can I buy your textbook from last year did you sell it yet which one Ken yeah I'm selling it for 200 oh but isn't the books are selling that brand-new edition one for like a hundred and sixty-seven but I'll add my notes all together for 250 but textbook alone is 200 so you're selling last year's edition the old textbook alone for 200 bucks yeah okay sorry I think I'm just gonna get the new one from the store you sure cuz my notes will help you a lot trust me I'll add it for 250 total nah sorry I don't want to pay an extra 100 just for notes I kind of have my own style anyway thanks though it's not extra 100 it's just extra 50 cuz I'm selling the textbook for 200 you're selling it for 200 but the bookstore is selling it for 167 so I might as well just buy it from there or find someone selling it for cheaper than the purchase price you're not gonna find someone selling less than 200 but good luck to you yeah there is someone the bookstore dude are you not understanding what I'm saying yeah man the bookstore can sell it however they want I'm selling it for 200 so you want it or not I already said no okay then your loss so whatever book this choosing Berger was trying to sell at least we know it wasn't a math book question can you make a male babysitter page I'll support hi I'm a single mom going to college with my sister a couple weeks ago I asked my neighbor a nice guy if he could watch the kids for two hours while I went to class and my sister wasn't home and he agreed if he babysits and doesn't accept pay can I sue him for child support because he took on a fatherly role I'm sure I can convince a court that he accepted a fatherly role which is how who owes child support is determined in my state the hollow up question can I sue each of my child's teachers and make them pay me child support too this is a review on a t-mobile website for a tablet one star absolutely disappointed I was disappointed when my boyfriend gave me this cheap tablet for Valentine's Day first of all I hate anything Android worst products come from Androids second of all he basically got it for free and didn't put much effort into my gift so now I'm upset lastly I did make the effort to use it and it's so slow I asked him for a mini iPad a while back ago I clean and cook for him and this is what I get I wanna cry this post is so confusing but most of all I want to know how did 46 people find this post helpful hey everyone so we're all the way that my wedding is coming up in October I've already sent out the invitations meaning most of you have gotten them thanks for those who have RSVP'd already if you haven't then please RSVP by Sunday otherwise we're not going to be able to have you that being said I would like to announce our gift registry to everyone to all those coming to my wedding these are a list of gifts that you can bring you must choose from the list or consult me first there are no exceptions the list includes one any kitchen maid appliance over three hundred and fifty dollars this does not mean regular kitchen items like an apron or a spatula I'm talking about their stand mixer blender at any Gucci or Louis Vuitton purses other purses are allowed but please consult me first Annie closed over $400 from Calvin Klein Moschino or Nora's new floor tiles for the entire house I know this one is a bit of a stretch but I'd gladly appreciate it a new car or a new trim for my car or anything in relation to the car $400 or more and gift cards from any of the following places v Saks Avenue Bloomingdale's Nordstrom Calvin Klein Gucci Whole Foods sprouts maybe even JC Penney other places are acceptable but please talk to me first any Korean or Asian beauty products totaling four hundred dollars or more any high class paintings or decorations totaling four hundred dollars or more a cash gift of four hundred dollars or more so as you can see there are a lot of things on here I am expecting everyone to spend at least $400 on the wedding gifts I accept slightly lower amounts as long as you tell me first also everything on here is first-come first-serve there's a link to the spreadsheet where you can find who's bringing what's remember to apply early if you don't want to give me a Gucci purse or anything you don't want to get thanks love's xoxo so as a dude who doesn't know anything about the world of purses I had to look those up and a Gucci purse goes for like $2,000 pretty easily so I think it would have gone with thee anything related to a car option and gotten her one of those pine air fresheners honestly I feel awful even saying this my friend was letting me piggyback off her dad's xfinity accounts so I could use Wi-Fi on the go and watch TV and stuff and he died so now I can't watch TV well at least they feel bad saying it I agreed to give it to you for 60 bucks you said you can pick it up today is that not true anymore not after the passive-aggressive message from yesterday low alright my dude if $10 is the difference between you making rent or not maybe you shouldn't be shopping on Craigslist actually it was a sob story a common method for negotiation you are literally making up lies to try and lowball and I'm the butthole for telling you you're low-balling lmao so this guy lied in guilt-tripped Opie to try and scam him out of 10 bucks it doesn't matter if that's a common method for negotiation it still makes you a douche bag okay today I can do 50 I had to stop paying for my medicine to buy this oh sorry we can meet a blank yes I can go right now with the 50 all right I'll be there in about 10 minutes okay I am already here that was pretty fast I'll be there in about seven minutes okay I'm waiting hello I'm here hurry up hello sorry I'm here are you by the parking lot entrance yes I am I only have two 1e so I guess you're gonna have to take it I'm leaving I love the line I guess you're gonna have to take it as if there's no other option like SIA I am invited to Heidi Klum's Halloween party this year and I'm looking for a stylist and makeup artist who would like to get me ready for the event lots of press will be there red carpet Getty Images TV from all over the world I had credit you in every publication possible this is a great opportunity for someone who'd like to add this to their portfolio it's not paid if interested please drop your website or handle below and I'll be in touch Thanks hashtag Heidi Klum hashtag Halloween Wow hope someone can transform you into a paying client hey I need a sitter for tonight so you're ahead and I'm interested okay this is kind of short notice but I should be able to tonight what age of your kids and what hours tonight any details would be appreciated we have 23 and a half year old and a two year old be aware none of them are potty trained yet but you're more than welcome to work on it we'd like you to come over I'm sorry the message kind of cut off I didn't get the last part the potty training part is fine I can work with it come over at 6:00 but before 7:00 at the latest what are your rates for three kids I can do fifteen bucks an hour and do you know how long I'll be sitting at least till midnight probably later in no way will we be paying 15 we've had several sitters in the past and never paid more than 8 I can do 60 for the I'm sorry I can't do that 15 an hour minimum I don't want to waste any more of your time so that's it 15 or nothing our kids aren't very well-behaved and will be sleeping most of the time anyway you'll barely have to do anything I used to babysit for $10 a night be grateful barely had to do anything they're not even potty-trained Lowell good luck maybe you can suck her some poor teenager to babysit what she means to say is that she babysit for $10 when she was a teenager in 1980 this one happened some years ago and isn't a simple transaction so buckle in if you enjoy a story this is the story of how I learned the meaning of no good deed goes unpunished courtesy of a choosing beggar for those who don't know real estate agents often earn about 3% of a sale price for each side of the sale the whole commission might be 6% which would mean the buyer agent and seller agent brokerage each get 3% which is then split further in most cases with part going to the brokerage part going to the agent the part going to the agent pays for the agents advertising cost professional fees taxes health insurance and so on however commissions are always negotiable - and people routinely ask for discounts and such in certain cases I have agreed to provide discounts this is the story of the deepest discount I ever offered and the choosing beggar that came with it I guess it started when I sold mr. and mrs. elderly their new home they had just sold the one they raised their family in and were ready to downsize to something more manageable now that their health was in decline they were in their 70s after all we found a cute little ranch home with a small yard and they were thrilled with it their son helped them with so much he helped them look at how says help them with maintenance mode their lawn and was just genuinely a good guy their $100,000 offer was accepted and they closing the sale without a problem another client was very disappointed his family looked at the house and wanted to buy it but their credit wasn't quite ready to get a loan and it was at the very top of their budget anyway fast forward nine or ten months missus elderly calls me we want to sell this house she says turns out her husband's mental health has been in decline and he's now addicted to the Home Shopping Network he spent ten thousand dollars in the prior month on stuff they couldn't use he was depressed and unhappy with their home because it didn't have a basement and his anxiety over the possibility of a tornado striking just kept growing not unreasonably I suppose as this house was in Central Missouri where tornadoes are not exactly rare but the problem is that house prices have not gone up enough to cover Commission and closing costs while paying off their new mortgage by my calculations they'd have to bring around $7,000 to the table if they sold to a new buyer at market value I felt bad for them though and I knew my other client had finally gotten to where they could buy at the original house price I would have to work for free to help both of them something that would take around 20 to 60 more hours of my time depending on whatever hiccups came along the couple was thrilled when I informed them that I could help them make their sale happen if that same buyer purchased it the buyer was thrilled when I informed him he could buy it even though it was at their max price he could get a loan for they got into contract mr. and mrs. elderly moved to their daughter's house about 25 miles away I never knew they had a daughter I'd met their son at least eight times but daughter never even heard her mentioned before mrs. elderly says well she really wanted us to come stay with her because she's a nurse and mr. elderly just isn't doing too well the buyers credit issues throw some obstacles in the way then mr. elderly gets even sicker and is put into a nursing home he's delusional and I had to get a doctor's written opinion on whether he's mentally as suited enough to sign the contract paperwork as we continue with the transaction it's horrible there the nursing home has calendars in patients room that are branded to a funeral home people are calling out for help in the hallway and the place smells like pee every time I have to drive the 25 miles out to get their signature on something for our five separate occasions I still haven't seen the daughter but mrs. elderly has begun hinting at being dissatisfied and when i probe did it turns out her daughter's putting garbage ideas in her head that I'm somehow taking advantage of them when I saw their son I gently inquired about her he told me he didn't get along with her that he thought she wanted them to live with her because she was just trying to gain access to their retirement income two days before closing I need to review their closing documents with them mr. elderly has already signed his part but mrs. elderly wants her daughter with her before she signs hers I visit with her at her daughter's dining table and daughter is there along with an ambushing attorney as I'm reviewing the documents she's challenging every single dollar as if I control how much the title company charges or the tax amounts she finally speaks up and says my parents aren't getting any money at all here how dare you take advantage of them like this she wanted me to chip in to pay for part of the closing costs which were coming in at a little over $1,000 the final straw for me was when she called me a scammer I said I will walk away right now and let this sale go you're more than welcome to find another real estate agent who will work for free and give your parents $6,000 worth of services at no cost I started to gather my things the attorney fortunately was not stupid and intervened telling her that she probably should let me complete the sale I left and the closing happened a couple days later mr. elderly died the morning of the closing and never knew that the house he didn't want was no longer a burden to him or his wife that was our slash using beggars and don't forget to subscribe because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 15min 33sec (933 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 07 2019