r/Choosingbeggars "Please Be My Waifu!"

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where people argue that if you don't give them money it's literally just as bad as murdering them our next reddit post is from temos a-- looking for girlfriend post your applications below so I'm a freshman physics major but my brain is so good that I focus all my energy on schoolwork and don't have any time to meet girls if you're below a three don't bother I know my type if your SAT score is below a 1000 / 1600 don't bother I'm not expecting an intellectual equal but not looking for sub normies either a CT and IQ equivalents are also acceptable if you haven't taken the SAT if you can't afford a good prosciutto don't bother culture is a must with me other than that I'm not too picky QT Asians preferred but I don't discriminate I might write up an application at some point but for now just make up your own good luck so to all the hot rich intelligent Asian girls who are watching this video lucky for you I've got the link to this post down in the description so you should be able to track down the original post and put in your application our next reddit post is from sardonic killer there was some sis user that was messaging me telling me how they are a trans Ally and that they participated in trans Pride days and stuff and supported other trans people when I told them to donate money to my paypal if they were such an ally they said that they couldn't I am pretty good at calling out these peoples B s if you aren't purchasing our meds paying for our transitions are donating money to us you aren't a real effing ally stop pretending if you are refusing to do things we ask you to do you're just as bad as trans folks who commit hate crimes yep sounds right to me not giving a trans person your money is litter really the same thing as murdering them our next reddit post is from a long string of numbers and in this post Opie is giving something free to a stranger online okay sure when do you want to come by I can come by Monday next week if that works for you sure just remind me I don't really feel that as my role here if you set an appointment I believe you should honor that by writing it down and if you can't remember I don't feel it as fair to make me travel far to pick something up of yours I don't mean to offend I just feel like if this is the case I'd rather you come to me in case you forget I won't be reminding you as I am NOT a personal assistant I think the best response here would be for Opie to say well I won't be giving you this stuff as I'm not your personal shopper our next reddit post is from Jessica memes raffling off an opportunity to do a photo shoot with my car once it's done you don't get anything but the honor of photographing my car 54 tickets at $100 each I need to see a portfolio of your work before I'll accept your bid for the raffle cliquey boys no iPhones and for those who are listening and not watching this car looks pretty bad and asking for fifty four tickets at a hundred bucks each is a weirdly specific number I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy needs five thousand four hundred dollars to finish off his car our next reddit post is from create a new account use this just happened 15 minutes ago I'm still here I've been homeless for a long time on and off most of my life early childhood we would have days not eating for a couple of days at a time I enjoy food on a break from chores I decided to go to the park to get some McDonald's and enjoy some people watching stuff I did when I was homeless as I was walking up to the entrance I saw this lady asking people at the drive-thru if they can get her a sandwich naturally they said no I stood there for a while before I decided to say eff it and get her something so I called her over she thinks me and in we went I ordered off the I mean you because it's pretty much all I get and I think it's the tastiest things on the menu I told her she could get one of the meals if she wanted she ordered a number one then started to order more meals I interrupted and told her please don't do that that's when she pointed to these guys in the parking lot and waved them to come in which they did she told them that I'm being greedy and didn't want to buy them meals I told the cashier I'm not paying for anything anymore that's when they also start saying that I'm being a greedy fat F and started to get in my face lucky for me the manager looks like he just got out of prison and was looking for an excuse to have somebody up he got the other guys to leave that's when the woman went back to ordering stuff off the menu I told her I'm not buying her anything anymore and told the cashier I am only buying things for myself she complained but eventually left after the manager came back sorry for the plain writing but I am proud of myself for finally having the courage to say no I know what it's like to be hungry it's hard for me to say no in these situations but I'm glad I did it this kind of feels like a scam to me you get the woman out front to rope someone into buying them a meal and then as soon as they agree you bring in the other guys and peer-pressure them and to keep going with it it's honestly kind of clever but I'm glad Opie shut them down our next read it poses from Hubert 1 free stuff downsizing our travel trailer and need to purge some stuff take it all for free I'll take the red spoon flippers and the pink cups but do not want anything else looks like it is all in worse than gently used condition to me but I need you to deliver it to Buck Lake for me I think your husband had some bricks he was going to deliver so maybe you guys could arrange something if you were not willing to deliver please don't waste my time oh she said please don't waste my time so I guess she's being polite our next reddit pose is from Josh you are right this is in response to a free refrigerator post we'll pick up tomorrow whenever you're free mail and thank you so much I will be giving it to my sister she needs one just moved to blank I think someone already has dibs on it sorry but I'll definitely let you know if it falls through Oh thought I was the first that contacted you well I will be reporting you go ahead and that's seriously your response to something that was free then I'm glad someone more appreciative took it a half-off you bundle up sticks our next reddit post is from Karate Kid 1984 so look if you can't help then just keep scrolling bud got no time for losers or hackers I need to go back to work but my car won't start I don't have money to fix it anyone here a mechanic I won't pay you if you're only helping me out on Facebook so don't even bother asking here's the problem when I put the key into the keyhole and turn it it makes a sound like grah grah click click and then this stereo comes on and then the stereo comes on but the car won't start sometimes it sounds like his conch clunk but only sometimes the stereo played the same song twice now I get knocked down by Chumbawamba someone walked me through fixing this now please I need to go to work soon you can't possibly expect someone to walk you through the complexities of first diagnosing the problem and then fixing it based on written sounds can you what did I say blocked same thing happens to me whenever Chumbawamba comes on the radio that's your problem have you tried playing Pearl Jam's our next reddit post is from korppoo pool need help with babysitting 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. every day I will pay you $10 per day please contact me note you must have your own car since I live far away from any bus stop my kids only eat home-cooked meals so you must be a good cook you may only use ecological ingredients I don't have time to shop in the evening so you will have to do shopping and bring the groceries with you to my house and cook so that's $1 per hour including weekends to babysit cook and shop this literally won't even cover the cost of gas to get to this terrible job our next reddit post is from mesk Iraq who brings us our first-ever foreign language choosing beggar and for context the choosing beggar messages Opie who is a baker at 10:00 p.m. on a holiday hey I need a cake hello good evening how are you I need a cake right now today is a holiday dear we don't open today for ABS sake don't do this this is urgent what kind of cake do you need a small simple Moana themed cake around three kilograms Dolce de leche flavored with plums ma'am that's impossible it's 10:00 p.m. on a holiday we don't exactly have those kinds of case ready to be delivered if it was a cupcake I would make an effort to help because we have some in stock but what you're asking is complex and takes time you need to order it in advance mixing flowers and eggs is complex if baking a cake we're just mixing flour and eggs everyone would do it instead of bugging people late at night on a holiday you could have just said you were lazy how unwilling it's my daughter's birthday and I forgot I just remembered you forgot your daughter's birthday and it's my fault I'm sorry I can't help you I hope we can help you some other time go happy yourself jerk if I needed some other time I wouldn't have asked today f off this is your problem take your arrogance and f off go bake your own cake for your daughter I don't have to sit here and take flak from strangers this time of night you're lazy this is why I hope you aren't successful I will never recommend you to anyone you don't know how to do business darling by not recommending me you'd be doing me a favor god forbid I have to deal with someone like you good night I wish you the best stay away from me and go piss off someone else Wow how snobby somehow it's comforting to know that across all cultures we're all united by having to deal with stuck up choosing beggars our next reddit post is from loading experience so my grandfather passed away a few years ago and my grandmother was left with the house and three hectares of land to her name a few months later my grandmother's half-brother whose wife was also dead sold his apartment in the city and moved with my grandmother to help her out as they've been very close for as long as I can remember our families used to be very close and my grandma's brother was super nice and a cool guy it's just that I never had much contact with his grandchildren as they were living on the other side of the country last year my grandmother also passed and me and my two brothers were each left with one hectare of land to our names and the house was left for me since we were all very close we let my grandma's brother to continue living there since after selling his apartment he really didn't have anywhere to go and he didn't want to move to the other side of the country with his kids not to mention the house itself had almost no value and there were other houses in the village that were standing on the market for years with no interest so spring came and my grandma's brother also passed away and it's during the funeral where this absurdity begins I was smoking outside the church when his grandson comes over and immediately gets down to business the conversation went something as follows so what about the inheritance what do you mean my grandpa's parts didn't he buy you a car and give you money for a down payment for your apartment yeah but he sold his apartment and gave me money it wasn't inheritance I'm talking about inheritance of the house and land where he lived well the house and the lands belonged to my grandparents your grandfather had nothing to do with it you can feel him getting irritated but my grandfather lived there so surely it also belonged to him we let him live there because he didn't want to move he never had any ownership but what about all the help he gave to your grandmother surely he deserves some reward for being so helpful it doesn't change anything the house and the land have belonged to us for more than a year now since it was my grandmother's he deserves some part of the inheritance and I will be demanding my rightful part dude you got your part when your grandpa sold his apartment and gave almost everything to you and your mom he lived here so the part also belongs to him and his family and we will be making a claim dude there's no claim to make the inheritance is already claimed we will see about that and it's been a few months now that he's been bothering us on Facebook and on phones about how we stole his inheritance dude just because you live in someone else's house for a while that doesn't mean you suddenly own part of the house that'd be like saying anyone who watches a YouTube video therefore owns part of that YouTube channel and that's just ridiculous that was our slash using beggars and if you enjoy my content please please hit that subscribe button because I am so close to a million subs I can taste it and it tastes like dulce de leche cake flavored with plums

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Length: 15min 7sec (907 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 03 2019

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