r/Entitledparents INSANE Entitled Parent Tries To RUIN Wedding!

welcome to our slashing title parents where we have probably the funniest wedding story I've ever heard our first reddit post is from Thelonious 5 this story is about my friend's mother-in-law and her wedding strap in guys this is a wild ride in which I did the thing that got me banned from any of her family functions plus a few threats of dismemberment and bodily harm a good friend of mine from university was getting married they'd been a couple since her junior year of college through her two years in the Peace Corps and currently her return to this continent six years in total she'd been to all manner of family functions and always came back with a strange story about how she thinks her mother-in-law secretly hates her but she being a very quiet and sweet person pushed those thoughts aside point one she's a vegetarian and Jewish husband is not she was invited and went to Christmas dinner and figured she would just eat sides also she brought a vegetarian casserole mother-in-law after knowing her for three years and being told by husband a few weeks before about not to forget the friend doesn't eat meat proceeded to put meat in every dish my friend drank water and ate her casserole the whole night while mother-in-law cried to everyone that friend was so rude for not eating her cooking anyway back to the story a few friends and I were asked to be in the wedding my friend has a huge family and so this was not going to be a small affair neither of them is particularly religious but friends said it would be nice to be married under a Hoopa think Ann Arbor but for poles and covered with a white cloth and lots of flowers husband said he could care less and told her to go and rent one for the wedding I was at the bridal shower when the mother-in-law found out that the pretty canopy was actually a Hoopa she almost lost her cool in front of a bunch of people but managed to compose herself and laugh angrily that if the Jews were being represented so would the Catholics in my head I heard a record screech guys they aren't Catholic so after much fighting a lot of screaming crying threatening to pull money which is funny because she contributed nothing mother-in-law lost the boot was firmly placed and nothing was moving Hoopa yes Catholic priest no things got stupid quiet my friend text me the night before the wedding that she has a bad feeling I tell her it's probably just nerves she's getting married and this is a big deal oh how wrong I was we all show up get our hair and makeup done slip into our bridesmaids dresses and hang out waiting for the bride to be finished with her hair she makes a comment saying she hadn't seen mother-in-law all day and that she skipped her hair and makeup appointment we all side eyed each other took a few sips of wine and hoped the eerie feeling would go away 30 minutes later as we're helping the bride into her dress guess who shows up if you kissed mother-in-law you win a cookie flush from coming up the stairs she is not a light woman in full hair and makeup and a white dress not ivory not cream full snow freakin white the dress was clearly a wedding dress it was even from David's Bridal which she would later shout at me floor-length satin with a sweetheart beaded top a bit of a train and off-white lace on the bottom the dress was even tailored to her this has been a long con she has orchestrated the bride burst into tears and aunts and Friends assured mother-in-law out we did her best to consoled the bride touched up her makeup and made her a promise that the dress would never be seen in a photo she looked me dead in the eye and nodded the game was on the venue only supplied white wine and champagne for the wedding party but I grabbed my purse and ran down to the reception area and managed a flagon attended by the bar and pry him with a cool $20 bill to give me a bottle of red early I cracked the baby open filled a solo cup to the brim with it and stocked outside after after a few swings from the bottle for courage I went over to where everyone was getting ready to take photos with with one last hard stare at my friend I got her nod of approval I pulled out my phone held it in front of my face like I was reading a text and walked straight into mother-in-law I poured the entire cup of red wine down the front of her dress jumped back and gasped the look on her face was murderous she screamed yelled threatened and promised she would sue me people had to hold her back because she wanted to fight me eventually she switched from screaming - sobbing and sink to the ground and threw a tantrum on the floor everyone moved back and just let her go at it and walked away to go take photos it was surreal as if everyone just hit their limit and noped out away from her the 12 year old flower girl whipped out her phone and snapped a few photos much to our amusement this is already super long but I will say that mother-in-law went home and changed only 20 minutes from the menu into a nice dark green too small and low-cut dress because of this she missed all the photos the wedding was beautiful I got death glares from everyone she told that I attacked her with wine no cares were given as I drank and danced with friends the bride thanked me in secret and three months later took me to the spa for a day of pampering but I am officially that Isis grunt - mother-in-law and I'll take it with pride so whoever that twelve-year-old out there who snapped the photos if you happen to be watching this and usually and you still have those photos of a sobbing wine covered mother-in-law please contact me I will pay you cash money for the honor of publishing those photos on my youtube channel also Oh P major props you are a true friend our next reddit post is from appropriate radish so about a year ago my wife when I found out that she was pregnant with twins we were very excited and so were all our parents the pregnancy wasn't easy my wife went through such severe morning sickness that we weren't sure she'd be able to continue the pregnancy she's a trouper though and got through it after 20 hours of labor and an emergency c-section she gave birth to a healthy boy and girl until this point my mom had been entirely supportive of the pregnancy and excited for the birth of her second and third grandchildren however her demeanor changed entirely when she saw our babies for context I'm a light-skinned black man and my wife is a very fair white woman when our babies were born they didn't look black they were just pink like most newborns my mom decided that these couldn't be my children and my wife must have cheated she walked up to my wife who was feeding our daughter and slapped her right across the face in front of me my in-laws my dad and a nurse everything descended into chaos security came and cleared the room until Child Protective Services and the police could do an investigation then my wife who had gone through a terrible pregnancy in birth had to be left alone just hours later without me or her parents until an investigation could be conducted it was horrendously traumatic for her and still affects her to this day since then my mother hasn't been allowed to see my kids but she calls routinely and leaves messages that switch between apologizing and screaming obscenities my in-laws have been over a lot to help with the babies and I've told my mom to eff off a fair number of times my wife never wants to see her again and I really don't want to either also after a little while the pinkness wore off and the babies are very clearly mixed-race and look exactly like me so it turns out that physically assaulting a new mother holding a newborn isn't a good idea who could have thought our next reddit post is from Ozzie dad lost I've been thinking about writing this for a while but since the most stupid discussion I've ever had happen happened tonight I've just got to get this out so quick backstory I married my current wife entitled Perrin and she had three kids prior to us meeting entitled kid one my stepson age 13 entitled kid to my stepson age 12 and entitled kid 3 my stepdaughter aged 10 we have two kids together who as of writing this aren't entitled breaths for how young they are they're quite good a few years ago entitled kid one decided to make up stories about me to his teacher saying I've been abusing him and his siblings child services did a thorough investigation and found it to be all made up and ever since I've kept my distance from any parental roles I have to admit I find their entitlement incredibly annoying and lose my temper from time to time most of the time though I just walk away also don't know how relevant but their biological dad entitled dad has been out of the picture until two years ago and has since won enough custody and refuses to work so we have to pay him child support even though the kids are with us more than half the time here's the story from today due to how our routines work it's up to me to get the little kids ready each morning I also take them to the respective school in daycare however all three entitled kids are expected to get themselves ready and catch the buses entitled kid one always leaves to go to his grandparents because he gets to make a lunch consisting of nothing but sugar entitled kid 2 usually follows but didn't this morning instead thought it was a great idea to just stuff about I don't prompt him or tell them what to do as they're entitled mother says you can't force them they have to want to do the right thing so I'm going about my business not really paying attention to them then out of the blue in title kid to start yelling at me you [ __ ] you should have told me how late it was now I'm going to miss my bus this is all your fault you idiot you suck this tirade goes on for awhile I ignore it but in my head I'm getting angrier and angrier I call his grandmother and tell her to take him to school as she works there I call and let entitled mom know what happened and this is the text I got sorry entitled kids who got crossing you this morning I think you need to let it go we know when he is stressed he doesn't deal with things properly perhaps I'll talk to him about it later when he's calm anyway no one needs the stress I read it and don't say anything so come later in the day I'm not happy at all over cleaning up and doing everything for the entitled kids and entitled mother notices and gets cross with me for being distant about it all this is what happened you need to let it go but it's happening all the time why don't you do something about it because they need to choose to do the right thing what what are you going to do about it well I'll leave if it doesn't stop I'm not stopping you it isn't fair everyone keeps telling me what to do with my kids well doing nothing about their bad behavior is a bad parent move no it isn't as I know they will do the right thing you just need to let it go so you're telling me that I have to make a change and allow them to keep treating me like garbage yes they're just babies so we can't even meet in the middle if you could meet all the expectations then maybe you would have an argument for that I need to know what you plan to do okay all right I have to go I'm sick of being judged by everyone because I don't do what people think I should do she just left I'm sitting in the bathroom thinking I don't feel anything anymore I just feel numb from it so normally I don't add stories like this because it's not quite as juicy as your typical entitled parent story but I decided to put it in today's video because it gives incredible insight into why entitled parents are such bad parents they have so much faith in their kids like they think their kids are so precious so adorable that they just expect them to be good and then when people call them out on their bad parenting it makes them defensive because it means that both they're a bad parents and their kid is a bad kid so they get defensive and just shut it down and instead of listening to advice they just default to doing nothing so it's like a feedback loop the worst the kids are the more people complain to the parents and the more people complain to the parents the more the parents just shut down and don't follow any of the advice that was are sloshed entitled parents and if you enjoyed this video please be sure to hit that subscribe button because I just hit 1 million subs and I would hit 2 million subs too

Channel: rSlash

Views: 1,824,638

Rating: 4.9253306 out of 5

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Id: J-w0NfZiejo

Length: 14min 35sec (875 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 05 2019