r/Choosingbeggars I DESERVE IT FOR FREE!

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where people expect discounts on free stuff I need help please okay I need money and I thought what are friends for yes supporting each other so please send me money I'm desperate any donation above $100 is welcome don't even try donating under $100 you broke person don't be cheap I am trying to raise $10,000 by the end of the month please spread the word those ten thousand dollars are gonna be spent on the following one iPhone 11 pro max 512 gigabytes for $1,300 to $700 sneakers will post the pic in my neck snap three $250 new air pod pro for rent and credit card late payments five weed six wine I haven't had any for a long time seven whatever is left will be spent on clothes if you haven't gotten me anything for Christmas don't even think about donating anything below $500 smiley face thank you when this guy said he wanted $10,000 I assumed that like his car had broken down or he had insane medical bills or something not a new iPhone and shoes come on man that's great thank you for answering so quickly I saw your post in the blink group about the printer is it still available uh okay yes it is I'm sorry I was wondering why you're writing to me in English my French is not that good how much is the printer is it working properly it's free Don and French means giveaway you just need to pick it up you probably have to buy new cartridges though the ink thing I have been used it in more than a year so the old ones are probably useless now but you even get them everywhere I see why do you give it away is it broken I'm trying to do some 2020 cleaning and as I said I haven't used it much so I don't really need it when can you pick it up I go back to work on Monday but I'm free tomorrow oh but the shops closed tomorrow will you be able to buy the ink today sorry what I don't think you understood me I won't be buying the ink I'm giving you the printer for free yes but it's useless without the ink I don't need it if it's not working all right have a nice day then I'll give it to someone who does wait I'll come today if you come to the store with me to buy the ink the stores closed around 8 p.m. so we still have some time to go I'm good have a great day I can guarantee you that if you actually took her to the store she would have been like oh you know what we may as well pick up some paper while we're here and actually come to think of it I also need a laptop so if you don't mind I'll take the newest MacBook Thanks we just had a new co-worker start a few months ago he's a real sweet and genuine guy he spent a ton of time getting to know all of us and he would share his knowledge while still eager to learn just a good person who made an authentic effort to get to know us for Christmas he took the time to write out personalized Christmas cards to each of us in the department there are about 70 of us each card had a personalized message he put so much care into this guy's and on top of that he gifted everyone in the office their own $10 gift card to the local coffee house at our job he didn't have to do any of this most of us were grateful most of us our resident butthole of a petulant child decided to pipe up during our co-workers gift giving and tell him that he should have gotten gift cards to a coffee place she uses outside of work a personalized card hand delivered with free coffee none of which was expected and this jerk went ahead and complained I can't wait until next Christmas when everybody else in the office gets a gift card but not this woman our next reddit post is from angel spice as a quick background I a 23 year old female am not a makeup artist I enjoy doing makeup and I'm good at it and sometimes I'll do my friends makeup before going to a party or other events however I don't actually have the materials range of skin eyebrow etc shades to accommodate anyone who is not similar in tone to myself I also should make very clear here that I see makeup as a hobby I lead a pretty busy life as I'm in a full-time college course non makeup related and I have a job non makeup related my roommate sister is getting married in April I met her twice I was in the kitchen eating my cereal and my roommate came in and began describing a conversation that she had with her sister to summarize her sister had been saying how she didn't want to pay for a makeup artist for her and her bridal party for her wedding when Opie could just do it her bridal party consists of herself her four bridesmaids and her mother the wedding is a two-hour drive from my apartment this alone sets me up with a 10 hour unpaid day to add to this the wedding is on a Monday when I would usually work an eight-hour shift which is paid I also don't have makeup that matches the bride's or any of the bridesmaids skin or eyebrow tone so I would potentially need to purchase this I asked my roommate how much I would be paid to do this expecting a smaller sum than a qualified makeup artist but surely enough to cover travel any new products and a gift note I wouldn't be expecting an hourly rate or anything and she replied saying that I wouldn't be paid at all to add I was also not to be invited to the wedding I am kind of of the view that if you feel like we're close enough for you to ask this favor from me I should at least be invited as an evening guest as I'm not a professional the concept of doing someone's entire wedding parties makeup sort of freaked me out what if I mess it up or it doesn't last all day I'll just be blamed for a bad job when it's a very stressful request I really think that this needs to be shamed particularly as my roommate didn't seem to see anything wrong with it if you want good makeup pay for it don't ask favors from people you barely know a little bit of human respect goes a long way if you can't afford to pay people for their time don't have such an expensive wedding am I overreacting to this Opie no you are absolutely not overreacting to this this woman sounds like an entitled choosing beggar and you're definitely justified in turning her down my uber driver just stopped to give a beggar some change I was going to compliment him very kind the beggar yelled 75 cents I don't want this and threw it back at the car I just experienced the literal beggars can't be choosers and it makes me sad so my bet bill came to 120 pounds and the emergency bill for my boy who passed was 200 I think it's disgusting that we have to pay for pet care these people claim to be in the job because we care but if that was truly the case they would at least have their call-outs free I personally think it's wrong to pay just to give our pets a good life down in the comments buzzy Starr says it best if you can't afford the bed you can't afford the pets I said hello I'm sorry for the late response what can I help with web design with logo show me your latest work in mobile design category I want someone good ok give me a few moments I can show you the full design with prototype if needed no need it looks really good what do you need for start basic explanation of your projects plus some examples of what you would like your design to look like and your budget for the project I'll calculate the price it will be a mobile app csgo skins gambling platform my budget is $2,000 but everything will go to developers you do know that I'm not designing for free rights being developer is a lot harder than being a designer they deserve the money they work harder and more you cannot compare designers with developers your logic doesn't make any sense developers need to learn computer language I can design it by myself and all I need is Microsoft Paint and 20 minutes of my time if you think it's that easy you're free to design it by yourself you are the designer not me besides I have better things to do ok I'm done with you have a nice evening ok dude I'm sorry I just meant that I have a lot of work now you hear you know what I'll find someone better who be honored to work with me and I see you have some solid reviews smiley face let's break that a little man we're both grownups can't you just make a logo you don't charge for logos rights dude it'll take you three minutes three minutes of your free time you'll spend on doing BS anyways Opie sends back a smiley face I can do it in two that's the spirit the name is CS Felix I'll let you use your own creativity as long as it looks good no worries it will certainly look very epic then then Oh P sends back an image of Felix Kjellberg with terrible mspaint skills it looks awful it took me a while but here you go enjoy your free logo within two minutes you're more than welcome to use my services in the future is this some kind of bad joke who is it in the background why isn't it cropped also why it looks so cheap I trusted you and this is it's I cannot believe you have positive reviews this is B s go eat epic booty you piece of garbage and burn in hell with your extra money you'll make you don't even deserve our effing oxygen you degenerate this choosing beggar demands something for free and then when he gets it why does it look so cheap umm because it is in this next post Oh P is trying to rehome his sister's dog and he gets this can I have your dog I'm an Antioch Tennessee and need it delivered sorry but nope why not because that's a 40 minute drive and he doesn't do well in the car okay then why do you advertise him if you're not willing to let him have a home that's stupid especially when people are going to want him from all areas of the state not just me because most people can drive and pick him up okay but some are also handicapped and unable to drive so technically you're saying you won't give it to a handicapped / disabled person WTF have someone you know drive out here and pick him up you can have them wow you're such a jerk when it comes to someone you can't even walk or drive but yet I'm just asking for a new best friend a dog you're clearly mentally unwell and he deserves a good home so I'm glad you can't come get him you know what after saying that I'm gonna report you to the police for verbal abuse Oh Pete I can't believe the cops allowed you to post this from jail with you two out of five stars be aware I recently changed my starter here they told me seven hundred and eighty dollars at first as a student I couldn't afford that it's a fifth of the value of my car they pried it down to 700 with a $30 oil change value which I initially appreciated as I borrowed some money from my friend and couldn't come up with more I thought that was a good deal as they helped me I made some phone calls after I agreed to the charge and guess what I was quoted 580 at the Express oil change just across the street and around $500 at some different locations just be aware of their prices for parts as they overcharged me for 120 dollars for a starter when at Auto Zone it's 200 to 250 max I think they took advantage of me in my situation don't make my mistake response from the owner thanks for the review choosing beggar when you and I spoke you came in stranded trying to get back to Texas and the breakdown derailed your timeline to get home we got your car in immediately ahead of all appointments we diagnosed the starter issue and had a discussion with you you wanted a new starter not remanufactured and it needed to be done as fast as possible because you had to get back on the road to Texas by 3:00 p.m. I offered a remanufactured unit and a new unit you still opted for the new unit at a higher price point after we started the disassembly you came back to me and asked us to stop because you weren't able to get the funds at this point I found an even less expensive remanufactured unit but we had to wait 90 minutes for delivery you declined again because the value between this unit and the less expensive unit didn't make financial sense you asked me if I could accept paypal as payment and while this is not an actual way I can take payment I agreed in my mind I understand what it's like to be stranded out of town and I want to provide the least amount of resistance to get you on the road now while the bill was 700 bucks out the door we replaced your starter with a new DES no OAM units replace the intake manifold gasket and didn't oil change if we break down the cost 700 bucks less sales tax 45 bucks less intake manifold gasket 55 bucks less oil change 25 bucks and less disposal fees of 5 bucks your new starter actually cost you five hundred and sixty nine dollars according to your barometer of costs 580 dollars we are actually less expensive to your point about autozone being very cheap the closest autozone to us is 10 miles away they do offer a cheaper starter in their value Kraft brand however it's not in stock and would be 2 days to receive it I call this morning to check we don't buy value Kraft parts so I wanted to educate myself to potentially offer a more informed decision to the next customer I'm not sure what I could have done better for you in this situation your actual requirements were one the highest quality part available to as fast as possible 3 the cheapest price in town in nearly all cases it's impossible to accomplish all of this interestingly enough we did do it for you let's not forget I accepted a payment option that I have no idea how I'm going to get the funds out of I left the shop in my personal car to pick up your starter because there was an accident on i-295 and the driver was stuck in a gridlock and I gave you the lacroix out of my lunch box because you were here for 3 hours with no food while I'm sorry to read you thought this experience wasn't worth it it's clear I would have never pleased you no matter what if you were forthright that you were a student and the only thing that mattered was cost I could have provided a much cheaper price if I would be allowed the proper time it's not possible to do what you actually wanted in three hours I had a consultation with a local company to paint their logo on their wall I asked what the budget was they looked at each other and said I thought you did it for the art I wasn't told we'd have to pay bro you think anyone sits around painting corporate logos for fun check out this sweet IBM logo I just sketched that was ours last using beggars and if you enjoyed this video then please let me know by hitting that like button because it really helps my channel grow

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Length: 15min 58sec (958 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 27 2020