r/Choosingbeggars Pay For My Vacations! NOW!

today's video is sponsored by expressvpn welcome to r slash choosing beggars where free is too expensive hey you guy watching this youtube video i know that your name is michael well not really i'm just guessing because it's a really popular baby name but i'm guessing there are a couple michaels watching this video who just totally freaked out at that and you should freak out because even though i don't know what your name is a lot of the websites you visit do know what your name is they know your name your age your gender where you live and what you like to buy in 2020 online privacy has become more important than ever that's why you need to protect yourself online with a virtual private network like expressvpn expressvpn is a service that i personally use to keep my data protected online my favorite thing about it is that it's so fast i mean i'm a youtuber so i have to download and upload huge files every single day but even with expressvpn running i don't notice any slowdowns at all plus once you're behind a vpn you can unlock all the region locked content on platforms like youtube netflix hulu and pretty much everywhere and best of all if you go to expressvpn.com you get three months free so what are you waiting for michael who's trying to give me a car or a ride to work every day i work at mcdonald's in rice you need to give me a ride home too i can send you my schedule every week or give me a car so you don't have to deal with the bs of rides send pics of what you got i have a beat up cavalier the ac doesn't work though we can work out a payment plan or something if you can't pay the price at once my boyfriend won 600 bucks for it i ain't driving no beater without ac lull and no didn't you read my post i'm not paying for your junkie car cracking the f up wow just trying to help good luck getting a free car or free rides to work at mcdonald's you broke turd and unfortunately entitled people like this guy are apparently pretty common down in the comments sabashi says when i was a scheduling manager i had an employee always tell me that they needed to work when certain people were working so they could have a ride to and from work but never asked any of the other employees if they were available to do so yeah a guy didn't last long and then do i offend you adds i gave out rides for years i would show up at people's apartments and have to knock on the door and wake them up for work most of the time once the word got out i was picking up like three people and never got gas money or thank you so i finally said that if you weren't waiting outside when i got there i would drive by this was pre-cell phones and they would get pissed looking back on it i was really taken advantage of in search of experience mason price free i'm looking for an experienced mason to redo the steps on our home you pay for materials i will not pay for the job but my name has a lot of pull in this town my reference is worth far more than a job first come first serve she ends the post with first come first serve is she honestly expecting more than one person to take this offer free firewood pickup only message me for the address first come first served you'll definitely need a couple of people to lift them safely whoever bucked that up did not do a good job i'll need it in smaller stackable pieces sorry i'm giving them away as is i need to borrow your chainsaw to cut it up home depot rinse lol lend me the money the woods free tons of savings there can i sell the wood ah never mind nobody's going to buy uncut wood and then down in the comments we have this story from a mime i bought a house in a city that had about 60 40 foot tall scrub trees on a small lot my dad took them all down solo without damaging the house or the neighbors people watched for days he would trim them then cut down then slice up and stack the logs as soon as the work was done people would come out in droves offering to help him out by taking the wood we were giving it away because that's a ton of wood and we have zero places to burn it and as soon as he'd say take what you won the begging started my favorite was the old lady and her 30-something-year-old grandson she wanted my dad to not only chop the wood into kindling she also wanted him to deliver it and stack it for her i came out and said sure that'll be 500 she went ballistic he said the wood was free the wood is free chopping it into pieces the size you want delivery and stacking are 500 bucks she literally called the cops because we wouldn't do more work and then deliver it to her when the cops got there it was beyond hilarious she couldn't understand why they couldn't make my dad chop the wooden to the size she wanted and deliver it since we told her the wood was free we did however get several cops to come pick up the wood after their shift because hey free wood some dumb mother effort tried to get a discount on a kayak because it was displayed outside in the rain as if kayak's sole purpose isn't to be wet ugh what am i supposed to do with a wet boat it's ruined now also we have a couple of stories down in the comments xdeffyg says i had a gentleman ask for a discount because the bike he was buying was pre-built i was so dumbfounded by his stupidity all i could say was sir we pre-build them for your convenience my co-worker said i should have offered him one of the bikes still in the box they don't come with instructions on how to build them i'll always regret not offering him the box spike and then head case and a half adds this i was working at the front desk of a hotel that happened to sell the local newspaper for 50 cents a man who was waiting on the bus came over and asked me if i could give him a newspaper i said absolutely it's just 50 cents the man looked at me disgusted and scoffed i just wanted to read it um yeah dude that's why people buy newspapers to read them on this next post opie had a date with this girl and the girl stood him up and then got annoyed when he refused to pick her up the second time also this message isn't very broken in english and i'm cleaning it up to make it more understandable you didn't want to pick me up i have lots of boys chasing me from tinderandmeetup.com they're buying gifts for me and pampering me they're not letting me be by myself in public transportation to catch coronavirus not safe i want a boyfriend with a nice car nice house nice job and an australian citizen after i become his good loyal girlfriend and sleeping together he helps me stay in australia i asked you and you didn't tell me you have a big house good job money and citizenship i'm studying i don't have any money i'm a pretty girl i don't need work one day i'll find a rich boyfriend spoiling me and buying me makeup and paying for surgery letting me look beautiful all the time so between the broken english and her saying that it's super important that she meet someone who's an australian citizen it sounds like this lady's just looking for a green card marriage so that makes her a choosing beggar gold digger scammer dude i think you're probably better off without her on this next post a choosing beggar requested that someone buy them nitro boost for their discord server hi i saw what you wrote in the main chat well now you have nitro smiley face okay but i wanted nitro boost not classic nitro i already got classic nitro before oh i thought you've never gotten any nitro before but it's still nitro right i've gotta go now have a good one if you have enough money to buy nitro classic then you have enough money to buy nitro boost the money difference isn't much i see that you have nitro boost right now why couldn't you have just given that one to me and you could have gotten the classic i swear you people are just one of the most greediest people on this platform do you still have the face mask for sale yes i have eight left in stock eight i need nine unfortunately it takes a little bit for me to get the fabric but i can provide more as i get enough that is not okay your advertisement said you had twenty if you're gonna try to scam people out of their money just say so scam how am i scamming you i'm giving you masks for free you lied in your advertisements no i just ran out of stock you filthy [ __ ] i'm going to make sure to tell no one to buy any masks from you [Laughter] i'm giving them away for free fine bring them to my house no our business here is done f you jerk yo white girl op i need a big favor i know how do you know since i didn't even ask you my first book is complete i just need you to re-edit a flyer you made a couple years ago nope i'm too busy for any of that plus it's not like i have any of those project files still what was that it's only a couple words i can send you that stuff again time for you to learn a new skill my dude go to blank and play around it's an online tool where you can easily create graphics for any social media dude i need you to edit one word don't be so self-righteous no i'd need to do the whole thing from scratch because i don't have the photoshop file you don't be so lazy learn a new skill and get your problem solved in the process then you can stop asking me for this stuff every other month the person that pays three hundred thousand dollars for a skill and everyone else is lazy huh that doesn't even make sense i linked you to a free resource if you don't take advantage of a free resource you're the lazy one i didn't even learn photoshop at school oh pee please if you didn't go to school you wouldn't know how to do these things you have a bachelor's degree in a field and so do i i can email the thing to you and you can convert it that's not how it works that is how it works we're talking about the context not the graphics please stop you have no idea what you're talking about i learned photoshop by watching hours of youtube tutorials in my free time you're an ignorant dude if you think you know how this works then you should just go ahead and do it yourself you can't because you don't know how it works stop being prideful just learn a new skill and you can do these things for yourself from now on you're selfish and self-righteous dude i can't even tell you how much free work i've done for you over the past years i'm sorry if you feel like i'm selfish for finally saying no pretty astounding thing for you to say our next post is from a facebook group dedicated to giving away free mass to members of the community hey i got some masks from you from my daughter's daycare it was 30 for the caregivers yes how are you well i'm a bit taken aback the stitching doesn't complement the fabric and i'm embarrassed to give them to the teachers i'll need you to make more the stitching has to match what fabric you use you should know this like really um are you serious i made you 30 masks they were free free i took my fabric thread elastic in my time to make these to donate to your school all of these supplies are difficult to find and i used what i had on hand making that many masks takes time changing thread and bobbin colors for each mask adds a lot of time if you're not pleased with what i made please donate them to someone who's more appreciative thanks for your privileged feedback okay i need you to make more then i don't think so i don't think you understand i went 30 more masks like the one you made but with the correct coordinating thread color i promise the teachers and you're making me look bad i don't think you understand if you need a special order then you have to pay for them you'll need to provide the fabric the thread for each mask plus a bobbin that fits my machine for each color i'll need interfacing and elastic enough for each mask you'll need to include detergents so i can wash the fabric you can get nose pieces as well when you have this gathered you can leave it on my porch the charge will be 25 bucks per mask that'll help me be able to continue to donate to others after i complete my wait list i'll consider making yours i don't know where to get these things you're being very unreasonable i don't think i like the way you're talking to me no problem bye then down in the comments still mighty brings up a very interesting point she's trying to resell them and know she can get more money for cute ones teachers don't care if the masks are cute they want to get back to the classroom and a little thread color isn't going to bother them she's a choosing beggar and likely a scammer as well this next post is a cross post from our slash amide the butthole am i the butthole for not letting my sister and brother-in-law sleep in my room instead of the living room my sister brother-in-law and their son moved in with me due to financial issues they've been here for around a month now i only have a two-bedroom place though so my sister and brother-in-law have been bunking down in our living room and their son is staying in my son's room they've asked if they could change the sleeping arrangement so that they my sister and brother-in-law get one of the bedrooms and the boy stays in the living room she said that she and her husband were having problems because they never have any privacy for just the two of them i said no to that because my son who's autistic needs to keep his sleeping arrangements in space the same otherwise he'll have a meltdown and i'll have a hard time getting him to bed my sister understood that and then asked if i could stay in the living room then she thinks it makes more sense for the single person to sleep in the living room instead of the couple who could share a bid and yeah from a neutral point of view it makes more sense but come on this is my home i want to keep my private area to myself in my home it's already driving me crazy having them here all the time it's only going to be worse if i don't have some place to retreat to i also don't want to have to sleep on a couch or air mattress in my home i want to sleep in my bed where i won't wake up with a backache and let's be real i don't want my sister passionately hugging in my bed if i had a guest room i wouldn't care but them being in my own personal bid just makes me uncomfortable like i totally get that not having privacy and not being able to passionately hug sucks for them but i don't think that should affect me so i told her no to that too and now my sister and brother-in-law are basically giving me the silent treatment they're also both getting snippy with each other and arguing in hushed tones opie your sister-in-law's nuts if she really wants privacy that badly she can buy herself a tint and go passionately hug in the backyard this is the beginning i'm on a mission to travel to every country in the world and have brands and businesses pay for my flight and accommodation for each trip i will document the entire journey both here and on the website the first post might be the most difficult while followers are low and risk of me completing this journey is high however if a brand takes part early they can choose the destination with the cheapest flight for me to travel to i'm willing to fly for a day trip to save the brand or business on hotel costs so who's going to stamp their name against trip number one on the sponsored traveler and gain exposure to the hundreds of thousands of followers to come speak soon and the best part about this post is that it has 67 likes good luck lady the only way anyone would follow you is to figure out how on earth you scammed businesses into giving you free travel money single mom looking for a step dad for my kids qualifications must have a six figure salary must have a car that can fit all my kids comfortably or willing to buy an suv or van single dads will not be qualified willing to marry me in less than a month i'll need to buy a 30 carat diamond ring before the wedding must be six foot or taller must have four to six bedrooms available for my kids must pay all the rent or mortgages must adopt all my kids must know how to cut grass must be good looking must have six pack must have at least two hundred thousand dollars in his bank account to guarantee my kid's future must provide twice as much as the father of my kids pays for child support i just imagine some handsome rich dude putting down his phone and being like oh man i was so close i don't have a six pack that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this video then hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 17min 10sec (1030 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 05 2020